#1174: “Dolla Dolla”


[09:27] *** Tue May 08 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[09:27] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[09:27] *** Topic is - Your tax dollars at work -
[09:27] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Tue May 08 09:27 2007





[09:27] <Mizunomics01> "The harmless "poppy coin" was so unfamiliar to suspicious U.S. Army contractors traveling in Canada that they filed confidential espionage accounts about them. The worried contractors described the coins as "anomalous" and "filled with something man-made that looked like nano-technology," according to once-classified U.S. government reports and e-mails obtained by the AP."
[09:28] <Mizunomics01> "..."
[09:28] <Mizunomics01> "The confidential accounts led to a sensational warning from the Defense Security Service, an agency of the Defense Department, that mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters were found planted on U.S. contractors with classified security clearances on at least three separate occasions between October 2005 and January 2006 as the contractors traveled through Canada. "
[09:29] <Mizunomics01> Source
[09:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Isn't poppy like the source for Opium
[09:30] <Mizunomics01> Yes.
[09:30] * @SpeedRcrX makes the mental connection
[09:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Poppy > Opium > Taliban > 911
[09:30] <@SpeedRcrX> HOLY F[BLEEP]K
[09:30] <@SpeedRcrX> The Canadians are
[09:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Are TALIBAN
[09:31] <Mizunomics01> ¬_¬
[09:31] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE
[09:31] <@SpeedRcrX> The POPPY is in the COINS man
[09:31] <@SpeedRcrX> it's in the COINS
[09:31] <Mizunomics01> Most American currency has trace amounts of cocaine on it.
[09:31] <@SpeedRcrX> OH MY GOD THEY'RE IN ON IT TOO
[09:32] <@SpeedRcrX> HEROIN AND COCAINE HIDDEN IN MONIES
[09:32] * @SpeedRcrX flails at the conspiracy
[09:32] <Mizunomics01> There was a time I respected you.
[09:33] <@SpeedRcrX> So like, if I got TONS of American money, then carefulyl distilled the trace amounts of cocaine off of it and resold it, I could be RICH!
[09:33] <Mizunomics01> ... wouldn't yoube rich if you had "tons of American Money", Haruka-san?
[09:33] <@SpeedRcrX> huh
[09:33] <FireFly_9> Ami-san, don't bother.
[09:34] <FireFly_9> She's in her own little world.
[09:34] * @SpeedRcrX starts schemin how to find the money
[09:34] <Mizunomics01> I can see this.
[09:34] *** Disconnected
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