Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1196: “O Brother, Where Art Thou”
#1196: “O Brother, Where Art Thou”

[07:20] *** Thu Jul 19 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[07:20] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:20] *** Topic is - It's a small world after all -
[07:20] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Thu Jul 19 07:20 2007

[07:21] <// J_Daito //> I don't think he appreciated the mucus she left behind
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Still that's no reason for the flame throwing bulls[BLEEP]t
[07:21] * FireFly_9 marvels at how interconnected the world has become
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> What's that, 'Taru
[07:22] <FireFly_9> I was just looking over some Federal Express Tracking data for a package sempai had shipped to Ginga's American Bureau.

[07:25] <FireFly_9> From Shanghai, to Narita International Airport, to Anchorage Alaska, to Indianapolis Indiana, to Memphis Tennessee, to Ft. Lauderdale Florida, to Hollywood Florida, to Lake Worth Florida.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> and it took a little over two days. To get halfway across the planet.
[07:26] <FireFly_9> Just a few years ago this would have taken weeks, months, or even years-- assuming it wasn't hijacked en-route or lost in the sea.
[07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, but now everything's tight
[07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> We're in an interconnected information age, kiddo
[07:27] <FireFly_9> I'm not much younger than you :P
[07:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah, can you remember when this came out?

[07:28] <FireFly_9> ... My god at the voices.... THE VOICES
[07:28] <// J_Daito //> That's probably the best-paced cut of that film I've ever seen.
[07:30] // GINGA FLASH // · · Toxicology reports reveal that Professional Wrestler Chris Benoit's body contained 10 times the normal level of testosterone, which appeared to have been injected shortly before he died, as well as the anti-anxiety drug Xanax and the painkiller hydrocodone, authorities said. · ·
[07:31] // GINGA FLASH // · · The state's top medical examiner, Dr. Kris Sperry, said there was no evidence of any other anabolic steroids in the wrestler's body, and nothing to show that steroids played a role in the death of Nancy and Daniel Benoit. · ·
[07:31] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:31] // GINGA FLASH // · · "An elevation of that ratio does not translate into something abnormal in a person's thought process or behavior," he said. · ·
[07:31] // GINGA FLASH // · · Sperry said the boy appeared to have been sedated when he was asphyxiated, and Benoit's wife had a "therapeutic" level of sedatives in her body. · ·
[07:31] <@SpeedRcrX> But... but that means
[07:31] // GINGA FLASH // · · The Georgia Bureau of Investigation also said Benoit tested negative for alcohol. · ·
[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> If he sedated the kid that means he really planned this s[BLEEP]t out...
[07:32] * @SpeedRcrX just kind of sits there dumbfounded
[07:32] <FireFly_9> At least he was trying to be merciful?
[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> the F[BLEEP]K mercy is there in killing a LITTLE KID
[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Who didn't even f[BLEEP]king HAVE a deisease most likely
[07:33] * FireFly_9 was just trying to make you feel better
[07:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Ain't no way I'm gonna feel better about this
[07:33] // GINGA FLASH // · · In the advent of the Chris Benoit tragedy, ECW wrestler George Caiazo was found dead on Wednesday afternoon in his New Hampshire home. Best known during his time in the original ECW, "John Kronus" & tag team partner Perry Saturn were known as The Eliminators. They were one of the most dominate & well known ECW teams. · ·
[07:34] <@SpeedRcrX> ......... What, another one dead? ><
[07:34] // GINGA FLASH // · · No further details on how Caiazo died are available right now. · ·
[07:35] // GINGA FLASH // · · The NY Daily News also reports that the family of Nancy Benoit is infuriated with WWE for allowing Jim Ros to attend the memorial service for Nancy and Daniel. The News reports that Ross was not an invited guest, and "were incensed he made a colorful entrance, including his trademark black cowboy hat." · ·
[07:35] // GINGA FLASH // · · A steroid expert at NYU Medical Center who said he cannot dismiss the role of steroids in Benoit's actions. He said: "When you have a stockpile of steroids and a doctor (Phil Astin) prescribing a ten-month supply every three weeks, obviously you're abusing steroids · ·
[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, the thing is it took so long for Tox to come out that the media let the story die as far as TV goes, I dunno if anyone will press WWE as hard as they should
[07:36] <FireFly_9> This is real life, Haruka-poppa, not an episode of CSI. Things take time.
[07:37] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k I want Grissom-tachi on this s[BLEEP]t.

[07:43] <GERMATOID> :D
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL Hilaridad :P
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> I've learned lots of things from CSI
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> Don't have have sex with anyone. If you have to, always flush the condom down the toilet. 5 times. Don't touch the flush handle. Burn the building down after.
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> Wear gloves. ALL THE TIME. Make sure they are not made of latex, leather, vinyl, or any other material that exists, as they can be traced.
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> If you can get away with it for a full hour, you're safe
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> Always have a lawyer. Especially if you're innocent and have no f[BLEEP]king idea of what CSI is talking about
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> Don't buy anything with a credit card. They can trace that dildo you bought on eBay.
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> ..............
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> Don't ever break up with your partner. Don't ever have kids. Don't have go to work. Don't ever not go to work. Don't ever stay home.
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> If you must drive a car, make sure it's a rental and you paid for it with cash
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> If you're guilty, always confess in a poetic way in front of your lawyer
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> Don't urinate, breathe, spit, eat, or use cups, cutlery or plates. Don't touch anything. You're guilty.
[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> Burn all your garbage, out of town. CSI always goes through your garbage because it's on public property so they won't need a warrant.
[07:45] <FireFly_9> If you beat your kids, they will eventually kill you.
[07:45] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> Approximately 90% of the population works at the casinos.
[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> Every attractive girl is a stripper
[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> All strippers are really men
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> If you're a cop and you do your job, you're always a suspect because you have the ability to kill.
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> Always have a full tank of gas so they can't figure out where you've come from. Then blow up the car.
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> Always pour bleach all over the person you kill. Bleach breaks down DNA. That means you win.
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> Never be mean to anyone. They will rat on you.
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> If you have a partner in a crime, make sure you kill them too. Then read above.
[07:46] <flame_SNIPER> Unless you work for CSI, you're going to hell.
[07:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Amen to that
[07:47] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm going to disinfect and wipe down my keyboard and mouse
[07:47] <FireFly_9> ... why
[07:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Because you never know <_<
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