DCC Chat Session
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Client: SpeedRcrX
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[08:50] <SpeedRcrX> What the s[BLEEP]t
[08:50] <@Genma> You'll see, just give it a minute or two

[08:52] <SpeedRcrX> Whoa what the hell is Ryoga doing?
[08:53] <@Genma> He doesn't come in here to talk anymore, Haruka-kun, he just joins and starts making out with Shampoo. Instantly.
[08:53] <@Genma> It's the new "hello"
[08:53] <@Genma> One day I expect he'll walk in and they'll just start doing "it" immediately and skip even pretending to talk
[08:53] <SpeedRcrX> ...
[08:53] <@Genma> Back in the day he used to have lots to say, and it was really interesting, and the other channel regulars loved to listen to him and crack jokes etc
[08:54] <@Genma> But ever since Shampoo stuck her bosom in his face he became interested in only ONE THING, over and over again
[08:54] <@Genma> So now he doesn't even say hello anymore, he just walks in and starts to snog her like a hoover
[08:54] <SpeedRcrX> Man I wish Michi would say hello to me like that
[08:55] <@Genma> you'd think it would be nice, wouldn't you? Well it isn't
[08:55] <@Genma> at least not for the rest of us who have to watch it every day and smile and pretend like it doesn't exist

[08:59] <SpeedRcrX> holy crap
[08:59] * @Genma sighs and checks his watch
[08:59] <@Genma> it's the same story every night

[09:01] <@Genma> Every night, like clockwork, they come in and start making out, mostly ignoring everyone else
[09:01] <SpeedRcrX> Where's everybody else in the channel?
[09:01] <@Genma> Either embarassed as heck or tired of talking around it
[09:02] <SpeedRcrX> So wait, they just come in and neck all night?
[09:02] <@Genma> Oh sometimes they'll say and do other things, but if you do the math, 85% of their time is spent making out in channel
[09:02] <@Genma> It's like they got kicked out of their house or something and so come in here to do the dirty deed
[09:02] <SpeedRcrX> Don't they have IM or some s[BLEEP]t like that to take this to?
[09:03] <@Genma> I know they do
[09:03] <@Genma> I don't know why they insist on coming *here* to do this, it just gives a bad impression of the place
[09:03] <SpeedRcrX> I know why
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> It's exhibitionism
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> It's like "LOOK AT ME I HAVE SOMEONE TO NECK / LOOK AT US WE'RE NECKING OOH AREN'T WE HOT BASK IN OUR SESSHUAL HOTNESS "
[09:04] <SpeedRcrX> "AND YOU WILL LOOK BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR IRC TEXTING YOUR FACE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT"
[09:04] <@Genma> Look, I can't say I'm not happy for people if they've found someone special
[09:05] <@Genma> My dear departed wife was the love of my life
[09:05] <SpeedRcrX> Dude isn't she still alive -_-;
[09:05] <@Genma> Not as long as there's a child support payment due. But anyway
[09:05] <@Genma> But why do WE have to get it rubbed in our faces every night? #nerima-fun was so much more than this :(
[09:05] <SpeedRcrX> So why not tell them to GTFO your internets?
[09:05] * @Genma points to Ryoga
[09:05] <@Genma> People like him
[09:06] <@Genma> he started out normal but got sucked in the minute Shampoo started flirting with him
[09:06] <@Genma> If I tell Shampoo to stop necking with Ranma in public he'll go insane and start hitting me with his umbrella
[09:07] <@Genma> And that thing is heavy-- and there's lots of people like Ryoga so desperate to have her give them what she has they'll fight like rabid wolves
[09:07] * @Genma points to a bump on his head
[09:05] <@Genma> So I don't even bother trying anymore, I just dunk myself with cold water and hold up a sign that says "SEE NO EVIL"
[09:07] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah but dude, there's public and private spaces, and this is YOUR f'ng house
[09:07] <SpeedRcrX> This would be like me walking into the middle of a public gathering and licking the s[BLEEP]t out of michiru
[09:07] <@Genma> Didn't you do that once and besides they've made it *their* f'n house... literally
[09:08] <SpeedRcrX> I was drunk at the time ^_^;;
[09:08] <SpeedRcrX> But I mean seriously, who the f[BLEEP]k wants to see the same s[BLEEP]t over and over again each night

[09:10] <SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k this
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DCC Session Closed

DCC Chat Session
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Client: @SpeedRcrX
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[09:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't quit Genma, I'm on the damn case :D
[09:19] <@Genma> thanks Haruka-kun
[09:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Things are gonna get real interesting in the old town now, lemme tell ya that
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DCC Session Closed