Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1215: “CSI Tokyo: What Really Happened, Part II”
#1215: “CSI Tokyo: What Really Happened, Part II”

[03:49] *** Sun Aug 12 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[03:49] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[03:50] <flame_SNIPER> M-Mamoru-san killed Serena Tsukino!?
[03:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> W-Why!?
[03:51] <setsy_meiou> I...
[03:51] <setsy_meiou> I've never been able to get over Endymion-sama.
[03:51] <setsy_meiou> I'd tried to brainwash him to do my bidding before, to love me, but I'd failed.
[03:52] <setsy_meiou> I also found out that he was my brother, so I never pursued him as madly as I had in the past.
[03:52] <setsy_meiou> He, however has a weakness.
[03:52] <setsy_meiou> Lolicons.
[03:52] <setsy_meiou> It's the reason he doesn't stay around Serenity-sama much nowadays.
[03:52] <setsy_meiou> It was fine when she was 14 and he a college student.
[03:53] <setsy_meiou> But once she was of age, he became progressively less interested in her.
[03:53] <flame_SNIPER> ... I used to DATE him.
[03:53] * flame_SNIPER slumps in the corner shivering.
[03:54] <setsy_meiou> Serena Tsukino, however, had the virtue of looking like Usagi, and only being 15 or 16.
[03:54] <setsy_meiou> So to say he was interested was a given.
[03:55] <setsy_meiou> I managed to slips omething in his drink while he was drinking with her that morning in the Crown Karaoke parlor.
[03:56] <setsy_meiou> I managed to use a simple hypnogagic drug to make him respond to my wishes. To do it I had to dress up as Queen Beryl however >_>
[03:56] <IrnChef_Jovian> D:
[03:57] <setsy_meiou> I wanted him to extract the latent Ginzuishou that resides in Serena.
[03:57] <flame_SNIPER> THE WHAT
[03:57] <setsy_meiou> After the great Crisis ended last year, the universe was "Forked" backwards and forwards in time.
[03:58] <setsy_meiou> Duplicates of us were created across the Pacific.
[03:58] <setsy_meiou> But western in history and culture.
[03:58] <setsy_meiou> They have odd voices and seem to henshin a bit differently, and dont' seem to bleed at all..
[03:59] <setsy_meiou> But those are curiosities.
[03:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> no wonder she was so much like Usagi~
[03:59] <setsy_meiou> Yes. In her there was a "Silver Crystal" similar to the Ginzuishou, but it hd never been awakened.
[03:59] <setsy_meiou> I brainwashed Endymion-sama to use his power as the Prince of the Earth to extract it from her.
[04:00] * setsy_meiou thinks back

[04:01] <ScoutGrl_95> Wow! It's such a cool day, isn't it Dari--err I mean Mameru?
[04:01] <Chiba_M> Yeah :D
[04:01] <ScoutGrl_95> Hey.. wanna go in that phone booth and umm.. have some fun ♡ tee hee?
[04:01] <Chiba_M> Yeah~
[04:02] * setsy_meiou appears from around the corner
[04:02] * setsy_meiou snaps her fingers at Mamoru "Now."
[04:02] * Chiba_M is now known as Tuxedo Mask
[04:02] <ScoutGrl_95> OH W♡W!
[04:02] <setsy_meiou> Bring me the Silver Crystal!
[04:02] <Tuxedo Mask> - Yes. my master. -
[04:03] * Tuxedo Mask pulls back his cane, remembering how the Amazoness Quartet used their billard cues to knock the dream mirrors out of their targets
[04:04] <ScoutGrl_95> Wow! You're so COOL! A guy in a Tuxedo and a Mask! You should be called "Tudeo Mask!" TEE HEE!
[04:04] * Tuxedo Mask draws back the cane like a sword, pointed at Serena, getting ready to make a precise shot.
[04:04] <ScoutGrl_95> S♡ H♡T!
[04:05] * ScoutGrl_95 leaps forward to glomp him and slips on a banana peel
[04:05] <ScoutGrl_95> O_o
[04:05] <Tuxedo Mask> O_O
[04:05] <setsy_meiou> D:
[04:05] * ScoutGrl_95 can't stop herself in time, and her head RAMS into the front of the cane, EXPLODING with the force of impact in a brillaint flash of light and falling backwards, skull holllowed out
[04:06] <Tuxedo Mask> .....
[04:06] <setsy_meiou> .....
[04:06] <ScoutGrl_95> x_X
[04:06] *** ScoutGrl_95 [] has quit IRC (Sailor Moon says: Darien is a STUD! Tee Hee!)
[04:06] <Tuxedo Mask> what...
[04:06] <Tuxedo Mask> what have I DONE!
[04:07] * Tuxedo Mask drops to his knees, the mask falling off, pulling his cane back, the golden tip is missing.
[04:07] * Tuxedo Mask runs off screaming into the distance
[04:07] <setsy_meiou> The crystal... it's gone...

[04:08] <flame_SNIPER> It was a horrible accident
[04:08] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What did you do with her brain? there was none of it left!
[04:08] <setsy_meiou> ... <_< ... I suppose it vaporized..
[04:08] <setsy_meiou> But that's why I had to go after Small Lady.
[04:09] <setsy_meiou> Hers was the only other crystal I knew the location of.
[04:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> You're an accomplice to murder.
[04:10] <flame_SNIPER> But it was an accident.
[04:10] <setsy_meiou> Im afraid for Endymion-sama... he didn't look at all well
[04:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You think he had something to do with Lyrica-chan's death?
[04:11] <setsy_meiou> I... really do.
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