Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1050: “Suburban Senshi: The Secret Origin Files #1: Haruka”
#1050: “Suburban Senshi: The Secret Origin Files #1: Haruka”

[08:56] // GINGA FLASH // · · On Sept. 7, the former ninth planet was assigned the asteroid number 134340 by the Minor Planet Center (MPC), the official organization responsible for collecting data about asteroids and comets in our solar system. · ·
[08:56] <FireFly_9> Good Lord she's just a number now
[08:56] *** @SpeedRcrX has killed Frieza
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> You know
[08:57] <FireFly_9> Do I?
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Thinking of the end of Setsy's career as a Senshi I remember the official start of mine
[08:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What do you mean offical, Haruka-san??
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I'd been having dreams of the ruin for two years before I awoke officially
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> From 1989
[08:58] <FireFly_9> you knew you were Sailor Uranus?
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Kinda
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I like saw images of myself in the past... and it scared em s[BLEEP]tless
[08:59] * FireFly_9 never knew
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I was standing there, transformed, over a mountain of corpses...
[08:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How horrible!!
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> You're telling me... that s[BLEEP]t traumatized me
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was in a f[BLEEP]king SKIRT
[09:00] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> A SKIRT
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was like HELL NO I don't want this
[09:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano
[09:00] <FireFly_9> That is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard.
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up miss black bodystocking
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> So anyway, things were quiet for 2 years
[09:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AHAHAHAHA black bodystocking-chan
[09:01] <FireFly_9> Keh
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Then Michiru showed up that day I found an atavistic pre-daimon in the body shop that was working on my car
[09:02] <Mizunomics01> It's not every day one finds an atavistic Pre-Daimon
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I know right
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> So then Michiru shows up, annd transforms and I'm liek "HOLY s[BLEEP]t"
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Seeing that can be a shock
[09:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah I was like "holy s[BLEEP]t I saw HER NAKED"
[09:03] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[09:03] <@SpeedRcrX> But I didn't have enough time to ponder this sexy fact because she got smashed against a wall and then I felt the power rise in me and the henshin stick appeared
[09:04] <@SpeedRcrX> and I didn't know where the hell this thing came from
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> At least it didn't coem from Artemis' ass
[09:04] <=^catablanca^=> GAH
[09:04] <Mizunomics01> Mine came from Luna's rectum.
[09:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah so I thought Michi had produced it-- and you know what they look like-- so I was like s[BLEEP]t Michi this is not the time for sex games
[09:05] <FireFly_9> It's amazing you've lived this long, Haruka-poppa.
[09:05] <@SpeedRcrX> And then she goes "Don't touch it!!"
[09:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I was like "eww is that used" and then "ho s[BLEEP]t kinky" all in the same thought
[09:06] <=^catablanca^=> Thank GOD I was assigned to work with the inners ><
[09:06] <@SpeedRcrX> then I realised it was because she wanted me to have a choice about my destiny and s[BLEEP]t
[09:06] <@SpeedRcrX> But I wanted to save her so I grabbed it, and then I was like f[BLEEP]k does this mean she sees me naked too when I transform?
[09:07] <FireFly_9> /em is not thinking about this is not thinking about ANY OF THIS
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> But apparently she liked what she saw because after that she started taking rides in my car
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> mm...rides
[09:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Warui
[09:08] <FireFly_9> Indeed
[09:08] * @SpeedRcrX goes off to find promo pictures of Michi in concert to venerate
[09:08] <FireFly_9> "Venerate". Right.