Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #985: “Vacation Tidbits ”
#985: “Vacation Tidbits ”


[10:05] *** Fri Jun 09 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[10:05] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[15:37] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi Minna-san!!
[15:38] <C'est_la_V> We were on vacation for the last few weeks, but there was some chatting going on too!!
[15:39] <C'est_la_V> rei.bot-san cut out some of the funniest bits and put them together for you so you could be amused
[15:40] <C'est_la_V> We know we've been lazy this year but that's over now
[15:41] <C'est_la_V> I've got X-chan and Tomoe-hakase working on making the site look better and we're going to get back to chatting more!
[15:41] <C'est_la_V> It's a promise!!


[10:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Dudes this is like the most badass song
[10:08] * @SpeedRcrX is listneing to Unknown Artist - Track 2 [128 Kbps]
[10:09] <FireFly_9> Yes I can really see that catching on.
[10:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Motherf[BLEEP]ker ><


[12:03] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, why does oyabun-chan always walk in on me when I'm typing on IRC?
[12:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Because you're ALWAYS typing on IRC ::rollseyes::


[10:18] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Ne, Artemis! Livejournal doesn't want referral codes to make a new journal anymore!!
[10:19] <catablanca> sweet. now i can b[BLEEP]ch about my life without having friends first
[10:19] <C'est_la_V> You need help...


[11:12] <J_Daito> I hate Grammar Nazis with a passion
[11:13] <FireFly_9> Now, now... as irritating as they are they do have their place.
[11:13] <J_Daito> In an incinerator?
[11:14] <FireFly_9> No, sometimes the emphasis they bring on things like Capitalization is critical.
[11:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh, This is true!
[11:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
[11:14] <FireFly_9> ............................
[11:14] <J_Daito> :O
[11:15] <Mdm_Maestro> what


[10:11] <Umino_Gurio> @find World of Warcraft
[10:12] <Umino_Gurio> @locator World of Warcraft
[10:12] <C'est_la_V> ???
[10:12] <@SpeedRcrX> He's looking for warez bots
[10:13] <@spiritflame> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found world of warcraft @ www.goatse.cx
[10:13] *** Umino_Gurio has left #suburbansenshi
[10:13] <@SpeedRcrX> ahahahahahaha


[12:32] <@SX_Aino> So as an odd job one time I was workign tech support
[12:33] <@SX_Aino> me> What seems to be the problem sir?
[12:33] <@SX_Aino> person> I can't get online
[12:33] <@SX_Aino> me> Sir, are you using AOL?
[12:33] <@SX_Aino> person> Yes
[12:34] <@SX_Aino> me> That's it working perfectly, sir.


[11:03] <Naruto> whats the command 4 a new nickname SpeedRcrX
[11:03] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as gaynamehere
[11:03] <@gaynamehere> /nick
[11:04] <@gaynamehere> f[BLEEP]k
[11:04] <Naruto> lol


[10:15] * @SX_Aino changes topic to 'Matrix Revolutions: Smith: "I R teh Übermensch! U R 0wn3d w/ my awesome Will!" Neo: "No! Because I will refute teh diabilical existential angst w/ kung fu!" Smith: "Argh! Now I must stand in the rain and shake my fist at you! Why? Why?" Neo: "Ha ha! I win by losing! I R teh Jesus!" The end.'`


[10:17] <GERMATOID> I'VE JUST PERFECTED ANOTHER ROBOT PROBE FOR NASA
[10:17] <FireFly_9> How does it work, Papa?
[10:17] <GERMATOID> IT COLLECTS DATA ABOUT THE SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT, THEN DISCARDS IT AND DRIVES INTO WALLS
[10:17] <FireFly_9> ...
[10:17] <FireFly_9> That explains everything.


[10:34] <@SpeedRcrX> So f[BLEEP]king bored
[10:34] <FireFly_9> Any ideas for games?
[10:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Got anything, rei?
[10:34] <@spiritflame> yes
[10:35] <@spiritflame> split into two teams of two; each team member gives a word; the words are combined
[10:35] <@spiritflame> you then put them in the web browser; 2 points if the words are an active domain; one if it is parked
[10:36] <@spiritflame> would you like to play?
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> So anyway any more news on Lohan wanting to play Sailor Moon
[10:45] <SugaBB_2999> i tink lionerdo dicraprio iz saxy
[10:45] <@spiritflame> ...
[10:46] <@spiritflame> i am never offering to entertain any of you again
[10:46] <@spiritflame> get out of my channel


[10:53] <ScoutGrl_95> I'm going to pawn my computer so i'll have enough money for a cable modem! YAY!


[10:54] <C'est_la_V> k[BLEEP]o...
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> ?
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> Damn internet ><
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> What happened
[10:55] <C'est_la_V> Remember that house with a lot of cats and that little kid who liked them
[10:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[10:55] <C'est_la_V> One of the cats died and the kid wanted to know where they went so I said "kittyland"
[10:56] <@SpeedRcrX> and
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> She wanted to know where that was
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> So I put that in the browser
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> I had to close that thing so fast ><
[10:57] * Reverend_H is away: somethign just came up yo


[10:58] <GERMATOID> I THINK MIMETE-KUN FINALLY LOST IT...SHE SITTING IN THE CORNER GOING *BEEP* *BEEP* AND PRETENDING SHES A COMPUTER IN THE HOPE I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HER


[11:02] <@SX_Aino> The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck they'll have invented the Vacuum Cleaner


[11:06] <ScoutGrl_95> haruka: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
[11:06] <@SpeedRcrX> uhh no
[11:06] <ScoutGrl_95> uhh yes
[11:07] <ScoutGrl_95> my cousin's sports car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
[11:07] <@SpeedRcrX> dude
[11:07] <ScoutGrl_95> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
[11:08] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE


[10:49] * C'est_la_V is SO PISSED OFF AT X-chan!!
[10:50] * C'est_la_V bansgs her head on the keyboard in frustration!!
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> aaasghhwweeeueuellleueueghhshswaylyn
[10:50] <FireFly_9> What's so sad is...
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> That I married such a baka??
[10:51] <FireFly_9> No, that that's probably a legitimate word in Welsh.


[11:11] <Naruto> you dumb sakura
[11:11] <Naruto> ^your
[11:12] <@SX_Aino> Oh yeah MUCH BETTER THAR


[10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k you AIM
[10:24] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ?
[10:24] <@SpeedRcrX> I just spent the last 15 minutes talking to an AIM Bot without realizing that s[BLEEP]t
[10:24] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hahahahahaha
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k you miradu, f[BLEEP]k you
[10:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> miradu's a chatbot?
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[10:25] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has quit IRC (Got to cancel an engagement ring order from overstock.com)
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> .


[11:16] <Reverend_H> my last score was a hot chick named elizabeth allison rainbow johnson
[11:16] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL the gaijin white trash version of Shaquana


[11:52] <FireFly_9> And then Chibiusa put a scan of my brassiere on the internet for everyone to see ><
[11:52] <J_Daito> I don';t know why you bother wearing one, Tomoe, it's not like you have anything to put in it
[11:52] <FireFly_9> Well, you wear pants, don't you.
[11:52] <@SpeedRcrX> BURNNNNNNNNN


[11:54] <GERMATOID> VACATIONS ARE BORING
[11:55] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Ne, Maybe we should write fan fiction
[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> God all your s[BLEEP]t is like "Sailor V saves ____________ and dates hunky idol ________"
[11:55] <C'est_la_V> Well at least I don't waste my time writing nothing but Knight Rider fiction!!
[11:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I wrote some fanfic once
[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Let's see it
[11:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> "but little did Uncle Jesse expect to find Joey standing alone in his room, surrounded by candles, pleasuring himself. He stood aghast for a moment, watching the tears stream from Joey's closed eyes. The soft music started to get to him, and he found his hand rubbing against the crotch of his pants, bringing 'little Elvis' alive for a rousing crescendo of his own"
[11:56] * C'est_la_V vomits
[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> God at least it didn't have Bob Saget's character in there


[11:59] * @SpeedRcrX loads skype
[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Man you know what's funny as f[BLEEP]k
[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> We used to internet over the phone
[12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> now we phone over internet
[12:00] <@SX_Aino> IT'S SOVIET RUSSIA
[12:00] <SugaBB_2999> omfg~```1111
[12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> In Soviet Russia Internet phones you!


[10:21] <Reverend_H> I f[BLEEP]king hate anime
[10:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Why you poser
[10:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do you s[BLEEP]t on your own culture
[10:22] <Reverend_H> Homes I spent all night getting down hot and heavy to apicture of this hot chick
[10:22] <C'est_la_V> OMG TMI ><
[10:22] <Reverend_H> Turns out it was a GUY
[10:22] <@SpeedRcrX> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:23] <Reverend_H> stupuid how to draw manga bishounen bulls[BLEEP]t ><


[12:10] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> God life is good ♡
[12:10] <@SpeedRcrX> ?
[12:10] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> A girl I've had my eye on for some time just IMed me and said she's getting hot and bothered thinking about me
[12:11] <@SpeedRcrX> wow
[12:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh wait, she was messaging the wrong window ><


[13:09] <@spiritflame> speaking softly now; mercy is highest virtue; tolerance always
[13:10] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> IM SICK OF YOU
[13:10] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> AND YOUR LAME HAIKU
[13:10] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR HAIKU
[13:10] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> IN FACT
[13:11] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
[13:11] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
[13:11] <R3spect_Mai_Authortah> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT B[BLEEP]CH
[13:12] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b on R3spect_Mai_Authortah
[13:13] <@spiritflame> speaking softly now; mercy is highest virtue; tolerance always
[13:14] <@Dr_Xadium> right
[13:14] <@SpeedRcrX> yeah
[13:14] <@SX_Aino> mmhmm


[12:14] * Shippous_Sexy_Wife has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
[12:15] <J_Daito> I wish your tail would catch on fire


[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Roses are Red
[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Violets are Blue
[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> All my Base
[12:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Are belomg to you
[12:18] <C'est_la_V> dork


[12:20] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer has joined #lonelymenseekinghotforeignbrides
[12:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> i'm japanese man, i have 31yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me
[12:22] <gendo_wants_lolicon_grl> good 2 c u left turtles behind


[12:23] <@SpeedRcrX> don't you hate it when you s[BLEEP]t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
[12:23] <FireFly_9> ....
[12:23] <@SpeedRcrX> ^drop s[BLEEP]t


[10:27] <C'est_la_V> I can beat your story about blowing up Nephlite's car, Haruka-san
[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> O RLY
[10:27] <C'est_la_V> Hai, one time I was in the neighborhood playing pranks with Mako-chan and we can across this yellow car with a black drop top
[10:28] <C'est_la_V> Mako-chan lit a cigarette and it fell on the floormats and they caught fire
[10:28] <C'est_la_V> We never ran away from something as fast as we did that
[10:28] <catablanca> Makoto smokes?
[10:28] <C'est_la_V> No it was her sempai
[10:29] <C'est_la_V> anyway after we got abotu two blocks away we heard a BOOM and the whole car had gone up
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that was MY f[BLEEP]king car
[10:29] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (Shimatta)


[12:46] <@SpeedRcrX> I think rei-rei's been in a bad mood lately
[12:46] <J_Daito> Why do you say that
[12:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Quit:VeryBeryl@AC9934E0.darkkingdom.aol.com Kill by @spiritflame (you are banned from this network: harassing ops on this network is not allowed; if you feel this kill is in error, GO F[BLEEP]K YOURSELF AND DIE B[BLEEP]CH (ID: =ZYJgAzlVFwPzgQ<))
[12:49] * J_Daito nods


[12:55] <@SpeedRcrX> i was just reading a news headline and i thought it said "double amputee conquers everquest" and i was like whoa
[12:55] <@SpeedRcrX> but is said everest
[12:55] <@SpeedRcrX> which is far less impressive


[10:30] <Kaji> o youz b3 1 d3d m0th4f[BLEEP]k4
[10:30] <FireFly_9> Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the cream of today's youth society.
[10:31] * FireFly_9 points to Kaji.
[10:31] * @SX_Aino slaps a "As Seen On MTV" sticker on Kaji.
[10:31] <@SX_Aino> Hay who shot you anyways
[10:32] <Kaji> i shot mys3lf w0Rd
[10:32] <@SX_Aino> ....
[10:32] <Kaji> 50 w4nn4 d0 m3


[10:05] <flame_SNIPER> I hate men
[10:06] <J_Daito> I hate the spore
[10:06] <flame_SNIPER> I hate YOU
[10:07] <Reverend_H> i gots 3 guns maybe we can solve some problems yo
[10:07] <J_Daito> I have a glue factory maybe we can solve you


[13:18] <Kuno_Blue_Thunder> In my possession I have rarest footage of the masterful Houdini locked out of his automobile-- now... what am I bid?
[15:20] *** Disconnected
[15:20] *** Mon Jun 12 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cobrawolf [e-mail] • 06/13/06 04:02pm

Aw man...

Aw man...

That's fucking hysterical.

I loved it.

Euri [e-mail] • 06/13/06 12:03pm

...but not when everything's falling down

Emmychan • 06/13/06 11:25am

When all else fails, turn to bash.org

kevryn • 06/12/06 05:04pm

... omg, someone had too much time on their hands XD

Shaldra Darkness • 06/12/06 03:00pm

lols

Adam • 06/12/06 02:56pm



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