#1098: “Channelwar 1: Haruka's Shame”


[23:43] *** Wed Nov 29 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[23:43] *** Now talking in #villains-united
[23:43] *** Topic is - You can't stop us -
[23:43] *** Set by @// KuNZiT3 // on Wed Nov 29 23:43 2006

[23:43] <@// J_Daito //> It was wise of you to restore my OPs, Kunzite
[23:43] <@// KuNZiT3 //> Please, spare me your idle threats. We have a more important foe to deal with.
[23:44] <@// KuNZiT3 //> We will make Uranus PAY for the humilations she has foisted upon me.
[23:44] <@// J_Daito //> How.
[23:44] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara, that's where I come in, dear.
[23:44] <@// KuNZiT3 //> Neptune here has been closest to Uranus and knows all her secrets
[23:45] <@// KuNZiT3 //> SECRETS WHICH I WILL NOW REVEAL UNTO THE WORLD!
[23:45] <@// J_Daito //> .... Such as?
[23:46] <@// KuNZiT3 //> Luna-P, are we transmitting to the world?
[23:46] <+luna_P> y35
[23:47] <@Mdm_Maestro> Haruka is a pedophile. I'm sure the world knows of her attraction to Tsukino Usagi, who she calls "Neko".
[23:47] <Chiba_M> What
[23:47] <Chiba_M> My wife what
[23:47] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara, it's true, dear.
[23:48] <@// KuNZiT3 //> It was a slow seduction
[23:49] <@// KuNZiT3 //> those who remember tjhe Diff'rnt Strokes episode where Arnold was taken to the basement of the creepyo ld man who showed him naked cartoons will recognize the pattern.
[23:49] <@// KuNZiT3 //> First Ten'ou took her to the arcade to show her "games". But oh, what games.




[23:50] <Chiba_M> ...
[23:51] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara, from there it was a slow slide to iniquity
[23:51] <@Mdm_Maestro> During the heat of battle against a Daimon with a strategically placed black tire, Haruka-san showed Usagi-chan a different kind of heat




[23:59] <Chiba_M> D:
[23:59] <Chiba_M> NOT MY WIFE KNOW
[23:59] <Chiba_M> ^NO
[23:59] <psYchO_saKi> haha he;s REALLY broken up
[00:00] <psYchO_saKi> Let me shoot you in the head and end your pain, Mamoru~
[00:00] <@GERMATOID> SHOOTING HIM IN THE HEAD WILL DO 0 DAMAGE THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE
[00:00] <Chiba_M> T_T
[00:00] <Reverend_H> Aim Lower yo
[00:01] * psYchO_saKi pulls out her hellsing Jackal and aims at his [BLEEP]
[00:01] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has quit IRC (T_________T)
[00:01] <setsy_meiou> ...you know how haruka-san was a constant enemy of seiya?
[00:01] <@Mdm_Maestro> Yes
[00:02] <setsy_meiou> ...it wasn't because she did not want Usagi-chan to ally with the Starlights...
[00:02] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara?
[00:03] <setsy_meiou> ...the truth is...




[00:03] <@// J_Daito //> Ten'ou has no taste in women.
[00:03] <Reverend_H> I'd hit it yo
[00:04] <@// J_Daito //> You would hit anything with the correct orafice.
[00:04] <Reverend_H> Hey at least I GET SOME YO
[00:04] <@GERMATOID> SPEAKING OF WHICH, SETSUNA-KUN IT'S TIME TO STRESS TEST THE NEW STAINPROOF TWISTER MAT! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[00:05] * setsy_meiou is away: of course, Souichi-sama ♡
[00:05] *** @GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (DON'T WAIT UP!)
[00:05] <@Mdm_Maestro> Ara, that brings back unplesaeant memories of my nights undercover in Mugen Gakuen...
[00:05] <Reverend_H> I can help you relive those yo
[00:06] <@Mdm_Maestro> Why thank you for the assistance, dear ♡
[00:06] <Reverend_H> Yeah baby
[00:06] * @Mdm_Maestro remembers... oh how did it go with Hakase?
[00:06] * @Mdm_Maestro kicks you in the gonads
[00:06] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken balls yo)
[00:07] *** OFFICIAL KUNZITE PROCLAMATION: In your FACE Uranus whhat you gonna do NOW huh? HUH
[00:07] *** Disconnected
[00:07] *** Thu Nov 30 2006 - LOGGING END ***










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