#1029: “Crisis: Boiling Point”

The penultimate part of the Crisis Countdown has been added to this page. (T-04)
[23:31] <@Yaijinden> This is mildly spooky.
[23:32] <@Yaijinden> The soldiers are bailing on us.
[23:32] <@Yaijinden> Not just you. Haak. Solar. David, too.
[23:32] <Sailor Valkyrie> What do you mean?
[23:33] <@Yaijinden> The unnatural sorts are going slightly mad, or are becoming increasingly indifferent.
[23:33] <@Yaijinden> The moment they learned of the crisis... they started planning.
[23:35] <@Yaijinden> This... I don't know what this says.
[23:35] <@Shaldra Darkness> That's one thing I've noticed. If the soldiers don't know what's going on, they either shoot at it or run from it
[23:35] * @Shaldra Darkness is away: This says that they're scared of change
[23:35] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> How do you fight a crumbling universe.
[23:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> There is no foe so to speak.
[23:36] <@Shaldra Darkness> You don't, but are the rest of us running from it
[23:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The prime movers are too many, too varied.
[23:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> This is the time of entropy, of chaos.
[23:36] <@Yaijinden> Combined motion-- effective, combined motion-- will only do so much.
[23:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Motion in this era is properly applied towards survival... or embracing the wind.
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[23:37] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -pay2cross.styx
[23:37] <-pay2cross.styx> Why hello there
[23:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 frowns at Charon
[23:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The universe cannot be moved so easily.
[23:38] <@Yaijinden> Weren't... wait. Who're you?
[23:38] <-pay2cross.styx> I... am Sailor Charon.
[23:38] <@Shaldra Darkness> *Sailor* Charon
[23:38] <@Shaldra Darkness> Sailor... okay this is odd as it is
[23:38] <@Yaijinden> Well, yes, but I thought Sailor Charon was a satellite.
[23:38] * -pay2cross.styx poses; she is a close mirror of Pluto, with purple hair
[23:38] <Jupiter Knight> We also know you are pissed that your satelite was called a planet
[23:39] <@Yaijinden> Or has THAT changed?
[23:39] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The winds of change are upon us ><
[23:39] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 's strength is DECREASING as Charon's increases
[23:40] <@SpeedRcrX> HA HA Sets has to share her office XD
[23:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ..|..
[23:40] * @SpeedRcrX leans back and cracks a beer
[23:40] <-pay2cross.styx> Oh, stop grumbling about this.
[23:42] <-pay2cross.styx> It's a little smaller, but we revolve around each other ♡
[23:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...my hatred for you knows no bounds
[23:43] <@Yaijinden> I'm sure there's a valid reason that hatred exists.
[23:43] <@Yaijinden> Maybe.
[23:43] <@SpeedRcrX> this crisis s[BLEEP]t.... means s[BLEEP]t to me
[23:43] <-pay2cross.styx> I know, dear ♡
[23:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yaijinden, are you still immortal?
[23:43] <@SpeedRcrX> DON'T ANSWER DUDE
[23:44] <@Yaijinden> What do I have to fear?
[23:44] <@SpeedRcrX> HER ASS CUTTING YOU IN HALF
[23:44] * @SpeedRcrX knows her mindset
[23:44] <Sailor Valkyrie> Not worth it Yai!
[23:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Jed defected and is helping Tuxy try to take over Crystal Tokyo
[23:47] <@Yaijinden> I wonder when Jed's going to plant the knife.
[23:47] <@SpeedRcrX> See Yai knows it.
[23:48] <@SpeedRcrX> EVERYONE f[BLEEP]kING KNOWS Jed is just waiting to kick Tuxy's ass
[23:48] <@Yaijinden> Jed hates Mamoru. Hates him so much.
[23:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> time is controlled by the universe; the universe is unstable.
[23:48] <pay2cross.styx> If you really can be anywhere, anytime, I bet you could really clean this plaace up.
[23:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Not now that my power has been HALVED
[23:49] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is now the weakest of the old outer senshi
[23:50] <@SpeedRcrX> HO CRAP THAT MEANS I HAVE A NEW UNDERLING TO BOSS AROUND
[23:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Charon get me a beer
[23:50] <@Yaijinden> Jedite has used many choice words to describe his former boss.
[23:51] * pay2cross.styx hands haruka the 6-pack she brought with her
[23:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Rock on Charon, I like you
[23:52] <pay2cross.styx> Careful, though. It's a little cold from where I'd been keeping it.
[23:52] * @SpeedRcrX 's lips are frozen to the beer
[23:52] <@Yaijinden> The Depths of Space!
[23:53] <pay2cross.styx> What did I just say. ^^;
[23:53] * @SpeedRcrX gives a thumbs up
[23:59] * Sailor Saturn drags the dead body of Elios, + head down to the lab
[23:00] <Sailor Saturn> ...............
[23:00] <Sailor Saturn> LUNA P
[23:00] *** luna_P [beachballbot@localhost] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:00] <@spiritflame> Irasshai luna_P
[23:00] <+luna_P> y35 my d4rk pH10w3r 0pH 73H nigH7
[23:00] <Sailor Saturn> .... you often claim to have vast powers.
[23:01] <+luna_P> i 4m 73H w4y 4nd 73H 1igH7 73H 54vi0ur 0pH 50u15
[23:01] * Sailor Saturn tosses Elios' dead body in front of the ball
[23:01] <Sailor Saturn> what can you do with that.
[23:02] <+luna_P> ....
[23:02] <+luna_P> wH47 wi11 j00 giv3 m3 in r37urn pH0r 7Hi5 0n3'5 1ipH3
[23:02] * pay2cross.styx just shakes her head
[23:02] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> SACRIFICE CHARON
[23:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Lol you wish
[23:03] * Sailor Saturn grabs Haruka-poppa
[23:03] <@SpeedRcrX> o_O
[23:03] <Sailor Saturn> This one is lazy, and indolent
[23:03] <+luna_P> i 0n1y 74k3 2p 9u41ir7y m3rcH4di53
[23:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Wanna beer 'Taru?
[23:04] <Sailor Saturn> No thank you, the last time I had liquor I....
[23:04] <Sailor Saturn> YES.
[23:04] <Sailor Saturn> I WOULD LIKE SOME
[23:05] * Sailor Saturn CHUGS
[23:05] * Sailor Saturn CHUGS and CHUGS and CHUGS
[23:06] * Sailor Saturn 's eyes glow purple
[23:06] <Sailor Saturn> - Now I am ready -
[23:06] * Sailor Saturn tosses Haruka-poppa aside
[23:06] * Sailor Saturn vanishes
[23:06] * Sailor Saturn is back with Michiru-momma
[23:06] <Mdm_Maestro> ....
[23:07] <Sailor Saturn> HER! USE HER!
[23:07] <+luna_P> y35 5H3 H45 4 7457y 50u1
[23:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara... what...
[23:08] * luna_P Hi75 micHiru wi7H 4 b1457 0pH p0w3r
[23:08] * Mdm_Maestro is hit by a blast of power, her soul being pulled out
[23:08] * luna_P 3475 3Hr 50u1 4nd v4ni5H35, H34ding 2 73H 073Hr w0r1d
[23:09] * luna_P i5 b4ck 4nd v0mi75 4 50u1 in2 micHiru'5 b0dy
[23:10] * luna_P pwn5 73H 50u1 n0w :d
[23:10] * Mdm_Maestro rises
[23:10] <Mdm_Maestro> ...yo, homies
[23:10] <Sailor Saturn> why didn't you revive Elios' body?!
[23:10] <+luna_P> 7H47 b0dy i5 ju57 m347 n0w
[23:11] <+luna_P> i c14im 7Hi5 1 pH0r 73H w4y 0pH 73H d347Hp4w
[23:11] <Mdm_Maestro> ... s[BLEEP]t I got tits yo
[23:12] <Mdm_Maestro> I needs ta go check out the rest of my gear :D
[23:12] <Sailor Saturn> ELIOS!
[23:12] <Mdm_Maestro> Whoa, you brought me back to have some hot carpet cleaning action yo?
[23:12] <Sailor Saturn> I brought you back because YOU can control the Golden Crystal
[23:12] <@Yaijinden> That's... well now.
[23:13] <Mdm_Maestro> .... f[BLEEP]k where is it, I could "use" it now heheheeh
[23:13] <Sailor Saturn> Mind OUT of gutter
[23:13] <Mdm_Maestro> HO s[BLEEP]t HGOTH GIRL LOOK *points*
[23:14] * Sailor Saturn turns to look
[23:14] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (I could make cash at a strip joint)
[23:14] <Sailor Saturn> There's nothi--- HEY
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> .... I dunno if I should be turned on, frightened or both
[23:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Elios in the there but... Michi and a pole, nekkid~
[23:16] <@Yaijinden> You don't say "yes" to either-or questions often enough, then.
[23:16] <@SpeedRcrX> huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
[23:16] * Sailor Saturn facepalms
[23:16] <Sailor Saturn> No! He's the key to---
[23:17] * Sailor Saturn is SMASHED by a beam of power
[23:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STAP RITE DERE
[23:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. iz standang bai da doar
[23:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as nio pracass saraniti
[23:17] <nio pracass saraniti> horatru!
[23:18] * nio pracass saraniti iz holdang da slivar kistel
[23:18] <nio pracass saraniti> 1- elioz is mai men
[23:18] <nio pracass saraniti> im gona fak u pu 4 kalling ham and 4 doang ham b4 dat
[23:18] <nio pracass saraniti> 2 - im teeeming pu with mai papa
[23:19] <Sailor Saturn> Didn't... the sex tape teach you anything
[23:19] <nio pracass saraniti> ur mai prasonar, all ur base r belang 2 mi
[23:19] <nio pracass saraniti> /mi kadnips horatru
[23:19] <nio pracass saraniti> hshshshsh bai b[BLEEP]ches c u in da futar
[23:20] *** nio pracass saraniti [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi2 (im gona rual kista tokio)
[23:20] *** Sailor Saturn [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (><)
[23:20] <@Yaijinden> ...
[23:20] <@Yaijinden> This is only going to... well.
[23:20] * flame_SNIPER can be heard arguing with Minako
[23:21] <@Yaijinden> I keep saying "this is only going to end in sorrow," but hey: it probably won't be sorrow for long.
[23:21] <flame_SNIPER> THAT'S IT!
[23:21] * flame_SNIPER storms out of the house
[23:21] * flame_SNIPER is by the front lawn
[23:21] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Rei-chan, wait!!
[23:22] <flame_SNIPER> Now I understand the mindset of the Argentinian Military!
[23:22] <pay2cross.styx> My, my. Isn't this just a parade of senshi.
[23:22] <flame_SNIPER> Obviously the civilian experiment of Democracy has FAILED
[23:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you guys are freaking OUT for nothing
[23:22] <@Yaijinden> And now, violence is no longer the answer. Violence has become the question.
[23:22] * @SpeedRcrX is so not moving
[23:23] <flame_SNIPER> Before I left Crystal Tokyo, I'd started modernizing the Martian military.
[23:23] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> ....
[23:24] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Rei-chan... we set that up in case we needed to stage a coup...
[23:24] <flame_SNIPER> Exactly, but then you left, came here and got married and WE were stuck with Serenity
[23:24] * flame_SNIPER looks at her watch
[23:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude this couch is f[BLEEP]king comfy
[23:25] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [redcrow01@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:25] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Karasuma_Akane
[23:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I've got news from Coronis
[23:25] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Karasuma-san?
[23:25] <@Yaijinden> Oh gawd what now.
[23:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Rei, Phobos and Deimos have returned
[23:25] <flame_SNIPER> Exactly on time
[23:25] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> ....
[23:26] <flame_SNIPER> Phobos and Deimos- my crows, are from Coronis... Lead Crow's planet.
[23:26] <flame_SNIPER> to avoid Serenity's gaze I had the Martian army train and prepare on Coronis
[23:26] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> ..................................
[23:27] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> As leader of the Inner Senshi I'm telling you to stop!!
[23:27] <flame_SNIPER> You gave up that title when you LEFT
[23:27] <flame_SNIPER> And now, my army's in place!
[23:27] <flame_SNIPER> I'm going to take Crystal Tokyo and impose ORDER!
[23:28] <@Yaijinden> Oh my f[BLEEP]king Christ.
[23:28] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has quit IRC (Teleported)
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> MORONS
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Crystal tokyo is a piece of s[BLEEP]t city
[23:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Why are you bothering?
[23:28] <@Yaijinden> Anyone else seeing shades of the Battle of Five Armies?
[23:29] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Ano... what... did I start...
[23:29] <SaiyaJedi> Minako, a word.
[23:29] * [gTV]Sailor Venus goes over to SJ-san
[23:29] * @spiritflame chuckles at Yaijinden
[23:29] <SaiyaJedi> - What the HELL were you thinking. -
[23:30] <SaiyaJedi> I realize your intentions, but had you just had a little PATIENCE...
[23:30] <Sailor Jupiter> Minako-chan, what's wrong?
[23:31] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> SJ-san, I found out that he had been revived once before..
[23:31] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> and the Dragonballs don't grant the same wish twice...
[23:31] <SaiyaJedi> And did it not occur to you that there are other means? Other sets of Dragonballs?
[23:31] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> ... What.
[23:32] * [gTV]Sailor Venus knows about Goku-san's balls.
[23:32] * @Mango-chan changes topic to `[23:32] * [gTV]Sailor Venus knows about Goku-san's balls.`
[23:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 looks over at the calm happy Sailor Charon and stews
[23:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Hahaha Setsuna, what's the matter, sad at having to share?
[23:33] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> I will find him even if I have to claw into the other world~
[23:34] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 HISSES and Turns to the damn Time Lord
[23:34] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I'VE HAD IT
[23:34] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I SHOULD BE THE ONLY MASTER OF TIME
[23:35] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> NOT YOU, NOT SAKURA, NOT NORIKO, NOT CHARON
[23:35] <@Yaijinden> There's no center here.
[23:35] <@Yaijinden> Oh f[BLEEP]k not her too.
[23:35] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 pulls out her Time Staff
[23:35] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 BREAKS IT IN HALF
[23:36] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> I didn't know... there were other Dragonballs...
[23:36] <David O`Cain> Whoa!
[23:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I QUIT!
[23:36] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 takes the Garnet orb
[23:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You all think you're so special...
[23:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 HURLS it into time itself, impacting the time gate
[23:37] <@Yaijinden> She's joining the tide. The CRAZY tide.
[23:37] <@Yaijinden> Ride the crazy tide!
[23:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 CRACKS the gate WIDE OPEN
[23:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> All you damn future people who keep slipping back and forth through my gate
[23:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Mocking my efforts to keep order between past and present
[23:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Now... now... the past and future are ONE
[23:38] <@spiritflame> ...
[23:38] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (Have fun~)
[23:39] * SaiyaJedi turns his attention back to Minako
[23:39] * in the middle of Tokyo... a giant crystal city emerges from the fog...
[23:39] * the sound of Martian warships overhead can be heard...
[23:39] <SaiyaJedi> Your efforts to take back your husband no matter what the cost have unnecessarily doomed Namek... possibly Earth as well.
[23:40] * the thump of Mandroid armies approaches from the south...
[23:40] <@Yaijinden> ...on the bright side, this means she's no longer going to immediately gut me if I confess I have no idea why I'm no longer immortal.
[23:40] <@Yaijinden> Though it's not really a very bright side at all, is it?
[23:41] <@spiritflame> minako-chan did not start this
[23:41] <David O`Cain> God damn, s[BLEEP]t has hit the fan at full blast.
[23:41] <@spiritflame> she too was swept by the tide
[23:41] <@Yaijinden> She's... well, she may just help to end it.
[23:41] <pay2cross.styx> Oh, my sister can have such a temper sometimes
[23:41] * pay2cross.styx stands and takes up her oar
[23:42] <-Sailor Valkyrie> This is one hell of TV show, eh Haruka?
[23:42] <@spiritflame> modern tokyo and cryatal tokyo are fusing
[23:42] <pay2cross.styx> Anyhow, I'd best get back to my post. I have a feeling I'm going to be very busy all too soon.
[23:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn right *toasts a beer*
[23:44] * [gTV]Sailor Venus just stands there for a moment
[23:44] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> ARTEMIS!
[23:44] <=^catablanca^=> yeah?
[23:45] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Setsuna-san quit, Haruka's going to sit on her butt... Hotaru-chan's kidnapped, Tomoe-san and Jedite-san defected...
[23:46] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Michiru-san is Elios, X-chan is dead, Luna-P is harvesting souls, Ami-chan and Tuxedo Kamen are evil...
[23:46] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> Get me Furuhata Motoki, and an Automobile~
[23:47] <=^catablanca^=> Huh?
[23:47] <[gTV]Sailor Venus> We're going to save the world.
[23:47] * [gTV]Sailor Venus is away: Usagi-chan, I'm backing you!
[23:47] *** To to be continued XD
[23:40] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k YOU TV f[BLEEP]k YOU