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[07:42] <// J_Daito //> So anyway, SFG gets vaporized or kidnapped, whatever
[07:42] <// J_Daito //> Then Ten'ou's item gets stolen by a giant robot.
[07:42] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh's talisman and Meioh's just vanish
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude the cassetebots must have done it they're small
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> LISTEN
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> MORON
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> TRANSFORMERS
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> ARE NOT
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> REAL
[07:43] <// J_Daito //> ALL RIGHT
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> :P

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*** Sat Dec 13 2008 LOG RESET - Please scroll up for the message of the Day
[22:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> ... not. even. asking.
[22:44] <Furu> VROOP
[22:44] * @Xadium puts in an order for one (1) life-sized knitted ashl decoy
[22:44] <Suu> Uh.
[22:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> HAHA BEAT YOU FURU
[22:44] <@Xadium> Shal
[22:44] <Furu> /,e pops in
[22:44] <starcat!> Why settle for knit when you can have silicone? Much more life-like and
[22:44] <Furu> :<
[22:44] <starcat!> also less friction burn!
[22:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> ..............
[22:44] * Suu puts the shirt she was holding up to herself back donw
[22:44] <@Xadium> .........................
[22:44] <Suu> ...Evening, Neesan.
[22:44] <@Xadium> It's not for ME silly
[22:44] <@Shaldra Darkness> o_o
[22:44] * starcat! takes the order and will get started soon :D
[22:45] <@Xadium> I ant it loaded with explosives too.
[22:44] <starcat!> Hi neesan, hubbykins :D
[22:45] <@Xadium> Your very best.
[22:45] <Furu> :3
[22:45] <Matsumi Kaze> hello there...
[22:45] <starcat!> Ooooh you want a SPECIAL one. Okay.
[22:45] <Oronde> hello again
[22:45] * @Shaldra Darkness stands there all <o_o>
[22:45] <Suu> Oh, Hiromi-neesan left you a present on the TARDIS
[22:45] * @Xadium rubs his hands in glee
[22:45] <@Xadium> Oh?
[22:45] <@Yaijinden> =o
[22:45] <@Xadium> oh her XD
[22:46] * Suu points to the mistletoe
[22:46] <@Xadium> yes her week and all XD
[22:46] <@Xadium> <_<
[22:46] <starcat!> Hi Oronde
[22:46] <Oronde> yo rei.bot
[22:46] * @Xadium starts nudign shal towarss it
[22:46] <starcat!> So anyone else interested? :3
[22:46] <Oronde> hi starcat
[22:46] <@Xadium> ^nudging
[22:46] <starcat!> Neesan buy something and indulge your vanity!
[22:46] * @Shaldra Darkness is stuck in a confused state so sort of stumbles along.
[22:46] <@Yaijinden> Sure, gimmie some ears in exchange for cash moneys.
[22:47] * Matsumi Kaze opens another ginger ale
[22:47] <Furu> What are we buying?
[22:47] * @Xadium places Shal under the mistletoe and blocks any incoming venctors from unwanted third parties :3
[22:47] <Oronde> rei.bot.....hello? you there?
[22:47] <@Xadium> ^vectors
[22:47] <@Xadium> ... Oronde do you see rei.bot here
[22:47] <@Xadium> at all
[22:48] <Oronde> um..no
[22:48] <@Xadium> Well then
[22:48] * Suu chuckles a little
[22:48] <@Xadium> you have your answer
[22:48] * starcat! sells Yaijinden a set of deluxe ears
[22:48] * @Xadium points shal to look at the mistletoe :3
[22:48] <@Shaldra Darkness> <o_o>
[22:48] <starcat!> Furu we are buying -- well, you are buying, I am selling-- all sorts of things! All related to Shaldra Darkness!
[22:48] <Oronde> hi shal how you?
[22:48] * @Yaijinden wears deluxe ears
[22:48] <@Xadium> ....
[22:49] <Furu> ...Whyyyyy
[22:49] <@Xadium> /em gives shal a kiss to snap her out of it XD
[22:49] <@Yaijinden> You're going to have to help her with this one I think.
[22:49] <Kusanagi> Hey, why is only one part of me broken by this.
[22:50] <@Xadium> ...
[22:50] <@Darkness> Becuase we're the messed up parts.
[22:49] <starcat!> Because it is her week, and thus I will make money.
[22:50] <Suu> Kusanagi-neesan!
[22:50] * @Xadium kisses again to wake up the rest XD
[22:50] <Suu> ...Darkness-neesan?
[22:50] <starcat!> if my supplier holds at the end of the week there will be an underwear auction
[22:50] <@Xadium> ..................................
[22:50] <@Darkness> ...
[22:50] <Suu> Ugh. My head.
[22:50] <@Darkness> a what.
[22:50] * @Xadium wonders where the hell the supplier is
[22:50] <Furu> U-underwear?
[22:51] * @Xadium kisses Darkeness quickly to distract her from THAT
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> what the..
[22:51] * Kusanagi facepalms.
[22:51] <starcat!> nothing :D
[22:51] <starcat!> And don't worry I promise I won't sell to space marines :D
[22:51] <@Xadium> good
[22:51] <@Darkness> that only makes it slightly better.
[22:52] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[22:51] <starcat!> I take this opportunity to wonder if the Lolichos shirt is still available in the Cafepress store.
[22:52] <@Xadium> oh make sure the decoy is wired to detonate if the under tail spot is accessed.
[22:52] <@Darkness> (what is my neechan doing selling my underwear anyways.)
[22:52] <Kusanagi> (Was this week always so weird?)
[22:52] <@Xadium> It is.
[22:52] <@Shaldra Darkness> (buh)
[22:52] <@Xadium> Should I discontinue it
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[22:52] <starcat!> But of course.
[22:53] * @Xadium gets to doing that
[22:53] <starcat!> D: you can't discontinue it! I haven't turned a profit yet!
[22:53] <@Darkness> No! It's my week D:<
[22:53] <@Darkness> I'm the vein one of the three I like this week D:<
[22:53] <@Xadium> .... what the lolichos shirt?
[22:53] <starcat!> I HAVE LAG OKAY
[22:54] <@Xadium> I'm talking about discontinuing the lolichos shirt <_<
[22:53] <starcat!> (( dammit I hate Texas their internet hates chatbox D:< ))
[22:54] <@Darkness> Oh.
[22:54] <@Darkness> OH.
[22:54] <@Darkness> Okay that makes sense.
[22:54] <starcat!> (( oh god now i am confused ))
[22:54] <@Darkness> I think
[22:54] * Matsumi Kaze offers Darkness some ginger ale to help
[22:54] <Furu> s-so...auction ehWAIT WHY AM I PONDERING THIS
[22:54] <Suu> Um...
[22:54] <@Darkness> Beer not soda
[22:54] * Suu holds up another shirt
[22:54] <@Darkness> want beer
[22:54] <Suu> Hmm
[22:54] <Matsumi Kaze> oh ok
[22:54] * Suu holds up a third shirt
[22:54] * @Xadium grts crayons and a big ass piece of paper
[22:55] * @Xadium writes
[22:54] <starcat!> Yes: discontinue Lolichos shirt. No: discontinue Shaldra Week. Maybe: buy more things.
[22:55] * Matsumi Kaze puts the ginger ale away
[22:55] <Suu> Can I try these on please>
[22:55] * @Xadium crumples up the paper as questions answered
[22:55] <@Darkness> Hey hey wait why am I not getting a cut of this neechan.
[22:55] * @Xadium is away: brb and why would I discontinue Shaldra week I love her :3
[22:55] <starcat!> Sure thing! :3 But I'm watching you.
[22:55] <Kusanagi> Oh get back in with the rest of us you
[22:55] <starcat!> ...OH GOD THAT'S CREEPY
[22:55] <starcat!> I meant like "don't steal the merchandise" not "I am watching prepubescent girls changing clothes"
[22:56] * Kusanagi boots Id back in.
[22:56] *** @Darkness [yojimbo@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi2 (@_@)
[22:56] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O....
[22:56] *** Kusanagi [sacredimperialsword@IKA-ZUCHI-NO-KAMI.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (tch.)
[22:56] * Furu hugs his wife
[22:56] <Suu> I know you don't starcat-san.
[22:56] <Oronde> hey x
[22:56] * @Shaldra Darkness is now known as Darkness Kusanagi
[22:56] * Suu takes the three shirts into the bathroom
[22:56] <starcat!> ANYWAYS neesan doesn't get a cut because it's a secret okay.
[22:56] <@Yaijinden> DIVISION BY ZERO
[22:56] <Oronde> is friday night..open??? for event?
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OKAY I'M TOGETHER AGAIN
[22:57] <starcat!> Oronde we has a calendar, scroll down!
[22:57] <starcat!> clickbuttons!
[22:57] <Furu> A secret to everyone?
[22:57] * @Xadium is back
[22:57] <@Xadium> Done.
[22:57] <@Xadium> That shirt is now history
[22:57] <Matsumi Kaze> anyone want ginger ale?
[22:57] <@Yaijinden> =o
[22:57] <starcat!> Is neesan feeling better?
[22:57] <@Xadium> whoever bought it has a true collector's item
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> betterish
[22:58] <Oronde> looksl ike friday is open to me.. :)
[22:57] <starcat!> Yessss I has a oneofakind.
[22:58] <starcat!> Well I did anyways.
[22:58] <Oronde> book that for me..please?
[22:59] <@Xadium> Oronde you have a forums account don't you
[22:59] <@Xadium> Why don't you book it
[22:59] <Oronde> oh..um..forum account?
[22:59] <@Xadium> Someone help the man
[22:59] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Too late for that X-chan.
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Much too late.
[22:59] <@Yaijinden> The button on the bottom, with the penguin balancing on a beach ball. Do you have an account on that?
[22:59] <starcat!> I can't, I have lag :/
[23:00] <@Yaijinden> It's labeled "Forums."
[23:00] <Grease_Kitty> I HEARD THERE IS A ME-WEEK.
[23:00] *** Grease_Kitty [beautifultechie@mechamods.future-tech.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:00] <+Luna-P> y0 Grease_Kitty *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> IT'S YOU
[23:00] <Grease_Kitty> I BROUGHT ALCOHOL
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WELCOME THEN
[23:00] <starcat!> Yes there i-- oh hey can I get some pictures of you
[23:00] <@Yaijinden> DELIGHTFUL
[23:01] * psYchO_saKi can be heard being forcibly restrained outside, blowing up s[BLEEP]t ranmdomly
[23:01] * Suu comes back in shirt #1. On Shaldra it would be a very tightly fitting T-shirt...
[23:01] <Furu> This is DELICIOUS
[23:01] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE AGAIN AGGGAIN)
[23:01] <Suu> ...It's kinda...loose.
[23:01] <@Yaijinden> THIS
[23:01] <@Yaijinden> IS
[23:01] @Yaijinden CAKE TOWN
[23:01] <@Yaijinden> CAKE DOWN
[23:01] <@Yaijinden> GET A MEDIC
[23:01] * Grease_Kitty drops a bunch of bottles of alcohol down on the table X3
[23:01] * Suu looks at Darkness and silently mutters to herself about chest sizes...
[23:01] * starcat! giggles
[23:02] <Oronde> ok..i signed up
[23:02] <@Yaijinden> harblescarblemarbleblargh
[23:01] * starcat! proceeds to take pictures of alterna-neesan
[23:02] <Oronde> waiting for activation.
[23:02] * @Darkness Kusanagi proudly flaunts her chest!
[23:02] <@Yaijinden> When you get the email, let me know.
[23:02] <@Xadium> oh my god that sounds so ominous
[23:02] <starcat!> I'm getting a shipment Monday of Shaldra Sake™
[23:02] <@Yaijinden> Sha-ke!
[23:03] * @Xadium activates Oronde
[23:02] * starcat! hands Suu the smallest size
[23:03] <Grease_Kitty> I'm totally hanging here this week.
[23:02] <starcat!> Try that :3
[23:03] * @Xadium activates... SkyNet
[23:03] <Suu> Oh, thanks...
[23:03] * Suu goes back into the bathroom
[23:03] * Suu comes back out with the other 3 shirts and a very nasty look on her face...
[23:03] <starcat!> (neesan you gotta taste it, I think you'll probably approve but I want your official okay before I sell it)
[23:03] <Suu> ...It's way too small
[23:03] <starcat!> Also I am totally goign to rename it Sha-ke™
[23:04] <Suu> They're being squished
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (tasting sake? How can I say no!)
[23:04] <// J_Daito //> /nme buys one of those for hotaru Tomoe
[23:04] * FireFly_9 can be heard muttering the shirts are too lose
[23:04] <starcat!> ..."they"
[23:04] <FireFly_9> ^loose
[23:04] <Suu> Do you have a larger size?
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> this is getting weird
[23:04] <Imperial_Sword> The hell is this about a we--
[23:04] * Imperial_Sword eyes the two Shaldras.
[23:04] <Imperial_Sword> Oh hell they're BOTH female.
[23:04] <Suu> ...Wait.
[23:04] <@Xadium> ....
[23:04] <@Yaijinden> it's you .-.
[23:05] <Suu> Hotaru-san...How old is she?
[23:05] <@Xadium> What
[23:04] * starcat! hands Suu the normal small
[23:05] <Imperial_Sword> I need something alcoholic.
[23:05] <Oronde> hi hotaru
[23:04] <starcat!> oh s[BLEEP]t it's the bishie.
[23:05] * @Darkness Kusanagi raises an eyebrow.
[23:05] <// J_Daito //> 20something but she never liked to frink her milk.
[23:05] <@Yaijinden> 'bout as old as I am, which makes her twenny-sevenish.
[23:05] <Furu> I am so confused and normally I'm the one who does this
[23:05] <// J_Daito //> ^drink
[23:05] * Darkness Kusanagi looks at Imperial_Sword.
[23:05] *** Imperial_Sword is a tall, handsome man with pale skin and shocking white, wild hair. He's dressed in black clothing and dark metal armor, cloth hanging around his neck loosely, obviously used as a mask. A sly, handsome smirk curls his lips. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Animals" by Nickelback.

[23:05] * starcat! is away: run o_o *pushing cart of merch*
[23:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Guy me?
[23:05] <@Xadium> It's a man.
[23:05] * Matsumi Kaze offers Hotaru some ginger ale
[23:05] <Grease_Kitty> Okay I know I'm not drunk yet.
[23:05] <@Xadium> IT'S A MAN BABY
[23:05] <@Yaijinden> Sir your lips are just FANTASTIC and kissable.
[23:06] <Grease_Kitty> But DAMN guy-us is hot.
[23:06] * @Xadium does an uncanny Austin Powers
[23:06] * Suu pulls a measuring tape out of her purse
[23:06] <Imperial_Sword> Ah I see Yaijinden is the same everywhere.
[23:06] * psYchO_saKi is outside snapping the backs of kittens
[23:06] * Suu goes back into the bathroom and swaps the shirt for a normal small
[23:07] <@Yaijinden> I'm apparently either nonexistant or a constant.
[23:07] <Suu> maybe I can use the XS as padding
[23:07] * Placeholder Girl pushes the cart of merchandise back in
[23:07] <psYchO_saKi> motyehrf[BLEEP]ker they just keep showing up like a disease
[23:07] <Placeholder Girl> So apparently I'm gonna sell you guys some crap with a catgirl on it!
[23:07] * Matsumi Kaze offers Saki a ginger ale >_> <_<...
[23:07] * Imperial_Sword snickers
[23:07] <@Yaijinden> I like catgirl crap!
[23:07] * @Darkness Kusanagi covers her mouth to keep from laughing
[23:07] * psYchO_saKi takes it ans drinks the HELL out of it
[23:08] * Grease_Kitty just breaks down laughing.
[23:08] <@Yaijinden> I like to rub it on me.
[23:08] <Matsumi Kaze> um...is it ok?
[23:08] <psYchO_saKi> That's good s[BLEEP]t, Kaze
[23:08] <psYchO_saKi> that's good s[BLEEP]t.
[23:08] <Placeholder Girl> How much are you willing to pay for it, Yai?
[23:08] * psYchO_saKi lets the few kitten survivors wheel off in their kitty-wheelchairs
[23:08] <@Yaijinden> I have...
[23:08] <@Yaijinden> FIVE BUCKS.
[23:08] * Matsumi Kaze gives saki another one
[23:09] <Suu> I'll take the small...
[23:08] <Placeholder Girl> It's a bit more expensive than five bucks.
[23:08] <Placeholder Girl> Sorry.
[23:09] * psYchO_saKi drinks, and tosses the can, leaping to the roof in one bound
[23:09] <Suu> Hopefully I'll look good in it along with what I'm hoping to get for Christmas.
[23:09] <Furu> I yhave 500 bux
[23:09] <Placeholder Girl> Thank you, miss, enjoy your shirt!
[23:09] <Furu> I haff ten matchsteek
[23:09] <@Yaijinden> Dammit!
[23:09] * psYchO_saKi stands, her puffy gothloli mai dress blownn back in the wind, hand over her eyes, gazing past the moon to china
[23:09] * Placeholder Girl takes Suu's money and hands over a reciept
[23:09] <@Yaijinden> I HAVE WOOD FOR SHEEP
[23:10] * psYchO_saKi leaps into the night, deciding that to work off her stress she can only decimate the chinesem ilitary
[23:10] * Suu wonders if maybe Saki-san would like a dress from Lapin Angelique for Christmas...perhaps something in their Guro-loli line
[23:10] <Suu> Thank you very much!
[23:10] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Soon your little red books will be red.. with communist BLOOD)
[23:11] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ..that parting line just made me fall out of my chair with laughter.. ))
[23:11] *** :D
[23:11] <Furu> Yai that is a reference I have not heard in a long time
[23:11] <Placeholder Girl> No problem!
[23:11] * @Yaijinden is full of obscurity lately
[23:12] * Suu continues going through the other accessories
[23:12] <Suu> Jewelry?
[23:12] <@Yaijinden> But these ears. SO CYOOT. I'm going to sport them for EHver.
[23:12] <Furu> BLing?
[23:13] <@Xadium> Nekojinden.
[23:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm being whored out and not even getting paid for it!
[23:13] <@Xadium> The Curse of the Nekojinden.
[23:13] <@Xadium> A Mystery in Four Parts.
[23:13] <@Xadium> I can see it now.
[23:13] <Placeholder Girl> You bet your bunions we've got bling.
[23:13] <Grease_Kitty> That sentence made me shiver HORRIBLY Yai.
[23:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooo
[23:13] <@Yaijinden> :D
[23:13] * @Yaijinden is helping
[23:14] <Suu> Hmm.
[23:14] <@Xadium> Somewhere in the desert sands of Arabia a lone oil worker cut off from his fellows chances across a Cat-eared statue and, doning the ears gains unearthly madness and insight
[23:14] <Furu> Helping or "Helping"
[23:14] <Placeholder Girl> four parts of WHAT
[23:14] * Placeholder Girl waggles eyebrows
[23:15] <@Xadium> and ever full moon he sprouts a tail and pretunatural powers of sight and searing and smell
[23:15] <@Xadium> ^hearing
[23:15] <@Xadium> and milk is his elixir
[23:15] <@Xadium> catnip his only kryptonite
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...you should write that down
[23:16] <Suu> And he likes to lick himself clean, throws up hairballs every week and when he speaks he sounds like Antonio Banderas.
[23:15] <Placeholder Girl> no, you should film it
[23:16] <@Xadium> can the Nekojinden undo the daemonic spell cast upon him by the great God Loki-bastet IV
[23:16] <Placeholder Girl> there's no way it could fail -- if fangirls'll buy Twilight imagine how they'll lap this up!
[23:16] <Placeholder Girl> (Pun wholly intended.)
[23:16] <@Xadium> or will he become more and more a cat until the men from ASPCA finally put him down
[23:16] <@Yaijinden> You will know him only by the scream, heard distantly, as though from far away:
[23:16] <@Yaijinden> Iä! Basthulu fh'tagn!
[23:16] <@Xadium> YES
[23:17] <Matsumi Kaze> AWESOME
[23:17] <@Xadium> the dreaming cat mewls at midnight
[23:17] <Suu> But what color would he become?
[23:17] <@Xadium> ash-grey, the color of blasted hope and dead decomposing dreams
[23:18] <Suu> With white socks.
[23:18] <@Yaijinden> In the furvert city of Miao'leh, dread Basthulu dreams.
[23:18] <@Yaijinden> That is not dead which can forever nap
[23:18] <@Yaijinden> And in strange eons, even basement cat may die
[23:18] <@Xadium> XD XD XD
[23:18] <@Xadium> but ceiling cat reigns eternal
[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> the cats of......something something..can't remember the story title
[23:19] <SlaveShal> mraaaaawrr~
[23:19] * Suu giggles
[23:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... OHGOD IT'S THAT ME
[23:19] * Xadium looks at Slaveshal.
[23:19] *** Slaveshal is a tall, slender, silver/purple-haired catgirl in a collar and... not much else, really. It's just enough to keep her from being totally naked. There's a somewhat constant dazed look in her eyes, and a smile curling her lips, tail swishing back and forth.
Her image Song is: .

[23:19] * @Darkness Kusanagi hides behind the big guy her.
[23:19] <@Yaijinden> =o =3
[23:19] * Imperial_Sword raises an eyebrow
[23:19] <Suu> Ahh...
[23:19] <@Xadium> Oh it's Furu's dream Shal
[23:19] <Matsumi Kaze> oh it's her...
[23:19] * Suu blushes and averts her eyes
[23:19] <@Yaijinden> The Cats of Ulthar. =3
[23:19] <Grease_Kitty> I swear I didn't spike the alcohol with more alcohol.
[23:19] <Matsumi Kaze> YES, YAI..THAT'S THE ONE
[23:19] <Placeholder Girl> o_O
[23:19] <SlaveShal> mraaaaawrr~ ♫
[23:20] <@Yaijinden> I'd let HER scratch me up in the process of ferrying me to unknown realms. :]
[23:20] <Furu> ...
[23:20] * @Xadium covers Slave Shal ina blanket
[23:20] <@Xadium> No Slave Shal for you, Furu.
[23:20] * Placeholder Girl is away: didn't sign up for a porn shoot
[23:20] *** Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:20] <+Luna-P> y0 Potamos *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[23:20] * SlaveShal nuzzles up against Xadium~ ♡
[23:21] <Potamos> ...
[23:21] <@Xadium> ...
[23:21] <Potamos> I'm seeing...No. I am SO not drunk mitai na
[23:21] <@Xadium> Sorry, but I'm married to another you XD
[23:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god X-chan don't be friendly to her she'll be friendly back.
[23:21] * @Yaijinden takes SlaveShal from Xadium
[23:21] <@Yaijinden> I'll play with kitty. :]
[23:21] * starcat! shakes her fist and looks over the cart
[23:21] <starcat!> seems fine.
[23:21] * @Xadium is afraid fo what you'll do to kitty ><
[23:21] <starcat!> why is there a n-- wait is that THAT one?
[23:21] <Potamos> Nee, Merry Christmas everyone...I hope everyone likes the strategically placed mistletoe, mitai na
[23:21] * Potamos looks at the goods
[23:21] * SlaveShal nuzzles up to Yaijinden~ ♡
[23:22] * SlaveShal meows to starcat-sama :3
[23:22] <@Xadium> What do you mean THAT one has she been here before?
[23:22] <Potamos> Hmm, what have we here...
[23:22] * @Yaijinden gives kitty pettings ♫
[23:22] <Potamos> Any sexy lingerie mitai na?
[23:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I think my grip on reality is slipping...
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> She showed up in the hotsprings.
[23:22] * Potamos looks over to see Yai with SlaveShal. She blushes and averts her eyes
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Did sexy things.
[23:22] <starcat!> ...Yes.
[23:22] <starcat!> Short story, yes.
[23:22] <@Yaijinden> No, you're only just now realizing how thin it was all along. :3
[23:22] * @Xadium just goes and sits where he can';t see this because it's breaking him
[23:22] <starcat!> Sexy lingerie with cat tails!
[23:23] <Potamos> all we need now is Mania-chan...
[23:23] <starcat!> And sexy lingerie with random straps and buckles!
[23:23] <Mania> I'm not technically a Shal but I am here!
[23:23] * @spiritflame chops xadium on the back of the neck lightly
[23:23] <Potamos> Ooh, random straps and buckles...
[23:23] *** @Xadium [dr_x@gallifrey.sen@gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (out like a light)
[23:23] <Potamos> How very Kingdom Hearts mitai na!
[23:23] <@spiritflame> better for his sanity
[23:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Moh! Why did you all have to visit at once D:
[23:23] * @Yaijinden gets tarp from Cargo Pants of Holding
[23:23] * @Yaijinden waggles his eyebrows suggestively
[23:24] * Potamos selects a black satin ensemble
[23:24] <Grease_Kitty> Hey I'm tame compared to the others.
[23:23] <starcat!> ...no, it's Shaldra.
[23:24] <Potamos> Here you go starcat-chan
[23:24] * Potamos hands starcat the money
[23:24] <Imperial_Sword> I'm a guy I have no goddamn reason to like the guy in the suit.
[23:24] <starcat!> thanks :3
[23:24] * starcat! pockets cash
[23:24] * SlaveShal licks Yaijinden's cheek ♡
[23:24] <Potamos> A little present for Klavier-kun
[23:25] <Potamos> Ooh, let's see if there's something for myself here mitai na
[23:25] <@Yaijinden> This is a body I know you're familiar with at least in part. :3
[23:24] <starcat!> you are a scary bishieman!
[23:25] <Potamos> Hmm...no handbags...
[23:25] * @spiritflame goes and makes some tea, sipping
[23:25] <@Yaijinden> You up for a little (a lot) of distraction? ♫
[23:25] <Potamos> Any handbags or wallets or such?
[23:25] <starcat!> And also I need to add collars, it would seem.
[23:25] * Furu clings to his wife before lesbian things happen again
[23:25] <Mania> Oh let me at the cat~
[23:25] <@spiritflame> again?
[23:25] * Mania collects SlaveShal and slips under the tarp :3
[23:25] <starcat!> ...you're not looking hard enough, they're on the other side
[23:25] * @spiritflame decides she does not want to know
[23:25] * @Yaijinden is away: and people wonder why I keep the tarp on me at all times
[23:25] <Potamos> Oh. Thanks.
[23:26] * SlaveShal is away: Mrrawrr~! ♫
[23:25] <starcat!> ...furu, what?
[23:26] * Matsumi Kaze decides to try and read a book....
[23:26] * Mania is away: Oh I'm going to be full X3
[23:26] * Potamos hears Mania x SlaveShal and turns bright pink
[23:26] <starcat!> I'm not going to go do lesbian things with her! D:
[23:26] * @spiritflame continues to drink her tea, ti's nothing new to her
[23:26] <starcat!> I'm making money!
[23:26] <Potamos> Ooh, this one's a nice one.
[23:26] <Grease_Kitty> Hey here-me is that blushy one a lesbian or something.
[23:26] <Potamos> And looks very utilitarian too.
[23:26] <Imperial_Sword> she DOES seem to blush quite a lot.
[23:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Well her boyfriend might be a cover....
[23:27] * Potamos pays starcat again and buys a black handbag with straps and buckles
[23:27] <Potamos> I AM NOT!
[23:27] * Matsumi Kaze just......reads her book
[23:27] <starcat!> :3 thx
[23:28] <Potamos> Moh, I'm not even Katie Perry mitai na!
[23:28] <Furu> MONEY LEADS TO LESBIANS
[23:28] <Yura Red> I kissed a girl and I liked it~
[23:28] <starcat!> I have a lot of money and I am not a lesbian.
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh you get out it's MY week.
[23:28] <starcat!> I'm not even bi.
[23:28] * Potamos sighs loudly.
[23:28] * Yura Red is away: :/
[23:29] <Furu> Denied.
[23:29] <Potamos> I didn't even WANT to be kissed by Mania-chan mitai na...She forced herself on me.
[23:29] <starcat!> "and then I liked it."
[23:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ..Vonnegut take me away.......please...
[23:29] <starcat!> but not aprons!
[23:30] <Imperial_Sword> I could make the poor girl blush~.
[23:30] * Potamos glares at starcat "You know I can not buy any more stuff from you tonight mitai na"
[23:30] * Potamos blushes at Man!Sha
[23:30] * Imperial_Sword grins and winks at Potamos, running his fingers back through his hair.
[23:31] <starcat!> I have your money already and you can't do nothin' about it!
[23:31] <Grease_Kitty> Yup he's one of us.
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Mmmhm.
[23:31] <starcat!> as for YOU manshaldra that's a little disloyal don't you think
[23:31] * Matsumi Kaze reads her copy of Cat's Cradle..
[23:31] <Potamos> Really...So he's like from that universe where all the guys are girls and vice versa?
[23:31] <Imperial_Sword> Right right I'm just kidding around.
[23:32] <Imperial_Sword> I'd never leave [BLEEP], don't worry~
[23:32] <starcat!> I know your secrets >:[
[23:32] <Imperial_Sword> No.
[23:32] <Potamos> Honestly, Shaa-kun, I could never cheat on my guy, not even with another girl mitai na.
[23:32] <starcat!> I'm keeping track of you >:[
[23:32] <Imperial_Sword> I'm from Ninja Universe.
[23:33] <Furu> [BLEEP]?
[23:33] <Potamos> Okay...is that where they wear the big metal reflectors on their heads?
[23:33] * Imperial_Sword grins at Furu.
[23:33] <Imperial_Sword> ...
[23:33] <Imperial_Sword> no.
[23:33] <Imperial_Sword> Good Ninja Universe. Tokyo one.
[23:33] <starcat!> [BLEEP]. You know, [BLEEP].
[23:33] <Furu> OH, [BLEEP]
[23:33] <Matsumi Kaze> interesting
[23:34] * NinjaYura looms up behind Potamos angrily D:<
[23:34] <Imperial_Sword> Yura no stabbing people.
[23:34] * @spiritflame is away 
[23:34] * Potamos continues to peruse the merchandice
[23:34] <NinjaYura> :/
[23:34] <Potamos> Huh?
[23:34] * Potamos looks behind her
[23:34] * NinjaYura is already gone :O
[23:34] <starcat!> she can stab people if I tell her to... :<
[23:34] <Potamos> thought someone was glaring at me...
[23:35] <Potamos> Nee, what have you got in the way of jewelry mitai na? Like a nice pair of earrings?
[23:35] <starcat!> Uhh...hoops?
[23:35] <starcat!> Got some random crystals too
[23:35] <starcat!> Runic-type symbols
[23:36] <Potamos> Oooh.
[23:36] <Potamos> Ooh, these would be nice for Scaa-chan mitai na
[23:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo neat!
[23:36] <starcat!> Don't remember the rest.
[23:36] <Matsumi Kaze> runic symbols are always nice
[23:36] * Potamos picks out a pair of crystal earrings and pays starcat
[23:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> neechan did you raid the TARDIS.
[23:36] <Furu> OOooo crystals~
[23:36] <Potamos> I don't know what to get for Rose-chan though mitai na...
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> the runic symbol things..what are those again?
[23:37] <starcat!> nope.
[23:37] <Potamos> I'd better take these all back.
[23:37] * Potamos glances over where Mania and SlaveShal were...
[23:37] <starcat!> I just picked the pretty ones, I don't know what they mean. >_>;
[23:38] <Potamos> Nee, thank you and I'll be off for the night
[23:38] * @Yaijinden pokes a hand out from under the tarp, turns it into a thumbs up
[23:38] <Potamos> ...Ah.
[23:38] <starcat!> Thank YOU! :D Have a great night.
[23:38] * @Yaijinden is dragged back beneath
[23:38] <Potamos> Threesome...mitai na...
[23:38] <starcat!> Enjoy the rest of Shaldra Week.
[23:38] <Potamos> On HSN mitai na?
[23:38] <Potamos> or is that QVC...
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> I would like some of the runic symbol ones please....
[23:39] * @Yaijinden is away: two on one is the best thing ever because they have more hands to deal with
[23:39] <Grease_Kitty> I've never met the other girl, how's she a Shal.
[23:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> She's Lust.
[23:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Was in me.
[23:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Long sexy story.
[23:39] <Grease_Kitty> Huh.
[23:39] <Potamos> What she said mitai na
[23:39] <Furu> In you, eh?
[23:39] * Furu eyebrow waggles
[23:39] <Imperial_Sword> Almost makes my life seem normal.
[23:40] * Potamos chuckles at Furu "That's quite right mitai na"
[23:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I have never [BLEEP] so much in a month EVER so.
[23:40] <Potamos> Good night mitai na~
[23:40] *** Potamos [kawanami_hiromi@seihanazono.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Mitai na!)
[23:41] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[23:42] * Furu knows what that [BLEEP] is >_>;
[23:42] <Grease_Kitty> I need to get laid :/
[23:42] * Grease_Kitty sighs, downs another glass of rum.
[23:43] <Imperial_Sword> Go under the tarp then.
[23:44] <Furu> How long has it even been?
[23:44] <Grease_Kitty> Har har, I want to get laid not death-by-sex'd
[23:44] <Grease_Kitty> Uh.
[23:44] <starcat!> Oh I can fix you up.
[23:44] * starcat! is now known as Madamestarcat
[23:44] <Grease_Kitty> Since my Furu vanished plus a month.
[23:44] <starcat!> Men or women?
[23:45] <Imperial_Sword> at time sI wish my Furu would vanish.
[23:45] * Imperial_Sword takes another cup of sake.
[23:45] <Furu> ...>:|?
[23:45] <Grease_Kitty> Eh? Nah, not drunk enough for random sex.
[23:45] <madamestarcat> Yes better.
[23:45] <madamestarcat> your furu DID vanish he spends enough time here!
[23:46] <madamestarcat> Doesn't have to be random. We can match you up, make appointments, schedule meetings in advance...
[23:46] <Imperial_Sword> Yes yes.
[23:46] <Grease_Kitty> Maybe.
[23:46] * Grease_Kitty downs more rum.
[23:47] <Grease_Kitty> I miss the boss though. Sort'a worried about him.
[23:47] <Furu> If he was dead I'd probably know it
[23:47] <madamestarcat> Ahh...
[23:47] <madamestarcat> That I can't fix with pimping.
[23:47] * madamestarcat is now known as starcat!
[23:48] * starcat! hugs alternamechanicneesan.
[23:48] <starcat!> I'm sure he's all right.
[23:48] * Grease_Kitty blinks and hugs back.
[23:48] <Grease_Kitty> He better be.
[23:49] <Furu> Dear is it true pimping is in fact quite difficult
[23:49] <starcat!> :D Sure as I make money, he's doing fine.
[23:49] <starcat!> It's hard out here for a pimp :/
[23:50] * @Yaijinden crawls out from under the tarp
[23:50] * @Yaijinden gets walrus's bucket from Cargo Pants of Holding and crawls to the kitchen
[23:51] * @Darkness Kusanagi raises an eyebrow
[23:51] <Furu> ....
[23:51] * @Yaijinden starts filling it from the tap
[23:51] <starcat!> ...?
[23:51] <Furu> Also dear you're a princess why are you making money
[23:51] <Imperial_Sword> .....
[23:51] * @Yaijinden waits, haggard, weary, for the bucket to fill
[23:51] <Grease_Kitty> Becuase she can now then wtf is he doing.
[23:51] <starcat!> because I like money.
[23:52] * @Yaijinden takes filled walrus bucket outside; there is a splash afterwards
[23:51] <starcat!> And I don't collect taxes so most of it goes straight to funding the country's needs :/
[23:52] * @Yaijinden re-emerges, soaked, stumbly, stowing the bucket back in his pants
[23:52] <starcat!> ...ahhh!
[23:52] <starcat!> I get it!
[23:52] <@Yaijinden> why did i forget it was so cold
[23:53] <Mania> We'll warm you up under here~
[23:53] <SlaveShal> mraaaaawrr~
[23:53] <@Yaijinden> woman you are -exsanguinating- me between the two of you
[23:53] * starcat! offers Yaijinden the Shaldra Darkness pin-up blanket, only $9.99 (free for cold wet people)
[23:53] * @Yaijinden swaddles himself
[23:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (where is she GETTING these)
[23:54] * Mania shrugs; goes back under the tarp with the p[BLEEP]y.
[23:54] <@Yaijinden> just the one of them is more than enough but then there's that second wandering pair of hands lips teeth and tongue
[23:54] <starcat!> (why do you think I was gone for so long after I said I'd go get them)
[23:54] * Furu trips and falls onto the tarp D:
[23:54] <starcat!> D: FURU WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[23:55] * Mania senses fresh meat
[23:55] * starcat! mourns the loss of her husband and readies the divorce papers ._.
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ..
[23:55] * SlaveShal gets grabby
[23:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:55] <Furu> GAAAH HELP DX
[23:55] <@Yaijinden> help him matsumi
[23:55] * Imperial_Sword rolls his eyes.
[23:56] <@Yaijinden> put the book down billy pilgrim will not save you :o
[23:56] * Imperial_Sword grabs the boy and hauls him off the tarp.
[23:55] <starcat!> you'll go to a better place ;_;
[23:56] <@Yaijinden> or you, you're good too
[23:56] <@Yaijinden> everything better forever
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> too slow I guess
[23:56] <Furu> Oh god thank y-
[23:56] <starcat!> ...Wow I didn't expect YOU to do it.
[23:56] <starcat!> :o
[23:56] * Furu slips back onto the tarp and pulls manshal down too D:
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> my mind just broke a tiny bit
[23:56] <starcat!> You just went up a notch or five in my respect-o-meter! :D
[23:57] <Imperial_Sword> WHA
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ..should I remove him this time..
[23:57] <starcat!> ...D:
[23:57] <Furu> MY ANKLE
[23:57] <@Yaijinden> i don't know if this is hot or not but i can't take my eyes away out of overstimulation
[23:57] * Mania sense bonus c[BLEEP]k
[23:57] <Matsumi Kaze> *sigh*
[23:57] <starcat!> Noooooo D:
[23:57] * Matsumi Kaze walks over to the scene
[23:57] * SlaveShal beings grabbing once more
[23:57] <starcat!> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
[23:58] * Matsumi Kaze tries her best to remove Furu from the scene..
[23:58] <Imperial_Sword> OFF OF ME GIRLS
[23:58] * Matsumi Kaze tries to get them both free...
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> come on..let go..
[23:58] * Furu is dragged away @_@
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> you guys ok???
[23:58] <starcat!> oh god once is bad enough but twice?
[23:58] <starcat!> TWICE?!
[23:58] <starcat!> two girls one furu D:
[23:59] * Imperial_Sword scrambles away @_@
[23:59] <Furu> Y-yes I am unviolated
[23:59] <Imperial_Sword> What ARE those two.
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ...good
[23:59] <starcat!> One of them is a whore and the other is an alternate-universe whore. Well, sort of, for both.
[23:59] <starcat!> Basically they are sex incarnate.
[23:59] <starcat!> Well one literally is, I don't know about theo ther.
[00:01] <Imperial_Sword> My god.
[00:01] <Matsumi Kaze> someone should put a wall around them..
[00:01] <@Yaijinden> they didn't touch me below the waist @_@
[00:01] <@Yaijinden> just because they knew they didn't have to
[00:01] <starcat!> Want to buy some girl-you merchandise?
[00:01] <starcat!> Take it back to your ninjaworld, show everyone there that you're still hot as a girl?
[00:01] <Imperial_Sword> It might be awkward to explain to [BLEEP].
[00:02] <starcat!> Look it can't be more awkward than the first time I met you.
[00:02] <starcat!> Okay? Okay. Buy something.
[00:02] <Imperial_Sword> Must I?
[00:02] <starcat!> I can't get YOUR stuff out until Tuesday.
[00:03] <Furu> First time...d-did I miss something?
[00:04] <starcat!> You missed an awkward meeting, that's it.
[00:04] <Imperial_Sword> Should I explain the big detail to your husband.
[00:04] <@Yaijinden> they're all awkward
[00:04] <starcat!> And are you sure you understand who [BLEEP] is?
[00:04] <@Yaijinden> all of them
[00:04] <starcat!> He's my husband back off D:<
[00:05] * starcat! clings to Furu defensively
[00:05] <@Yaijinden> ...
[00:05] <@Yaijinden> i'm getting sexy ideas
[00:05] <Furu> :|?
[00:05] <Imperial_Sword> what I have no interest in your husband. At all.
[00:06] <@Yaijinden> am i on track or just degenerating further
[00:06] <Imperial_Sword> I'll leave that to the female mes.
[00:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Silence now, ninja D:<
[00:06] <starcat!> well he's mine >:[
[00:06] * Grease_Kitty downs more rum.
[00:06] <starcat!> Wait what D:
[00:06] <starcat!> They can't have him either D:
[00:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I don't want Furu he's like my little brother D:<
[00:07] <@Yaijinden> what if they want to rent :o
[00:07] <@Yaijinden> borrow for "services rendered"
[00:07] <Furu> Do not waaaant
[00:07] <starcat!> Uh-uh. No rents, no leases, no selling of my property.
[00:08] <starcat!> and he's all mine. He's the one thing I've got in this world that I won't ever give up.
[00:09] * starcat! kisses her husband lovingly
[00:09] <starcat!> ♡.
[00:10] <Furu> ♡~
[00:10] <starcat!> ^_^
[00:12] <Furu> :3
[00:13] <starcat!> :3 yay the love killed all other conversation
[00:13] <starcat!> LET'S MAKE OUT :D
[00:13] * Imperial_Sword has gone back to sake.
[00:13] * Matsumi Kaze giggles a bit
[00:13] * Grease_Kitty is still on the rum.
[00:13] * @Darkness Kusanagi has sake.
[00:14] * Furu makes out!
[00:14] * Matsumi Kaze goes back to her book
[00:15] <Furu> Mmm~
[00:15] <starcat!> Mmm~
[00:18] <Furu> Hee~
[00:19] * starcat! takes her husband's hand and leads him home~
[00:20] * starcat! is away: logical continuation~
[00:21] * Furu is away: Indeed~
[00:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> sigh
[00:26] <Grease_Kitty> Wanna go get wasted?
[00:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yes.
[00:26] <Imperial_Sword> To whatever bar we can find.
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[00:28] <Matsumi Kaze> guess I'm alone...
[00:35] * Matsumi Kaze goes back to her reading
[00:47] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm
[02:08] * Matsumi Kaze falls asleep on the sofa with the book over her face
[02:34] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (zzzz)
[10:49] <Bucket Mouse> (( being the only person in my family with power & heat I'm hosting my parents and the dog today... ))
[10:49] <Bucket Mouse> (( hopefully it won't be for too long. ))
[10:50] <Bucket Mouse> (( doggy's a bit nervous...she was crying a bit ))
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[14:28] <+Luna-P> y0 Plushie-chan *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[14:28] <Plushie-chan> http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2750424 Just wanna leave this here <.<
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[14:39] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood

[14:39] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[14:48] <starcat!> Hey. Psst.
[14:49] <@Wolfwood> Yessum?
[14:54] * @Wolfwood gets a oj
[14:57] * @Wolfwood offers one to a starcat
[15:01] <@Wolfwood> ¯\(º_o)/¯
[15:01] * @Wolfwood is away 
[15:02] <starcat!> oops. disteaction here.
[15:02] <starcat!> distraction
[15:03] * starcat! drinks delicious orange juice, ponders the meaning of the internet
[15:13] * starcat! is now known as BelgianMaidstarcat
[15:14] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Cooking time, desu! Well, sort of cooking!
[15:15] * BelgianMaidstarcat enters kitchen, prepares noms :3
[15:18] *** Adair [adair-hime@eden] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:18] <+Luna-P> y0 Adair *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[15:18] * BelgianMaidstarcat waves
[15:18] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Chocolate-covered strawberries. Want one?
[15:18] * Adair looks at the welcome message "Umm. Why is this Shaldra person so important they get their own week? Or does everyone get their own week?"
[15:19] * Adair is confused
[15:19] <Adair> (( Blech ))
[15:19] <Adair> (( It's snowing ))
[15:19] <Adair> (( And not a nice snow, it's BLIZZARD WHITE-OUT CONDITIONS >< ))
[15:19] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Shaldra-neesan is badass, that's why.
[15:19] * BelgianMaidstarcat summons Cart O
[15:19] <Adair> Ah
[15:19] * BelgianMaidstarcat summons Cart O' Merchandise
[15:20] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Anyone not awesome wouldn't have such a fabulous spread of high-quality goods!
[15:20] <Adair> I'd love a chocolate-covered strawberry ^_^
[15:20] <BelgianMaidstarcat> ;3 enjoy
[15:20] * BelgianMaidstarcat hands over a choco strawberry
[15:23] * Adair enjoys ^_^ "Domo!"
[15:26] <BelgianMaidstarcat> ^_^
[15:26] * BelgianMaidstarcat is away: omg I has a WII again. :x
[15:30] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:30] <+Luna-P> y0 Matsumi Kaze *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[15:30] * Matsumi Kaze wanders in, yawning
[15:35] <Matsumi Kaze> what a day
[15:42] <@Xadium> New Merchandise for Shaldra Day
[15:42] * @Xadium is away: I hope she likes it!
[15:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo that looks cool
[15:53] * Matsumi Kaze sits on the Q sofa
[15:56] <Bucket Mouse> (( I can't wait until the power is back at my parent's house ))
[15:56] <Bucket Mouse> (( but still I cherish any and all time with doggy ))
[16:02] <Bucket Mouse> (( mom's making dinner for all of us ))
[16:21] * Matsumi Kaze opens up a ginger ale
[16:33] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:33] <+Luna-P> y0 LOVELYgirl *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[16:33] <LOVELYgirl> Hello!
[16:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh hi there
[16:36] <LOVELYgirl> Hi Matsi!
[16:36] <LOVELYgirl> How are you?
[16:36] <Matsumi Kaze> oh I'm fine
[16:37] <LOVELYgirl> That's good!
[16:39] <LOVELYgirl> So, what's been going on around here?
[16:40] <Matsumi Kaze> not much
[16:41] * LOVELYgirl plops down on a couch and drinks some tea
[16:42] * Adair is back
[16:42] * Matsumi Kaze sips her ginger ale
[16:44] <LOVELYgirl> Hi Adair!
[16:47] <Adair> Hi
[16:47] <Adair> I have to head back to the home I was born in, there's a bad snow storm and there's several people caught in a carriage
[16:48] <LOVELYgirl> Oh, that's not good.
[16:48] <Matsumi Kaze> oh man
[16:48] <BelgianMaidstarcat> A carriage eh.
[16:48] <Adair> I'm going to take them to the royal palace until the storm subsides.
[16:48] <Adair> Yes, on my home world, we travel by carriage.
[16:48] <Matsumi Kaze> not bad
[16:48] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Horses to?
[16:48] * Matsumi Kaze sips her drink
[16:49] <Adair> Yes.
[16:50] <Adair> Anyways, I need to hurry before they get buried. I received word that the carriage driver already abandoned the carriage when it originally got stuck and fled to the nearest village
[16:51] <Adair> So I'm going to make sure the passengers are well taken care of. The royals are very kindly people and will treat them like family.
[16:54] <BelgianMaidstarcat> are/will they.
[16:59] <LOVELYgirl> I'm hungry, I'm going to go get something to eat.
[16:59] *** LOVELYgirl [amongimmortals@otherworld.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Stand up and watch me!)
[17:15] <BelgianMaidstarcat> more strawberries time :3
[17:15] * BelgianMaidstarcat noms :3
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> oooo
[17:19] * BelgianMaidstarcat shares :D
[17:19] <Matsumi Kaze> thankies!
[17:19] * Matsumi Kaze eats happily
[17:21] <BelgianMaidstarcat> the chocolate's not sticking to all of them so well but they're still good x3
[17:22] <Matsumi Kaze> love strawberries ^^
[17:28] * Matsumi Kaze is away: ((have to get dinner))
[17:28] <BelgianMaidstarcat> me too. :3
[18:03] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[18:30] *** Bat_Familiar [inyourbra@gloompingyrboobs.honeynet] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:30] <+Luna-P> y0 Bat_Familiar *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[18:30] * Bat_Familiar flutters and sits on a couch.
[18:35] * Bat_Familiar curls into a ball and takes a nap
[18:35] <BelgianMaidstarcat> It's Shaldra Week! Let's all buy stuff!
[18:38] * Bat_Familiar squeaks in his sleep, still curled up into a ball.
[18:51] <Matsumi Kaze> ..looks almost cute like that
[18:51] <Matsumi Kaze> star- do you have earrings..
[19:04] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Yes, I do :3
[19:04] <Matsumi Kaze> what kinds?
[19:06] <BelgianMaidstarcat> Hoops of various sizes and widths, crystal stuff in colors, all sorts of random runes, some tiny swords...
[19:07] * Bat_Familiar drools in his sleep, recalling the time he ate Grissom's roaches
[19:08] <Matsumi Kaze> I would like some of the runes ones ^^
[19:08] * Matsumi Kaze takes out some of her money
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> one pair please ^^
[19:09] <BelgianMaidstarcat> :D Sure!
[19:09] <BelgianMaidstarcat> They're my own personal favorite.
[19:09] * BelgianMaidstarcat exchanges earrings for cash, thanks Matsumi
[19:10] <Matsumi Kaze> ^_^ thankies
[19:11] * Bat_Familiar wakes up, raising his little head, squeaking. Starting to miss Vegas
[19:13] <BelgianMaidstarcat> thank YOU~
[19:13] * Bat_Familiar stays up in a ball, crying a little
[19:14] * Matsumi Kaze puts them on happily
[19:14] <BelgianMaidstarcat> There is a crying bat on the sofa.
[19:15] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah..there is
[19:16] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, sitting on the sofa. Managed to flee from Nero/
[19:17] <BelgianMaidstarcat> I say this so it knows I have noticed its crying.
[19:18] * Bat_Familiar stays into a ball, sitting on the sofa.
[19:18] <Dark Magician Girl> neeeeee
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[19:18] <+Luna-P> y0 Dark Magician Girl *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[19:18] <Dark Magician Girl> It's in here, isn't it
[19:19] <Matsumi Kaze> the bat?
[19:19] <BelgianMaidstarcat> NO IT ISN'T YOU'rE WRONG
[19:19] * BelgianMaidstarcat is away: it's not here I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
[19:20] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, and rolls over on his back
[19:20] <Dark Magician Girl> Yes, the bat. Nero is still hunting it down
[19:22] * Bat_Familiar wants a belly rub :3
[19:23] <Dark Magician Girl> neeee, i don't think so Tim. D:
[19:23] <Matsumi Kaze> Tim?
[19:24] * Bat_Familiar rolls back up, sitting on the couch. That's not his name
[19:24] <Dark Magician Girl> Masters been watching a lot of old episodes of Home Improvement lately on Nick at Night
[19:26] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, going back into a ball again
[19:30] <Matsumi Kaze> ...not sure whither I should feel bad for it or not
[19:31] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, still missing home.
[19:34] <Dark Magician Girl> ne, i hasn't been humping me lately, i wont complain D:
[19:36] * Bat_Familiar did enjoy the caress of Nero's girlfriend
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[19:36] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, sitting on the couch.
[19:41] * Bat_Familiar flaps his wings and flies, landing on Mana, squeaking
[19:47] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[19:50] <Dark Magician Girl> ;_; oh god, not again
[19:51] * Bat_Familiar licks Mana's ear
[19:51] * Grammatiknazi hands Mana-dono a helmet
[19:52] * Bat_Familiar rolls in Mana's hair
[19:54] <Dark Magician Girl> ne, thanks, but if i do it now it'll trap him in ;_;
[19:55] * Bat_Familiar squeaks.
[19:55] <Grammatiknazi> OR you could put on gloves, take him out, and then put on the helmet.
[19:58] * Bat_Familiar licks Mana's ear again
[20:03] <Dark Magician Girl> gwaaaaa D:
[20:05] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, thinking Mana is a showgirl
[20:06] * Bat_Familiar plays in Mana's hair, squeaking
[20:08] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:08] <+Luna-P> y0 Suu *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:08] <Suu> Ooh, more stuff!
[20:09] <Matsumi Kaze> hi suu
[20:11] * Matsumi Kaze is enjoying her new earrings ^^
[20:17] * BelgianMaidStarcat sits, works on a drawing
[20:18] * Suu peruses the selection
[20:19] <Suu> What are you drawing?
[20:19] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, still in Mana's hair
[20:19] <BelgianMaidStarcat> New dress design.
[20:19] <Suu> Ooh.
[20:19] <Suu> May I see?
[20:21] <BelgianMaidStarcat> It's not really done enough.
[20:21] <BelgianMaidStarcat> I haven't finished drawing all of it.
[20:22] <Suu> oh, okay. When you're done though, can I see it?
[20:22] * Suu continues looking at the stuff for sale
[20:22] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Sure.
[20:22] <BelgianMaidStarcat> As long as you don't take my design and sell it to your company or anything.
[20:22] * Bat_Familiar flies off Mana's hair, and lands on a window, looking at the lamplight and recalling all the lights in Vegas
[20:23] <Suu> Would you mind if I offered constructive criticism?
[20:24] <Suu> because I'm sort of working on some stuff myself.
[20:24] * Bat_Familiar sits on the window still, curling up into a furball.
[20:24] <Suu> Princess K lets employees design some stuff.
[20:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ...
[20:24] <Suu> (( Is there going to be IS tonight? ))
[20:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( s[BLEEP]t i forgot ))
[20:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( the answer is no as i am frazzled a bit @_@ sry ))
[20:25] <Matsumi Kaze> (( it's ok ))
[20:25] <Suu> (( tis fine. ))
[20:26] * Suu pulls a very Sweet Loli looking notebook from her purse and opens it up to a few quick sketches she did of a dress
[20:26] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo neat
[20:26] <Suu> It's a little too "sweet" for what Lapin Angelique usually sells but maybe she'll give it a try.
[20:27] * Bat_Familiar looks outside and shivers, seeing Nero is in the bush, watching him
[20:27] * RedRoseDawn GLARES
[20:27] * Suu shows it to starcat
[20:27] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Looks nice.
[20:27] * Bat_Familiar squeaks, wanting to go to Vegas so badly
[20:27] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Lace or fabric ruffles?
[20:28] * RedRoseDawn stalks through the bushes, solid snake like
[20:29] <Suu> I think lace.
[20:29] <Suu> What do you think?
[20:29] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Sounds good. Good luck with getting it made!
[20:30] * Bat_Familiar flies out of the window, and drops a present in Nero's hair
[20:30] * Bat_Familiar flies like hell away from him.
[20:30] *** Bat_Familiar [inyourbra@gloompingyrboobs.honeynet] has left #suburbansenshi2 (squeak! :3)
[20:30] <Suu> Thankx.
[20:31] <Suu> hmm...something in green...
[20:31] <RedRoseDawn> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU BA[BLEEP]RD
[20:33] <BelgianMaidStarcat> What shade of gren?
[20:33] <BelgianMaidStarcat> *green
[20:41] * Matsumi Kaze sips some coke
[20:53] <Suu> Oh, for me. Not the dress. It'd be in pastel pink or yellow.
[20:53] * Suu is looking at the clothing
[20:53] <BelgianMaidStarcat> ah.
[20:54] * Suu sighs
[20:54] <Suu> its...
[20:54] <Suu> I want to find something that...makes me a little bigger up top.
[20:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> You'd be better off finding good foundation stuff first.
[20:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> But some styles are better.
[20:55] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Really, though -- don't worry about it. You're not done growing.
[20:57] <Suu> ...
[20:57] <Suu> I know...
[20:57] <Suu> It's awful when I have to change for gym and such.
[20:57] <Suu> even the girls that are younger than me are more developed...
[20:58] * Matsumi Kaze sips her drink
[20:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> If everyone grew at the same time life would be boring.
[20:59] <@Michael D> and all the biographies would be made on a copier.
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[20:59] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Michael D

[20:59] <+Luna-P> y0 @Michael D *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[21:00] <Matsumi Kaze> hi, mike!
[21:01] <@Michael D> yo
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> how goes it
[21:03] * Suu waves to Mike
[21:03] <Suu> Hey, um...
[21:03] <Suu> You're going to Disney World for your anniversary and Christmas, right?
[21:03] <@Michael D> yeah. We're leaving christmas day.
[21:09] <@Yaijinden> woooooooooo
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> hi, Yai
[21:11] * @Yaijinden waves frenetically
[21:14] * @Michael D is back
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> welcome back
[21:17] <Suu> Oh...
[21:17] <Suu> Well, um, in that case...
[21:17] <Suu> I was wondering if maybe you could do me a favor
[21:18] <@Michael D> hmm?
[21:24] <@Yaijinden> a faaavor
[21:29] <Suu> Can you bring me back a stuffed animal?
[21:29] <Suu> I can pay you back if you want...
[21:30] <@Michael D> don't worry about it, We'll get ya one. :)
[21:31] <@Michael D> (( wooo, putting finishing touches on christmas tree ))
[21:31] <Suu> Thanks!
[21:31] <Suu> (( I'm playing Devil May Cry right now ))
[21:32] <// J_Daito //>





[21:33] * // J_Daito // is away: there's the animal for you
[21:34] <Matsumi Kaze> hehe
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> scaweeee
[21:46] <@Yaijinden> That's about the best way to lose your job ever.
[21:51] <Suu> ...I'm actually not a real big Mickey Mouse fan.
[21:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I was scared of that sort of thing as a kid
[21:57] * Suu sighs.
[22:00] <Suu> I'm not doing anything big for Christmas...we're just going to go to church and have cake and presents.
[22:09] <Suu> I'll see everyone tomorrow, then.
[22:09] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I want to shine like the full moon)
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> seeya
[22:32] * Matsumi Kaze lays on the sofa
[22:56] <Matsumi Kaze> for some reason I have the urge to sing carols >>
[22:56] <Santa-chan> A wholly respectable pastime!
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> heh..
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> back in juinor high I was part of a carol group of my choir
[23:01] * Matsumi Kaze hums Silent Night to herself
[23:57] * @Darkness Kusanagi changes topic to `Gratuitous *sparkles* (no vampires this time!) in a fairy tale land! Join 2 Girls 1 Movie as we review ELLA ENCHANTED Monday night!`
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hmm
[23:58] <babelglyph> (( PLEASE TO BE NOTING that it is the movie and not the book that is horrible. ))
[23:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We don't review books that would be boring and take forever.
[23:59] <babelglyph> (( Would not, I can read a book in way less than a day ))
[00:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I can to but it has to be a good book
[00:01] <Matsumi Kaze> sounds interesting
[00:01] <babelglyph> (( my speed is indisciminatory ))
[00:33] * Matsumi Kaze opens a new ginger ale
[00:47] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe I shoud head home..
[00:49] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (back to home..nice night)
[01:13] <Santa-chan> This is what I want for Christmas.
[01:14] * Santa-chan is away: but who ever gives Santa anything? :/
[01:33] <Oronde> hmms
[03:07] * @Wolfwood hauls in a box of tools and parts
[03:07] * @Wolfwood gets to work while everyone is asleep
[04:03] * @Wolfwood is away: Good, now I can get something done about this.
[06:02] * @spiritflame looks at the topic
[06:03] <// J_Daito //> We weren't invited
[06:03] <@spiritflame> yes we were; it says "join" in it
[06:03] <// J_Daito //> So it does
[06:03] <// J_Daito //> Which unfortunate soul should we send to this affair
[06:04] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> @spiritflame rolls 1d22 [ 6 ]
[06:04] <@spiritflame> Kaioh Michiru
[06:04] <// J_Daito //> LOL
[06:04] <Mdm_Maestro> I refuse.
[06:05] <@spiritflame> refuse and be banned
[06:05] <Mdm_Maestro> :/
[06:05] <Mdm_Maestro> That is an abuse of power, dear.
[06:06] <@spiritflame> you never participate in things anyway; get started
[06:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph
[06:06] * Mdm_Maestro is away: fine.
[06:06] * // J_Daito // is away: this should be precious
[06:06] * @spiritflame is away: :3
[11:42] <Oronde> hmms
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[15:01] <+Luna-P> y0 *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[15:02] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: Cronicle Asher is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[15:02] *** Cronicle Asher has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:02] <+Luna-P> y0 Cronicle Asher *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[15:02] <Cronicle Asher> Hello
[15:03] <Cronicle Asher> Excuse me, is anyone here?
[15:04] <Cronicle Asher> Anyone?
[15:05] <Cronicle Asher> Guess not
[15:06] <Cronicle Asher> Looks like I'm all alone here.
[15:10] <Cronicle Asher> Tthis is so annoying, everytime I come here, no here!
[15:11] <Cronicle Asher> Sigh, I guess I'll try again later....
[15:11] <Cronicle Asher> quit
[15:12] *** Cronicle Asher [0] has quit IRC
[15:28] * Santa-chan looks at Cronicle Asher.
[15:28] *** Cronicle Asher is Cronicle Asher is a tall handsome redhaired man in his late 20s. He is dressed in an elaborate and ornate golden military officer's uniform.
His image Song is: .

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[16:00] <+Luna-P> y0 Adair *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[16:00] *** Adair [adair-hime@eden] has left #suburbansenshi2 (When will the killing begin? When will it end?)
[16:01] * @Wolfwood is back
[16:02] <@Wolfwood> Oh gawd.
[16:02] <@Wolfwood> Wednesday.
[16:02] <@Wolfwood> I'm fully booked.
[16:02] <@Wolfwood> D :
[16:02] * @Wolfwood has now entered panic mode
[16:03] <starcat!> There, there.
[16:03] * starcat! pats Wolf's head
[16:05] <@Wolfwood> My nerves are full-auto right now. I hope this goes well.
[16:06] <@Wolfwood> Please god no scramble calls...please god.
[16:06] <@Wolfwood> (( Oh, while you're on, I found something that may ither make you laugh or cry ))
[16:07] <@Wolfwood> [URL]
[16:12] * @Wolfwood is trying to think of just where the hell he's going to put all of you.
[16:12] <starcat!> (( faillink ))
[16:16] <@Wolfwood> (( Hello Kitty airsoft shotgun ))
[16:17] <starcat!> (( meh ))
[16:18] <@Wolfwood> Maybe my house? I can cook most of the stuff from the menu by myself...
[16:18] <@Wolfwood> hmm
[16:19] <starcat!> Or change the date.
[16:21] <@Wolfwood> Maybe.
[16:21] <@Wolfwood> i'll have to think on this
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[16:31] <+Luna-P> y0 Adair *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[16:32] <@Wolfwood> Heya.
[16:33] <Adair> hi
[16:32] <starcat!> yo.
[16:33] <Adair> Hello
[16:33] * Adair is presently forcing herself to be civil because the person she would LOVE to rip the heart out of isn't here right now
[16:34] <starcat!> And who might that be
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[16:35] <+Luna-P> y0 Matsumi Kaze *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[16:35] <Matsumi Kaze> ..hmm...
[16:36] * Matsumi Kaze sips her ginger ale...and waits
[16:36] <Adair> I really don't tell who my murderous plans are for :3
[16:36] * Matsumi Kaze just...smiles.....
[16:37] <@Wolfwood> Oh thats no fun.
[16:37] <starcat!> You should
[16:37] <starcat!> If you're going to mention them then we should know
[16:37] * Matsumi Kaze has a guess...
[16:37] * Adair grins "No I shouldn't. Because I don't intend to murder them. At least not yet."
[16:38] <@Wolfwood> Why rip the heart out? Why not drop a twelve thousand pound bomb on them? My schedual is open.
[16:38] <Matsumi Kaze> trust me, wolf...
[16:38] <Adair> But I'm going to keep it out of here and go murder some Am Fah in Guild Wars :3
[16:38] <Matsumi Kaze> if it's who I think it is...
[16:38] *** Adair [adair-hime@eden] has left #suburbansenshi2 (MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[16:38] <Matsumi Kaze> you will be refraine...
[16:38] <Matsumi Kaze> *best
[16:39] * @Wolfwood shrugs
[16:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> wtf was that.
[16:38] <starcat!> that was a waste of time.
[16:39] <Matsumi Kaze> yes...
[16:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Did she walk in attempt to be ominous and walk out.
[16:39] <@Wolfwood> Whatever. Just trying to make a buck.
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[16:39] <+Luna-P> y0 Rémi *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[16:39] <@Wolfwood> I think so Dee.
[16:39] <Rémi> Hello :3
[16:39] <Matsumi Kaze> ...and again..if I'm correct..something that I will be very unhappy about
[16:39] <Rémi> And no, I have no idea what my twin is up to.
[16:39] <@Wolfwood> *D
[16:39] <starcat!> Key word: attempt
[16:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> we didn't ask.
[16:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And you're hurting the metafiction.
[16:40] * @Darkness Kusanagi gives metafiction a bandaid.
[16:40] <Rémi> XD
[16:40] <Rémi> I don't think my twin will do anything Matsumi
[16:40] <starcat!> You're hurting the fourth wall.
[16:40] * Matsumi Kaze sips her ginger ale slowly
[16:40] <Rémi> I think she'll just go on a rampage slashing pillows to bits
[16:40] * starcat! gives the fourth wall some ice cream and chick flicks.
[16:40] * Rémi kicks the fourth wall
[16:40] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I pray for her safety she doesn't
[16:40] * Matsumi Kaze gives the fourth wall a ginger ale
[16:40] <starcat!> If she's not going to do anything then why say anything in the first place
[16:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ginger ale solves everything
[16:41] <@Wolfwood> Don't abuse our fourth wall Remi.
[16:41] * The fourth wall falls on Remi.
[16:41] <starcat!> ...Why the F[BLEEP]K did you just do that, you insensitive clod?!
[16:41] <Rémi> ><
[16:41] <Rémi> Ouch
[16:41] <@Wolfwood> The hell did it ever do to you.
[16:41] <starcat!> WTF?!
[16:41] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[16:41] <starcat!> I mean, come ON. That was just uncalled for.
[16:42] * @Wolfwood gazes into the abyss behind the fourth wall
[16:42] *** *waves*
[16:42] * starcat! pulls the wall up and tapes it in place
[16:42] <Matsumi Kaze> are you the SOURCE?
[16:42] <starcat!> stop that D:<
[16:42] <@Wolfwood> OH GOD.
[16:42] <@Wolfwood> IT'S FULL OF NERDS.
[16:42] <starcat!> you'll encourage hir to be a jerk D:<
[16:43] <Matsumi Kaze> we need some 2001 music
[16:43] <Rémi> O_o
[16:43] <@Wolfwood> Yay someone got the joke.
[16:43] * Matsumi Kaze goes out the door..and returns with a Monolth!
[16:43] <Rémi> Whatever. OH CRAP I'M LATE ><
[16:43] *** Rémi has left #suburbansenshi2
[16:43] * Matsumi Kaze puts the Monolth in the middle of the room
[16:44] <Matsumi Kaze> it's from the moooon
[16:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> He just walked in broke the fourth wall and left D:<
[16:44] <@Wolfwood> Want me to...um...
[16:44] <@Wolfwood> "Take care of it"?
[16:44] <starcat!> He's as much of a d[BLEEP]k as his sister D:<
[16:45] * @Wolfwood dangles his finger above the button
[16:45] * Matsumi Kaze offers Shaldra a ginger ale
[16:45] * @Darkness Kusanagi accepts; drinks.
[16:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Those two remind me of someone though. Someone annoying.
[16:45] <Matsumi Kaze> hmmm
[16:45] <starcat!> mmm. Reminding huh.
[16:46] <starcat!> I'd ask who but then I'm sure you, too, would go "HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and just depart.
[16:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Not my style.
[16:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I don't bring up stuff without the willingness to explain.
[16:47] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't get people who try and be "mysterious"
[16:48] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that's not mysterious that's annoying D:<
[16:48] <Matsumi Kaze> true
[16:48] <starcat!> I understand them perfectly...but I can't tell you why.
[16:48] <Matsumi Kaze> it's like....
[16:48] * starcat! dons a cape that billows in the wind and looks off into the distance moodily
[16:49] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm going to do something big..but not going to tell you what!
[16:49] <@Wolfwood> Oh hey cool the first three episodes of the Negima?! dub are up.
[16:49] <Matsumi Kaze> or maybe that's not it
[16:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> nooooo neechan not you too!
[16:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh hell the dub.
[16:49] <Matsumi Kaze> show any good, wolf?
[16:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is it good at least.
[16:49] * Matsumi Kaze just can't get into the Negima series for some weird reason
[16:49] <@Wolfwood> It's...well...decent.
[16:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> is it better than Negima! ?
[16:49] <starcat!> I'm sorry, neesan...no, Shaldra.
[16:50] <@Wolfwood> Ish.
[16:50] <starcat!> I just...have to...
[16:50] <@Wolfwood> A bit.
[16:50] * starcat! sighs mournfully and wraps her cape around herself
[16:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> good enough for me.
[16:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No, neechan, don't!
[16:50] * starcat! is away: *flees giggling madly*
[16:50] <@Wolfwood> They need to stop makeing Ken Akamatsu's work into anime.
[16:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[16:51] <Matsumi Kaze> TO BE CONTINUED???
[16:51] * @Darkness Kusanagi drops to her knees
[16:52] <Matsumi Kaze> brought to you by Ban***..
[16:53] <@Wolfwood> I still want my subtitled live action Negima for s[BLEEP]ts and lols
[16:53] <Matsumi Kaze> what is the LA like?
[16:54] <@Wolfwood> Just about as bad as Pretty Guardian was.
[16:54] <Matsumi Kaze> ......ouch
[16:54] <@Wolfwood> It's one of those things you only watch if you're a huge fan.
[16:54] * Matsumi Kaze tried watching PGSM finally..saw the first episode and gave up
[16:56] <Matsumi Kaze> anime..doesn't translate well to live action I notice...most of the time
[16:57] <BelgianMaidStarcat> waffletime. :D
[16:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> neechan's delicious waffles!
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> you bet! ^__~
[16:58] <Matsumi Kaze> god that sounds good
[16:58] <BelgianMaidStarcat> No actually today it's pancakes.
[16:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Still good!
[16:59] <Matsumi Kaze> GREAT!
[16:59] <Matsumi Kaze> I love pancakes
[16:59] <Matsumi Kaze> when I was a kid..my dad would make micky mouse pancakes for me :)
[17:00] <BelgianMaidStarcat> :D
[17:00] * BelgianMaidStarcat heats up a skillet and makes the batter :3
[17:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> need any help, neechan?
[17:01] <Matsumi Kaze> mind if I just sit back and watch...I don't trust myself around that sort of thing
[17:01] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Nah, pancakes are easy.
[17:01] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Just get out whatever toppings you want and then they
[17:02] * @Darkness Kusanagi nodsnods and kicks back :3
[17:02] <BelgianMaidStarcat> they'll be ready shortly.
[17:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> maple syrup eh X3
[17:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ^_^
[17:03] <BelgianMaidStarcat> And the processed stuff, yeah.
[17:03] <BelgianMaidStarcat> That cabinet over there.
[17:03] <@Wolfwood> narm
[17:03] * BelgianMaidStarcat points with her spatula, then gets started on delicious pancakes :3
[17:03] <Matsumi Kaze> do you ever have it with the fruit syrup?
[17:04] <Matsumi Kaze> (( this makes me so hungry >> darn you college ))
[17:04] * @Darkness Kusanagi hops up and snags delicious maple syrup X3
[17:04] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Sometimes. I don't know what we've got.
[17:05] <@Wolfwood> I've never had them with fruit anything in them.
[17:04] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( I'm hungry too don't worry ._. ))
[17:05] * Matsumi Kaze gets some strawberries in syrup
[17:04] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( I want pancakes sooo badly... XD;;; ))
[17:05] <Matsumi Kaze> (( XD ))
[17:05] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I found out my dorm DOES have a pan....I found this out...just this week which is my last week ))
[17:07] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( aww D: ))
[17:07] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Then I'll make some blueberry pancakes too.
[17:07] * BelgianMaidStarcat scoops out some batter and mixes in some blueberries real quick :D
[17:07] <@Wolfwood> Negi introduces 3-A as they preform the OP live
[17:07] * BelgianMaidStarcat puts the first pancakes on teh plate :3
[17:09] <Matsumi Kaze> yay!
[17:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> paaaaaancakes X3
[17:09] <BelgianMaidStarcat> whoever wants them can have them
[17:09] * BelgianMaidStarcat keeps making more
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> ever made buckwheat kind?
[17:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> buckwheat just makes me want soba.
[17:10] * @Darkness Kusanagi slips over and obtains pancakes X3
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo that sounds so good
[17:10] * @Wolfwood too gets the pancakes
[17:11] * @Darkness Kusanagi adds maple syrup and oms X3
[17:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oishii, neechan~!
[17:11] * Matsumi Kaze puts strawberries on hers and eats happily!
[17:12] <@Wolfwood> God these are soo good.
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ^__^
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> yum!!!
[17:13] * BelgianMaidStarcat makes blueberry pancakes for the last set :3
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> I once had pancakes with strawberries and whipcream on them..
[17:13] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Nothing like breakfast food outside of breakfast time. :D
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> but it was a little too rich
[17:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'd eat neechan's pancakes any time X3
[17:14] <@Wolfwood> I agree.
[17:15] <Matsumi Kaze> do we have any milk?
[17:16] <@Wolfwood> ugh milk.
[17:15] * BelgianMaidStarcat checks the frige
[17:16] <@Wolfwood> I cannot drink the stuff.
[17:15] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Yep. :3
[17:16] <Matsumi Kaze> oh good!
[17:16] <Matsumi Kaze> mind if I get a glass?
[17:16] * @Darkness Kusanagi licks syrup off her fingers.
[17:16] * BelgianMaidStarcat plates her own blueberry pancakes and adds syrup and noms happily X3
[17:18] * Matsumi Kaze gets herself a glass of milk and sits down, eating
[17:19] <@Wolfwood> Good call starcat.
[17:19] <BelgianMaidStarcat> :D
[17:20] <Matsumi Kaze> great job!
[17:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> good as always~ X3
[17:22] <Matsumi Kaze> makes me want to eat more breakfest foods
[17:22] * BelgianMaidStarcat gives a thumbs-up and starts cleaning the dishes :3
[17:23] <@Wolfwood> Want some help?
[17:23] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I honestly never eat breakfest ))
[17:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (( I don't often, never have time :/ ))
[17:24] <Matsumi Kaze> (( same...my first class is pretty early in the morning ))
[17:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> s'not too much but thanks :3
[17:24] <@Wolfwood> Ok.
[17:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( I only eat it on the weekends when I can get brunch. ))
[17:24] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( I don't like to get up early; I'd rather spend the time before class actually waking up than rushing to get dressed and run out for noms :/ ))
[17:25] <@Wolfwood> (( breakfest for me usually involves BK coffee ))
[17:25] * Matsumi Kaze finishes her meal ^^
[17:25] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I usually snack before classes..like a granola bar ))
[17:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (( I've been working really early so I just down a protein shake and go ))
[17:26] <Matsumi Kaze> (( speaking of which..better grab dinner...in the -2 below weather >_> ))
[17:26] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( I have tea, if anyhting. <_<; ))
[17:26] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( and usually nothing. ))
[17:26] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( poor Matsumi :< ))
[17:26] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( it's only 35-ish here :D ))
[17:27] <Matsumi Kaze> (( darn you XD ))
[17:26] <BelgianMaidStarcat> (( it was SEVENTY yesterday and Saturday ))
[17:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (( canada is scaring me, we're still above 0 o_o ))
[17:27] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (((ahh..Wisconsian....)))
[17:27] * @Wolfwood is listening to: Sting - Russians.mp3 [128 kbps]
[17:28] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: I gotta cook @_@
[17:29] * BelgianMaidStarcat flops on the sofa X3
[17:31] <@Wolfwood> I should go, I have to decorate.
[17:32] <BelgianMaidStarcat> off you go then~
[17:32] *** @Wolfwood [Aces_High@Highroad.rr.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles ~Sun Tzu~)
[17:52] <@Xadium> So you know what's funny
[17:52] <@Xadium> IO'll tell you what's funny
[17:52] <@Xadium> Cafepress.
[17:52] <@Xadium> They have the right to remove content that infringes trademarks.
[17:52] <@Xadium> So... you would think, logically, if they wanted to, they could remove my minako mousepad.
[17:53] <@Xadium> Yet... the only item they've chosen to remove is the Shaldra one.
[17:53] <@Xadium> No offense to Shal but there's no way Star Ocean is more visible that Sailormoon
[17:54] <@Xadium> And there's no way that even then General Marianna would be an obvious target.
[17:54] <@Xadium> There is something rotten in the state of Denmark.
[17:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[17:55] * @Darkness Kusanagi breaks down laughing.
[17:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh I'm targeted this is delightful.
[17:55] <@Xadium> Of course it doesn't matter to me, since I can get that apron made any number of ways.
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[17:55] <+Luna-P> y0 Matsumi Kaze *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[17:55] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm back
[17:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm giggling like a madman~
[17:56] <@Xadium> It just betrays a single-minded focus of vision to not be smart enough to go after other targets in the store.
[17:56] <@Xadium> That's just sloppy thinking.
[17:56] <@Xadium> Sloppy, wolly thinking.
[17:56] <@Xadium> It tips one's hand so nicely.
[17:57] * @Darkness Kusanagi pokes X-chan.
[17:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oi, wanna visit the shrine tonight?
[17:57] <@Xadium> yesh
[17:57] * @Xadium is away 
[17:58] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: whee!
[18:00] <Matsumi Kaze> bye
[18:01] * Matsumi Kaze sits on the Q sofa
[18:08] <Matsumi Kaze> quiet
[18:08] * Matsumi Kaze decides to make some Hot Cocoa
[18:10] <Matsumi Kaze> nothing like cocoa on a cold day
[18:19] * Matsumi Kaze sits down with her cocoa ^^
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[18:34] <+Luna-P> y0 Candy *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[18:34] <Candy> (( yo X I need to talk to you about something could you get on the messanger? ))
[18:35] <@Shinji Ikari> I have a question that begs asking: When exactly does the movie start tonight?
[18:35] <@Shinji Ikari> Also, hello.
[18:35] <Candy> hi hi
[18:36] * Candy sits down.
[18:36] <BelgianMaidStarcat> :D
[18:36] <BelgianMaidStarcat> I don't know.
[18:36] <BelgianMaidStarcat> I'd guess in an hour or two?
[18:37] <@Shinji Ikari> Hmm.
[18:37] <@Shinji Ikari> If it starts at seven, I won't be around. The last episode of Terminator for this year comes on then.
[18:39] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Seven for you would be 19:00 here yes
[18:39] <BelgianMaidStarcat> And the episode is one hour, yes
[18:40] <@Shinji Ikari> No seven for me would be 20:00 here.
[18:42] <BelgianMaidStarcat> Damn, I got hopeful
[18:42] <Matsumi Kaze> hi, shinji
[18:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Hi Mats.
[18:42] <@Shinji Ikari> Also I got some news on the Twilight front.
[18:42] <@Shinji Ikari> The director's been fired.
[18:42] <BelgianMaidStarcat> all right shall we start at 21:00 then so you can "enjoy"?
[18:43] <Matsumi Kaze> oh?
[18:43] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[18:43] <Matsumi Kaze> (( ..I recently found out my sister went to see Twilight...and apperently she loves it... ))
[18:43] <@Shinji Ikari> If you start it at 21:00, I'll be here. Not with popcorn so don't expect popcorn!
[18:43] <@Shinji Ikari> As for the replacement director...
[18:43] <@Shinji Ikari> Chris Weitz.
[18:44] <Matsumi Kaze> sounds familer...
[18:44] <@Shinji Ikari> The director of American Pie, About a Boy, and the film version of The Golden Compass.
[18:44] <@Shinji Ikari> In other words, no improvement there!
[18:44] <Matsumi Kaze> XD
[18:45] <starcat!> you make me lol ♡
[18:45] <Matsumi Kaze> I would ask you a comic book question, shinji..but I forgot what it was..
[18:46] <@Shinji Ikari> Also it seems that the Indian Pedo Wolfboy?
[18:46] <@Shinji Ikari> The boy who played him in the first film probably isn't returning.
[18:46] <@Shinji Ikari> Due to the producers judging the boy as 'Not Good Enough' for the role.
[18:48] <starcat!> ...more like the role isn't good enough
[18:48] <Matsumi Kaze> XD
[18:52] <Bucket Mouse> (( starcat, check your Hello Kitty mail ))
[18:54] <starcat!> (( hai hai ))
[18:55] <starcat!> (( Charmmy Kitty header x3 ))
[18:58] <starcat!> (( oh, the client is updated? ))
[18:59] <Bucket Mouse> (( yeah we can download it tonight at 10 EST ))
[19:01] <starcat!> (( looks cool :D ))
[19:25] * Candy wiggles
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[20:00] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Xadium

[20:00] <+Luna-P> y0 @Xadium *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:00] * @Xadium is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
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[20:01] <+Luna-P> y0 Bat_Familiar *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:02] * Bat_Familiar squeaks and sits on a window still
[20:02] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:02] <+Luna-P> y0 Suu *** It's Shaldra Week!!
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[20:03] <+Luna-P> y0 Nokoru *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:03] * Suu and Nokoru walk towards the house
[20:03] <Suu> Um...I wanted to show you something.
[20:03] <Nokoru> What?
[20:03] * Suu indicates the mistletoe.
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[20:03] <+Luna-P> y0 starcat *** It's Shaldra Week!!
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[20:03] <+Luna-P> y0 starcat! *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:03] <Nokoru> Oh. ♡
[20:03] *** starcat!! [princess@anothercastle.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:03] <+Luna-P> y0 starcat!! *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:03] <Suu> Well?
[20:03] * Bat_Familiar takes his leave, squeaking.
[20:04] * Suu and Nokoru kiss under the mistletoe
[20:04] * Bat_Familiar flies out of the window
[20:04] *** Bat_Familiar [inyourbra@gloompingyrboobs.honeynet] has left #suburbansenshi2
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[20:04] <+Luna-P> y0 writerstarcat *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:04] <writerstarcat> Right right enough joining >_>;
[20:04] * writerstarcat is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[20:04] * @Michael D is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[20:05] * Suu and Nokoru continue kissing...
[20:05] <psYchO_saKi> Aww Romance
[20:05] <Suu> !!!
[20:05] * psYchO_saKi fires a shot into the air
[20:05] <Nokoru> ?!!
[20:05] <psYchO_saKi> Kids. Scram.
[20:05] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: writerstarcat is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[20:05] * throws pinecones
[20:05] <psYchO_saKi> Srs business coming
[20:05] <psYchO_saKi> Neck later
[20:05] <@Michael D> We has official buisness
[20:05] <Suu> Aww...all right.
[20:05] <Suu> Come on...let's go ice skate.
[20:06] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I want to shine like the full moon)
[20:06] * psYchO_saKi is the Baliff of SS
[20:06] *** Nokoru [PotatoMountainKnight@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Hark! Is that a damsel in distress?)
[20:06] * @Michael D is wearing the stylish @ hat tonight
[20:06] * psYchO_saKi is away: leaving it to the @s
[20:06] <@Xadium> Okay.
[20:06] <@Xadium> Well
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[20:06] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @MidnightRONIN

[20:06] <+Luna-P> y0 @MidnightRONIN *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[20:07] <@Xadium> Today has been rather interesting, for a number of reasons, but there is only one I want to go intio right now.
[20:07] <@MidnightR0NiN> my week certainly is eventful
[20:07] <@Xadium> I was reading rantbox today.
[20:07] <@Michael D> it's only monday though
[20:07] <@Xadium> And I noticed something interesting, that I did not take much note of at the time.
[20:07] <@Michael D> WEEKS JUST BEGAN
[20:08] <@Xadium> let me find it.
[20:08] * Bucket Mouse is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[20:08] <@Xadium> [16:23] <Adair> I hate to say this since the person I'm talking about is the girlfriend of a good friend [16:24] <Adair> BUT THIS GIRL SCREWED UP MY WHOLE RELATIONSHIP WITH A FRIEND WHICH WAS ALREADY ON THE ROCKS [16:24] <Adair> It happened like in november [16:24] <Adair> but I AM STILL F[[BLEEP]]KING PISSED [16:24] <Adair> SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS [16:24] <Adair> But you know what [16:24] <Adair> I'll just kill her with f[[BLEEP]]king kindness next time we meet [16:24] <Adair> Which I'm sure we will
[20:08] <@Xadium> Now
[20:09] <@MidnightR0NiN> First point: we know that is you, Kakyuu.
[20:09] <@Xadium> I didn't think of it much at the time, as I said.
[20:09] <@Xadium> Thank you shaldra :P
[20:09] <@Xadium> Yes.
[20:09] <@Xadium> It's Kakyuu
[20:09] <@Xadium> and as I came to find out, she was referring to Candy.
[20:09] <writerstarcat> Adair's been acting like we had no idea it's a pertinent point
[20:10] <@Xadium> I came to find this out because Candy same to me with information which I have no reason to doubt
[20:10] <@Xadium> ^came
[20:10] <@Xadium> wherein Kakyuu basically, in no uncertain terms, threatened her with physical violence.
[20:10] <@Xadium> Kakyuu and Candy are in geographical proximity to each other, so this is no idle thing.
[20:11] <@Xadium> As we all know from the time when Matt was banned, I don't take this s[BLEEP]t lightky
[20:12] <@Xadium> I will not tolerate this behaviour.
[20:13] <@Xadium> I've consulted with a majority of the OPs.
[20:13] <@Michael D> Threatening to beat people IRL is srs buisness
[20:13] * @Michael D nods
[20:13] <@Xadium> Kakyuu is banned henceforth.
[20:14] <@Xadium> I won't have users threatening other users.
[20:15] <@Xadium> I'm sure some of you will find this distressing, much as when Matt was banned.
[20:16] <@Xadium> If you want to talk about it, feel free, but I'm not going to let some feud from god knows where spill over into SS.
[20:16] <@Xadium> Ironically when I banned Matt it was partially to protect Kakyuu.
[20:16] <@Xadium> You would think she would have learned from that example.
[20:17] <@Xadium> That's really all I have to say.
[20:17] <@MidnightR0NiN> I have an inappropriate song but I'll do that later.
[20:19] <writerstarcat> Coming soon at 21:00
[20:19] <writerstarcat> Later...AFTER 2GIRLS1MOVIE!
[20:19] <@MidnightR0NiN> indeed.
[20:20] * Candy is around reading
[20:20] <@Michael D> oh wait, that is tonight?
[20:20] <@Michael D> i dl'ed the movie, i didn't relise it was THIS monday XD
[20:20] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on Salamon
[20:21] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on Cosette
[20:21] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on FM Serbius
[20:21] <writerstarcat> It's Monday.
[20:21] <writerstarcat> Yes.
[20:21] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on Rémi
[20:21] <@MidnightR0NiN> oh this'll take a while
[20:22] <@spiritflame> shut up
[20:22] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on Kurisutaru
[20:22] <@MidnightR0NiN> a long while.
[20:22] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on Crimson Butterfly (EoC)
[20:22] <writerstarcat> Can you do it in #ss3 by any chance?
[20:22] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on GJ Trajan
[20:22] <@spiritflame> :/
[20:22] * @spiritflame stalks off
[20:23] * @spiritflame is away: ..|..
[20:23] <The Ronin> HEY MIKE WE AUTO-WIN IN INDI'S GAME
[20:23] <@Michael D> HAHA, F[BLEEP]K YEAH
[20:24] <@Michael D> default victories FTW!
[20:24] <@Mango-chan> lol
[20:24] <@Mango-chan> you guys autowon awhile ago
[20:24] <The Ronin> You missed it Mango!
[20:24] <The Ronin> Why did you miss it!
[20:24] <writerstarcat> What game?
[20:24] * Candy trying to get tomorrows comic done before the movie ><
[20:24] <writerstarcat> The game I just lost?
[20:25] <The Ronin> Nah there was an arc that was Solarchos and Kakyuu v. me Mike and rei.bot
[20:25] <The Ronin> the arc never finished
[20:25] <The Ronin> but the other team is gone :3
[20:25] <writerstarcat> candy if you're close to being done we can hold off on the movie a bit for you :)
[20:26] <writerstarcat> I see.
[20:26] <writerstarcat> ...win by default
[20:26] <@Mango-chan> I got a shiny A on my portfolio
[20:26] <writerstarcat> congrats :D
[20:27] <@Mango-chan> :D
[20:28] <Candy> awesome Mango!
[20:29] <writerstarcat> Also!
[20:29] <writerstarcat> fairy tale arc ppl you has emailz
[20:33] * @Michael D is back
[20:33] * @spiritflame is back
[20:33] * @spiritflame sighs, that was a long list
[20:34] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Did you clutter up my box D:<
[20:34] * @Diamond Dice Darkness has a hand full of threads and her scissors.
[20:35] <@spiritflame> yes
[20:35] <@spiritflame> deal
[20:35] * @Diamond Dice Darkness grumbles and takes her scissors to the threads.
[20:36] <Candy> ><
[20:38] * @Michael D is back
[20:38] <@Michael D> do not feel bad
[20:38] <@Michael D> it was destined
[20:39] <BelgianMaidStarcat> so was something else. ;3
[20:39] <BelgianMaidStarcat> something...sexy. ;3
[20:41] <Candy> :P and what is that mean?
[20:44] <BelgianMaidStarcat> I have no idea actually.
[20:46] * starcat is trying every connection in the house
[20:46] <starcat> freaking stupid internet.
[20:50] <starcat!> test agaaain
[20:52] <Candy> Mine randomly just comes and goes as it pleases
[20:53] * @Darkness Kusanagi eyes the movie wearily.
[20:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan, do we really want to do this again.
[20:53] <starcat> I think it should be okay for the most part.
[20:53] <@spiritflame> warily
[20:53] <starcat> So, here comes random intro crap!
[20:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no no wearily. I assure you I was right.
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's been a long night.
[20:54] <@spiritflame> ah so
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Tonight's movie is Ella Enchanted!
[20:54] <@Michael D> god, Movie f[BLEEP]king sign people
[20:54] <starcat> Yes. It's honestly not as terrible as other movies.
[20:54] <starcat> But I only saw it once on TV.
[20:54] <starcat> Because I was too horrified by gratuitous sparkles to pay for it.
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya I always saw it on TV
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's really, really sparkly.
[20:54] <starcat> Also, it has Anne Hathaway in it.
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> There's no vampires though.
[20:54] <starcat> You will quickly learn that I haet Anne Hathaway.
[20:55] <starcat> She's cuuuursed.
[20:55] <starcat> More cursed than Ella in the movie.
[20:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I have never seen this.
[20:55] <@Michael D> But...sparkly vampires ... D:
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh, be ready for musical numbers.
[20:55] <@Michael D> I'll never be sane again after that
[20:55] <Mdm_Maestro> ...:/
[20:55] <starcat> You should watch it.
[20:56] <Mdm_Maestro> I despise random dancing.
[20:56] <Mdm_Maestro>


[20:56] <starcat> Oh yeah, it IS a Disney kid's movie, so there are musical numbers.
[20:56] <starcat> And they're not all half bad.
[20:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wait you lost our intro!
[20:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> D:<
[20:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan they're making us do the intro again.
[20:56] <starcat> Granted they're usually at least 3/4ths bad but some of them cut it down
[20:56] <@Michael D> DO IT AGAIN PEOPLE
[20:56] <Mdm_Maestro> It is just a marker.
[20:56] <starcat> the intro can be added again?
[20:56] <Mdm_Maestro> Scrolling back is an option, you know.
[20:56] <@Michael D> THE RED DOTTED LINE COMMANDS IT
[20:56] <starcat> boo
[20:57] <starcat> Okay so let's get on with it.
[20:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm neesan! This is neechan, we're going to review Ella Enchanted tonight! It's sparkly.
[20:57] <@Michael D> I am apparently the token male tonight
[20:57] <starcat> (alternately: let's get it on~)
[20:57] <starcat> (but that's a different kind of movie)
[20:58] <Mdm_Maestro> And I am the elegant victim of this conspiracy, Kaioh Michiru.
[20:58] * @Michael D wears a name tag reading "Hello My Name is: ...Mike Nelson"
[20:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Our special guests tonight are Mike and Michiru from Suburban Senshi!
[20:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And there will probably be a few more joining as we go. A Shinji, mainly.
[20:58] <starcat> I picked this movie because it also has sparkles, like Twi-- The Movie That Shall Not Be Named.
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> I have neevr really found myself fond of children's "entertainment."
[20:59] <@Michael D> What the hell, is it like Voldemort now?
[20:59] <starcat> Oh yes, I forgot about the Shinji, I think perhaps we should wait for him?
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> So you picked it because it was shiny, dear?
[20:59] <starcat> Also I have to make some food. I can't do sparkles on an empty stomach.
[20:59] * Candy giggles
[20:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I guess we could. Pause the recording.
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka has to eat bedofre making sprakles as well.
[20:59] <@Michael D> EDITOR, CUT
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> She usually enlists the aid of a match.
[21:00] <@Michael D> I make sparkles in my sleep
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> And the smell afterwards is quite pungent.
[21:00] <@Michael D> hell to get out of the sheets, thats for sure
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Sometimes she even lights herself on fire.
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> O ho ho ho ho ho ho~
[21:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Why are we reviewing the movie with you two again.
[21:00] * Mdm_Maestro covers her mouth with a fan elegantly
[21:00] <starcat> I don't MAKE sparkles. I just watch them.
[21:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Because I was the only one deemed worthy enough to take part in this experiment, dear.
[21:01] <@Shinji Ikari> I AM HERE
[21:01] <starcat> I dunno. Neesan let's go somewhere private to watch the movie together! ♡
[21:01] <@Michael D> Because you need someone to say the bats[BLEEP]t and disgusting things
[21:01] <@Michael D> JUST LIKE MY MAN SHINJI HERE
[21:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh neechan, let's give the fans horrible thoughts~ ♡
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, the thoughts are indeed horrible.
[21:02] <@Michael D> Naughty Sister Yuri~
[21:02] <starcat> horrible? I think they'd be quite enjoyable myself~ ♡
[21:02] <@Shinji Ikari> I got a perfect film for the next installment of this.
[21:02] <@Michael D> Our ratings will skyrocket with the shut in otaku crowd now.
[21:02] <Bucket Mouse> ORLY?
[21:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> my my, I didn't expect that of you~ ♡
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> nothing is worse than amateur erotica.
[21:02] <starcat> And what film is that?
[21:03] <Bucket Mouse> Shinji, enlighten us.
[21:03] <@Shinji Ikari> What about a film by Frank Miller?
[21:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's why I don't watch Michiru's stuff.
[21:03] <@Shinji Ikari> THE SPIRIT
[21:03] <Mdm_Maestro> O ho ho, a nice try, dear.
[21:03] <@Michael D> oh god, The Spirit
[21:03] <Mdm_Maestro> Better luck next lifetime.
[21:03] <@Shinji Ikari> Once a torrent pops up for it we should do it.
[21:03] <starcat> Find a way to make it into a chick flick and we will watch it
[21:03] <Bucket Mouse> I have a suggestion too, if I may?
[21:03] <starcat> Also my soup is ready so as soon as I go grab it we can start!
[21:04] <Bucket Mouse> Advent Children.
[21:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan we need an email so people can send requests.
[21:04] <@Michael D> Advent Children, God if i had to sit through that you might get to hear the worst swearing out of me to date
[21:04] <@Shinji Ikari> We shouldn't limit it to chick flicks alone.
[21:04] <@Shinji Ikari> It should be all types.
[21:04] <@Shinji Ikari> Also Advent Children is a great idea.
[21:04] <starcat> I'll make us one real quick
[21:05] <@Shinji Ikari> It's the film that utterly derailed Final Fantasy VII.
[21:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 2girls1movie@whatever.com!
[21:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then people can send us stuff and we can remember it
[21:06] <Bucket Mouse> Every so often a friend of mine loses their Advent Children cherry, and they think it's the best thing since sliced bread.
[21:06] <Bucket Mouse> Then they watch it again.
[21:06] <@Michael D> oh god, if we stick to chick flics, we need to hit ALL The classic s[BLEEP]t
[21:06] *** Cronicle Asher has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:06] <+Luna-P> y0 Cronicle Asher *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[21:06] <Bucket Mouse> It sorta loses its luster.
[21:06] <starcat> nope, gonna have to be twogirlsonemovie@gmail.com
[21:06] <@Shinji Ikari> You friends have terrible tastes and they should feel terrible.
[21:06] <@Michael D> That means we'd have to sit through s[BLEEP]t like "Beaches"
[21:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh neechan and I have plans :3
[21:06] <starcat> 2girls1movie was taken :/
[21:06] <starcat> NO THE CLASSICS ARE GOOD D:<
[21:06] * Bucket Mouse sends her request~
[21:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> make a joint password so we can check things
[21:07] <Candy> heh
[21:08] <starcat> Anyways.
[21:08] <starcat> Shall we begin soon?
[21:08] <@Michael D> the perfect Aprils fools thing, is we review a GOOD movie.
[21:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Everyone load the movie up!
[21:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Hey hey who's the Two Girls.
[21:08] <Mdm_Maestro> I am ready,
[21:09] <@Michael D> I can be constructive too ya know.
[21:08] <starcat> Also the NEXT movie is already set in stone, FYI.
[21:09] <starcat> But we'll announce it afterwards so as not to spoil this one.
[21:09] <Bucket Mouse> Ah.
[21:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> :3
[21:09] * Bucket Mouse is away: Have fun guys
[21:09] <starcat> 2G1M*
[21:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is everyone up and running?
[21:09] <starcat> *and some other people who don't count
[21:10] * Bucket Mouse is away: Have fun guys
[21:10] <starcat> I'm ready
[21:10] <Cronicle Asher> Um, excuse me... I'm bit new here and I'm not sure whats going on.
[21:10] <Bucket Mouse> (( we're having an event right now... ))
[21:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm neesan, this is neechan, we're the two girls! The one movie is Ella Enchanted. And these are the others who don't count. Let's review this sucker!
[21:10] <starcat> You picked a bad time to be new here!
[21:10] <starcat> We're about to watch a movie that we all downloaded separately!
[21:11] <Bucket Mouse> (( *Points down towards the Meebo box* ))
[21:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Be polite, starcat :P
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 5!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 4!
[21:11] <Mdm_Maestro> But yes, her explanation is correct.
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 3!
[21:11] <starcat> It's not impolite, it's the TRUTH :/
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 2!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 1!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> GOOOOOOOO~!
[21:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 1 hour 36 minutes, will this be torture?
[21:12] <@Michael D> oh god, sweeping castle shots
[21:12] <starcat> hey look it's miramax
[21:12] <starcat> That Doesn't Mean It's Good.
[21:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They're rhyming.
[21:12] <starcat> Also I don't have sound.
[21:12] <@Shinji Ikari> ....
[21:12] <Mdm_Maestro> Ido.
[21:12] <Mdm_Maestro> You're not missing much.
[21:12] <@Michael D> FRELL
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I do, maybe turn up the volume?
[21:13] <@Shinji Ikari> When you start playing "Strange Magic", that's when I run the f[BLEEP]k out
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "There's good guys, and bad guys, and some guys in between."
[21:13] <starcat> Volume's up.
[21:13] <@Michael D> This movie to bright for it's own good
[21:13] <Mdm_Maestro> This Rhyming is harming me.
[21:13] <starcat> Can we pause so I can try to make the sound work?
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god they gave the narrator a character.
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> pause everyone!
[21:13] * Mdm_Maestro pasuses at 1:44
[21:13] <@Michael D> That only worked in Rudolph
[21:13] <Cronicle Asher> Um, what are you doing again?
[21:13] * starcat pauses at 1:40
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> We are watching a movie
[21:14] <@Michael D> Berl FTW
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> on our computers
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> and commenting on it here.
[21:14] <@Michael D> 1:45 stop here
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> In realtime.
[21:14] * @Darkness Kusanagi oms choco orange
[21:14] <starcat> Ahhh there we go :D
[21:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Does that make it clearer for you, dear?
[21:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OKAY EVERYONE
[21:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 3
[21:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 2
[21:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 1
[21:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> REGO
[21:15] <starcat> Oh dear god they ARE rhyming.
[21:15] <Cronicle Asher> Wait!
[21:15] <@Michael D> SPARKLES
[21:15] <starcat> Why did I pick this
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because somehow we like harming ourselves.
[21:15] <starcat> Told you there were sparkles.
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Abacus Programmer.
[21:16] <Oronde> hi all
[21:16] <@Michael D> What is the HELL
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[21:16] <Mdm_Maestro> It just looks like a higher budget version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why are we getting these people now.
[21:16] <@Michael D> RACISTS
[21:16] <Mdm_Maestro> ... what the,
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> we have a thing going
[21:16] <@Michael D> The black girl is the f[BLEEP]k up
[21:16] <Oronde> michiru what you um..donig?
[21:16] <starcat> That's right. They made the "evil" fairy black.
[21:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Watching a movie.
[21:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Michiru take your troll out for walkies or something.
[21:17] <Oronde> hmms ok...
[21:17] <Mdm_Maestro> He's not my troll, dear.
[21:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The gift of obedience.
[21:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Does everyone see where this is going.
[21:17] <@Michael D> GET IN THE KITCHEN B[BLEEP]CH
[21:17] <Oronde> darkness what is your problem with me now?? i did onthing...
[21:17] <starcat> NOT ONLY sparkles BUT ALSO dingly sound effects!
[21:17] <starcat> (S&M)
[21:18] <Oronde> er nothing I meant
[21:18] <Mdm_Maestro> They are watching a movie
[21:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> MORE RHYMING
[21:18] <starcat> how does a GIRL baby pee like that.
[21:18] <Mdm_Maestro> ella does not looke related to the others.
[21:18] <Oronde> I tohguht darkness refer me as troll..michiru?
[21:18] <starcat> Oh hell no that's not cool. Areida doesn't show up until FINISHING SCHOOL
[21:19] <Mdm_Maestro> Oronde, please be quiet.
[21:18] <starcat> stupid stupid movie.
[21:19] <Oronde> .....alright..
[21:19] <@Michael D> ......
[21:19] <@Michael D> oh god sake
[21:19] <@Michael D> this movie is sapping my will to live
[21:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> aww sad moment
[21:20] <starcat> This is basically the stupidest movie ever.
[21:20] <zairafirefly> it's not as stupid as twilight
[21:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and so her daughter pre-loots the corpse.
[21:20] <starcat> also the sappy moment would be more effective if it weren't so sudden.
[21:21] <starcat> And...well, actually, I'm rethinking my Twilight declarations now.
[21:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hot AND obedient? Damn.
[21:21] <starcat> noooo anne hathaway herself appears D:
[21:21] <starcat> ...did you say "hot."
[21:21] <starcat> ...Did you SERIOUSLY just say "hot."
[21:21] <@Michael D> is that...a taxi.....carriage....
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> consider the level we worked at from Twilight.
[21:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Apparently so.
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and consider these scary as hell two.
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So far Anne Hathaway is the highest ranked.
[21:22] <starcat> Special olive
[21:22] <Cronicle Asher> Excuse me again but I have some things need to say but EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I come here, this place is empty so can all of stop what you donig for just one second?
[21:22] <@Michael D> Noblemans ...convention.....
[21:22] <zairafirefly> where are you in the movie, anyway?
[21:22] <@Michael D> .....*twitch* teeny boopper
[21:22] * @Michael D continues twitching
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Well, that's rather rude, isn't it, Asher-kun?
[21:22] <starcat> No, really, we can't.
[21:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Demanding attention when everyone else is clearly occupied?
[21:23] <Bucket Mouse> (( TO THE NEWBIE: THERE IS A PLACE TO TALK UNDER THIS BOX. TALK THERE PLEASE. ))
[21:23] <zairafirefly> this is an EVENT
[21:23] <starcat> I'd tell you, zaira, but I'm lagged :/
[21:23] <zairafirefly> per the topic line
[21:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> god, why do they all show up when we're doing a review.
[21:24] <starcat> They want to double our pain.
[21:24] <Mdm_Maestro> FRELL college.
[21:24] <@Michael D> because of the gods of timing hate us
[21:24] <Cronicle Asher> Look, I came here for a reason, it is very important.
[21:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why the FRELL Is she chewing on the necklace.
[21:24] <starcat> frell what.
[21:25] <starcat> FINISHING SCHOOL come on not COMMUNITY COLLEGE
[21:25] <Mdm_Maestro> That woman has ahorse-face.
[21:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> resisting... comment...
[21:26] <@Michael D> RESIST SHALDRA
[21:26] <starcat> this is stupid and they don't know what they're talking about
[21:26] <@Michael D> ..Frell...
[21:26] * zairafirefly looks at Cronicle Asher.
[21:26] *** Cronicle Asher is Cronicle Asher is a tall handsome redhaired man in his late 20s. He is dressed in an elaborate and ornate golden military officer's uniform.
His image Song is: .

[21:26] <@Michael D> REALLY
[21:26] <@Michael D> FRELL
[21:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Home of the Kingdom's Largest Ball of String.
[21:26] <@Michael D> ....
[21:27] <@Michael D> OH GOD ANOTHER MILITARY ONE
[21:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that's pretty much the level of interest of this movie.
[21:27] * Mdm_Maestro is trying to maintain interest in this film
[21:27] <starcat> GUYS: Prince Char vs. Edward. Who's hotter?
[21:27] * @Darkness Kusanagi sighs
[21:27] <@Michael D> CGI SNAKE
[21:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> should we try for another night, neechan.
[21:27] <starcat> What the holy f[BLEEP]k is that snake thing.
[21:27] <@Michael D> ITS SATAN
[21:27] <@Michael D> TALKING SNAKE
[21:27] <@Michael D> THE FIRST EVIL
[21:27] <starcat> Well I'm still paying attention :/
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wait that talking snake is from the animated Robin Hood.
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The one with the fox.
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I swear.
[21:27] <starcat> Wh-- his dad isn't DEAD
[21:28] <Mdm_Maestro> the first evil would be the writer of this movie
[21:28] <starcat> (the second is Stephanie Meyer)
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god it's the fans of Twilight after us!
[21:28] <@Michael D> MY god, this movie is why i was glad i was a loner in high school
[21:29] <starcat> This is just really stupid.
[21:29] <@Michael D> WALKINH
[21:29] <@Michael D> ON
[21:29] <@Michael D> SUNSHINE
[21:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And this is the second time I've watched this movie.
[21:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god.
[21:29] <Cronicle Asher> Um question, can you watch the move and hear meout at the same time?
[21:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Well it's Disney
[21:29] <@Michael D> MY GOD, KILL ME NOW
[21:29] <starcat> Ogres are legitimately vicious in the book and here they're...oppressed?
[21:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Asher. Use the meebo.
[21:29] <starcat> RAPE
[21:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No because this is going on the front page.
[21:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is a review for the site.
[21:30] <@Michael D> You haven't swooned at sight of me....
[21:30] <@Michael D> I MUST DO YOU NOW
[21:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Nor have I, prince.
[21:30] <starcat> you're watching history a front page post in the making
[21:30] <starcat> And now he likes her just because she's not swooning.
[21:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I have no interest in swooning for this prince.
[21:31] <starcat> That's crappy.
[21:31] <@Michael D> what about THE PRINCE
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Twilight was so bad it was interesting to see
[21:31] <@Michael D> Purple Rain~
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> This is boring,
[21:31] <zairafirefly> No. No it wasn't.
[21:31] <starcat> This is badly-written, badly-acted, and badly...everything
[21:31] <starcat> Twilight was boring too
[21:32] <zairafirefly> I found twilight MUCH more boring
[21:32] <starcat> Already eighteen minutes have gone by! This is pretty cool!
[21:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SPOILER: It gets worse.
[21:32] <zairafirefly> this i thought at least little kids would like
[21:32] <Mdm_Maestro> If you say so.
[21:32] <starcat> By five minutes through twilight we were like "OH GOD NOOO MAKE IT STOP"
[21:33] <@Michael D> OH BURRRN
[21:33] <Mdm_Maestro> that made it more interesting, i.e. how bad could it get.
[21:33] <Mdm_Maestro> This is just ponderous.
[21:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I know everything about you" does not break the ice well.
[21:33] <starcat> Okay "in the middle of the table iwth an apple in your mouth" was actually pretty good.
[21:33] <starcat> but michiru we haven't gotten to the ADVENTURE
[21:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is that an escalator.
[21:34] <Mdm_Maestro> an escalator staircase is impreeive.
[21:34] <starcat> there's a perfectly good road three feet away and he runs up the hill
[21:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD they're in a MALL.
[21:34] <starcat> it's an escalator. a wooden escalator.
[21:34] <starcat> while she's talking to her "ethnic" friend
[21:34] <zairafirefly> and SHOPPING. cause our kids have to learn to SHOP. SPEND MORE MONEY.
[21:34] <starcat> shoplifting even
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Take Cinderella's slippers?
[21:35] <@Michael D> god, bring on the booze
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> MALL COP
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Mall knight?
[21:35] <@Michael D> WOODEN ESCALATOR
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I don't like this it's really stupid so far.
[21:35] <@Michael D> I DEMAND MORE WOODEN ESCALTORS
[21:35] <starcat> Oh f[BLEEP]k no she didn't SHOPLIFT them she found them in the castle and was GIFTED them. :<
[21:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> she's defying gravity now?
[21:36] <starcat> Man it doesn't work like THAT
[21:36] <zairafirefly> key word. fairy tale character.
[21:36] <starcat> What the hell.
[21:37] <zairafirefly> ok. DISNEY fairy tale character >_>
[21:37] <@Michael D> Can i say I hate this movie
[21:37] <@Michael D> i really hate this movie
[21:37] <starcat> D:< THIS IS S[BLEEP]T AND I HATE IT SO MUCH
[21:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I hate it as well.
[21:37] <Mdm_Maestro> It's just miserable
[21:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> for this movie it's suggested you get some good old fashioned ale.
[21:37] <starcat> I forgot how bad this movie actually was.
[21:37] <starcat> I'm sorry.
[21:38] * @Darkness Kusanagi slams down a pint.
[21:38] <@Michael D> I want it to end, and never be watched again
[21:38] <@Michael D> Twilight was so bad it's good
[21:38] <@Michael D> This is just BAD
[21:38] <starcat> NO
[21:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh good grief the pointless "drama"
[21:38] <starcat> TWILIGHT WAS ALSO HORRIBLE D:
[21:38] <starcat> Man there are totally ways to say it and ALSO say you don't mean it.
[21:38] <@Michael D> BUT IS WAS GOOD IN A BAD WAY
[21:38] <starcat> Book!Ella would have figured it out.
[21:39] <@Michael D> this is just BAD
[21:38] <starcat> Because book!Ella was actually smart.
[21:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> What is my tolerance really that much higher than yours?
[21:39] <@Michael D> BOYFRIEND BOOK
[21:39] <Mdm_Maestro> You just like mediaeval fantasy.
[21:39] <@Michael D> THE F[BLEEP]K
[21:39] <starcat> NO THERE IS NO WAY TWILIGHJT WAS GOOD D:
[21:39] <starcat> ...this book is my boyfriend?
[21:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I love her so damn much plus I have no legs."
[21:39] <starcat> Why would they take him away.
[21:40] * @Michael D looks for a screwdriver to insert into head
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> I see that book with a head in it and I can only think of
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Sex with a Apving stone.
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ^Paving
[21:40] <starcat> "Okay, lots of love, moving on." YES PLZ.
[21:41] <Cronicle Asher> Excuse me but I came here on a very important mission and this meebo thing woundn't work fo me and from your dialogue, it is clear you are not enjoying this movie. So can you please listen to me for just five seconds?
[21:41] <starcat> "Giantville" seriously D:
[21:41] <Mdm_Maestro> No.
[21:41] <starcat> Well you see newbie the whole goal of watching the movie is to not enjoy it.
[21:41] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahh that poison ivy was enjoyable.
[21:41] <starcat> NARRATOR AGAIN D:
[21:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Holographic bookmap
[21:42] <@Michael D> It's called review bad movies. Thinks MST3K
[21:42] <starcat> "Monster Rock" what
[21:42] <starcat> for god's sake can they think of ANY inventive names.
[21:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THE ANCIENT ART OF ORIGAMI
[21:42] <@Michael D> If Godzilla isn't at Monster Rock, I'll be sorely disappointed.
[21:43] <Mdm_Maestro> What about the midget singing twins.
[21:43] <@Michael D> I'd accept Mothra
[21:43] <starcat> midget singing twins?
[21:44] <@Michael D> I :heart me some Mothra
[21:44] <@Michael D> ♡ ^
[21:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No no there will be a musical number soon enough.
[21:44] <Mdm_Maestro> The midget singing twins on Monder Island.
[21:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> See.
[21:44] <Mdm_Maestro> ......
[21:44] <@Michael D> OH GOD SINGING AND DANCING THINGS
[21:44] * Mdm_Maestro goes to get a drink.
[21:44] <starcat> MUSICAL AMBUSH
[21:44] <starcat> Okay this is actually hilarious.
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We'll have a real good tiiiiiiiiiiime~!
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and more.
[21:45] <@Michael D> IF HE SAYS DENTIST
[21:45] <@Michael D> I'LL F[BLEEP]KING CHOKE A B[BLEEP]CH
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> lawyer.
[21:45] <starcat> Is he an elf or a leprechaun.
[21:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Mmm being drunk will make this allll better~ ♫
[21:45] <starcat> lawyer
[21:46] <starcat> X has competition
[21:46] <Mdm_Maestro> TeeHeehhhehehehheeeeeheheee!
[21:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Craaaaazy~ I'm crazy for feeling so looooooooonely~
[21:46] <Cronicle Asher> Look people, I'm on limted time here, have you no feelings for soldier and his mission?
[21:47] <Mdm_Maestro> No.
[21:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no.
[21:47] <@Michael D> No
[21:47] <starcat> I have to admit the elves that aren't main characters are making me giggle.
[21:47] <psYchO_saKi> Asher this is your one warning, get out for the next hour or I shoot you in the head.
[21:47] <@Michael D> We got tired of soldiers a few of the space variety ago
[21:47] <starcat> No!
[21:48] <zairafirefly> (( protip: character stuff can always be saved for another time ))
[21:48] <Bucket Mouse> (( Is it OK if I take him into #ss3 ))
[21:48] <Mdm_Maestro> A book versus an Elf
[21:48] <@Darkness Kusanagi> (( go for it ))
[21:48] <Mdm_Maestro> (( yes ))
[21:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> boys, if you can't play nice you can't play together.
[21:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> BUNNAH
[21:49] <Bucket Mouse> (( okay, new kid, go here please ))
[21:49] <starcat> but if they can't play together then where will the yaoi come from?
[21:49] <starcat> that's not a bunny
[21:50] <Mdm_Maestro> his head is awefully blue relative to the rest of him.
[21:50] <Bucket Mouse> (( you can talk freely there ))
[21:50] <@Michael D> THE BLUE BROTHERS
[21:50] <starcat> you can't see the rest of him, michiru
[21:50] <@Michael D> KEKEKEKE
[21:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Smurfs on Steroids?
[21:50] <Cronicle Asher> But there is some thing going on there to!
[21:51] <@Michael D> No there isn't, now ho
[21:51] <@Michael D> go
[21:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then save it!
[21:51] <Bucket Mouse> (( THERE ISN'T. GO THERE RIGHT F'ING NOW. please ))
[21:51] <Cronicle Asher> Fine
[21:51] *** @spiritflame sets mode -v on Cronicle Asher [0]
[21:51] *** @spiritflame sets mode +v on Cronicle Asher [0]
[21:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh thank you.
[21:51] <@spiritflame> last warning ><
[21:51] <starcat> oh damn.
[21:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> NUTSHOT
[21:52] <starcat> also, hey look, THIS ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN IN THE BOOK :O
[21:52] <starcat> ...wait why did you devoice and REVOICE D:
[21:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no way :O
[21:52] <Mdm_Maestro> The "nutshot?"
[21:52] <Bucket Mouse> (( could someone clear the logs in #ss3 ))
[21:52] <@spiritflame> because he would not be able to speak in #ss3
[21:52] <starcat> Well not exactly like this :/
[21:53] <Bucket Mouse> (( and Asher I would really, really appreciate it if you talked in #ss3 ))
[21:52] <starcat> She actually lulled them to sleep by using their own persuasive voice tricks against them :/
[21:53] <Bucket Mouse> (( it will be in character even ))
[21:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> apparently maiden is the chinese food of fantasy worlds
[21:53] <starcat> and then Char showed up and they got them all while they were asleep :D
[21:53] <Bucket Mouse> (( please go there now ))
[21:53] <starcat> also why is Ella the only American-sounding one.
[21:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> because Anne couldn't pull off the accent
[21:54] <starcat> "It's just a scratch." "TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT"
[21:54] <starcat> anne can't pull off anything but his shirt
[21:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Horses on the beach
[21:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't have a girlfriend.. I have many
[21:55] <@Michael D> how LotR-ish
[21:55] <Mdm_Maestro> hahah
[21:55] <starcat> "Ihave many."
[21:55] <starcat> Medieval Teen? really?
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> look at his shirt
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> it's not torn anymore
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> just bloody
[21:55] <starcat> it's probably a new shi-- oh.
[21:56] <starcat> Wait it could still be a new shirt and then he bled through the bandages.
[21:56] <starcat> But that's...BAD.
[21:56] <starcat> oh god the Heavy-Handed Moral appears
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> this prince is in so much denial
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WARNING another musical number is coming
[21:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Bollywood?
[21:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Why
[21:57] <starcat> what really
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Giantwood
[21:58] <@Michael D> drunken faeries
[21:59] <Mdm_Maestro> I want to be drunk. So badly.
[21:59] <starcat> I really, really don't like how they made her the token black character. :/
[21:59] * Mdm_Maestro drinks
[21:59] <starcat> I wish I had alcohol too
[22:00] <Mdm_Maestro> the rhyming~ ♫
[22:00] <starcat> Haha annefail
[22:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> see, musical number
[22:02] <zairafirefly> musical number
[22:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> can anybody find me~ some body to love~
[22:02] <starcat> noooes D:
[22:02] * Mdm_Maestro starts to turn a shade of green
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> what... is... this... pain...
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> LOL THAT'S DISNEY FOR YOU
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> DISNEY PWNS YOU
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> It hurts me
[22:03] <starcat> greener than an elf shirt?
[22:03] * @Michael D is drinking an entire bottle of vodka by this point
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> so saccharine
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> so SACCHARINE
[22:03] * Mdm_Maestro BANGS her fists on the table unelegantkly
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> GNEH
[22:03] * @Darkness Kusanagi is singing along because she's bats[BLEEP]t insane, suckers!
[22:04] <Mdm_Maestro> make... this... abimination... END..
[22:03] <starcat> "soul"?
[22:04] <starcat> it's EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEFORE with more bad dancing
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> Aww the giants are grooving now
[22:04] <@Michael D> CROWD DANCING OF GIANNTS
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> She's shaking her little obdient booty
[22:04] <@Michael D> WHERE IS MY SCREWDRIVER
[22:04] * Mdm_Maestro shudders
[22:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and then staring into the prince's eyes~
[22:04] <starcat> is that a menorah?
[22:04] <starcat> No, wait, it's only got seven. :(
[22:05] <Mdm_Maestro> I DON'T KNOW BUT PLEASE SIR sTAB IT IN MY EAR
[22:05] <@Michael D> OH GOD
[22:05] <@Michael D> THE GIANT IS HOT FOR THE ELD
[22:05] <@Michael D> ELF
[22:05] <@Michael D> HE CAN FIT HIS WHOLE BODY UP HER P[BLEEP]Y
[22:05] <@Michael D> THE HELL
[22:05] <// J_Daito //> LOL to be a fly on the wall at that honeymoon
[22:05] <starcat> hugglesnuggle kissyprince!
[22:06] <// J_Daito //> "huge tracts of land" indeed
[22:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I've seen weirder couples.
[22:06] <Mdm_Maestro> that fire should be incinerating them.
[22:06] <starcat> Oh I have.
[22:06] <starcat> I haaaave.
[22:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> but it's mood lighting!
[22:07] * Mdm_Maestro gets up
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and green screen!
[22:07] <@Michael D> LOOK
[22:07] <@Michael D> THEY'RE IN ELL
[22:06] <starcat> FIRE FIRE FIRE we don't need no something let the motherf[BLEEP]ker burn
[22:07] <@Michael D> HELL
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> probably one of those 3 dollar fireplace DVDs
[22:07] <@Michael D> THERE IS A GOD
[22:07] <Mdm_Maestro> clarley this movie was made for children as they are the onlu ones who can handle this.
[22:07] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Chibiusa-chan, you're up)
[22:07] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:07] <+Luna-P> y0 .'~SugaBB_2999~'. *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> am I the only one staying sane here
[22:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay wats diz sit
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sit sax bai da fairplase
[22:08] <@Michael D> YOU, PINK THING, MAKE SENSE OF THIS
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DEW TIT
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DEW TIT NEW
[22:08] <starcat> I'm sane.
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kass ham!
[22:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that wasn't an order you know
[22:08] * @Michael D has reached the point of intoxication where usa makes sense
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> rawr si's al roamantik
[22:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AND IT'S LORD OF THE RINGS
[22:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> frum d a bak dey aqkl lok lik sentaurz
[22:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SEE THERE'S FRODO-- what that's the prince
[22:09] <@Michael D> ONE RING TO GET HIS C[BLEEP]K
[22:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y doez da alf hav a dead shap behinad ham
[22:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> BATOX
[22:09] <starcat> Halfway through the movie and I'm not crying and begging for it to stop!
[22:09] <starcat> Bat feces?
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz u lik dis kynd ov sit starrat
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz 4 teenybapperz
[22:10] <starcat> D: I do not
[22:10] <starcat> This is s[BLEEP]t D:
[22:10] <starcat> I AM NOT A TEENYBOPPER T_T
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> den u shuld be creamang 4 tit 2 stap
[22:10] <starcat> I'm not "tounging the foyer" T_T
[22:11] <starcat> no this is just bad
[22:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror in dis kangdum every nite iz a blak nite
[22:11] <starcat> it's not horrible
[22:11] <starcat> I've been through Twilight man.
[22:11] <starcat> Twi-f[BLEEP]king-light.
[22:11] <@Michael D> EVIL SNAKE
[22:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y doaz da snak sewnd lyk sheare kan
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is his Heston.
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Heeeeey~
[22:12] <@Michael D> OH GOD
[22:12] <@Michael D> I PLACE HIM
[22:12] <@Michael D> ITS ROBIN HOOD
[22:12] <@Michael D> FROM ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I said that earlier Mike
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> frum wear
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR YAS
[22:12] <@Michael D> i did not see that
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> TIT IZ
[22:12] <starcat> Sounded like "We had a little run-in with smokers."
[22:12] <@Michael D> MY BAD
[22:14] <starcat> shouldn't you ask her to be your girlfriend first?
[22:14] <starcat> Officially court her ?
[22:15] * @Darkness Kusanagi headdesks like Ella
[22:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat wuz dat 4
[22:16] <starcat> Olive is, sadly, pretty much unchanged from the book.
[22:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "oh no" "oh yesss~"
[22:17] <starcat> "Touch your toes." BUTTSEX
[22:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shak ur booti....???
[22:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Shake your booty indeed.
[22:18] <starcat> 9_9
[22:19] <@Michael D> YES, KILL HIM SO THIS WILL END
[22:18] <starcat> This is the stupidest little plot ever.
[22:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i agri
[22:19] <starcat> the book was so much more powerful and actually good :/
[22:19] <starcat> this is sad and cheesy.
[22:19] <starcat> Also the zingy little SFX suck
[22:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> VOICEOVER
[22:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:20] <starcat> Everyone hates Ella. :(
[22:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> at leeest itz nat liek twikligt
[22:20] <starcat> NOOOOOO NOT THE VOICEOVERS
[22:20] * starcat shudders uncontrollably
[22:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wut wuz he dong wit dat goaet
[22:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ella: One Freaky Chick.
[22:21] <starcat> An obedient girl being tied up?
[22:21] <starcat> with CHAINS no less.
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror i pleyed dat gayme inse
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ^onse
[22:22] <starcat> "Oh, ohhh~! OHH~!! Oh, hurry!!"
[22:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh... mammariez~ ♫
[22:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh god her face is terrifying
[22:24] <starcat> ...and now I know why they had to make her black.
[22:24] <starcat> just so she could say "I don't THINK so" like that. D:
[22:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD
[22:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs ror
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> cliiiiiiiiiing
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "okay that hurt"
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and he DROPS the b[BLEEP]ch
[22:26] <starcat> He can't do anything to his hair for the ball?
[22:26] <starcat> Nothing nice?
[22:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he made it stylishly messy.
[22:26] <starcat> No, that's just messy.
[22:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> or iz dat massily stylash
[22:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and there's still 20 minutes left people!
[22:27] <starcat> ...oh god what
[22:27] <starcat> wait "these last few days"
[22:27] <starcat> that's IT?
[22:28] <starcat> man they knew each other for like a year or something in the book ;_;
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh here's a great question!
[22:28] <@Michael D> TWENTY
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz a faritale dey dewnt waist tym
[22:28] <starcat> this is bad for children they'll marry whoever proposes first ;_;
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> She magically had her dress changed
[22:28] * @Michael D slams head against wall
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> how does she still have the dagger.
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and where did she pull it from.
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hir azzcrak
[22:28] <starcat> Magic.
[22:29] <@Michael D> WILL POWER
[22:29] <@Michael D> SMASH MAGIC NAO
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> True Love.
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> if only it were willpower.
[22:29] <starcat> this just...there's no...emotional impact
[22:29] <starcat> I just don't CARE about them.
[22:30] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. yawmz
[22:30] <@Michael D> you're expecting emotional impact from wooden actors?
[22:30] <starcat> well...I guess I shouldn't.
[22:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror
[22:31] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as Big Wurm
[22:31] <Big Wurm> UR PLAYANG WIT MAI EMOSHUNS
[22:31] * Big Wurm is now known as .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[22:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> excuse me while I scheme with my giant cgi snake.
[22:32] <starcat> of course it's CGI, normal snakes aren't that big
[22:32] <starcat> it's a special effect juuuust for the movies
[22:32] <@Michael D> and ogres!
[22:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror u nevar sean elioz' trousar snak
[22:33] <@Michael D> ......and
[22:33] <@Michael D> giant golden snake idol......
[22:33] <@Michael D> NOT PHALLIC, WE PROMISE
[22:33] <starcat> unf unf unf
[22:33] <starcat> if the gauntlet doesn't fit you must acquit.
[22:33] <starcat> what REALLY
[22:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OMNOM HUMAN >:E
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he's poisoned.... the crown
[22:34] <@Michael D> BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL BY POISONING A HAT
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> wait.
[22:34] <@Michael D> REALLY
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> what.
[22:34] <starcat> there's some humans I'd like to nom if you know what I mean~
[22:34] <starcat> a poisoned CROWN?
[22:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a poisoonded krown?>
[22:34] <@Michael D> and it's misting GREEN
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> neechan let's save that for later~
[22:35] <@Michael D> A POISON CROWN
[22:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> okay so far
[22:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> the ogres have the best characterization.
[22:35] <@Michael D> and is it sad, the Ogres are the only saving grace off this film.
[22:35] <starcat> poor little kid he's gonna die
[22:35] <starcat> No no the singing elves were pretty good.
[22:36] <starcat> That's the only other good bit.
[22:36] <starcat> o
[22:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[22:36] <@Michael D> NINJA GUARDS
[22:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> NINJA GUARDS?
[22:36] <starcat> oh and Ella's one comeback in the beginning.
[22:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> LMARO
[22:36] <starcat> Red ninjas
[22:36] <starcat> what
[22:36] <starcat> What the hell.
[22:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Now, Folks, we're not kidding at this point.
[22:36] <starcat> It's like they just stopped and went "Hm. What's cool? Ninjas!"
[22:37] <starcat> "What else do kids like? SWORDS!"
[22:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We're watching Red Ninja Guards.
[22:37] <starcat> "And the color red!"
[22:37] <@Michael D> Medieval Red Ninjas
[22:37] <starcat> ...and then they turned him into a PUMPKIN
[22:37] <@Michael D> I think my mind is truely lost for words now
[22:37] <starcat> the BOOKMAN was a PUMPKIN
[22:37] <starcat> like like a GOURD that's ORANGE
[22:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i miz herculez new
[22:38] <@Michael D> DID SHE JUST HURRACANRANA?@?
[22:38] <@Michael D> ?!
[22:38] <starcat> In the last ten minutes they've outdone the entire WTF of Twilight.
[22:38] <starcat> also the snake just looked up that man's robe
[22:38] <@Darkness Kusanagi> they plotted while fighting red ninja knights
[22:38] <starcat> "He killed your father." "What? That can't be true."
[22:39] <@Michael D> and the CGI is mauled by FANGIRLS
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hey it's the pope!
[22:39] <@Michael D> AND NOW HE'S ADMITTING TO MURDER
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD
[22:39] <@Michael D> AND HE PUTS ON THE POISON CROWN
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING
[22:39] <starcat> yes get closer to the man who wants to KILL YOU
[22:39] <starcat> This prince is a GENIUS
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "oops"
[22:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yas pat tit on ror
[22:39] <@Michael D> MY GOD
[22:39] * @Darkness Kusanagi headdesks.
[22:39] <starcat> ...
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> REALI DAD U EXPACT SUMTHANG MROR
[22:39] <starcat> just when you thought it oculdn't get any worse.
[22:40] <@Michael D> PUNCH THE B[BLEEP]CH OUT
[22:40] <starcat> "He's dead. Actually he just killed himself. LET'S MAKE OUT!"
[22:40] <@Michael D> AND THE CROWD AWW'S
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik dat paert
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> who bets there's another dance number before the end
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> who bets
[22:41] <starcat> Charmont looks the same in every single scene :/
[22:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no far us sew dis mavie alreadi
[22:41] <starcat> I bet.
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because there is.
[22:41] <starcat> Oh hey Jasmine Areida is back
[22:41] <@Michael D> Here it comes
[22:41] <@Michael D> OH GOD
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Don't go breaking my heart~
[22:41] <@Michael D> THEY'RE SINGING DON'T GO BREAKIN MY HEART
[22:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> isnt dat narator frum monti pathon
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ya he's from monty python.
[22:42] <starcat> IS THAT A TEARAWAY DRESS D:
[22:42] <starcat> why D:
[22:42] <@Michael D> my lord, how the mighty python has fallen
[22:42] <starcat> WHY D:
[22:42] <starcat> THAT GIANTESS IS HOLDING THE ELF LIKE A BABY THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
[22:42] <starcat> bad eighties dancing D:
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I won't go breaking your heart~!
[22:42] <starcat> Not even eighties
[22:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> in a muzikal wulrd u mast be redi 2 break in2 dunce et ani tyme!@!!1
[22:42] <@Michael D> WHY IS EVIL STEPMOTHER JOINING THE DANCE NUMBER
[22:42] <starcat> just every single kind of bad retro-ish dancing ever.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THE OGRES
[22:43] <@Michael D> OH GOD HE ISN'T DEAD
[22:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror da kang laved
[22:43] <@Michael D> GREAT POISON THEIR BODY
[22:43] <@Michael D> *THERE
[22:43] <@Michael D> THERE BUDDY
[22:43] <starcat> Okay the knights can dance >_>
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD XD