Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1163: “Poop Scoop”
#1163: “Poop Scoop”

[10:39] *** Wed Apr 18 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[10:39] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:39] *** Topic is - Yare Yare -
[10:39] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Wed Apr 18 00:39 2007

[10:39] *** FireFly_9 [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[10:39] <FireFly_9> Anyone about?
[10:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[10:40] <FireFly_9> What is that noise I'm hearing ont he roof, like a pitter-patter?
[10:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Elza Grey's catapulting flaming bags of s[BLEEP]t on the roof again
[10:40] <FireFly_9> ...
[10:40] <FireFly_9> AGAIN. That's the third time this week.
[10:41] <@SpeedRcrX> She's been mega-pissed off ever since the wedding
[10:42] <FireFly_9> I know this. I half expect her to come running up to the house one morning with a skinned rabbit ala that woman from Fatal Attraction.
[10:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno what the f[BLEEP]k her problem is 'Taru
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> At least she isn't blaring her message over the portable PA system in her car at 3 A.M. like the other night
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> I've seriously considered just sucking out all her energy so I can get a good night's sleep
[10:44] <@SpeedRcrX> She thinks I'm "corrupting" the elegance of her "heroine" Michiru.
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> It's like god damn woman you know NOTHING of what goes on in our lives, you make f[BLEEP]king assumptions and jump to conclusions and fling them in my face in ever-increasingly outlandish bulls[BLEEP]ttastic ways
[10:45] <FireFly_9> ...And Haruka-poppa coins a new phrase.
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Bulls[BLEEP]ttastic I claim this word for ME.
[10:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Just because I don't do what she f[BLEEP]king wants and run track anymore so she can ogle my ass on the track, she gets this bitter pariah complex
[10:47] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]king forgot about the time I saved you when your pure heart got snatched, Eh Elzy?
[10:47] <// J_Daito //> She's not here, Ten'ou.
[10:47] <@SpeedRcrX> She says s[BLEEP]t like I make Michiru do things, and not paint anymore.
[10:48] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma just tired of the art circuit.
[10:48] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, dear, pay her no heed.
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> you were lurkin?
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> - Well I had to make sure you weren't chatting up Aya Reiko, dear. -
[10:49] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[10:49] <Mdm_Maestro> People on the outside have their fantasies and illusions about the world, Haruka.
[10:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Grey-san has constructed a fantasy of your holding me back, in order to justify actions she sees as "Saving" me.
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi. She's hurling bags of S[BLEEP]T on the roof. People are thinkin' I'm back to playing with fertilizer again ><
[10:52] <FireFly_9> Grey-san cares in her own way, but she's letting her tendency towards the dramatic get in the way of her rational thought processes.
[10:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Man 'Taru stop rationalizing for people.
[10:52] <FireFly_9> You're being pigheaded.
[10:52] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka!
[10:53] <@SpeedRcrX> What
[10:53] * Mdm_Maestro holds your hand
[10:53] * Mdm_Maestro intertwines her fingers in yours
[10:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Others don't understand us. They never have. It's always been us against the world.
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> But man, why does it have to be like that. I do MY BEST for people and they turn my roof into a manure pile.
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, what do you want in this life.
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Pr0n and beer.
[10:55] <FireFly_9> Oh god.
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm BEING SERIOUS.
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> So am I :P
[10:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Please.
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> All right ><
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> I want you. To protect you, to take care of you, to kick back and have fun with my friends, to have a happy house where we can feel free to be as bats[BLEEP]t insane as we want.
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I want to live in a world where I don't have to f[BLEEP]kin' justify myself every ten seconds to motherf[BLEEP]kers who should KNOW ME BETTER THAN THIS.
[10:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I *TRY* to do the right thing by people and I get S[BLEEP]T on for it.
[10:57] <FireFly_9> the house is being hit on, not you.
[10:58] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru, stop being f[BLEEP]king pedantic. It's the middle of the night and I have no tolerance for that kind of s[BLEEP]t.
[10:58] <FireFly_9> :P
[10:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka! Whose house is this?
[10:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Man the deed situation is so f[BLEEP]ked up at this point it's either yours, Neko's, mine, 'Taru's or Ronald McDonald's.
[10:59] <Mdm_Maestro> <_<
[10:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Well in all the ways that matters, it's YOURS.
[02:00] <Mdm_Maestro> You have the right to run it as you wish. you do your best for us.
[02:00] <Mdm_Maestro> If others don't like it, tough. they have their own houses and are welcome to them.
[02:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Elza doesn't live here. She doesn't have all the facts. She doesn't know WHY I love you, WHY I care for you, or that my value for you goes BEYOND that love to appreciation of your very REAL talents.
[02:01] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh is complimenting Ten'ou. Am I drunk>?
[02:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Jedite, not now, please.
[02:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Michiru...
[02:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Grey is missing the point that you've *earned* you place in this house and my affections.
[02:03] <Mdm_Maestro> She does not see the logical evolution of our lifestyle for what it is, and assumes that you, as an interloper, have forced this upon me.
[02:03] <@SpeedRcrX> She's gonna call you a b[BLEEP]ch, you know this.
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> If doing what *I* feel is right, if standing up for *my* interests and future and vison for the future is the act of a b[BLEEP]ch....
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> Then, I am a B[BLEEP]ch.
[02:04] <Mdm_Maestro> Because sometimes it takes a B[BLEEP]ch to do what has to be done.
[02:05] <Mdm_Maestro> and I will do what I have to to protect you, this family, our friends and this house.
[02:06] <FireFly_9> # The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. - George Bernard Shaw
[02:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Indeed, Hotaru-chan.
[02:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi... I love you
[02:06] <Mdm_Maestro> I love you too, dear.
[02:06] <// J_Daito //> Aww.... Senshi love... how cute *womit*
[02:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow this channel clock is F[BLEEP]KED UP XD
[02:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Now Haruka, please get out of #hot-irish-babes-in-tamoshanters before I hurt you.
[02:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Did a WHOIS on me, huh <_<
[02:08] <Mdm_Maestro> ^_^
[02:08] *** @SpeedRcrX [] has left #suburbansenshi (Goddammit Elza get over it and get on with your life)
[02:09] * FireFly_9 is away: Telling Poppa he can collect manure tomorrow
[02:09] <// J_Daito //> Actually human feces makes horrible fertilizer.
[02:09] <Mdm_Maestro> How do you know this, Jedite?
[02:09] *** // J_Daito // [] has left #suburbansenshi (>_>)
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