Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1127: “Opposing Viewpoint”
#1127: “Opposing Viewpoint”

[07:23] *** Wed Jan 31 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[07:23] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:23] *** Topic is - You know some guys feel this way -
[07:23] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Wed Jan 31 07:23 2007

[07:24] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, this is Aya Reiko for Ginga TV, coming to you from Ohtori Academy, where world-famous Instructor and part-time fashion model, Ohtori Akio has asked for an interview concerning the upcoming marriage of Ten'ou Haruka and Kaioh Michiru!

[07:25] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Good morning miss Aya~
[07:25] * Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH kisses her hand
[07:25] * [gTV]Aya_Reiko turns beet red and gets weak at the knees
[07:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Hey! Stop drooling all over our employees or I'll belt you in the face!!
[07:26] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> What, is she your lover or something?
[07:27] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane just walks over to Akio and SLAMS him so hard with a punch he goes tumbling out of his chair and crashing into a wall
[07:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What's your defect, you sick freak, two women can't be friends without being Yuri?
[07:28] * Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH extracts himself from the wall and does his best to look suave.
[07:29] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> You want to know what my problem is? Why I've called you here today to condemn the Marriage of Haruka and Michiru?
[07:29] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> You're going to condemn it?
[07:29] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Damn right. Yuri has no place in this world. It's a disgrace and purely evil
[07:30] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What is this, some kind of philosophical or religious objection?
[07:30] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> NO.
[07:30] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Yuri just makes me SICK.
[07:30] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> I want to show you something.
[07:30] * Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH pulls out a picture

[07:31] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, is that Chibiusa?
[07:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> (maybe in Ikuhara's Pedo dreams?)
[07:32] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> See that HOTNESS in my arms? Her name was Tenjou Utena. God she was so soft, so supple, so sexy, and we fit together so well~
[07:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Okay, TOO much detail
[07:32] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> We were man and woman, pressed together, one, SO GOOD
[07:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> TOO MUCH I SAID, keep it up and I start [BLEEP]ing
[07:34] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> MY point is that we were fantastic together. The perfect Ying and Yang of passion and pleasure
[07:34] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Then ANTHY showed up.
[07:34] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Anthy??
[07:35] * Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH HATES that woman
[07:35] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> she shows up, and all of a sudden, Utena drops me like a rock
[07:35] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> the next thing I know, this is happening

[07:36] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> It's like Britney Spears and Madonna foretold
[07:36] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Hot women are meant for HOT men
[07:36] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Hot women are not meant for other Hot women
[07:36] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> when a hot man and a hot woman get together, hot children can me made, incrasing the pool of global hotness
[07:37] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> when hot women and hot women get together the pool of global hotness is reduced
[07:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You just sound bitter because you, a notorious player, were dumped by a woman, for a woman
[07:37] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, you know there is science to let two women make children, ne?
[07:37] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> LUDICROUS
[07:38] * Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH slams his fist on a table
[07:38] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> I believe in the power of men and women doing it to revolutionize the world!
[07:38] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> Haruka and Michiru are two world-famous icons!
[07:39] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> they're setting an example that hot women don't need hot men for their satisfaction!
[07:39] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane can almost see the foam coming out of his mouth
[07:40] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> I cannot, and never will, support them. In fact, I'm flying back to Japan today to start a campaign AGAINST them.
[07:40] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You've got to be kidding.
[07:40] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> No I'm not. hot women are for hot men.
[07:41] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Look have you ever MET these people? They are the only ones who would ever be able to stomach each other. Ever heard of soul mates?
[07:42] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> A ludicrous concept
[07:42] <Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH> If they get married I'm going to make sure they regret it for the rest of their lives. This interview is over.
[07:43] *** Ohtori_Akioh_Oh_OH has left #suburbansenshi (God, my life was so sexy until Anthy and her Yuri ways took my hotness Tenjou away)

[07:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> That was the chat transcript... It hasn't aired yet...
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> What do you think Haruka-san and Michiru-san will do?
[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san will try to use it as an excuse to break the date, I bet...
[07:45] <IrnChef_Jovian> Man, we can't allow this! Love is love, no matter what gender, right Ami-chan?!
[07:45] * Mizunomics01 distractedly nods
[07:46] <=^catablanca^=> Why do I get the feeling the road to this marriage is gonna be a rocky one?
[07:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Artemis, stop typing and continue your liposuction!!
[07:46] <=^catablanca^=> dammit I'm down to 30 pounds
[07:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> WORK HARDER
[07:47] * =^catablanca^= 's skin is hanging in folds =T_T=
[07:47] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [] has left #suburbansenshi (I'm coming over there to make sure)
[07:52] * IrnChef_Jovian never knew Artemis had a habit of overeating
[07:52] <flame_SNIPER> I think it all started after Luna left him
[07:52] <Mizunomics01> Relationships are curious
[07:53] <Mizunomics01> Someone leaves you, you become stressed
[07:53] <Mizunomics01> You declare your love for someone in a way society can't quite handle, and you become stressed.
[07:53] <Mizunomics01> Perhaps love is not worth the cost / benefit analysis?
[07:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> NO AMI-CHAN NO D:
[07:53] * IrnChef_Jovian starts to shake her
[07:54] <Mizunomics01> I am on the IRC, you are not shaking me
[07:54] * IrnChef_Jovian SHAKES HARDER
[07:54] <Mizunomics01> Mako-chan what are you doing
[07:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> YOU MUST LOVE, AMI-CHAN, YOU MUST!!
[07:54] <Mizunomics01> ...why...
[07:54] *** Disconnected
[07:54] *** Wed Jan 31 2007 - LOGGING END ***