00
06/05/2002
The one that started it all! Inspired by a SPAM message to alt.fan.sailor-moon, the very FIRST look into the privately dysfunctional lives of the Outer Sailor Senshi!!
01
06/06/2002
What's this? The Outer Senshi are back? That's right! Just in time to be late for Bishojo Sesnhi Sailor Moon's Tenth Anniversary, the brand-new, irregularly released fanfic comedy series! A Situation Comedy: SUBURBAN SENSHI!
02
06/14/2002
What's this? Haruka's discovered the Internet? Why is Michiru mad at eBay? And why is Setsuna going insane? Hotaru, this is all your fault! The brand new Situation Comedy: SUBURBAN SENSHI, continues with its second episode!!
03
06/20/2002
EHH?! Chibiusa doesn't like Pegasus anymore?! What do you mean, "you've got your Mamo-chan now?!" But wait, so does Usagi! Setsuna, what have you done?! And who's this joining the cast?! Bad Speeches! BATTLE! Weird mad doings as SUBURBAN SENSHI enters midseason with its SWEEPS episode! A special SUPER service edition!
04
06/28/2002
Michiru's new painting is revealed, and you'll never believe what it is! Can you see it? Oh my GOD!! Jedite and Michiru must go out into the world while Professor Tomoe prepares to put down Pegasus! Setsuna, what have you done to your face?! Crazy action while Haruka and Hotaru take a break so they can answer YOU, the fans, as we take a special look into "The Secret World of Kaioh Michiru", today on Episode Four of Suburban Senshi!
05
07/05/2002
Everything can be explained, if you just look hard enough. Well this week we see that our writers have been looking hard! Or is that hardly looking?!? Who knows?? A very complicated day when questions are answered, answers are questioned, and people explode!! So pay attention, and let's all root for Mr. Satan, today on Episode Five of Suburban Senshi!
06
07/12/2002
Endymion is Setsuna's WHAT?! Setsuna is Hotaru's WHO?! Professor Tomoe is possessed by a HORSE?! And the true fate of the Inner Senshi REVEALED! What Naoko did NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW! This week, endings end and beginnings begin! Plotholes are filled and Season One of Suburban Senshi goes out-- not with a whimper, but a BANG!!
06a
07/12/2002
It's break time! What do the Senshi do in between seasons?
06b
07/15/2002
It's no use bargaining with the Author!
06c
07/19/2002
For your pleasure and Enjoyment: Suburban Senshi presents our rendition of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark!
06d
07/26/2002
What the [BLEEP]?! Hamlet was NEVER like this!!
07
08/02/2002
WHOOPEE! Suburban Senshi is back for another season, one with NO Retcons! Last episode saw Haruka and Nephlite say goodbye in a big firey explosion, and now Michiru is an emotional wreck! Well, she's wrecked, anyway! So check out the aftermath of our universally-hated season finale, on the Season Premiere of Suburban Senshi!
08
08/09/2002
Oh, look! Michiru's doing some house cleaning! What? Those are precious keepsakes she's burning? What's this in Naru-chan's cellar? So that's what happened to--! Secrets, lies and deceptions! Today, on Suburban Senshi!
09
08/16/2002
Ooh, Haruka's bringing Hotaru a peace offering! Isn't it CUTE?! What's this? A DEMON!? Bad toy, BAD! Children's toys are not supposed to bring DEMONS into the house! Crazy messed up hyperdimensional action, this week, on Suburban Senshi!
10
08/23/2002
Uh oh! It looks like the big bad aliens are coming! Can everyone get ready in time? Haruka-san, this is NO time to be drinking! What is that alien DOING?! They want secret information! Don't do it, Haruka-- for the sake of humans everywhere! Today on Suburban Senshi, the war for Earth begins!
10a
08/26/2002
Haruka makes a weblog, and everyone's invited! The Genesis of Suburban Senshi on the Web!
11
09/07/2002
Haruka-tachi have new neighbors! Wait a minute, they look sort of familiar! And who's this new mysterious houseguest? Why is Michiru looking so happy? Hotaru, what are you going to do with that guy?! Comedy, Romance and Danger, all on this week's episode of Suburban Senshi!!
12
10/07/2002
The author QUITS! Haruka takes over!!
12a
12/05/2002
Kaioh Michiru didn't just wake up one morning and decide that she needed to conquer the planet... oh wait-- actually she did! For your amusement, the sordid tale of her first foray into the realm of global dictatorship, on Suburban Senshi's first ever WINTER SPECIAL!! This is the story that won Team Suburban Senshi it's first Senshi'ichi Budokai (in a co-win with Sailor Moon!)
13
01/10/2003
Hi, Everyone! Suburban Senshi is BACK! And this season, our cast is taking a trip overseas! That's right! Everyone's going to a place called Papaya Island, because there, in South City, every three years, there is a special event-- a gathering of the world's best martial artists, where fighters vy to be crowned the best in the world. It is the world's most famous and revered martial arts tournament-- the Tenka-ichi Budokai. And the Suburban Senshi are going to enter!!
14
01/25/2003
Only ONE day from the start of the Tenka-ichi Budokai, things have already started to heat up! Old enemies have reappeared, and cast members long forgotten are starting to make surprise cameos! Is an aura of evil descending yet again upon the Budokai? And I remember when it was all just about the fights! SHEESH!!
15
02/08/2003
It's finally time for everyone to draw their lots for positions in the Tenka-ichi Budokai! I wonder who gets to fight whom? But strange things are happening in and out of the arena! It looks like Haruka's in for a nasty surprise! And who's this stalking Jedite! And why does Setsuna have to go to the-- well, we can't spoil it anymore! Find out NOW, on this brand-new episode of Suburban Senshi!!
16
02/21/2003
Today, on a shocking episode of Suburban Senshi, the first two fights of the 33rd Tenka-ichi Budokai take place! Elios and Tienshinhan fight it out, and so do Jedite and Sailor Pluto! The winners may surprise you! Super- violent, super-gross, the battles begin, today on Suburban Senshi: Budokai!
17
03/07/2003
WHAAAAT?! Chibiusa-chan is a powerful warrior?! You've GOT to be joking! Who's that shadowy person! Step into the light! Eww, that's nasty, step back into the dark! Strange things are happening at the Tenka-ichi Budokai, this week on Suburban Senshi! The first round is about to come to a surprising end, so get ready for it, as Chibiusa battles Mutanex, the Michael Jackson wannabe, and Haruka makes her debut against the mighty Daimon Skeletor!
18
03/23/2003
Today, on a special COMMERICAL FREE episode of Suburban Senshi, we move ever-closer to our SHOCKING season finale! But we can't tell you anything more, because to know it too soon would BLOW YOUR MIND! KYAAAAA! I also have to warn all the parents out there that this episode BRUTALLY ABUSES rhymes! So protect the little children!
19
04/03/2003
Finally, the longest-ever story in Suburban Senshi history comes to a close! Will Haruka beat Mecha-Chibiusa and earn her place in the finals? Will Hotaru finally settle her blood fued with Elios? Oh no! It's Great Evil! And our heroes are helpless! Whatever can they do? Ehh?! Kaiou-sama has a plan?! What's he thinking? Why are Jedite and Haruka dancing?! What the [BLEEP] is going on?! Who will win the 33rd Tenka-ichi Budokai? Find out today, in the super action-packed Season Three Finale of Suburban Senshi! Plot is SUPER optional!
19a
03/31/2003
Originally an Omake- The Suburban Senshi get IRC-- this is the short that spawned the phenomenon that is Suburban Senshi IRC.
19b
06/14/2003
Tomoe Hotaru is targeted by a sinister fiend with a malicious grudge! Can she survive his hideous tricks and traps? The shocking tale of her humiliation and defeat, brought to you for the first time ever! This is the story that won Team Suburban Senshi it's second Senshi'ichi Budokai!
20
02/24/2004
The (previously) unfinished Christmas special that was to show the fall of Crystal Tokyo. Parts of it have been depricated by the timeline altering events depicted in Sakura's Tale Act 0 (see below). This is the completed, wholly canonical portion (plus updated material to bring it in line with the new Chronology ala Sakura's tale.) Part 1 was written by Dr. Xadium, Part 2 by the winner of the "Episode 20 Ending" contest, Yaijinden. Both parts are to be considered full canon. Also included are the other reader-submitted conclusions, which could be considered "alternate timeline" variations on the ending.
>> SIDE E - Indigo's Conclusion
SG1
06/22/2004
Team Ten'ou and Team Tomoe battle it out for honor, glory, and control! Haruka and Hotaru's friends duel to see who gets to give the orders in a best of seven matchup! This episode: Cowpie tossing!
SG2
06/23/2004
Duel 2: Iron Chef battle!
SG3
06/25/2004
Duel 3: LAN Deathmatch!
SG4
06/26/2004
Duel 4: A Musical Throwdown in Azabu Juuban!
SG4
07/04/2004
Duel 5: Full on Musical production battle: Part 1
SG5
07/04/2004
Duel 5: Full on Musical production battle: Part 2
The Darkest Chapter in Suburban Senshi history. A brutal murder leads to all the senshi being pushed to their breaking points and beyond. Can they survive the inner demons that torture them? Or will they fall to the darkness in their hearts?
DC0
10/23/04 11/01/04
Love is in the air, and life is good-- but soon Hotaru begins to experience growing pains, and feelings for the one man no one would ever suspect. A new force is on the move. (IRC Format)
DC1
11/01/04 11/02/04
The Senshi begin to experience horrific nightmares. One of their number is murdered. Jedite falls. (IRC Format)
DC2
11/04/04
As Minako forces herself to stay transformed, Dr. Xadium watches the woman he loves slip away from him.
DC3
11/05/04
Haruka and Michiru's private battle against the nightmares. (IRC Format)
DC3a
06/18/05
Xadium and Minako's last night together.

NOTE: This fic is rated R. It was written for a slashfic contest (and it took second place!) some years after the saga was over, although it's not slash per se but "angsty het". While really it is probably PG-13 because there are no explicit physical descriptions, I choose to bump it up to R because there are heavy adult themes at the end, and yes, it is actually a metaphor and not totally gratuitous.
DC4
11/06/04
The enemy finally reveals itself to the weary and fractured senshi.
DC5
11/07/04 11/09/04
The battle for the future begins against an enemy who knows the senshi better than they know themselves. (IRC Format)
DC6
11/10/04 11/11/04
The senshi fight nobly, courageously-- but futiley. Their darkest chapter ends... with oblivion.
MOVIE1
11/17/04
The Sailor Senshi have fallen.... But the Suburban Senshi will arise. (Rated R for language) (Script format)
MVEX1
11/17/04
>> DVD Extra #1 - "Audio Commentary"
(Idea by Furu, Edited by Ikari Shinji, chat format, RTF file format)
Dr. Xadium and a panel of reviewers comment on the movie scene by scene, revealing lots of production secrets, hidden references and ideas. (Rated R for language)
MVEX2
11/17/04
>> DVD Extra #2 - "Question and Answer Session"
(Edited by Ikari Shinji, IRC chat format, RTF file format)
The Suburban Senshi engage in a round-table Question and Answer about the movie and its making. (Rated R for language)
ST0
9/13/04 9/17/04
This was to be the only time Xadium and Minako's grown up future child-- Sakura Xadium Aino-- showed up (to avoid Chibiusa syndrome), with her in the far future, detailing the true "end" of Crystal Tokyo in Sub. Senshi continuity. Her character-- and the world of the future-- however, have proven to be interesting enough to many of the readers of Suburrban Senshi that a limited run miniseries (that is, perhaps four tales in all) chronicling her adventures as they relate to the future of the Suburban Senshi will be created and produced. This, her debut story, can thus be considered "Act 0" for those tales, which ironically, will occur previous to this one, but in the possible future of current Suburban Senshi continuity. In HTML IRC format, it also supplants the never completed episode 20. The other episodes will be prose.
ST1
12/12/04
Meet Sakura Aino, the child of Aino Minako and Dr. Xadium! Half Human, Half Gallifreyan, and with the powers of Venus, what kind of heroine will this next generation of Suburban Senshi be? But does she even WANT to be a hero? And what are the other senshi doing in this far future world? Read on to find out!
ST2
12/25/04
Sakura faces her greatest challenge yet as her worst fears come to pass. Her life takes an unexpected turn, and she finally comes to terms with both her human and Gallifreyan heritages.
ST3
1/30/04
As Sailor Galaxy V, Sakura roams the universe trying to obtain personal justice, not caring who gets in her way. But when a series of Senshi suicide bombers begin terrorizing the Earth planets at the even of Serenity IV's coronation, she's forced into a conflict with the other Sailor Senshi that could cost her her life.
ST3a
1/31/04
>> Act 3.1 OMAKE: The Birds and The Bleeps
A short spamfic about the birds, bees, and Sakura Xadium Aino. (Rated TV-14)
ST4
3/28/04
Sakura and Eudial finally face each other, and their destinies, in the conclusion to Sakura's Tale!
ST5
4/03/05
>> Sakura X. Aino - Homecoming
A short tale setting up the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe that brings Sakura to our time, harmonizing things somewhat with the current state of Doctor Who canon (which we later ignore XD).

An anthology of sorts of short prose character pieces featuring the Sub Senshi, clustered around themes.

501
4/19/05
Hotaru comes to a new understanding about her father and his work.
502
4/20/05
The story of a love that survived the fall of an empire.
503
9/10/05
For her family, rei.bot will face the wrath of a god...
504
9/11/05
The morning after her first wedding anniversary, Minako reflects on the changes in her life.
505
11/01/05
>> Trust (HAPPY BIRTHDAY REI.BOT)
rei.bot and Xadium reconcile.
506
11/24/05
Sakura reflects on the many sacrifices she has made in the Tairon War and assesses the direction of her life.
Three tales binding together the past, present and future of the Suburban Senshi.
OVA1
08/19/05
Sakura tells Chibiusa a tale of school-age adventure and fun! Featuring The Vampire Lyrica Hubert.
OVA2
08/21/05
Finally, the true tale of Michiru's Bid For Power after Season 3 can be told.
OVA3
09/01/05
Minako and Xadium, Haruka and Michiru all have things to celebrate. But dark plans are in full effect. Will anyone escape with their sanity intact?!
601
12/11/05
At first, when Haruka makes a challenge to the inner senshi to have a friendly sparring tournament to see who's the BEST group of senshi, it looks to be fun and games! But when things go nasty in the first exhibition match between Dr. Xadium and his daughter Sakura, things start to take a more sinister turn...
>> 12/12/05 Followup 1 (IRC format)
>> 12/12/05 Followup 2 (IRC format)
602
12/12/05
>> Smash and Grab (IRC)
Elios vs Jedite vs Tomoe to see who's the biggest evil of them all. Who will retain the crown? What will the fallout be? And what secret are the inners hiding?
>> 12/13/05 Followup 1 (IRC format)
>> 12/14/05 Followup 2 (IRC format)
603
12/14/05
>> Raising the Stakes (IRC format)
The inners reveal their real reason for coming back through time, the enemy strikes again, and the course of battle takes a shocking turn.
>> 12/15/05 Followup Michiru vs. Rei (IRC format)
604
12/15/05
>> Ruminations and Revelations (IRC format)
The future and the past collide as the truth about the inners' situation finally clears, and the nature of the enemy is revealed.
605
12/16/05
>> Repercussions (IRC format)
The Enemy makes good use of their stolen items. The end is coming...
>> 12/14/05 Followup (IRC format)
606
12/16/05
>> Refomation (Prose)
The Final battle with the Enemy changes life at Suburban Senshi forever.
MOVIE2
08/24/07
Tuxedo Mask finally becomes a man in this coming-of-age drama. (Rated R for unintentionally bad language) (Prose)
Note: This is a rare badly-subbed workprint edition bootlegged by Hong Kong Film Pirates, and as such is written in ENGRISH, not English.
BRK1
12/08/08
A Sinister plot finally brings Rei to a shocking revelation. But can she survive it?
BRK2
04/23/09
Thanks to a shocking development, Rei's time with the Suburban Senshi is finally over. As one door closes, another opens.
BRK3
05/09/09
Karasuma Akane reflects on her rebirth as an Animamate.
BRK4
01/28/11
Sakura April meets the Wicker Man... and her destiny.
OMK1
11/19/05
Haruka wants an A-Team parody, Haruka gets an A-Team Parody.
MOVIE3
01/12/12
Tsukino Usagi has gone insane, and has been wrecking everyone's lives with the Ginzuishou! But now the time has come to take a stand once and for all! In this, their last battle, will the Suburban Senshi be able to stop their most dangerous enemy of all-- their friend Usagi?!