Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1096: “What is Oronde?”
#1096: “What is Oronde?”

[19:55] *** Mon Nov 06 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[19:55] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2

[19:55] *** Topic is - What is Oronde? -
[19:56] <@SpeedRcrX> So there's a channel Troll named Oronde. Most of you know this. His shame lives in infamy like those Roosevelt Speeches I used to hear excerpts of in the school filmstrips I used to watch as a child. Let us examine the issue of this troll and decide what he is. Let the theory-ing commence!
[19:56] <starcat> Oronde is...a sentient pumpkin pie.
[19:56] <starcat> ORONDE IS NAOKO TÆKUCHI.
[19:56] <starcat> Bad English, flakey personality, a love-hate relationship with Suburban all fits!
[19:56] <Michael Dembeck> I believe Oronde is actualy a computer AI, born from every typo ever made, sort of like the evil shenlongs from Dragonball GT.
[19:56] <Solarchos> Oronde is the Über-Pimp's...poop.
[19:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I believe Oronde's typing was so bad because he was perpetually having sex as he typed
[19:57] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is really, The Burger King.
[19:57] <The Burger King> WHERE IS YOUR TROLL NOW
[19:57] <Solarchos> Oronde is, in reality, George Dubya Bush.
[19:58] <starcat> Oronde continues to come back to the chatbox because he is the "negative chatbox".
[19:58] <starcat> For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction: Oronde is that reaction.
[19:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Is he the ANTI-GRAMMARIAN?
[19:58] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde's true form, is that of Jack Thompson, planning to kill video game fans with bad typing.
[19:59] <starcat> Oronde founded 4chan.
[19:59] <Solarchos> Oronde is a Matrix Agent who suffered from the worst computer virus in history, transforming him into the ultra-gimp of Agents.
[19:59] <Mizunomics01> Oronde is the living embodiment of the 4-chan gestalt
[19:59] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is lord of the /b/tards
[20:00] <starcat> Oronde really IS from the future, and Suburban Senshi straddles the breaking point of history.
[20:00] <Solarchos> Oronde is the son of Tubgirl since all he ever types is typo-diarrhea.
[20:00] <starcat> Oh god that's a horrible mental image.
[20:00] * starcat shudders
[20:00] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde, is the Goatse guy.
[20:01] <starcat> Oronde is the Spirit of the Eighties.
[20:01] <Raihosha> Please, starcat, don't insult the 80s like that!
[20:01] <Solarchos> Yes, Oronde was the spirit of the 80's...the cocaine-addicted spirit of the 80's.
[20:02] <starcat> Oronde is the head of Glico.
[20:02] <starcat> Oronde tested so many bad Pocky flavors that he went insane.
[20:03] <starcat> Oronde is the REAL Usagi Tsukino.
[20:03] <starcat> Oronde is Bill Gates.
[20:04] <Raihosha> If he is Bill Gates, he owes me a thousand dollars for forwarding his e-mails. ^_^
[20:04] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oronde is actually a vengeful Beryl trying to kill us all with her insane ravings
[20:05] <starcat> Oronde is one of those kids with no eyes nose or ears who will kill you if you don't forward his story to everyone.
[20:05] <Michael Dembeck> Everytime you masterbate, god makes an Oronde.
[20:07] <Furu> Oronde is a miserable pile of secrets.
[20:08] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, Oronde is the love-child of Umino and Luna
[20:08] <Raihosha> Oronde is a secret government project to bring down the internets?
[20:08] <Furu> Oronde is every brain cell Haruka has killed with alcohol, back from the grave and looking for vengence.
[20:08] <starcat> Oronde is Hama Chisaki.
[20:09] <Furu> Oronde is the wind beneath my wings.
[20:09] <Raihosha> You must have rather smelly wings, Mr. Furu.
[20:09] <Furu> ...Wait.
[20:09] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is Furu's allias when he's drunk
[20:10] <Furu> Oronde is actually a master of disguise. He's a dapper English gentleman posing as an idiotic, grammarless internet troll.
[20:11] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde plays for the Miami Dolphins,
[20:11] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is Haruka and Jed's love-child
[20:11] * @SpeedRcrX punts Kurisutaru
[20:11] <Raihosha> Furu, you mean he is "Oronde, Forensic Linguist!"?
[20:11] <Furu> YES.
[20:12] <Furu> And he has a monocle, like this: o_q
[20:12] <starcat> Oronde is Jerry Bruckheimer.
[20:13] <Furu> o_q Now what's all this then, pip pip
[20:13] <Furu> Oronde is the collective unconscious of Gamefaqs. It rises from the cesspool of the internet every night, seeking to destroy all forms of logic.
[20:14] <starcat> Oronde is AOL.
[20:14] <Furu> Oronde is not your f[BLEEP]king khakis.
[20:14] <starcat> Oronde is LimeCat, and he is not happy.
[20:14] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde, it's whats for dinner
[20:14] <Raihosha> Oronde is the spirit of AOL summoned by the occult relationship of addresses their disks were sent to.
[20:15] <Furu> Oronde, the other white meat.
[20:15] <Furu> Oronde is the one who took the cookie from the cookie jar.
[20:15] <Furu> Oronde is the one who woke daddy.
[20:16] <starcat> Oronde has the button.
[20:16] <Raihosha> No! Not THE button!
[20:16] <Furu> No, a button. It's the only one left on his shirt. He ate the others.
[20:17] <@SpeedRcrX>
[20:17] <Furu> "oronde is going to take the job he's the guy" is THE BEST QUOTE EVER
[20:18] <starcat> "oronde is one of our guys and hopefully he's back with us next year"
[20:18] <Furu> Oronde is The Guy.
[20:18] <starcat> Hopefully he's back with us next year as a zombie. Everyone loves zombies.
[20:18] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde, is the real reason why you touch yourself at night, killing the dinosaurs.
[20:18] <starcat> Oronde is the only living dinosaur left.
[20:18] <Raihosha> Oronde? He's just zis guy, ya know?
[20:18] <Furu> Oronde is the one who taught me what love is.
[20:18] <starcat> ...D:
[20:18] <Furu> By teaching me what SEETHING HATRED was first.
[20:19] <starcat> XD
[20:19] <starcat> Oronde is a sexy beast, if you like deranged monsters.
[20:19] <Furu> Oronde only exists in two places: books and the minds of people who believe in him.
[20:20] <Furu> Oronde is every stupid impulse you've ever had, brought to life and set on fire.
[20:20] <starcat> Oronde is the sort of person you tell your kids about to scare them back in line.
[20:21] <starcat> Every time a bell rings, Oronde rips off his clothes.
[20:21] <Furu> Oronde is Jambi the Genie.
[20:22] <Furu> Life went downhill after the Playhouse closed.
[20:22] <starcat> Oronde is Sailor Earth.
[20:22] <Raihosha> Then I'm moving to another planet, starcat.
[20:22] <starcat> Oronde is that RIIIIIDGE RACERRR guy.
[20:22] <Furu> Oronde is ¯(º_o)/¯
[20:23] <Furu> Oronde is TV's Frank.
[20:24] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is pyramid head, when he's not raping monsters.
[20:24] <Furu> Actually, no, he's the other sidekick from the first season that no one remembers.
[20:24] <starcat> Or maybe I should just ASK him what he is.
[20:24] <Furu> The annoying unfunny one.
[20:24] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is in reality, Brain Dunkleman!
[20:24] <starcat> Oronde is Bill Nye.
[20:24] <Furu> Oronde is a leaf on the wind, watch how he soars.
[20:25] <starcat> Oronde is The Most Beautiful Thing EverTM.
[20:25] <Furu> Oronde is Denver, the Last Dinosaur.
[20:25] <Furu> Cancellation ruined him too.
[20:25] <starcat> Oronde is a Power Ranger.
[20:26] <Furu> Oronde is D:
[20:26] <starcat> Really, though, Oronde is Naoko.
[20:26] <Raihosha> Cancellation would ruin anyone. Have you ever been through a franking machine?
[20:26] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde supports the ^o^ movement.
[20:27] <starcat> Oronde jumps the shark, and not in the traditional way.
[20:27] <Furu> Oronde is the child of the goatse guy and tubgirl.
[20:27] <starcat> Oronde rides spinnas.
[20:27] <Furu> Oronde is the best of times, he is the worst of times.
[20:28] <starcat> Oronde is this thing.
[20:28] <Furu> Oronde is sarcasticat.
[20:30] <Furu> Oronde is every person who doesn't like One Piece, and thus is the undying target of my ire.
[20:30] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is the result of every failed Torrent.
[20:30] <starcat> Oronde is the guy who cuts in line in front of you at the store and then has three price checks on condoms.
[20:30] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is this guy,
[20:31] <Furu> Oronde put the bang in the bang-she-bang.
[20:32] <starcat> Oronde is a cosplayer?!
[20:32] <Michael Dembeck> i feel dirty now.
[20:33] <starcat> So do I.
[20:33] <Furu> Oronde is too sexy for this song
[20:33] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is actualy Usagi Kou,
[20:33] <starcat> This song is too sexy for Oronde.
[20:33] * Michael Dembeck can never see that, and not think she's about to go down on him
[20:34] <starcat> "Just let me take off my cup, baby..." [/mamo]
[20:34] <starcat> there a connection?
[20:34] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL the crosshairs on his forehead are for fanboys to shoot him
[20:35] <Raihosha> As often as he's been stabbed, hed be silly not to wear a cup.
[20:35] <Furu> Mmmm, mammaries.
[20:35] <starcat> "Earth symbol" translates to "easy target".
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[20:35] <@spiritflame> Irasshai kevryn
[20:35] <starcat> Oronde is Stephanie from Lazytown.
[20:35] <Furu> Oronde is Itsy Bitsy Spider-Man
[20:37] <kevryn> Oronde is a semi-sentient Eliza script gone wrong.
[20:37] <Raihosha> Oronde is a charismatic cult leader, about to feed his followers the "Kool-Aid"?
[20:37] <Furu> Oronde is a stoned cultist
[20:37] <Furu> Oronde has no followers.
[20:37] <starcat> Oronde is a lonely Chippendales dancer.
[20:37] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is the love-child of Galaxia and Fiore
[20:37] * Furu gets the tongs
[20:38] <starcat> Oronde is that pair of tongs.
[20:40] <Michael Dembeck> All your base are belong to Oronde.
[20:40] <starcat> Oronde is a Furby!
[20:40] <Furu> Oronde directed Godfather III
[20:40] <kevryn> Wait, the car or the mutated alien thingy?
[20:41] <kevryn> Oronde is in ur base, killin ur doodz
[20:41] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde secretly lusts for that table.
[20:42] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is the love-child of Motoki and a fur
[20:42] <starcat> Oronde is the guy who set the PS3 price at 599 US DOLLARS
[20:42] <@SpeedRcrX> STARCAT HAS A WINNER XD
[20:44] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is responsible for the LA transformer designs.
[20:44] <starcat> Oronde is Sailor Bubba.
[20:45] <Furu> Oronde cancelled Firefly.
[20:46] <Furu> Oronde gave Charo her plastic surgery.
[20:47] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is the president of Vizaweb
[20:47] <starcat> YES.
[20:47] <starcat> Oronde is the guy who runs TV-N.
[20:48] <starcat> Oronde is the One Ring.
[20:50] <Furu> Oronde is Mark Foley.
[20:50] <starcat> Okay.
[20:50] <kevryn> when does the night end?
[20:50] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is the chatbox and 4chan
[20:51] <starcat> When asked "What are you?" Oronde replied:
[20:51] <starcat> oronde1986: a person
[20:51] <Furu> Oronde is everyone who wrote a negative review about FFXII.
[20:51] <starcat> oronde1986: that;s all
[20:51] <starcat> oronde1986: *shrugs.*
[20:52] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the guy who tries to sell crack to grade schoolers.
[20:52] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the dealer who smokes his own stash.
[20:53] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the twisted, Cocca-Puff-addicted remnants of Sonny.
[20:53] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is trying to steal Lucky's magical cereal!!
[20:54] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the brand that speaks of quality.
[20:54] <@Yaijinden> Oronde™: Quality.
[20:54] <Furu> Oronde is something you don't want to put in your mouth.
[20:54] <Raihosha> With a name like OrondeTM it has to be good.
[20:54] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is in the ass crack of every fatman, and shows his face every time someone bends over.
[20:55] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the guy who tries to cosplay as Disco Stu.
[20:55] <Furu> If you rearrange the letters in Michael Dembeck, you can CLEARLY see that it spells out "Oronde"
[20:55] <starcat> Oronde is a Hungry Hungry Hippo.
[20:55] <@Yaijinden> Oronde knows what lurks in the hearts of men.
[20:56] <@Yaijinden> Oronde clouds mens' minds... with stank.
[20:56] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is every ninja in the horde of ten thousand ninjas.
[20:56] <starcat> Oronde is Lindsay Lohan.
[20:57] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the tracking device in Stormtrooper helmets that helps the elite soldiers of the Empire aim at their targets.
[20:58] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the snag in the wedding dress that pulls everything apart to the shock and awe of the guests.
[21:03] *** SaiyaJedi [] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:03] <@spiritflame> Irasshai SaiyaJedi
[21:03] <starcat> Hi SJ!
[21:03] <starcat> What do YOU think Oronde is?
[21:03] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is.... Oronde.
[21:03] <SaiyaJedi> That just about covers it, doesn't it?
[21:04] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is Haruka!
[21:04] * @SpeedRcrX punts Kurisutaru SO HARD
[21:04] <kevryn> Oronde is YOUR MOM
[21:04] <kevryn> Yes. Every one of you.
[21:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Ourmomde?
[21:05] <starcat> Oronde is George Lucas.
[21:06] <@Yaijinden> Oronde makes a living making "donations" at the sperm clinic.
[21:07] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde is Abe Lincoln and we must KILL HIM
[21:07] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the scion of Goddess of Internets™, and as such represents the true condition of the collective human subconscious.
[21:07] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is... "Ednoro" BACKWARDS!!
[21:09] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is the compulsive commentator on guestbooks.
[21:09] <starcat> Do you know who Oronde is?
[21:09] <starcat> I will tell you who Oronde is.
[21:09] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde? In YOUR chatbox? It's more likely than you realize.
[21:09] <@Yaijinden> Oronde runs several successful spam distributors, though startlingly he refuses to deal with pornography.
[21:09] <starcat> I am Oronde.
[21:10] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde is Joe Quesada and he's currently driving the Marvel Universe into the ground.
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> I believe you
[21:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Wait. Correction. Oronde is Mark Millar.
[21:11] * starcat isn't Oronde really. o_O
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> it's all so clear now.
[21:11] <@Yaijinden> starcat has consumed the essence of Oronde by sheer accident and occasionally loses her sense of reality in order to spam #suburbansenshi2.
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> why they always came to you for refuge
[21:11] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde, unfortunately, ISN'T Frank Miller. Otherwise we would've had a reason why All-Star Batman & Robyn sucks so hard.
[21:11] * @Diamond Dice Darkness changes topic to `The WHAT WAS / IS ORONDE NIGHT: Post your theories for the front page! [21:09] <starcat> I am Oronde.`
[21:11] <starcat> DX
[21:12] <starcat> IT WAS A JOKE!
[21:12] * @Diamond Dice Darkness is away: the truth is out there
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> you are their leader
[21:13] <@Yaijinden> Oronde exists as a gestalt of the collective chatbox mind.
[21:15] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is a series of tubes that desperately need an unclogging.
[21:15] <@Yaijinden> Oronde is a series of tubes that are kept stopped up for a very good reason.
[21:15] <starcat> Oronde is Ted Stevens.
[21:16] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is Goku9!!!
[21:16] <@Yaijinden> Oronde sold methamphetamines and performed homosexual deeds with Pastor Ted Haggard of the New Life Church.
[21:16] <@Shinji Ikari> Current News Reference get.
[21:17] <starcat> Oronde wrote John Kerry's speech!
[21:17] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is Michiru's cooking
[21:20] <starcat> Oronde chooses the secret ingredient on Iron Chef.
[21:20] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde made G4 suck.
[21:20] <starcat> Oronde takes upskirt pictures at anime conventions.
[21:21] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde set the fire that got Genshiken banned from club activities and made Saki cosplay as President Ritsuko from Kujibiki Unbalance!
[21:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde is ManFaye.
[21:21] <starcat> Oronde spent all the money in the ACROSS account!
[21:21] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde is also TubGirl.
[21:21] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde killed Grandpa Gohan!!
[21:21] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde payed for ManFaye's discarded thong.
[21:22] <starcat> Oronde is hot for mother.
[21:22] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde ghost-wrote the Star Wars prequel scripts for George Lucas!!!
[21:22] <starcat> Oronde is Monica Lewinsky!
[21:23] <Kurisutaru> Oronde is not meeee
[21:23] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde requested that dinosaur and werewolves be made in FFXII
[21:23] <@Yaijinden> Oronde inspired Unmei.
[21:25] <starcat> Oronde is that IKEA guy.
[21:25] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde told Dave Chappelle to quit his show.
[21:26] <@Yaijinden> Oronde spoke of "Rick James, b
[21:28] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is that girl Renge from the show about the host club!!
[21:29] <@Yaijinden> Oronde gets his wings every time a car's gasoline cap is found.
[21:31] <mamott99> Oronde cannot be just told. Oronde must be seen for yourselves.
[21:31] <kevryn> The Oronde that can be told is not the true Oronde.
[21:31] <starcat> Oronde is THE SUN!
[21:31] <Furu> Oronde directed the Jennifer Lopez movie Enough, which I am watching right now and oh god does it suck
[21:32] <starcat> Oronde is this guy.
[21:32] <@Shinji Ikari> Oronde made Bryan Singer leave Fox Studios and thus making X3 suck so hard.
[21:33] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is the Way and the Light, the Word made Flesh!! ...or something.
[21:35] <starcat> Oronde is a security guard who earns $6.80 an hour working for McCoy Patrol.
[21:35] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is Korean despot Kim Jong-il!!!!!
[21:36] <Michael Dembeck> Oronde is responcible for the Cola wars, which will one day destroy us
[21:37] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is both Emmanuel Goldstein *and* Big Brother!!!
[21:40] <starcat> Oronde is Rutherford B. Hayes.
[21:40] <Furu> Oronde is Taft.
[21:41] <starcat> Oronde is Will Smith.
[21:41] <starcat> Oronde's chain hangs low.
[21:42] <starcat> I've not been officially adopted, you know.
[21:42] <SaiyaJedi> Oronde is the Captain of the Gravy Train!!!
[21:42] <starcat> Oronde is the captain on the Soul Plane!
[22:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i em orodney
[22:06] <@The Prefect> Yes Oronde night is over.
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