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[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Snogging and Shagging?"
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a simple creature.
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's a f[BLEEP]king lie XD
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah!
[10:37] <D. Kakaku> (( test ))
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Still, I find it's useful to have others underestimate me with a simple presentation.
[10:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is that how that's working
[10:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[10:47] <Miara> you can just like those things. most people do!
[10:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh eshe's acting all Prudish as Time Lords are wont to do. I can testify he likes them just fine~ ♡
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Is that the best comeback you have? MAybe Jedite was right about you :P
[10:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm not good at spontaneous banter :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Neither am I but I manage it somehow :P
[10:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because you're English and have that sharp, barbed dry wit of theirs :P
[10:51] <Miara> you two talk an awful lot to each other
[10:51] <Miara> just not always other people
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> >_>
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have resons for avoiding other people!
[10:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I do too <_<
[10:52] <Maret Wane> and those are?
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your reasons and my reasons are two diferent reasons.
[10:53] <Miara> we all have reasons! aaaah!
[10:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well if *I* talked to certain people I could literally bring down thewhole time-space continuum :P
[10:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm just s[BLEEP]t at small tak <_<
[10:53] <Miara> yeah that
[10:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte jabs Exeter in the ribs. "You're full fo yourself, aren't you :P"
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well it's True, the only reason I'm here is because not everyone comes here :P
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm sure everyone's come here at least once.
[10:54] <Miara> there is actually a whole list of people right now i need to avoid ><
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I can't beleive you just said that.
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a horrible person XD
[10:54] <Miara> ....
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Miara
[10:55] <Miara> /squeal not everyone
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ! join us in the hiding but not hiding club!
[10:55] <Miara> ^
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh don't worry, these things will creep up on you.
[10:55] <Miara> maybes? do you have Members?
[10:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to herself and EX
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We don't ahve T-shirts YET
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I'm sure somehting can be arranged!
[10:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> And we ned newsletters so people can subscribe to them.
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, newsletters that are never updated.
[10:57] <Miara> who has time for newsletters?
[10:57] * Miara belatedly waves to Maret
[10:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exactly. So by not updating them we provide a valuable time-saving service.
[10:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[10:58] <Miara> i'm too busy trying to get to awesome and you're apparently too busy snogging and stuffs
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not busy enough today <_<
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Later <_<
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Get to awesome", eh? Do tell.,
[11:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How does that work?
[11:01] <Miara> cause i've seen all the stuff other me was able to do, so i know i can do it. maybe faster~
[11:03] <Miara> i can't get too into the changing the world stuff cause of you know, members club, so that leaves all the training and adventure stuff
[11:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Competing against yourself literally must be rough.
[11:04] <Maret Wane> twice as fast as an adventurer, maybe?
[11:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sounds like a worth goal~
[11:04] <Miara> but it's fun. and satisfying
[11:05] <Miara> and i mean, i can take the pain, so. why not?
[11:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Teh HOTEL's Danger room might ber good to use.
[11:07] <Miara> haahaahaha
[11:08] <Miara> i use those like every day :p
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What about The Hell-World of the Flame
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Lotus
[11:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....That might work if you don't mind dying and reviving several million times.
[11:12] <Miara> hm...would have to research that. there's also something else i gotta do every day.
[11:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pamphlet
[11:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Pamphlet needs pictures.
[11:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yuo go take them then
[11:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I rather like living.
[11:17] <Miara> maybe rei.bot would take some if you asked nicely?
[11:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...maybe. Butr she may not like me.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ahahahah that's true.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Considering.
[11:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Considering you took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye because of me <_<
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YTes and you had better not lose it.
[11:19] <Miara> ne???
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well things were happening and I was afraid timelines would get shifted and I would lose Exeter soo...
[11:20] * Miara just nods
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> knowing that rei.bot's flesh can make someone protected against those kinds of things (see Noriko and her sword Vindicator) I erm...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I asked rei.bot for some to make a talisman for Ex there but she declined and said if I Wanted it I would need to take it by force.
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And well...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye. WITH THE POWER OF LOVE.
[11:21] <Miara> well that sounds kind of awesome then
[11:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I don't know if ti was love per se
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right so it may have been a gouging eye-claw but STILL
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT WAS LOVE. FOR YOU.
[11:22] * Exeter L. Wakefield blushes "thank you"
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thus she now wears an eyepatch
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fully convinced she would just make another eye but wants the Nick Fury look.
[11:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I think it's a sign of respect.
[11:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[11:28] <Miara> some scars are important
[11:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[11:30] <Miara> i don't have any permanent ones yet
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mine are mainly internal.
[11:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :<
[11:31] * Griselda suddenly appears on the back of a couch, owling off it. "Hey what's going on in this thread?"
[11:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield hives Paise a hug from the side
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Random talk about training, fighting, leveling and scarring.
[11:31] <Griselda> Ah.
[11:33] <Maret Wane> I don't think I have any scars from battle yet.
[11:33] <Miara> you know, generally being fierce badasses :p
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[11:34] <Miara> your main powerset's magic, you don't have to get in so close, either
[11:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods to Maret
[11:35] <Maret Wane> what is true, it's mainly Earth magic powers.
[11:36] * Maret Wane does a turn of the wrist, and if you look outside, there are dow dirt-made plant pots.
[11:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nicely done~
[11:38] <Maret Wane> thank you.
[11:38] * Maret Wane curtseys graciously.
[11:52] * Griselda checks over some things.
[11:53] * Miara is texting away on her mobile
[11:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is reading various things
[11:59] * Maret Wane is reading on some old books.
[12:02] <Miara> :/
[12:02] <Griselda> ?
[12:06] <Maret Wane> hmm?
[12:11] <Miara> Bran's busy when I need to not be here
[12:12] <Griselda> Well, this just got interesting. Seems one of my personalized assistants cottoned onto some changes going around.
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[12:20] <Griselda> Yeah. My assistant, Nemissa (I'd call her Nemmy for short, but I think someone else has that distinction) has been running a little side-project alongside me --- namely charting out any significant changes here compared to back home.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[12:24] <Miara> why is it important to compare them?
[12:25] <Griselda> It's more of a "for fun" thing.
[12:25] <Miara> oh. so you're not planning on moving people here or something then!
[12:26] <Miara> ne, where is "back home"?
[12:26] <Griselda> Why would I do that?
[12:26] * Miara shrugs "dunno, why would you?"
[12:30] <Miara> also, why would you do that for fun, but that's just me
[12:33] <Griselda> Mostly I find it interesting to see where all the changes lie, the little "what-ifs" that cause entirely new branches of history to form.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's like counting all the betterflies int he forest.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You can try but everything snowballs quickly.
[12:37] <Miara> if you both enjoy it...
[12:41] <Griselda> Like I said, it's mostly a "for fun" thing. I'm not gonna be like my great-times-seven grandfather.
[12:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What did he do?
[12:47] <Griselda> His head spontaneously combusted when he tried charting down all the miniscule differences among a s[BLEEP]tton of timelines.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yup. That happens.
[12:50] * Miara is away: training
[12:53] <Maret Wane> enjoyable.
[12:53] * Maret Wane yawns slightly
[12:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..I suppose Spontaneous combustion could be enjoyable?
[12:57] <Griselda> Probably depends on if you survive it.
[13:06] <Griselda> What probably also helps is that I'm starting small.
[13:10] <Maret Wane> I have to tend to Nasmat, I will see you all later.
[13:10] * Maret Wane is away 
[15:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte beaks out laughing
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> STAND USER: FRANK REYNOLDS STAND NAME: 「MAGNUM DONG」
[15:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> LOL what the hell
[15:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This video
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[15:56] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Hehy Piase, let's go for a walk
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: ...really?
[17:19] * Griselda is all on her lonesome.
[18:09] * the wall is BLOWN OUT by cannon fire!
[18:12] <Griselda> Now who could this be?
[18:15] * Anne and Mary run their Ship on Wheels through the open space!
[18:15] <Griselda> (Should've figured.)
[18:21] <Anne Bonny> Mary! the anchor!
[18:22] * Mary Read drops the anchor of the side of the ship, which punches a hole in the floor
[18:27] * Anne Bonny hops off the ship, while Mary jumps off the side as well as they wander into the room
[18:29] <Griselda> Having fun?
[18:31] * Anne Bonny stands guard while Mary starts to search the sofas
[18:35] * Mary Read pauses..then pulls out an entire crate full of Ginger Ale bottles
[18:35] * Mary Read turns and nods to Anne
[18:35] <Anne Bonny> alright! treasure found!
[18:36] * Anne and Mary climb back into the ship, Mary pulling the anchor back up
[18:37] <Griselda> :3
[18:42] * Anne and Mary back up through the hole and ride off!
[18:42] *** Anne and Mary has left #suburbansenshi
[20:19] <The Magistra> ....They don't even have the riding skill
[20:24] <Griselda> Maybe they got bored and decided to learn how to gain it?
[20:28] <Griselda> I mean, compared to the other weird s[BLEEP]t that goes on in this universe, them learning how to juryrig a land-boat is pretty tame.
[20:28] *** Damien Souleater has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Damien Souleater
[20:32] * Damien Souleater crawls out of magistra's leg pouch and blinks "huh your not the usual person whose pockets i crawl out of"
[20:36] * The Magistra falls over "Gah!
[20:38] <Damien Souleater> sigh even your reaction is not right *pouts* maybe i took a wrong turn at the pant leg spaciel intersection
[20:39] <The Magistra> There are so many things wrong with this conversation
[20:41] * Damien Souleater tries to climb back in to the pouch "hold on maybe if i take a right at the jeans and then climb the bootleg cut before switching out the fabric matrix for plaid i might end up at the right person"
[20:41] * The Magistra kicks him away "Use your own clothes for such escapades"
[20:45] * Damien Souleater points to his loin cloth "yer because i have pockets in this thing?"
[20:45] <The Magistra> Then go jump in via a laundry basket
[20:49] <Damien Souleater> laundry baskets are not portals that is just silly
[21:00] <Thrash 8> are you upsetting my baby girl?
[21:00] *** Thrash 8 has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thrash 8
[21:00] * Thrash 8 leans against a wall, crossing her arms
[21:01] <The Magistra> I'm fine.
[21:02] <Thrash 8> of course you are, child...I just need to watch out for you
[21:03] * Damien Souleater blinks at thrash as he tilts his head reading his aura "huh and here i thought i had a tendancy to change gender, you were male last time i saw you"
[21:03] <Thrash 8> I was male the last 7 times
[21:04] <Damien Souleater> ah i see
[21:06] * Damien Souleater looks at Thrash 8.
[21:06] *** Thrash 8 is woman with short black bobbed hair, a 20s style business casual suit and boots. She is Thrash's eighth regeneration
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[21:07] <Thrash 8> don't mind me...just making a stop over
[21:13] * Damien Souleater nods his head before he smells muffins and does a road runner impressing before speeding off "MEEP MEEP"
[21:13] <Thrash 8> quite the amusing boy
[21:16] *** Damien Souleater has left #suburbansenshi
[21:24] <Ultra> test
[21:33] <Griselda> Also, it's "Beep Beep". I know it sounds like "Meep Meep" but it's not.
[21:37] <Thrash 8> aw you're cute
[21:48] * Thrash 8 walks over and gives her daughter a big old hug
[22:55] <The Magistra> Ugh stap it!
[22:56] <Griselda> :3
[23:04] <Thrash 8> no why?
[23:04] * Thrash 8 keeps hugging!
[07:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:40] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[07:41] * Silicon Momoko hmms
[08:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:24] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:27] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:27] <Silicon Momoko> there should be a beep ><
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> Oaky that works now to put it ont he other boxes
[08:31] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> err
[08:33] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:44] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> works in chrome too
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:54] * Silicon Momoko is away: woo
[08:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hahah broke for the old box
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[09:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:01] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:01] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:03] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:03] <Silicon Momoko> :/
[11:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:44] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:02] *** @ has turned their sound on
[12:02] <@> test
[12:03] <@> test
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> FP SS1 audio check
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> pass
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> RP SS1 sound check
[12:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> - FAIL
[12:16] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 RP fail
[12:17] *** has turned their sound on
[12:17] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 BE Test
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 Backend Scound FAIL
[12:19] <> Okay so SS1 sound fails on the legacy RP and backend.
[12:19] * is now known as Silicon Momoko
[12:23] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> "/
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:29] <Silicon Momoko> Still not working on front or backdoor.
[12:29] <@The Intern> let me check somewhee else
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:35] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 old and new lengths are not nbeing set?
[12:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:42] <Silicon Momoko> sound states are flipping ok
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> length is not beign set.
[12:47] <Silicon Momoko> Clearing all cookies
[12:48] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> old length is set once and never again.
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> There's a logic flaw somewhere
[12:50] <@The Intern> well why is the new length cookie not setting.
[12:50] <@The Intern> We neeed to start there
[12:52] <@The Intern> It's only set in one place.
[12:52] <@The Intern> ...well.
[12:53] <@The Intern> I think I see the issue.
[12:54] <@The Intern> Yeah. It's not pulling up ther correct... -sigh-
[12:54] * @The Intern fixes this
[12:55] <@The Intern> Reload + retry front end.
[12:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> Nerp
[12:56] <@The Intern> Well the cookies are being set now
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> Yeah okay something else is wrong.
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> The filesize comparison's okay
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> Well no. Old Lenght isn't being updated.
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> New Length is
[12:58] <@The Intern> Okay so that narrows it down
[12:58] <@The Intern> Check backend please
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> New Length increments, old length doesn't
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> Aww COME ON
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[13:07] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:07] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> it's incrementing but no love.
[13:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:10] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:10] <Silicon Momoko> is... sound state not carrying
[13:11] <@The Intern> Well that WOULD break it
[13:11] * @The Intern looks
[13:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:15] <Silicon Momoko> old lenght isn't getting made now.
[13:37] *** test has turned their sound on
[13:37] <test> test
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:37] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:38] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:39] <Silicon Momoko> this should eb working
[13:40] <@The Intern> hmm
[13:41] <@The Intern> /aaway need to think on this
[16:30] <Silicon Momoko> continuing a test
[16:39] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:39] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[16:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> tst
[16:42] <@The Intern> I've worked in some debugging
[16:43] <@The Intern> the newlength is coming up null
[16:43] <Silicon Momoko> ..the f[BLEEP]k
[17:01] <Silicon Momoko> Somehow the fix you put in earlier was reverted.
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> /soundd off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> still not working
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:04] <Silicon Momoko> The old length isn't being set now
[17:04] <@The Intern> This is gettign ridiculous.
[17:05] * @The Intern groans
[17:05] <@The Intern> the setcookie and set [BLEEP] functions are gone.
[17:05] <@The Intern> This is [[BLEEP]
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> okay
[17:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> ARGHNOW WHAT
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> it wants to fire the beep but there is no beep
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:11] <@The Intern> Well momoko it looks like that's because there's no beep file
[17:11] <Silicon Momoko> ARE YOU S[BLEEP]TTING ME RIGHT NOW
[17:12] * Silicon Momoko uploads one
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:12] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> - still nothing -
[17:12] <@The Intern> try a force reload
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:13] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:14] <@The Intern> ..autoplay is turned off
[17:14] <@The Intern> what
[17:14] * Silicon Momoko grumbles
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> THERE
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> JESUS
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> it might ave been working ALL THE TIM
[17:15] * @The Intern shakes her head
[17:15] <@The Intern> anyway, at least we know that works.
[17:15] <@The Intern> let's test the backend.
[17:16] *** has turned their sound on
[17:16] <> test
[17:16] <> Yeah works.
[17:16] <> now chromium lol
[17:16] <@The Intern> Oh god
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> //sound on
[17:17] *** @The Intern has turned their sound on
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> Chromium works
[17:20] *** Thank you all for putting up with sound testing bulls[BLEEP]t. We are all good to go.
[19:55] <@Eitak_Razal> Tiger, tiger, burning bright | Who set that f[BLEEP]king cat alight
[19:55] <@The Intern> Oh did a cat-child try to get in here?
[19:56] <Anesha> That or maybe someone let loose a Gdon. Seriously it's a tiger that's on fire.
[19:57] <@The Intern> Fascinating.
[20:26] <Anesha> Reminds me of some of the beasts my family takes care of.
[20:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh jesus. If I had balls to be kicked in, Episode 11 of Bojack Horseman would have kicked them in well and proper.
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Episode 12 just started with... Jesus
[21:22] * lounges on a sofa, just relaxing
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ^
[21:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves to MAtsumi
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yo
[21:24] * Matsumi Kaze got in from the beach so she's still in her bikini
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
[21:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is in comfy casual clothes
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How's the island.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh it's fun fun fun
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Watching Bojack Horseman. Probably the epitome of bittersweet.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> summer is starting to end though..means time to head back home
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah heard about that
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Heh it feels liike Summer's just started and Autumn is upon us.
[21:26] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm yeah
[21:27] <Anesha> It always feels like the most pleasant seasons fly by.... meanwhile the others stick around like a bad rash.
[21:27] <Matsumi Kaze> like winter in minnesota
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[21:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yup.
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....George Takei
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He is voicing a role. As an audiobook.
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> huh cool
[21:39] <@Eitak_Razal> better then Sir Patrick Stewart voicing the poop emoji.
[21:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I saw that movie.
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It wasn't actually that bad. <_<
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:46] * Matsumi Kaze drags in a small sunlamp!
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the Emoji Mov... what the hell are you doing?
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just going to relax a bit
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze lays on her stomach and slides her top off, while still laying on her stomach and sets it aside
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> With a sunlamp?
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte needs sunblock to be even that close ot the thing
[21:47] <Anesha> Nice.
[21:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is very pale so that thing is the enemy
[21:48] * Matsumi Kaze has it on the LOWEST setting
[21:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte uses the sunblock
[21:49] * @Eitak_Razal is a redhead and burns easy. She scooches away a bit.
[21:51] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:51] <Anesha> Any room under there? I'd like to join♫
[21:52] * Matsumi Kaze scoots over just a bit
[21:53] <Anesha> Perfect♫
[21:53] * Anesha whips off her clothing, to reveal her own two-piece set. She joins Matsumi in the indoor sunbathing♫
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //me makes her way to the otehr end of hte room and away from the light! It BURNS XD
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> wow the carpet here is pretty comfy
[21:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure if there are ikari piss stains on it from the other universe
[21:59] * Matsumi Kaze knows Paisley is trying to ruin the fun
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not :P
[22:01] * Matsumi Kaze KNOWS SHE TOTALLY IS
[22:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte turns the sunlamp UP TO 11
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> PAISLEY WAHT THE F[BLEEP]K
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELCOME TO MY HELL
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> YOU A[BLEEP]LE
[22:10] * Matsumi Kaze gives Paisley a shove!
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles mischieviously and gets a super soaker
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte satruates matsumi!
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH WHAT THE HELL PAISE
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze grabs it from paise and SPRAYS HER
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> HA GOT YOU
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte burbles and staggers bacjk
[22:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I';M MELTING!
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pretends to melt behind a sofa
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hahah!
[22:14] * Matsumi Kaze goes to check behind the sofa
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte POPS BACK UP WITH TWO SOAKERS
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shoots her gangster style!
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> GAAAH
[22:16] * Matsumi Kaze grabs another super soaker and randomly firs at paisley!
[22:18] <Anesha> (Now this is my kind of show♫)
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte spins arouns, taking s[BLEEP]ts from all directions, crashing threough a sofa!
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in slow motion
[22:21] * Matsumi Kaze glances around..and grabs a random bucket of water and THROWS it at Paisley
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is clocked by the bucket and then utterly drenched X_x
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dropps over the arm of a sofa, DEFEATED
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> HA
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> I win!
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /giveexp 5000|MAtsumi Kaze
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //DM lol you would have got 5000 EXP if I remembered how to do it
[22:22] *** ^
[22:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> KICKS Green Voice in the nads
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> WOOT
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> I WIN
[22:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ~_~
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> aw don't be upset
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> tell you what..I'll let you do whatever you want to get back at me
[22:27] <Anesha> (And I have the distinct feeling those words are going to come back and bite her right quick.)
[22:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles hysterically
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You'll never see it coming~ XD
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> well whatever
[22:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reminds you you won this battle topless :P
[22:32] * Matsumi Kaze glances down..and quickly covers her chest with her hands >_>
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and there's the revenge XD
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> a[BLEEP]le :P
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs
[22:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses her a Ginger Ale as a peace offering.
[22:37] <Anesha> :3
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze takes it with one hand and rinks
[22:41] <Matsumi Kaze> thanks >.>
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze tries to reach for her top, while still keeping her chest covered with one arm
[22:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte telekinetically flips it over to ger
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...there'sa mental muscle I haven't flexed in a while.
[22:58] * Matsumi Kaze quickly puts it on
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Wait. The House death counter is goen and the turn order and location are back
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> I thought I put a fancy slip cover over that
[23:02] <Anesha> Oh brother. If it ain't one thing it's another, huh?
[23:02] <Anesha> Still, ain't like it's causing any trouble at the moment.
[23:03] <@The Intern> ...........................
[23:03] * @The Intern is away: Not dealing with this now.
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Her blood pressure's gone up lattely, I've noticed.
[23:04] <Anesha> Well, she's had to fix.... how much stuff now? She more than deserves some time off to rest up.
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah she needs a vacation
[23:10] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe she should head somewher with her wife?
[23:13] <Anesha> Hmm... now that I think about it, there ought to be some lovely spots they could head off to.
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> we should kidnap her and cressida and send them to one of those places
[23:17] <Anesha> ....a bit drastic, to be certain.... I'd say keep that on the backburner in-case Intern ends up downing the workahol.
[23:22] <@Eitak_Razal> or you get them a gift certificate like a normal person
[23:23] <Matsumi Kaze> do I look like a normal person?
[23:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Lets see... Human, all limbs, no mutations... yep normal
[23:28] * Anesha summons a large vine to act as a reclining seat for herself.
[23:31] * @The Intern fixed it
[23:31] <@The Intern> You know what. A vacation with Cressida sounds like a GREAT IDEA.
[23:31] <@The Intern> I'm going to take it now before I lose my mind.
[23:32] * @The Intern is away 
[23:32] * Co-Ordinator Kelliphan assigns Dead-Eyes to fill in while she's on break. Enjoy your time IN HELL.
[23:40] *** Dead-Eyes [002@cia674.panopticon.gallifrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Dead-Eyes
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> So.
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> People.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Ont he front page the IRC looks a certain way.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Do you want ti to look that way here.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> AAn answer is required.
[23:41] * Dead-Eyes shoots a Typo-Demon with a staser
[23:41] <@Eitak_Razal> Don't care
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_(
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_9
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> A useful answer.
[23:43] <@Eitak_Razal> you'd probably need to make the box longer
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> What about now.
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> Easier to read?
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmmm. That does actully look pretty good
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> But I also hate change so
[23:57] <Anesha> Definitely makes reading the lines a heck of a lot easier.
[23:57] <Dead-Eyes> Good.
[23:58] * Dead-Eyes works on implementing on the other areas.
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Not a fan of the font change though
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Might actully be harder this way
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> ...
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> Some things are better said sooner.
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> <.<
[00:04] <Anesha> What fonts would work with this spacing, though?
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> That's just my opinon though
[00:04] <Dead-Eyes> Let's take a look
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> Pick one and I'll set it uo.
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> ^up
[00:07] <Anesha> Anonymous and PT look all right...
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Let's just use Times New roman and be done with it
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Serifs are for books.
[00:07] * @Eitak_Razal makes a trollish "Sheesheeshee" laugh
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Your trolling game was ineffective. You should have said Comic Sans.
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh! I konw! Papyrus! or Comic Sans!
[00:08] <Dead-Eyes> ...too late.
[00:09] <@Eitak_Razal> Bah, we both spoke at the same time
[00:10] <@Eitak_Razal> I rather like Roboto Mono myself
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> like that?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> The default might be best.
[00:11] <@Eitak_Razal> What's the default?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> unless
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> Arial
[00:12] <Dead-Eyes> How's this
[00:12] <@Eitak_Razal> Ooooh. I like it
[00:13] <@Eitak_Razal> Long discriptive posts may take up alot of space. Like I'm going to say some Lorem Ipsum now cause I wanna take up as much aspace as I can to test this Lor... actully I've said enough that this should be a good test, so I'll just go with this I guess... Alright shutting up now
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> Appreciated.
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> I've rolled out the changes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait are you sayign thanks for the help or thanks that she shut up?
[00:41] * Dead-Eyes is away: Yes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Joy.
[00:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte YAAAAAWWWNS
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'b better be getting home.
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ::lb
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¥
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> �
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> bah it won't go £?
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh it will need to fix that.
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :heart
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> woo
[00:49] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[00:53] <Dead-Eyes> £
[00:53] * Dead-Eyes is away: done.
[10:10] <@Yaijinden> Glory to the new flesh, such as it is.
[11:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ it's already this late in the day and I've just regained conciosuness.
[11:18] <@Yaijinden> Late night?
[11:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes but only partially in any kind of manner which would make it worth it.
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good... almost afternoon, Yai.
[11:20] <@Yaijinden> Salut!
[11:20] * @Yaijinden kicks the text experimentally
[11:21] * it licks back (not a typo)
[11:21] <@Yaijinden> the f[BLEEP]king carpet
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh, it looks like all that has been revived. Interestingly I believe the HOTEL still has some ot that under the flooring as well.
[11:27] <@Yaijinden> Why.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we allow that to be.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we decide this was a good idea.
[11:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The heady days of drunken youth?
[11:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> Shikata ga nai!
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "What's the worst that could possibly go wrong"
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "Oh, oh I see, now I understand"
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Listen to me, talking like I'm ancient. It's what I get for living alone, then being raised by a super-ancient race, a super-ancient butler, and loving a super-ancient man.
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, that's the philosophy that drives this house.
[11:32] * @ can be heard crying from upstairs "GUYS IT DOES FIT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" then the sound of whirring and grinding and splutttering folllowed by hideous shrieks and calls for a healer
[11:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh boy.
[11:33] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[11:33] <@Yaijinden> [BLEEP] bloop!
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how've you been?
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's hard to believe so many years have passed since you were last here.
[11:35] <@Yaijinden> Ultimately well! Life comes in like the tide, receding just as quickly, and leaves strange weirdness in its wake.
[11:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your gift for phrasing hasn't been diminished; although that makes nme think of weirdnesses as the micriplastics of reality.
[11:37] <@Yaijinden> It's not accidental! The weirdnesses never go away.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> You can confine them, if you're careful, but entropy only makes the situation worse.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> And then you have a new ecosystem metabolizing the bits and you wonder what all the damn kids are doing on your lawn.
[11:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> I know what they're doing. Burning.
[11:40] * // J_Daito // points to the sign outside
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> So many delicious tears already.
[11:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mate you have not successfully immolated even one child as of yet.
[11:41] <// J_Daito //> Teh tears come more from the "why won't you let us into the clubhouse" mentality.
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Though one day I will havea barbecued head on a pike.
[11:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> #LifeGoals
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Yes
[11:42] <@Yaijinden> And the taste of Real Baby Back Ribs on your tongue.
[11:42] * // J_Daito // nods to Yaijinden in a *MANLY* fashion
[11:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Jedite I'm not sure how manly that was.
[11:43] <// J_Daito //> I was internally flexing while doing it.
[11:44] <@Yaijinden> It's all in the cast of the chin and the sternness of the brow.
[11:44] * // J_Daito // nodnods
[11:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mutters something about "boys"
[11:46] <@Yaijinden> The 'tude can't be stopped, only held back.
[11:47] * @SpeedRcrX comes donstairs sans an arm
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn right1
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> That's why I made THIS HOUSE
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley do the Orihime thing and roll back time and fix my arm
[11:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[11:48] <Matsumi kaze> I thought you made this house as a massive tax dodge
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's been over 10 minutes you're f[BLEEP]ked
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> You can still do it!
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not killing myself to give you back an arm.
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> But my Faphand...
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's time to learn ambidexterity, or bribe a scientist.
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> hey maybe i have healing powers
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> maybe i can try!
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX looks to Matsumi
[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> T_T THANK YOU
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX wiggles her stump-arm
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> ok..so how do Id o this again...
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze concentrates..and gets into her cosmic state
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX thrusts it in front of Matumi
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze is now known as Cosmic Q
[11:50] * Cosmic Q concentrates..and puts a hand forward....which immediately blows out the wall behind Haruka...as well as every unoccupied house in a 80 mile radius behind
[11:50] <Cosmic Q> .........
[11:51] <Cosmic Q> >_> <_<
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...........
[11:52] * Cosmic Q puts a fuzzy glove on the stump
[11:52] <Cosmic Q> IT'S FIXED
[11:53] * Cosmic Q is just sweating beads right now
[11:53] * @SpeedRcrX looks at it
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> NOW I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Prof, will you use the power of SCIENCE™ to heal me?
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX ponders
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX PONDERS
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX calculates the difference between fuzzy fpahand and her area.
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX sighs and heads ot the basement. She will have th Play The Most Dangerous Game.
[11:56] * @SpeedRcrX is away: it's like high school all over again
[11:56] <Griselda> Was gonna say... Tenou is functionally unable to die, right? When she does get blown apart, wouldn't she just regenerate anything she lost?
[11:56] <@Yaijinden> Good night, sweet prince.
[11:57] * there is the sound of thumping and hysterical laughing and swearing and crying and then enthusiam
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[11:57] <@Yaijinden> There's a long, long gradiant of "functionally unable to die".
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> - WHAT IS HARUKA DOING TO MY MAN -
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uhh I rahter think it's the opposite?
[11:58] * Cosmic Q just looks at the massive damage she created...
[11:58] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: RARRGH
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Him and
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...nevermind
[11:59] * Griselda clicks a remote. Time to record the ensuing carnage♫
[11:59] * there is now the sound of chainsaw and murder from downstairs
[11:59] * Cosmic Q can hear car alarms going off for miles
[11:59] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations, Matsumi! If you do have healing powers, that's not how you activate them.
[11:59] <Cosmic Q> yeah i think I need to figure out how to control this
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. You have eliminated one possibility.
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now there's naught but an infinity to go.
[11:59] * Cosmic Q is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[11:59] * Matsumi Kaze phases back to normal
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...cheers! :D
[12:00] <Matsumi Kaze> cheers?
[12:00] <@Yaijinden> Your insight points have ticked up by one (1).
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was attempting to be enthusastic.
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Doesn't really suit me <_<
[12:01] <@Yaijinden> How many more to the next level? Nobody knows! Someone turned on blind research!
[12:02] * @SpeedRcrX hobbles back in, with a new arm, wearing nothingbut a twister mat and shame
[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I umm... i'm going to go upstairs and umm... read the newspaper.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> Is "who won" a question we are better off not knowing?
[12:03] * @SpeedRcrX is away: "reading the newspaper"
[12:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Judging by her expression I'd say so.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> What am I saying. We're all the winner here.
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu comes back covered in blood which has splashed across her in a suspiciously bukkake-like pattern
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu licks her lips, satisifed
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: reading scientific journals
[12:04] <Griselda> And footage get♫
[12:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU'RE NOT F[BLEEP]KING READING
[12:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides to use that euphemism with Ear and PEace later, nontetheless ♡
[12:06] * ^ War and Peace, however Ear and PEace may be its own thing.
[12:07] <@Yaijinden> At some point I may actually want to sit down and read that.
[12:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll lend you a copy later.
[12:10] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[12:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[12:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm?
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's that look on your face.
[12:18] <@Yaijinden> It is definitely a lack of interest in reading War and Peace.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd swear Tolstoy waas paid by the word.
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text from Exeter about wanting to do lunch ina few hours
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies with a GIF of a bear apropos of nothing
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waits for the inevitable confused reoly but gets back a GIF of a pangolin
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure what is happening here.
[12:29] *** Suu [yotsuba_suu@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Suu
[12:29] * Suu is staring at her phone somewhat incredulously
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo Suu
[12:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies to the gif with a dancing Panda that may or may not be Genma Saotome
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hen starts reading about Brexit and has to withhold inordinate rage. "How are you this mo-- afternoon?"
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs that it's past noon already
[12:32] <Suu> I've been getting random messages from someone who wants to buy Big Grocery
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh?
[12:32] * Suu shows her the latest message
[12:32] <Suu> They offered me...
[12:32] <Suu> 410,757,864,530 yen.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...love that's not yen that's pounds.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Multiply that amount by about 300.
[12:33] <Suu> ...what?
[12:33] <Suu> Who...
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> £ is British Pounds.
[12:33] <Suu> Who has that kind of money? Can't be some Bitcoin person.
[12:34] <Suu> Unless it's some government? Why would some world government want Big Grocery?
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...It could be a bitcoin person, one BTC is like 10,000 USD at times.
[12:34] <Suu> True but if you sneeze it goes down like 5k
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone who really f[BLEEP]king wants a grocery store.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah! This is true.
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's not me. I've no patiece for retail. The first rude customer would get sworn at and kicked out the door literally.
[12:35] <Suu> well, yeah...
[12:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh my god it's Suu
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why would Suu be her own mystery buyer.
[12:36] <Matsumi Kaze> welcome only sane person
[12:36] * @SpeedRcrX can be heard upstairs screaming "F[BLEEP]K I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE CAPTAIN HOOK FOR A DAY"
[12:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... she probably is, you're right.
[12:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ...such a breath of fresh air
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So are you going to sell?
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's enough money to bankroll any ambition you ever had most likely.
[12:41] <Suu> Well...here's the thing.
[12:41] <Suu> Is it clean money?
[12:41] <Suu> If I take this offer, am I going to find a severed horse head in bed with me?
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know, maybe text back for more information?
[12:42] <Suu> worth a shot...
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Though generally in these scnearios it's when you don't take the money that you find the horse head.
[12:42] * Suu does so
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also having watched a ton of Bojack Horseman lately that mental image unnerves me more than it should.
[12:43] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ provides certification that the money is legitimately sourced and is in the Bank of England.
[12:46] <Suu> ...Bank of England, huh? You suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't know anything about this, Paisley-san?
[12:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know this is very hard ot believe but I am not the only English person in existence.
[12:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte says this as dryly as possible.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Again. It's not me. Wy would I spend that much money on a store I wouldn't even want to run? I'm already set for life.
[12:49] <Suu> S[BLEEP]ts and giggles?
[12:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Trust me I have better ways to keep myself occupied.
[12:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[12:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick tale of Inu Kitsune sitting quietly in Ying's Corner enjoying the pleasure of their own company, weeping lonely tears.

[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shows her latest work to Suu. "See?"
[12:51] *** Caligo has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:51] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Caligo
[12:51] <Suu> ...okay
[12:51] * Caligo walks in, holding a limp man over his shoulder
[12:51] * Suu sends back another reply
[12:51] <Suu> Uh...
[12:51] <Caligo> .....i need to hide a body
[12:51] <Suu> What did you do!?
[12:51] <Caligo> I killed him
[12:52] <Caligo> excellent
[12:52] * Caligo walks downstairs with the body
[12:52] * Caligo is away 
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...wut
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I forget I have a psychopath for a son
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ANYHOO
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> are we in Breaking Bad right now
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know..
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> Suu, you're not secretly making Meth are you?
[12:54] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ assures Suu that they just want to expand the concept of Big Grocery and really want to put resouces into it
[12:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I should get back the beach house in a bit..Freya's planning..some big festival thing tonight
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The last one was fun.
[13:02] <Matsumi Kaze> she said this one is...tradition from quinox i guess???...
[13:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh lord. I imagine it will be a cross between Love Hina and a Mothra film.
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe i should tell her to cancel >.>
[13:09] * Suu texts that she wants to meet the Mystery Buyer in person before she makes her final decision
[13:11] * Mystery Buyer™ attempts to dissuade Suu
[13:11] * Suu is persistant
[13:12] * Mystery Buyer™ relents. Will be there in a minute
[13:12] <Suu> Okay. We're going to meet this buyer...
[13:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that was fast.
[13:13] <Suu> I'm going to go wait outside for them. I have a feeling they want to do this privately.
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ALl ri--
[13:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte freezes haveing sensed something
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> mother f[BLEEP]ker
[13:13] <Griselda> Someone you know?
[13:14] * Exeter L. Wakefield is walking up to the door with a briefcase full of bearer bonds
[13:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte throiws open the door
[13:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ARE YOU THE MYSTERY BUYER
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT WAS A MYSTERY UNTIL YOU YELLED IT
[13:14] <Griselda> Snrk
[13:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hisses "Why do you want a grocery store"
[13:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield presents the breifcase of MONIES
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Suu... it's all right.. this is my irritating other half.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter Wakefield.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a.k.a idiot
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why am I am idiot?
[13:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte presses a finger to her forehead. "Do we have a day~~?"
[13:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 1 - Why do you have that much money. Is that my money?
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No it's not you're money :P
[13:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well... sort of. Remember that pound note you lent me a few weeks ago.
[13:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes because it was useless since we use pound coins now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I might have invested it in a reverse-time compound interest scheme
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snatches the briefcase
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll buy it.
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WAIT THAT'S MY--
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at him dangerously
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your what, love~?
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - YOUR WHAT -
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v_v
[13:19] <Suu> (( sorry bathroom ))
[13:19] <Suu> ...Wait. What.
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also you can't just text people offering ludicrous amounts of money like that
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, I'm sorry. He's an idiot.
[13:19] * Suu looks at Exeter L. Wakefield.
[13:19] *** Exeter L. Wakefield is

More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: [url=https://lakeshorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/night-stalker]. He is Level 1.

[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..can't even get the music link right :P
[13:20] <Suu> Well, if he's your better half, then I trust him...
[13:20] <Suu> but seriously, why?
[13:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I WANT TO BE A MAN OF MYSTERY ALL RIGHT
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IN THOSE SUNGLASSS---
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _better_?
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Other. not better.
[13:21] <Suu> Yeah that's all well and good, but I was having thoughts of dictatorships and cabals and such
[13:21] <Griselda> Relationship goals, ladies and germs. :P
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not entirely convinced he isn't planning some harebrained scheme to sav the universe
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but I'll vouch for him
[13:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is now sure of it actually
[13:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Maybe I just want to run the store
[13:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte bites her tongue
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I'll buy it. For the idiot.
[13:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /queak But it's my money <_<
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll pay with MY money and his money is going to the Peinforte Foundation's Charitable Works department.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So starving orphans can weat, or something.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whatever Donna's cooked up.
[13:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Do you have that much money?
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..................
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have money in f[BLEEP]k you quantities.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Itt's why Peinforte Manor is to the UK what the HOTEL is to Japan.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just wish you would have told me. I would have offered to buy it. I have an honest face after alll.
[13:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...And I don't?
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not with Alucard's Sunglasses you don't.
[13:28] <Suu> *sigh*
[13:28] <Suu> look...
[13:28] <Suu> is this offer still on the table?
[13:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> These are peril-sensitive sunglassses that just happen to look like his minus a few details
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes
[13:29] <Suu> Because 410,757,864,530 pounds is like...
[13:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Exter that is what you get for buying off Wish.com
[13:29] <Suu> probably what this entire complex is worth.
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[13:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But they said Quality goods and I just said to wait for shipping
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Suu I have _reasons
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Reasons for wanting that store.
[13:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grumbles. Shut up Exeter and let me handle it from here.
[13:30] <Suu> Am I privy to those reasons?
[13:30] <D. Kakaku> afternoon
[13:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[13:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield thinks about what he can andcannot say here
[13:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... I want to have it start cranking out specialtty goods again.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Like the high end crazy ridiculous goods.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "More than a Corner Store" would eb the motto
[13:32] <Suu> mhmm...
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..how long did it take you to come up with that rhyme
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....not long <_<;
[13:33] <Suu> well, if you are going to take the store over, there's one thing
[13:33] <Suu> Make sure the cat's fed.
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There's a cat?
[13:33] <Suu> It will break Gundham-san's heart to know the cat's not being treated well, and he might decide to cast a spell on you...
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley can we bring home the cat
[13:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No we have a cat and that cat's probably like the Genius Loci of the place so it would be revered there.
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> The cat shall be treated as if it was an Egyptian god.
[13:35] <Suu> that works for me.
[13:35] <Suu> I'll take you up on your offer.
[13:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cuts a very large cheque to Suu
[13:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is a Bank Cheque so guard it with your life until you cash it.
[13:37] <Suu> Okay...
[13:37] <Suu> are the banks open today?
[13:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No but you actually have a Transtemporal Banking ATM right in Big Grocery.
[13:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> you can have that transferred to your account right now.
[13:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her directions
[13:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait you use that too?
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Sisterhood has a galactic bank account so its members can get access to recources when not on Karn. They told me about it.
[13:44] * Caligo is back
[13:44] * Caligo walks back upstairs, his sleeves rolled up and his hands caked in blood
[13:45] <Caligo> hm?
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..We should be the ones 'Hm"ing.
[13:47] <Suu> Okay, be right back
[13:47] * Suu goes into Big Grocery one last time
[13:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why'd YOU buy it!?
[13:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU KNOW WHY. You *can't* OWN IT
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What f[BLEEP]k are you EVEN DOING buying THAT PLACE
[13:50] *** Caligo has left #suburbansenshi
[13:50] * Paisley's phone goes off
[13:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks the phone, irritated at being interrupted mid rant
[13:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is calling
[13:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] Hallo Kae, what's up.
[13:52] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hear you are getting into the retail business, dear mother
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...waht the f[BLEEP]k this literally just happened. Are your spies everywhere
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] you would..OW...ow....you would be surprised
[13:53] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] can be heard jostling the phone a bit
[13:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....What's happening to you over there.
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] nothing you would know about
[13:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] but as I was saying..i understand you're getting into the retail business
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..._someone_ is doing something very stupid. I'm covering his arse.
[13:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hope you are not thinking of going into the selling of magical antiques or items of such nature
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....................
[13:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] suddenly has a dark grin
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...Well I wasnt but I wonder if that market is ripe for disruption.
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] if you do so
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..I will crush you
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will crush your business
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] and when I am finished crushing your business
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] O RLY
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will sow your fields with salt
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] so you can never rise again
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ... you're such a good girl ♡
[13:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] is proud
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] now if you excuse me..OW ok ok that's enough
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will have my eyes open
[13:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] hangs up
[13:59] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] /he hangs up too
[14:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile]
[14:01] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[14:01] * Suu is back
[14:01] <Suu> Well that was relatively quick and painless
[14:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh Transtemporal Banking is handy.
[14:07] <Suu> so, according to the exchange rates, I now have more than the GDP of most countries
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Welcome to the club.
[14:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives Exeter £5
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Invest this for me.
[14:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> okay
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And give your breifcase of money to charity to make up for this horrible nonsense you're starting up :P
[14:09] <@Yaijinden> Yours is now the power to topple local economies, or to buoy them into coherency!
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> B[BLEEP]ches I *own* Canada.
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Y'all are lightweights.
[14:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I forgot that was a thing
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Yeah I was on cocaine and doing high frequency stock trading
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> ended up with Canada
[14:11] * @Chateaux Concierge rubs under her nose. "But I'm clean now."
[14:12] <@Yaijinden> Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
[14:12] <@Chateaux Concierge> ...yeah
[14:12] * @Chateaux Concierge 's shivers a little
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Stay CLEAN
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will!
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will <_<
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> What would your sweet baby thing if she knew mommy was on cocaine!
[14:13] * @Chateaux Concierge is away: but I did love being the Wolf of all Street
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Or what would she think!
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....You know
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Is that still a thing they're doing? I think that's still a thing they're doing.
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chat IS Eliza's cocaine.
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... distressing.
[14:14] <@Yaijinden> Or is she more her MDMA?
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For all the shipping I do that image harms me.
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> You're welcome!
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> Now I'm envisioning Eliza in a rave.
[14:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[14:19] * Griselda imagines Eliza with a pair of glowsticks.
[14:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Elixa writhed to the undulating pousing of the bass, head carched back, licking the drops fo water falling from the pipes on the ceiling"
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> Hella reflexes.
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> How's she doing anyway!
[14:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Currently entomed ina coffin literally sucking up a feed of Chateaux.
[14:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As I said, disturbing.
[14:21] <Suu> ...okay.
[14:21] <Suu> Hi, Yaijinden.
[14:22] <Suu> I just sold Big Grocary for 410,757,864,530dead cops pounds
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....................
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> EXETER DID YOU GET TYHE SALE PRICE FROMA MEME
[14:22] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations! Yours is now the power to wreck local economies or possibly to change the world.
[14:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_< maaaybe
[14:23] <Griselda> Priorities♫
[14:25] <Suu> I'm thinking of changing the world.
[14:26] <@Yaijinden> An excellent plan. Any idea where you want to start?
[14:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Please don't start any cults.
[14:29] <Suu> Well, there's still cleanup that needs to be done in Fukushima and Kagoshima...
[14:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles. "That's the best use for money, really."
[14:32] <Griselda> Kagoshima.... if memory serves there are two Senshi down there that'd be more than happy to lend you any needed assistance.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> I say go for it.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> Then go full meme and do NANOMACHINES, SON.
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not ready to be turned into grey goo just yet.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Pish tosh, nobody said anything about grey goo.
[14:39] <Griselda> Y'know, I heard rumors about a world that had been developing machines that were even tinier than nanomachines.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Unless you're talking about grey goo, and this is something you and that whoever that guy you were not flirting with are both into.
[14:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> wait what
[14:41] <@Yaijinden> YES. YOU.
[14:41] <Suu> huh
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If you mean me and Ex, we totally flirt but I was legitimately castigating him just now.
[14:42] <@Yaijinden> Yes, exactly, that whoever you were not flirting with.
[14:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh he was being literal. Wow.
[14:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yai you are f[BLEEP]king inscrutable even when you are being scrutale.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^scrutable.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I suppose I'm too used to parsing the world though a lens of dark sarcasm.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> It's part of my mystique.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> So wait, Ex, X, or what now?
[14:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Exeter. Not X. Different person.
[14:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes. Completely.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - he just happened ot the buy the business that other fellow sold to Suu. -
[14:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter here is over 10,000 years old you see.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So he can be a bit DAFT
[14:50] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sensing a high degres of hostility here
[14:50] <@Yaijinden> Right, okay. I'm not going to apologize because SOMEONE keeps INVOLUNTARILY REINVENTING HIMSELF whenever someone spanks reality like a b[BLEEP]ch.
[14:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I AM NOT MIKE DRAKE
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte falls over in a paroxym of laughter
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:51] <@Yaijinden> You're not Mike Drake, you're Exeter! Welcome to the party. I'm Yaijinden, I don't rule the roost I just occasionally squat like a vulture on couches.
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... complicated?
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh he knows exactly who you are.
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bdcause he's from the Mysterious Future :P
[14:52] <@Yaijinden> Ah well that all makes sense now
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Only to a point :P
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I spent several millennia stuck in a room in Peinforte Manor you see.
[14:53] <Suu> I'm going to go crunch some numbers.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He would tell me all sorts of secrets about the future I would use to keep the HOTEL and the world safe.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Enjoy your accounting work
[14:53] *** Suu [yotsuba_suu@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Flying towards the future)
[14:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah well that's why Intern's banned me fromt he HOTEL
[14:54] <@Yaijinden> You're a danger to the Natural Progression, whatever that is!
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then we had adventures and one thing ledf to another and here we are joined at the soul literally.
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> You're soul-bound to something that's a danger to the Natural Progression!
[14:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm completely not someone we all know just twn thousand years later down the line after a lifetimeof joy and sorrow given a new lease on life by a NEET
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> Oh noes what a novel concept that has never before been seen amongst the Suburban Senshi
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Well I take it back that's new enough.
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> exeter you have not in all those years learned when you shut up
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^when to
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Definitely not X then.
[14:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No X is gone. Long gone.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes no trace of him remains except for that STORE which you COINCIDENTALLY BOUGHT
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Didn't Gemini Sunrise make him give up that store because he was becoming a manipulative ba[BLEEP]rd behind the scenes?
[14:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...perhaps
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And you'ver bought it because....why?
[14:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because I'm tired of living in the shadows maybe?
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You literally can never walk into that store.
[14:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why I will have employees
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wach goes off
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> CVrap Lunch appointment come on Ex
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you Yai
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: bbl
[14:59] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: BAI
[15:00] <@Yaijinden> Woosh!
[15:08] <Griselda> This is gonna get interesting.
[17:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back from lunch
[17:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield is coming up with PRODUCT IDEAS
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> wut
[17:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[17:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I see that and raise you this
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chris Hansen, wher art thou.
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^where
[17:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets haruka a special order item
[17:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...who the f[BLEEP]k imagines these things.
[17:30] <Griselda> Homer Prime is online~
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /me found a storybook in the midstocks
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait that's not it
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> this
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone beat Cressida to mastering Ultra Instinct I see.
[17:36] <Griselda> That or someone went off the deep end in grimderping things.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "GrimDerp." I like that word.
[17:37] *** away back in a bit
[18:00] *** back
[18:07] <Griselda> I didn't codify the term, but it honestly fits a lot of these recent retellings of old stories to make 'em "more realistic" or "gritty" or some BS like that.
[18:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yep.
[18:16] *** and away again.
[19:23] <D. Kakaku> Don't forget the nostalgia factor
[19:26] <D. Kakaku> funnily enough, I don't even like the originals that one studio's doing remakes of.
[08:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte drags herself to Venus sofa, groggy
[08:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Mondays -
[08:19] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sprawled out onone of the other couches
[08:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your invrestment should be paid back now.
[08:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Christ you Time Lords are diabolical.
[08:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why we're post-economy. Money is quite pointless to a Time-active civilization.
[08:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meh. The Sisterhood still needed money.
[08:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That is entirely your fault because you taught them they had no need of staying on Karn so now they're doing the Bene Gesserit thing.
[08:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No they are not.
[08:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We're not setting up a fake religion and manufacturing prophecy for political power.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know aren't you the nominal head of the Peinforte Foundation? Have you been doing anything with regard to that?
[09:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I delegated that to Donna after you Delegated it to me.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[09:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs and checks with Donna to see how things are going with the russian nuclear cleanup.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh great so somekind of extradimenational invaders were released because of the blast and Rick has turned the invaders into lab assistants.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No one tells me anything.
[09:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah this is why I dont't deal with it
[12:42] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets a special order for the 2020 Suburban Senshi calendar from Dr. Xadium
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...are you s[BLEEP]tting me
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...how lazy can someone be
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> he's trying to order the calendar from the special orcer catalogue from a point in the future when he's made it.
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[12:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just shakes her head. "Thank god *you* would never be this lazy, eh?"
[12:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I don't rmemeber being this lazy.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm. So how will you fulfil the order since you can't set foot in the HOTEL?
[12:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Vermellia'll do it. She's agood girl.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You realise she's going to mock you.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have never ever seen Vermellia mock anyone. Ever.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...she is a pure soul isn't she.
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes.
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Five inmages are done, there are seven left
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow this might actually happen :P
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You sound shocked :P
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I think it's been more than a decade since the last one.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, Gemini's on this list.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll do this one for you.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You?
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My skills are not inconsiderable. I did steal a lot of them from your head.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I've been practicing on my own.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Some baggage you do not need.
[15:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Thanks
[15:46] * Exeter L. Wakefield bops him ont he head lightly
[15:51] * Eoria peeks her head in. "New place, who this?"
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Old place actually. The original.
[17:34] <Eoria> Really now?
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh. This place was the first House before it became the HOTEL as you see it next door.
[17:36] <Eoria> Explains why my sister said this place was very prone to going up in a big 'ol fireball.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Things are a bit more "rough and tumble."
[17:41] <Eoria> Duly noted.
[17:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks up an index card on "Topics for Small Talk"
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's 78 degrees out.
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Isn't that just hot.
[17:48] <Eoria> Eh, I've had hotter days.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Bugger that petered out quickly.)
[17:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks for another
[17:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how are you doing today?
[17:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield gives Paise a thumbs-up!
[17:52] <Eoria> I'm doing quite all right.
[17:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives him the two-finger salute discreetly
[18:19] <Eoria> Guessing today's been a low-steam sorta day?
[18:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> To an extent, yeah.
[18:27] <Eoria> Eh, it happens.
[21:21] <The Magistra> ,,,,According to the Carolingian cycle (Aka Matter of France), all lost objects eventually end up on the moon.
[21:22] <The Magistra> Maybe that's where my missing socks are?
[21:32] <Eoria> Only way to know is to go up there. I bet there'd be a lot more than just missing socks.
[21:34] <The Magistra> Includeing people's sanity apperntly
[21:53] <Eoria> Makes sense.
[21:53] <Eoria> I bet it's probably where my old keys are.
[22:51] * Eoria looks around to see if anyone else is still about.
[22:53] <D. Kakaku> I'm here
[23:35] *** Eoria [CosmicWanderer@Priere.nw] has left #suburbansenshi (*heads home*)
[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks her texts
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Wut.
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte only knows of the "Goden Crescent" in the context of Heroin production
[12:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dashes off a text to Jack Harkness and Dr. Noble to see if Torchwod and the Foundation have any leads.
[13:01] * Captain Jack Harkness reports that the cloest thing they have is Torchwood Japan reported adead body in the bay with strange mottling and burn marks on the forehead in the "third eye" posiytion but they weren't alien or nothing and the case was dumped back to the local PD some weeks ago.
[13:01] * Captain Jack Harkness will try to get the records
[13:06] * Captain Jack Harkness reports back
[20:14] * Something rapidly pierces through the atmosphere from orbit and shoots towards the House at hypersonic speed!
[20:14] * It's gonna hit hard!!!
[20:15] <~> BURN!
[20:15] <~> ING!
[20:15] <~> LOVE!!!!
[20:15] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:15] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Cadia AI
[20:15] * Cadia AI PUNCHES through the roof and into the den with all the explosive force of a Tomahawk cruise missile and the subtlety of Kool-Aid Man.
[20:18] <Cadia AI> GREETINGS, IMPERIAL CITIZENS!!! I, your humble and proud defender have returned from my long trip!
[20:18] * Crickets respond back to Cadia AI...
[20:20] <Cadia AI> I hope that I found you all in good health and stronger faith. Never forget that true happiness stems from duty!
[20:21] * Crickets respond back to Cadia AI......
[20:21] <Cadia AI> So now that we've triumphantly returned from our crusade, you may all rest assured that my beloved Governor-Militant-sama and the God-Emperor Himself will continue to watch over you all!
[20:23] <Cadia AI> ^___^...V
[20:24] * Crickets intensify~
[20:25] *** Cadia AI [BestFleetGirl@FedComNet] has left #suburbansenshi (Back to the Fleet and the void!)
[21:02] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ Peinforte Manor ]
[21:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] looks at this latter that she got. It certainly seems official™
[21:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] A museum opening, eh? Interesting.
[21:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] reads about "kindness and brotherhood" and immediately assumes "TRAP"
[21:14] * This letter REALLY looks legit. It seems like it's a photography expedition with historical photos taken by two people during WWII who later reconnected and became best of friends, and the photographs they took are now finally being released to the public!
[21:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is not questioning the provenance of the exhibit, but she's seen elaborate traps before.
[21:15] * This letter invites the bearer to be part of the special VIP grand opening and to bring guests to experience the night alongside you if you wish!
[21:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] will certainly brings guests.
[21:18] * This letter isn't a trap. Surely! It's full of heart-rending photos of taken from internment camps, and the letters two youths whose nations were tragically at war sent to each other where they urged one another not to give up!
[21:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is a cynical shut-in. This tear-jerking doesn't work on her easily.
[21:20] * This letter ALSO talks about how there will be an emotional reunion of the children of the photographers who worked hard to honor their ancestor's diplomatic work!
[21:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is so done with humanity in the generic that human interest stories just don't work on her. But she's capable of being moved on personal level so will see.
[21:21] * This letter would TOTALLY work as a Tear Jerker on anybody who considers themselves British, with stirring photos of brave faces of Londoners during The Blitz, and for it NOT to work almost suggests she has insufficient national pride!
[21:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] has had it to here with nationalist propaganda thanks to Brexit bulls[BLEEP]t, thanks :)
[21:23] * This letter contains an untouched photo of a young boy, the child of a Japanese Diplomat, helping free and holding the hand of an injured young Londoner boy who is partially buried beneath a collapsed wall----HAVE YOU NO SOUL?
[21:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is HIGHLY AMUSED AT HOW HARD THIS THING IS TRYING
[21:25] * This letter is a TOTALLY effective Tear-Jerker, to ANY serious British philanthropist!
[21:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] is a philanthropist sure but she lets other people run the day to day XD
[21:26] * This letter also does mention that there will be another show in Tokyo, too, at the Tokyo Metropolitan Art Museum, who because of this exhibit have become partners and wish to bring art and joy and happiness to all!
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] ...oh this is not suspicious at all
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] '/me will need to co-ordinate with the HOTEL
[21:27] * This letter has succeeded!
[21:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] //me smiles and nods and lets the letter enjoy its "victory"
[21:28] * This letter is a letter and cannot do such things. Don't be daft.
[21:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [Peinforte Manor] chuckles
[23:44] <SilverTongue> Yo paise, you still here. I found more bizzare s[BLEEP]t on amazon. it's not sex toys this time (sadly?)
[23:50] <Griselda> ....fish flops. Someone got paid to make that...
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [Peinforte Manor] What the
[23:51] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[23:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well I man those open mouths could be used as orafices in apinch?
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Warning: (This product patent protection) 本产品(专利/商标)双重保护, is strictly prohibited to sell. And illegal sales"
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> SO THEN HOW ARE THEY SELLING IT
[23:58] <Griselda> Clearly this is an ad from the illegal side of the net.
[00:53] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[18:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What is today? A Miserbale littlepile of secrets.
[19:00] <Anesha> But enough talk! Have at you♫
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah~
[19:05] <Anesha> How do?
[19:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well, just doing my best to relax tonight.
[19:09] <Anesha> Fair enough.
[22:48] *** Anesha [VineWhisperer@Makai.dw] has left #suburbansenshi (*with a shuffling of vines, she's on her way out*)
[22:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides ot watch more BoJack Horseman now that she's done helping Exeter fulfill Xadium's Calendar order
[23:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: bed
[17:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BAck to Bojack Horseman
[17:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow it's like you liek watching shows about washed up celebs trying to relieve their glory days
[17:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Haruka
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I don'y know anyone like that around here~
[17:36] * @SpeedRcrX blinks, oblivious
[17:51] <D. Kakaku> hehehhhh
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[18:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Something funny there, Spaniel
[18:26] * Joanna Smithson glances at her phone
[18:26] * Joanna Smithson glances at Haruka
[18:26] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah?
[18:27] * Joanna Smithson walks over and rubs Haruka's head
[18:28] * Joanna Smithson whispers in Haruka's ear "Duff Beer"
[18:30] <Joanna Smithson> ...
[18:30] <Joanna Smithson> now grant my damn wish
[18:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I refre tot tell you I am a HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN
[18:31] <@SpeedRcrX> ^regret
[18:33] <Joanna Smithson> wow this forum post is a goddamn lie
[18:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I am stinking rich so maybe I can grant your wish if I get the Duff. Whaddya want
[18:34] *** bbl
[18:44] *** back
[18:51] <Joanna Smithson> world peace and no more beer
[18:52] <@SpeedRcrX> .... the beer part I mean
[18:52] <Joanna Smithson> I will always make you misirable
[18:52] <Joanna Smithson> it is my joy
[19:04] <D. Kakaku> yeah something is funny... what paisley said about "washed up celebs trying to relieve their glory days" he heh hehe hehehe
[19:04] <D. Kakaku> or is it "relive", whichever one it is, still funny!
[19:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeqah you mean like all of Super Pokemon TV?
[19:05] <D. Kakaku> what is that, wnyway, a new channel you've made?
[19:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Just something I heard about somewhere
[19:56] * @SpeedRcrX is away 
[21:32] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (Yeah! Let's go!)

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