At my request (and the subconcious request of all those who were tired of seeing the veritable shrine to Minako-san that Suburbansenshi has become-- no offense, Minako-san), I had Doctor Xadium convince Michiru-momma to create this painting of me, which I think sums up my feelings rather well...

I don't know about the eyes, however. You may click on the image to access a larger version.