Happy Birthday Xadium

It's official. Suburban Senshi's Doctor Xadium has become an old man. And so the senshi grace him with fitting tribute.
Xadium's Birthday Tribute from the Senshi
[22:01] *** Sat Oct 01 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[22:01] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[22:01] <FireFly_9> Well, last night's birthday party was truly fantastic.
[22:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm still f[BLEEP]king hung over from that s[BLEEP]t
[22:04] <@S.X. Aino> We owe Indigo, starcat, Adam Kanal and especially Moonstar--who planned it all-- for making it the brilliant bash it was!
[22:04] <=^catablanca^=> Heh, we were so busy getting roasted and toasted we didn't even give the Doc our presents
[22:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> so new its ouar tarn
[22:06] <GERMATOID> I DIDN'T GET TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE GOT HIM
[22:06] <FireFly_9> I don't think any of us know what the others got.
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> bah well here's mine
[22:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait why isn't he here to collect them himself
[22:07] <@S.X. Aino> Um... he's still busy with mom's present.
[22:07] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> What, a DVD?
[22:07] <@S.X. Aino> ....sures.
[22:07] <// J_Daito //> ANYWAY WHO CARES TIME FOR ME TO GLOAT HERE'S MINE





[22:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude tickle me elmo was all the rage ten years ago
[22:09] <H3LLi05> get out of the damn time warp man
[22:10] <// J_Daito //> the hall do you mean? It's the next cabbage patch kid!
[22:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> doad wat da fack iz a cabag pitch kad
[22:10] <// J_Daito //> Ok, it's an exploded turnip head like you but bald and in cabbage
[22:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't beliive that s[BLEEP]t actually sold
[22:11] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I got Xadium a present as well
[22:11] <FireFly_9> I thought you two had a rivalry, Setsuna-momma.
[22:11] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Nonetheless, the occassional courtesy is called for.





[22:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A toilet pass.
[22:12] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I never said it was a very large courtesy.
[22:13] <H3LLi05> dude it is you know how much she charges to get in the damn can? like 30,000 yen!
[22:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay poop u uz ea spi kamera in da toilat
[22:13] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Small Lady, I have a name in this time period.
[22:13] <// J_Daito //> "s[BLEEP]thead"?
[22:13] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> _
[22:14] <GERMATOID> MY PRESENT IS MUCH COOLER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!





[22:15] <// J_Daito //> I seem to recall gutting him like a fish and wearing hsi outsides for a suit
[22:15] <GERMATOID> HE GOT BETTER
[22:15] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> one of thsoe tried to crawl out of the toilet I was guarding.
[22:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude I can't help it my s[BLEEP]t turns to that after eating Michiru's cooking
[22:16] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA~!
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> I don't want to know what incubates within you, Ten'ou
[22:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshhs mai prasant wuz mror practkel





[22:18] <Mdm_Maestro> A mandroid.
[22:19] <FireFly_9> That thing stared every inch of me down...
[22:19] <@S.X. Aino> Hey I thought you didn't hava libido anymore?
[22:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nah i gats da ich frum tym 2 tym lik every1 alse
[22:20] <// J_Daito //> Metalluia I don't want to hear about her "itches"
[22:20] <@S.X. Aino> Well since she's gone I'll post up Mom's gift I guess...




As a gift to you V fans, a larger version of the above. Because your jealousy amuses Xadium

[22:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .....
[22:20] <H3LLi05> dyamn
[22:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I don't get it, where's the present?
[22:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ,
[22:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> is it the bed?
[22:21] <FireFly_9> Motoki-san...
[22:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> She hasn't got anything there? OH it's the pillows right?
[22:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking mron
[22:23] <H3LLi05> yeah it's her... pillows.
[22:24] <H3LLi05> but i got X somthin' fly yo





[22:24] <=^catablanca^=> Remind me NEVER to team with you in gift buying again.
[22:24] <@S.X. Aino> Pimpmaster X XD
[22:24] <FireFly_9> If that ever comes to pass I will quit this house.
[22:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> That X is a total a[BLEEP]le
[22:25] <// J_Daito //> .....
[22:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Where the hell did that come from?
[22:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I got him EXACTLY what he deserves





[22:27] <FireFly_9> Xadium-san is dating Reika-san!? When did this happen?!
[22:27] <@S.X. Aino> It hasn't. _
[22:27] <H3LLi05> Dat Playa...
[22:28] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> DON'T COVER UP FOR YOUR FATHER SAKURA-CHAN! EVERY TIME I CALL HIS HOUSE REIKA ANSWERS!
[22:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, Mo...
[22:28] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> SOMETIMES AT NIGHT HER VOUICE IS ALL DEEP AND HUSKY AND I KNOW... I JUST KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING TO MY REIKA! T_T
[22:28] <// J_Daito //> You idiot Aino sounds like Reika. They're COUSINS.
[22:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> HE'S GOT THEM BOTH IN HIS HAREM THE ba[BLEEP]rd
[22:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'LL CUT HIM
[22:29] <@S.X. Aino> Hoo boy, someone's train has left the station a little light
[22:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, well, anyway, Michi and I got the Doc a great gift! Rare too





[22:31] <@S.X. Aino> Somehow... I think the cash might have served better?
[22:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude those gumballs are the s[BLEEP]t
[22:31] <H3LLi05> haruka who da f[BLEEP]k wants to suck miss piggy's balls
[22:31] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[22:31] <H3LLi05> haruka who da f[[BLEEP]]k wants to suck miss piggy's balls`
[22:31] * FireFly_9 facepalms
[22:32] <@S.X. Aino> Hey r-chan did you give pop a present?
[22:32] * @spiritflame does not kill him with her bare hands when she sees him. that alone is present enough.
[22:32] <@S.X. Aino> eheheheheh
[22:32] <@S.X. Aino> Well I got him something fun!





[22:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is now known as Ralph Kramden
[22:34] <Ralph Kramden> NORTON! GET OUUUUUUUUUT!
[22:34] * Ralph Kramden is now known as --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[22:34] <@S.X. Aino> heheh pop grew up with those guys.
[22:35] <H3LLi05> hey sexura X, you give birthday presents like yo mom does? Cuz mine is coming *up* if ya know wat I mean yo
[22:35] *** @S.X. Aino has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( That's SAKURA)
[22:35] <+luna_P> i 20 H4v3 g0773n x4dium 4 pr353n7





[22:36] <// J_Daito //> ..... the ball is starting a death cult
[22:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STARTING? Where the f[BLEEP]k have YOU BEEN
[22:36] <+luna_P> i 4m 73H w4y
[22:36] <@S.X. Aino> Well I think that's all the presents from us to pop
[22:37] <+luna_P> 3mbr4c3 m3 4nd i wi11 134d j00 2 73H v41H4114 0pH 373rn41 w4r
[22:37] <H3LLi05> that dude is freaking me out
[22:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lona-pee i luv u
[22:37] <+luna_P> i H47,.... 1...10v3 j00 my m4573r
[22:37] * luna_P cri35 734r5 0pH H473
[22:37] *** Disconnected
[22:37] *** Sat Oct 01 2005 - LOGGING END ***