Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #986: “Suburban Senshi 2k6: Tastes Great, Less Filling”
#986: “Suburban Senshi 2k6: Tastes Great, Less Filling”

[10:00] *** Tue Jun 13 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[10:00] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[10:00] *** Topic is - Less Filling, like a shot from a Canon -
[10:00] *** Set by on Tue Jun 13 10:00 2006

[10:00] <C'est_la_V> Minna-san!! I used the Dragonballs to gain control of Ginga TV!!
[10:01] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kikazz!!1
[10:01] <FireFly_9> Wait... don't I remember this happening already?
[10:01] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...that was an occurence in filler time.
[10:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Filler Time? WTF?
[10:02] <@S.X. Aino> 'Filler time' is like a perfectly protracted portion of the time-space contiuum where stuff happens that gets retconned the minute the normalized timeline reasserts itself
[10:03] <@S.X. Aino> but because it was a parallel yet advancing time track, we all remember it, and some events that were meant for timeline prime are replicated
[10:03] <@SpeedRcrX> So Like Inuyasha-tachi realizing they had to go North all of a sudden after weeks of heading north because they had found out before in filler time
[10:04] <@S.X. Aino> Presactamundo
[10:04] <C'est_la_V> So I'm letting all you guys out of the contract so we don't have to be monkeys for the public anymore!!
[10:04] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k so how long have we been living in this filler time s[BLEEP]t?
[10:05] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> is best not to contemplate such things
[10:06] * @SpeedRcrX is already forgetting loads of s[BLEEP]t that happened over like, the past seven months
[10:06] <chronos.typhoon.2k4>'re not missing much
[10:07] * @spiritflame concurs
[10:07] <@S.X. Aino> True, it was like if the universe was a car the writers of it fell asleep at the wheel
[10:07] <FireFly_9> That is a completely mangled metaphor
[10:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hhshshshshsh
[10:08] <@SpeedRcrX> So anyway
[10:08] <// J_Daito //> Yes?
[10:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, weren't we supposed to get married last June?
[10:09] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[10:09] <@SpeedRcrX> >_>
[10:09] <@SpeedRcrX> So there's this new anime called Haruhi
[10:09] <// J_Daito //> Tell me about this 'Haruhi'
[10:09] <Mdm_Maestro> _
[10:09] <@SpeedRcrX> It's trippy and cool
[10:10] <flame_SNIPER> I know about this, it's based on the Haruhi novels that are currently the runaway best sellers
[10:10] <flame_SNIPER> Only "Harry Potter" and "The DaVinci" code outsell it on
[10:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, the anime is only 14 eps and it depicts chapters of the novels, but some people say it picks the weakest ones to depict
[10:14] <@SpeedRcrX> I found it trippy
[10:15] <Mdm_Maestro> So what about this wedding, Haruka?
[10:15] <C'est_la_V> Who fansubs it
[10:15] <@SpeedRcrX> a.f.k
[10:15] <@SpeedRcrX> hang on let me find a link
[10:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I think it comes out on Sundays --> [URL entered - click here]
[10:16] <flame_SNIPER> The novels have a deep and complicated plot
[10:16] * C'est_la_V will get x-chan to download it for her
[10:17] <// J_Daito //> Why don't you ever download things yourself, Aino
[10:17] <C'est_la_V> I don't like to get worms in my computer
[10:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror if u et mirichru's c[BLEEP]king ud gat wurms in ur stomich
[10:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Honestly, the impertience!
[10:18] <// J_Daito //> so you get the one you love ot get worms in your computer, I see
[10:18] <C'est_la_V> heh, as if you could evne get a worm on your 286
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> *3*86
[10:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Ddin't he get an eMachine?
[10:19] <@S.X. Aino> That was filler time stuffs
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> An eMachine...
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> Would that cost me money
[10:19] <@S.X. Aino> Yeahs
[10:19] <// J_Daito //> then to hell with it
[10:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Why are you so cheap man, you live in a f[BLEEP]king cave and sleep in a bearskin hammock and s[BLEEP]t
[10:20] <// J_Daito //> I save every day for the revolution
[10:20] <@SpeedRcrX> You mean the Wii?
[10:20] <// J_Daito //> NO I do not mean the wii
[10:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh da wii
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> the time of the Dark Kingdom's ascension
[10:21] <C'est_la_V> It's been 15 years let it die
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> NEVER
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> Our time will never end!
[10:21] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...everything ends up forgotten
[10:22] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...even the loyale service of dedicated servants who give their lives for their lord
[10:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshsh u jast wented 2 gat in mai ded's pents
[10:22] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> polite, small lady!
[10:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich ur smal
[10:23] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...i am the tallest of all the senshi
[10:23] <FireFly_9> Taiki-san was larger than you
[10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Taiki was a f[BLEEP]king freak
[10:23] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...she... he... it counted her forehead
[10:25] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (I need to get to work on Ginga TV, there will be lots of neat shows, Watch for it, Onegai!!)
[10:26] * @spiritflame is away: ideas do not die; they change form
[10:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Well looks like Neko finally got her career in entertainment, just not the one she thought she'd have
[10:27] <FireFly_9> I should think that running a media conglomerate would be far more rewarding than a fleeting career as an idol
[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, I see her moving up in the world and I think-- what the f[BLEEP]k do I do with my life
[10:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Is there nothing more than anime, badass kung-fu flicks, wrestling, cars, and beer?
[10:28] <Mdm_Maestro> There's marriage
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> So Michi what do you think
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> I want a new challenge man
[10:30] <// J_Daito //> Bored, Ten'ou?
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I look around man, and time's moving on
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> It's been a long ass time since we fought to save the world
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Most of our enemies have been tied up with our old ones and we kicked the s[BLEEP]t out of them
[10:31] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...the greatest enemy for the soldier can sometimes be the time of peace
[10:32] <FireFly_9> But Isn't peace preferable to the alternative of long, protracted warfare?
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Man I don't want war
[10:33] <@SpeedRcrX> I just want, like... to be appreciated as a hero again
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Do what I did and create an evil menace, and then battle it.
[10:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u meen da menass of ur c[BLEEP]king wich we batel bai damping dat sit in da trish
[10:34] <Mdm_Maestro> Be quiet, Chibiusa!
[10:35] <flame_SNIPER> I am looking for a trip back to the 31st Century, msg flame_SNIPER if you have the means
[10:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y dew u went 2 gew bak 4
[10:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u hatad mam
[10:36] <@S.X. Aino> Aunt Rei, some things you have to live with~
[10:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 chuckles enigmatically
[10:37] <@S.X. Aino> What, Puu-P?
[10:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror poopy
[10:37] <// J_Daito //> Amazing the words she chooses to spell correctly
[10:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ><
[10:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...the future is a horseshoe
[10:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Holy crap that was arcane
[10:38] <@S.X. Aino> What're you talking about
[10:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> you travel in time but have you ever seen the end of the senshi
[10:39] <FireFly_9> ...
[10:39] <FireFly_9> Should you all be talking about this in front of us?
[10:39] <@S.X. Aino> I've heard rumours
[10:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...the senshi are eternal
[10:42] <@S.X. Aino> huh
[10:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...think land of the lost
[10:42] <@SpeedRcrX> the original or the s[BLEEP]tty remake
[10:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...original
[10:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait doe you mean we're stuck in a f[BLEEP]king loop for all eternity?!
[10:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...not quite
[10:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...everyone of importance ends up in the now
[10:43] <@S.X. Aino> ....
[10:43] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[10:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ....hakase isn't my back enough for you :<
[10:44] <GERMATOID> NO
[10:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> :<
[10:44] <flame_SNIPER> So are you just saying I should just give up and stay here
[10:44] <flame_SNIPER> In htis MADHOUSE
[10:45] <// J_Daito //> what exactly bugs you about this place, Hotlegs?
[10:45] <flame_SNIPER> YOU for a START
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit Rei stop PMSing
[10:45] <flame_SNIPER> WHO'S PMSing YOU JERK
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't f[BLEEP]king PMS in my channel!
[10:45] <@spiritflame> whose channel?
[10:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ....her channel ><
[10:46] <flame_SNIPER> I'm NOT PMSing!
[10:46] <=catablanca=> That is a speciest, racist term, hakase
[10:46] <GERMATOID> :P
[10:47] <FireFly_9> Papa, honestly, why must you lust after all the women here?
[10:47] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not getting naked Prof
[10:48] <// J_Daito //> Thank Metallia for that
[10:48] <@SpeedRcrX> What you got a problem with me
[10:48] <// J_Daito //> You're like a Bishounen man with boobs, like that person in Cowboy Bebop
[10:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat wuz da pint ov dat carictar aniwey
[10:49] <=catablanca=> What was the point of Cowboy Bebop anyway
[10:49] <@SpeedRcrX> HERETIC
[10:49] <=catablanca=> It's a question that it's about DAMN TIME someone asked!
[10:50] <=catablanca=> It's just Lupin in Space
[10:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Artemis you don't know s[BLEEP]t
[10:50] <=catablanca=> Ok what makes it so classic then
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> what makes a story about an underage kid in a short skirt and a mask fighting evil with a white cat classic
[10:51] <=catablanca=> IT WAS TRUE AND WE FOUGHT FOR THE WORLD
[10:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Spike fought for the wolrd too!
[10:52] <=catablanca=> Ridiculous!
[10:52] <flame_SNIPER> Spike was one of the rare Jewish-named Characters in Anime
[10:53] <@S.X. Aino> Bah, it's the future, the end of the ridiculous misocgenation mores meant that most of man had nifty names that crossed cultures, so you'd get chinese people named "O'Doul"
[10:53] <FireFly_9> Well we have walking skeletons named "Hilton" now.
[10:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I love Paris ♡
[10:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I watch her video every day ♡
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> You're a sick freak buddy
[10:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> :<
[10:54] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Haruka-kun we use dot be such good friends...
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah then you started f[BLEEP]king turtles
[10:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> DON'T CHEAPEN IT LIKE THAT
[10:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WE MADE LOVE
[10:55] <FireFly_9> Oh. My. God.
[10:55] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (not getting into this)
[11:01] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> men i dew dat sit bat i gats 2 knew
[11:01] <@SpeedRcrX> know what
[11:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wit a tartle da yze of kamekachi
[11:02] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> yes?
[11:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> were doez tit fit
[11:02] *** FireFly_9 [] has quit IRC (no just no)
[11:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> well it's complicated
[11:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> you have to
[11:18] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked Crwn_FruT_Gamer from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( I do not want to f[BLEEP]king HEAR THIS )
[11:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> aww sit men i wented 2 knew
[11:25] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * World of Warcraft bans 30,000 Players * * *
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> Using Korean Gold Farmers hmm
[11:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im a golddagger hshshshs
[11:27] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Apple's iPods are made in China by women who work 15 hours/day, make $50/month, and have to pay half of that right back to the company for housing and food. The article also claims the workers live in dormitories where they are housed 100 per room, and are not allowed visitors * * *
[11:27] <// J_Daito //> Big deal I had armies of zombie slave women making energy for the Dark Kingdom
[11:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude Jed
[11:28] <// J_Daito //> ?
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> I always wanted to know
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ow do you make a slave woman
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ^How
[11:28] <// J_Daito //> This is not a skill that can be taught
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> You either have the overpowering male suave or you don't
[11:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Bulls[BLEEP]t you must have a secret science
[11:29] <// J_Daito //> a secret science?
[11:29] <@SpeedRcrX> a secret science of sexy seduction
[11:29] *** @S.X. Aino has kicked @SpeedRcrX from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( alliteration is my thing, ten'ou :P)
[11:30] *** SpeedRcrX [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:30] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX

[11:30] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX
[11:30] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k you :P
[11:30] <@S.X. Aino> you'd be so lucky :P
[11:31] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * a clever new worm affects users of Yahoo!'s email service. The virus uses a flaw in JavaScript to infect a computer when an email is opened from the user's web-based mail. * * *
[11:31] <// J_Daito //> Whenever I hear about worms I can't help but think of Kaiou's meals
[11:31] <Mdm_Maestro> AGAIN with this nonsense?!
[11:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I got better nonsense for you
[11:38] <Mdm_Maestro> A wedding date?
[11:39] <@SpeedRcrX> I found my A+ High school paper where I wrote that Alice in Wonderland was one girl's drug-induced descent into dreamland debauchery
[11:40] *** Mdm_Maestro [] has quit IRC (YOU CLUELESS MORON)
[11:42] *** Mdm_Maestro [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:42] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Aww you can;t live without me
[11:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Everyone, this is an impressive visual effect --> [URL entered - click here]
[11:44] *** Mdm_Maestro [] has left #suburbansenshi (And you, Haruka, will receive no dessert tonight)
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> watch the world cup for feww --> [URL entered - click here]
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> ^free
[12:01] <Reverend_H> you can watch my cup for free yo
[12:01] *** @SpeedRcrX [] has quit IRC (><)
[12:01] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay bb
[12:01] <Reverend_H> yo
[12:02] <Reverend_H> gimme some suga bb
[12:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dam rite saxy
[12:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /awæy itz gatting hit in hear im takang all mai kloths of
[12:02] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away 
[12:03] * Reverend_H is away: feel the force, baby
[12:03] * // J_Daito // shakes his head
[12:04] <// J_Daito //> What we need are newbies
[12:04] <=catablanca=> huh why
[12:04] <// J_Daito //> Because after almost 4 years I need fresh meat to tear into
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> I've gotten USED to the idea of a pink-haired midget freak with an electra complex vigorously mating with a horse.
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> That terrifies me on some base level
[12:06] * @spiritflame changes topic to `[12:05] <// J_Daito //> I've gotten USED to the idea of a pink-haired midget freak with an electra complex vigorously mating with a horse. `
[12:06] <// J_Daito //> YES LAUGH IT UP EIHGF
[12:06] <@spiritflame> ha ha ha ha
[12:06] <// J_Daito //> Others should share my pain
[12:07] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (and once I figure out how to spam the other servers others will)
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