[06:58] *** Tue Nov 14 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[06:58] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[06:58] *** Topic is - this was a real dream -
[06:58] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Tue Nov 14 06:58 2006
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@SpeedRcrX> So the first thing I rmemeber is that the Voyager crew is on the bridge of the Enterprise D, and Captain Kirk (played by Shatner as he is now) is there
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Mizunomics01> Right
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@SpeedRcrX> And Shatner is consoling them on being at the end of their long Journey and everyone is said because the mission is over.
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@SpeedRcrX> Then Kirk breaks into song, singing Christmas Songs, using names of the crewmembers of the Enterprise (original) to fill in the details
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Mizunomics01> Kirk was singing
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@SpeedRcrX> Yes
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@SpeedRcrX> and not the spoken word s
[BLEEP]t, I mean full on fast, musical style singing
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Mizunomics01> I see, go on
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@SpeedRcrX> so then the scene shifts and it's a Federation Shuttle of the Voyager Era, there's a Klingon there and a girl named Clarissa Litigious who's supposed to be some kind of ensign, checking on a device she made called the "Clarissatron" or some crap
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@SpeedRcrX> Obviously Clarissa from "Clarissa Explains it All" with the serial number filed off.
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Mizunomics01> Mm Hmm.
[07:04] * Mizunomics01 is writing this down
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@SpeedRcrX> The shuttle gets to a planet and there are astronauts there. The Astronauts are b
[BLEEP]ching at a n00b astronaut because he gets blinded when he looks up into space, because the density of stars is so much it's so bright he gets blinded and trips and stumbles around tripping and s
[BLEEP]t
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Mizunomics01> Mmm. This must have been near galactic center where Interstellar Obscuration due to the presence of dust particles is not sufficient to counter the ambient stellar light.
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@SpeedRcrX> I guess it was from the Astronomy classes I took as a teenager
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@SpeedRcrX> anyway that cuts to a wierd scene with some girl on a planet that's being run like a "serious" Disney movie
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@SpeedRcrX> She has the power ot talk to animals and to name them ,and by naming them she gains power over them
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@SpeedRcrX> So she's talking to this one rabbit and gives it a name, but there are evil sith lords there with lightsabres whose hilts are made of bone who somehow want to control the animals fo the planet
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Mizunomics01> Sith who want to control the Animal Planet.
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@SpeedRcrX> yeah
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@SpeedRcrX> So she's smart and gives the rabbits DUAL names, so if the sith figure out one, she still has a backup to call them to exert control over them to snap them out of it and get them away
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Mizunomics01> Clever girl
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@SpeedRcrX> Yeah she looked like alice from Alice in Wonderland (the Tenniel illustrated) but brown hair not blonde
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@SpeedRcrX> Then all of a sudden we're back on Earth, in an Aaprtment building. Somehow I know it's an episode of Highlander the Series
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Mizunomics01> Did you watch a lot of Science Fiction last night, Haruka-san?
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@SpeedRcrX> Didn't watch any
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@SpeedRcrX> Anyway so this guy I guess I'm in the head of is remembering how he got a deadly lightsabre through customs by claiming it was a flashlight
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Mizunomics01> ...
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@SpeedRcrX> He gets into this apartment building and goes up to what would be Duncan MacLeod's Apartment
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@SpeedRcrX> Then the camera goes to 3rd person, he's puleld out a bone-handled lightsabre
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Mizunomics01> Is this a sith from the planet?
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@SpeedRcrX> I guess, but a sith who wants to take MacLeod's head, and not in the Yaoi way
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Mizunomics01> I didn't need that image, thanks, but please go on
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@SpeedRcrX> So he's angling, pressing himself to a wall in the corridor (this door is set in the end of a hall)
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@SpeedRcrX> he's avoiding a black dome on the ceiling which is like an enclosure for sueprmarket security cams
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Mizunomics01> In an Apartment building
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@SpeedRcrX> Yeah so he slips out of sight in a doorway nook
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@SpeedRcrX> This lady comes out of MacLeod's apartment and walks down the hall where she meets some neighbors, one of whom looks like J. Michael Straczynski
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Mizunomics01> The writer / creator of Babylon 5?
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@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
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@SpeedRcrX> She's terrified and tells them if MacLeod comes to listen to him, and if he says to run away, to run away because the cops have given MacLeod the power to do that
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Mizunomics01> The power to tell them to run away.
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@SpeedRcrX> Yeah. And I weas thinking "What the f
[BLEEP]k ever happened to 'i am not a cop dawson'"
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Mizunomics01> hmm?
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@SpeedRcrX> Nothing anyway
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@SpeedRcrX> so she goes back to the apartment just as MacLeod comes into the hallway and turns to see him
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@SpeedRcrX> Mac is abotu to say something, telling her to look out but before he can this dude has ignited and spun his lightsabre and buried it in the back of her neck, killing her, she drops
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Mizunomics01> How horrible
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@SpeedRcrX> Before the bad guy can Gloat, MACLEOD whips out a bone lightsabre and summarily decapitates the guy
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Mizunomics01> Is EVERYONE a sith?
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@SpeedRcrX> It looks that way
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@SpeedRcrX> So anyway, the sparks and s
[BLEEP]t are beginning just before a quickening
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@SpeedRcrX> and MacLeod goes over to the head and says "I dont' want you in me"
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Mizunomics01> ...
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@SpeedRcrX> whcih I'm guessing is a reference to movie 4
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@SpeedRcrX> and the head goes "no.. wait... if you do that I'll be lost forever"
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@SpeedRcrX> (Which I know is BS because as early as season... 3(?) where Darius died they said in the commentary those quickenings go back to the Source ala movie 5)
[07:37] * Mizunomics01 just writes this all down
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@SpeedRcrX> MacLeod is like "too bad" and whips out his lightsabre back and forth faster than the eye can see, you just hear the audio, and the bad guy's head is pulped to ribbons
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@SpeedRcrX> and then I woke up
[07:38] * Mizunomics01 nods, completing her writing
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@SpeedRcrX> So what's the diagnosis?
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Mizunomics01> Well considerign analysis both Jungian and Freudian
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Mizunomics01> And all the pertinent allegory and metaphor
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@SpeedRcrX> Yeah?
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Mizunomics01> My clinical diagnosis is
[07:39] * @SpeedRcrX listens
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Mizunomics01> You're "bats
[BLEEP]t insane".
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@SpeedRcrX> f
[BLEEP]k!
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