[21:49] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[21:49] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
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setsy_meiou> ... Back then... in the future... I didn't know he was my brother* ...
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*>
see Suburban Senshi Season 1
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setsy_meiou> ... that i was his clone made female and given senshi powers because no one outside the royal family could be trusted....
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setsy_meiou> ... i just thought the king was SO HOT ...
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Mizunomics01> Well it is a truism that first and second degree relatives, if unaware of their common origins, are greatly attracted to each other due to latent similarities
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flame_SNIPER> Ewww
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setsy_meiou> ... i wanted him... more than anything...
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setsy_meiou> ... but he NEVER noticed me ...
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setsy_meiou> ... so one night... when it was pitch-black... i did my hair up in odangos....
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setsy_meiou> ... swallowed the helium so i would sound like the queen ..
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setsy_meiou> ... and i rode the imperial stallion until dawn ..
[21:57] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: vomit
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flame_SNIPER> <_<
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flame_SNIPER> >_>
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Rei-chan?
[21:57] * flame_SNIPER is away: NOTHING
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Mizunomics01> And then you found out you were pregnant?
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setsy_meiou> ... yes ...
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setsy_meiou> ... i didn't want scandal to follow my lovely king, so one night, when she was alone, I sedated the queen and surgically transferred the foetus to her body using equipment stolen from the medical wing of the palace.
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Mizunomics01> .
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Mizunomics01> So THAT'S where the Molecular Surrogation Device went.
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setsy_meiou> ...the Queen thought herself pregnant by her husband's own hand, and all was well...
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setsy_meiou> ... Chibiusa-chan was born months after ...
[22:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V SNAPS her fingers
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> That explains it!
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Mizunomics01> Explains what?
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> Why Chibiusa-chan has red eyes and pink hair when neither of her parents do!
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> The Red Eyes are Setsuna-san's!
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> And the Pink hair is because of inbreeding!
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Mizunomics01> ... astounding.
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Mizunomics01> It also explains why Chibiusa is so facile with the time Key.
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[gTV]C'est_la_V> but if she's your daughter... why did you try to kill her?!
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setsy_meiou> ... I ... can't remember...
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setsy_meiou> .. I wanted...
[22:06] * setsy_meiou struggles, feling the back of her head, amusingly still ass up with her head in the bowl of peanuts.
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setsy_meiou> ... I wanted ...
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setsy_meiou> ... I wanted her to give me my life back.
[22:06] *** Disconnected
[22:06] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING END ***
