Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #992: “Unappreciated”
#992: “Unappreciated”

[07:54] *** Wed Jun 28 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:54] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:54] *** Topic is - This one goes out to those stressed domestically -
[07:54] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Wed Jun 28 07:54 2006

[07:54] <FireFly_9> I'm slowly going insane.
[07:54] <// J_Daito //> Going?
[07:54] <FireFly_9> Yes, Going.
[07:54] <// J_Daito //> Right
[07:55] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma simply see me as some kind of object to be utilized.
[07:55] <// J_Daito //> how so?
[07:55] <FireFly_9> "Hotaru, take out the trash"
[07:56] <FireFly_9> "Hotaru wash the car"
[07:56] <FireFly_9> "Hotaru the toilet is overflowing again"
[07:56] <FireFly_9> "Hotaru lock yourself in the room the house is going to start shaking soon"
[07:57] <// J_Daito //> At least they give you warning
[07:57] <FireFly_9> All of three seconds' worth.
[07:58] <FireFly_9> And what do I get in return for this life of Selfless sevitude? I'm laughed at for being "Goth".
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> But you are goth
[07:58] <FireFly_9> If you value your masculinity you'll stop right there.
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> You're just a misandrist
[07:59] <FireFly_9> What.
[07:59] <// J_Daito //> You feel intimidated by the exceptionally virile man so you threaten to emasculate him whenever he encroaches on your self-worth
[08:00] <FireFly_9> Oh, very good. Did you read that in a magazine somewhere, Jedite?
[08:00] <// J_Daito //> Dr. Phil
[08:00] <FireFly_9> Ahh
[08:00] <FireFly_9> But seriously, why can't they respect me more? Any time Haruka-poppa's little cousin Tomoyo comes over, I get shoved to the side and ignored whilst they fawn upon her.
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> You know what they say, Hotaru-chan!!
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> Oh god here it comes
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> Mangled aphorism in 3...2...1...
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> "Familiarity Breeds Contempt"
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> METALLIA SHE GOT IT RIGHT
[08:01] <FireFly_9> o_O
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> iie, chigau... "Family Breeds Content"
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> I knew it couldn't last
[08:08] <FireFly_9> right
[08:09] <FireFly_9> I mean Tomoyo is a lolicon pervert of a child, and yet they coddle her and give her the world, whereas they just tell me what to do and leave me to my own devices.
[08:11] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[08:09] <FireFly_9> I mean Tomoyo is a lolicon pervert of a child`
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> Maybe that's because you're so hard-working and dependable, that they just feel they can rely on you
[08:12] <FireFly_9> To plunge toilets.
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> Oh like they'd ever plunge toilets
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> Ms. and Ms. "Woo-Woo-Woo Woo Sakura Perfection field" rolling up their sleeves and plunging a commode? Never
[08:13] <FireFly_9> Why should my hard work and years of service amount to nothing when the causal interloper can just show up and become treated like a princess?
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> you have only one solution
[08:14] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> blow up the world
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> Hey if Tomoyo42's room can have a Wikipedia Entry how come Suburban Senshi can't?
[08:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Becuz Sabarben Sanshi sakz azz
[08:15] <FireFly_9> Blow up the world...
[08:15] * // J_Daito // can hear tomoe in her room now, pondering... "burow up teh worldo....ka..."
[08:16] <C'est_la_V> Jedite stop encouraging Hotaru-chan to blow up the world!!
[08:16] <// J_Daito //> I mean let's face it, your life of virtue isn't leading you anywhere, you might as well go bad
[08:17] <FireFly_9> ...
[08:17] <// J_Daito //> They won't notice you until your eyes start glowing purple and you start sucking the life out of creatures
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> you remember how it was in the old days, you were the focus of their attention
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh> OH SHI IT'S HOTARU
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou> *s[BLEEP]ts her pants*
[08:18] * FireFly_9 smiles softly
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> They were always chasing you around back then, they couldn't get enough of you
[08:19] <C'est_la_V> they were trying to KILL her
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> That was just their f[BLEEP]ked up way of showing affection, Aino, and you know it
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> You were the center of their world, Tomoe hotaru
[08:20] <=catablanca=> Don't listen to him, Hotaru-chan, you have friends who love you and care for you
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai! Just because Haruka-san and Michiru-san don't understand the treasure they have in their home doesn't mean your friends don't!!
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> Ignore them, Tomoe. You know you ache to pick up the glaive once more and carve out the heart of the infidel
[08:21] <FireFly_9> hehehehe
[08:21] <=catablanca=> Jedite what are you doing
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> I'm bored this could be fun
[08:22] <=catablanca=> Turning Hotaru EVIL just to curte your boredom is NOT a good thing to do
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> Oh shut up you're just afraid because you can't teleport away in the nick of time
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, we love you
[08:23] <FireFly_9> Really?
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> That's it! That's it! See how they suck up to you now, Tomoe?
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> THEY FEAR YOUR POWERS
[08:23] <FireFly_9> :)
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> You're Wrong! We really do love and care for you!
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> By making all kinds of noises late at night and waking you up
[08:24] <FireFly_9> ....
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> JEDITE WILL YOU SHUT UP
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> No :D
[08:25] <FireFly_9> hehehehe.... they'll notice me all right
[08:25] <=catablanca=> Hotaru! Hotaru! there are people who notice you already!
[08:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gad atremas ur sew pathatiac
[08:25] <=catablanca=> I'm not pathetic T_T
[08:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stap sacking ap 2 har
[08:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ,,,
[08:26] <=catablanca=> o_O
[08:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i sed "sacking ap" nat "shaking ap" bich larn 2 reed
[08:27] <FireFly_9> Oh
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> See Hotaru-chan, Artemis cares for you a lot!!
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> You can't see it from the keyboard here but he's blushing a cute little blush!!
[08:28] <=catablanca=> I AM NOT
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> Aww, the cat's in heat
[08:29] <// J_Daito //> let's neuter it
[08:29] <=catablanca=> YOU GO TO HELL JEDITE
[08:29] <=catablanca=> YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE
[08:29] <// J_Daito //> I live in the sub-subbasement of Ten'ou Haruka's house
[08:29] <// J_Daito //> Hell would be an improvement
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, the point is there are more people who care about you than you know
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> And not because of your powers to blow up the world
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> But because you're our important friend
[08:31] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai...
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan ^_^
[08:32] <FireFly_9> Ass.
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> Bakayaro
[08:33] <// J_Daito //> Seriously there are doujin to be made here
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan you know what might make you feel better??
[08:34] <FireFly_9> Shredding Jedite into small strips of flesh and boiling him alive in superheated vinegar?
[08:34] <C'est_la_V> Hai!!
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> ...
[08:34] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil.)
[08:34] <=catablanca=> Heh look at him run
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[08:35] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX

[08:35] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX
[08:35] <FireFly_9> >< Speaking of run
[08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> hotaru I got the runs
[08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I need you to unclog the latrine
[08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> I think Setsuna just passed out from the fumes
[08:36] <FireFly_9> >< Yes, Haruka-poppa
DCC Chat Session
Client: =catablanca=
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[08:36] <=catablanca=> Cheer up Hotaru, we're here for you
[08:36] <FireFly_9> Thank you, but I must let you know
[08:36] <FireFly_9> Depending upon whether or not Haruka-poppa ate beans
[08:37] <FireFly_9> I may have to destroy the world again.
[08:37] <=catablanca=> Believe me if she ate beans, the world would welcome death
DCC Session Closed

[08:37] *** FireFly_9 [] has left #suburbansenshi (Since when did Sailor Saturn become a maid)
[08:38] <=catablanca=> She would look so cute as a maid...
[08:38] <C'est_la_V> What is it with you men and the maid fetish!?
[08:38] <=catablanca=> Shut up it's not a fetish!
[08:38] <=catablanca=> I hate that word, 'fetish'
[08:39] <=catablanca=> It sounds all fleshy and slimy and nasty
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur jast repreassed
[08:39] <=catablanca=> Chibiusa, GET A DICTIONARY
[08:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> atrimass GAT A LIF
[08:40] <C'est_la_V> Well it's good to see everything is back to normal here...???
[08:40] <=catablanca=> Seriously if you want to talk about ingratitude just look at Mina here
[08:40] <C'est_la_V> NANIYO
[08:41] <=catablanca=> I train her, I go out of my way to do my best for her, and what does she do!?
[08:47] <=catablanca=> She calls me a transsexual!
[08:49] <C'est_la_V> Well what do you expect with a name like ARTEMIS?!
[08:50] <=catablanca=> then she accuses me of peeping!
[08:50] <C'est_la_V> DO YOU DENY IT
[08:50] <=catablanca=> ...times were tough ok
[08:51] <=catablanca=> but you could have kept quiet :<
[08:51] * C'est_la_V is away: Hentaiyaro
[08:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs ho newe u war a pamp, atrimass
[08:51] <=catablanca=> didn't you used to spell my name "atremis?"
[08:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yeah bat a i realizd i wuz spalling tit rong sew i faxed tit
[08:52] <=catablanca=> ...
[08:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> c i kan larn bich
[08:52] *** =catablanca= [] has left #suburbansenshi (riiiiiight)
[08:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat
[08:53] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dewn't hat da playar hæt da gayme
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