#977: “Budokai 2k6: Tomoe v. Tomoe”
[07:48] *** Thu May 04 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:48] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
> ♦ And now we come to match one of the 2006 Budokai semifinals! Father vs. Daughter, Professor Souichi Tomoe vs Hotaru Tomoe!
[07:49] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
Irasshai GERMATOID *** Happy Greenery Day [Golden Week]!!
[07:49] *** FireFly_9 [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
Irasshai FireFly_9 *** Happy Greenery Day [Golden Week]!!
[07:50] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[07:50] ☼ Scouter indicates Sailor Saturn has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[07:50] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
> NOT WASTING ANY TIME, ARE YOU?
[07:50] <Sailor Saturn
> I am going to win the Budokai this year, Papa.
[07:51] * Sailor Saturn points her glaive at Papa.
[07:51] <Sailor Saturn
> And I owe you for the hell that is my life.
> HEY I RESURRECTED YOU, YOU WOULD HAVE NO LIFE OTHERWISE
[07:51] <Sailor Saturn
> True, but then you gave me to Setsuna-momma.
[07:52] <Sailor Saturn
> PHARAOH 90 WOULD HAVE BEEN A KINDER FATE!
> KIDS TODAY, NO GRATITUDE
[07:53] <@spiritflame> Sailor Saturn rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[07:53] <Sailor Saturn
> - Roll -
[07:55] <@spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[07:57] <Sailor Saturn
> Good, but not good enough
[07:58] [1000 HP / 1471 MP] Sailor Saturn Swings around the glaive and slashes papa in the stomach (-29 MP)
[07:58] [957 HP / 1547 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (43 damage)
[07:58] * GERMATOID GASPS FOR AIR AND JERKS BACKWARD, ICHOR SPEWING EVERYWHERE, CRASHING TO THE GROUND
[07:58] <Sailor Saturn
[07:59] [1000 HP / 1435 MP] Sailor Saturn swivels the gliave around and SLAMS the butt end into papa's prone stomach (-36 MP)
[07:59] [954 HP / 1556 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[07:59] * GERMATOID CATCHES THE BOTTOM OF THE GLAIVE WITH BOTH HANDS
[08:00] [1000 HP / 1402 MP] Sailor Saturn throws papa to the side with a flick of the glaive tot he side (-33 MP)
[08:00] [922 HP / 1603 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[08:01] * GERMATOID GOES FLYING, CRASHING THROUGH SOME ROCKS AND UNDERBRUSH
> HEHEH.... HAHHAAHAH.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MUAHAHAHAH
[08:02] * GERMATOID RISES UP AND RIPS OFF HIS LAB COAT, FLEXING HIS ARM MUSCLES, HIS LAB SHIRT TEARING OFF ALA THE HULK, REVEALING A MASSIVELY MUSCLED CHEST
> TIME TO FACE THE MIGHT OF THE SUPERHUMAN~!
[08:02] * Sailor Saturn sweatdrops, never used to seeing Papa like this.
[08:03] [922 HP / 1103 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID PRESSES HIS HANDS INTO THE GROUND, RIPPING OUT A BOULDER AND HURLING IT AT SATURN (-500 MP)
[08:03] [726 HP / 1406 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (274 damage)
[08:03] <Sailor Saturn
[08:04] * Sailor Saturn is slammed by a boulder and is crushed against a wall, crying out, then going silent.
[08:05] [726 HP / 906 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn There is a purple surge of energy as the boulder cracks, shafts of purple light streaming forth from it, then exploding outwards in a ray of force.... SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE! (-500 MP)
[08:05] [625 HP / 1110 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (297 damage)
[08:06] * GERMATOID RIASES HIS HANDS IN FRONT OF HIM TO BLOCK THE ATTACK, BUT IS PUSHED BACK, FEET DIGGING TRENCHES INTO THE GROUND, UNTIL FINALLY HE IS BLOWN AWAY, ABOUT HALF A BLOCK
[08:07] <Sailor Saturn
> Be glad there is no "Ring out."
[08:07] * Sailor Saturn waits for Papa to return.
> ♦ Ara, Professor Tomoe seems to be taking his time getting back! Is he still alive?
[08:09] <Sailor Saturn
[08:10] [625 HP / 610 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT A FUEL TANKER COMES *FLYING* OUT OF NOWHERE, SCREAMING THROUGH THE AIR AT SATURN (-500 MP)
[08:10] <Sailor Saturn
[08:10] [726 HP / 909 MP ] Sailor Saturn has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[08:11] * Sailor Saturn barely backflips out of the way as the tanker SLAMS into the side of the arena, exploding in a deadly fireball
[08:11] <Sailor Saturn
> YOU TRIED TO kill ME!!
> THIS IS A FIGHT FOR ALL THE MARBLES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> BESIDES I'VE OFTEN WANTED TO REVIVE YOU AGAIN
[08:12] <Sailor Saturn
> Oh that is IT.
[08:13] [726 HP / 409 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Sailor Saturn swingas the glaive around as she pirouettes, hacking and slashing into papa's chest, then impaling him with it,, swinging him upwards and casting him off, air juggling him with impacts from the bottom of the glaive (-500 MP)
> ♦ Ara, is it too late to remind them killing is against the rules?
[08:13] [144 HP / 635 MP ] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (481 damage)
[08:14] * GERMATOID SCREAMS OUT IN UNHOLY PAIN AS GALLONS OF HIS ICHOR SPILL ON THE GROUND AND HE SLIDES DOWN THE GLAIVE, STILL IMPALED, LOOKING AT SATURN THROUGH CRACKED GLASSES
[08:15] <Sailor Saturn
> - He can take more than this. -
> EHEHEH.... HEHEHEH...
[08:15] [144 HP / 135 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID LETS HIS BODY LIQUIFY INTO THE INKY BLACK OOZE AND SURROUNDS SATURN, SMOTHERING HER (-500 MP)
[08:15] [571 HP / 411 MP ] Sailor Saturn has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (155 damage)
[08:16] * Sailor Saturn gasps for air as her oxygen is cut off, eyes going wide and dropping to the ground helplessly
[08:17] [571 HP / 386 MP] Sailor Saturn uses her planet power to explode an aura of energy around her and boil the ooze off (-25 MP)
[08:17] [107 HP / 175 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[08:17] * GERMATOID CRIES OUT IN AGONY AS HE IS BOILED OFF, AND REFORMS IN A HEAP BESIDES SATURN
> I WON'T.... GO DOWN SO EASILY...
[08:18] <Sailor Saturn
> That's not what Kaolinite said!
[08:18] [107 HP / 165 MP] GERMATOID WHIPS OUT A HEART BUSTER RIFLE AND SHOOTS OUT SATURN'S PURE HEART! (-10 MP)
[08:18] [548 HP / 402 MP] Sailor Saturn has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[08:19] * Sailor Saturn wheezes and drops to her knees as her pure heart floats behind her, her eyes going dull and lifeless
[08:19] [107 HP / 137 MP] GERMATOID IMPLANTS A DAIMON SEED IN SATURN (-28 MP)
[08:19] [538 HP / 405 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[08:20] * Sailor Saturn spits up blood as the daimon explodes out of her, rising up with a birdlike screech
[08:20] [107 HP / 132 MP] GERMATOID CATCHES SATURN'S PURE HEART AND SWALLOWS IT (-5 MP)
[08:20] [538 HP / 408 MP] Sailor Saturn has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:22] * Sailor Saturn reaches out with lightning speed on pure instinct and grabs her heart back, replacing it
[08:22] <Sailor Saturn
[08:25] [538 HP / 403 MP] Sailor Saturn swings her glaive around and knocks papa's feet out from under him (-5 MP)
[08:25] [77 HP / 161 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[08:26] * GERMATOID DROPS BACKWARDS AND HITS THE GROUND HARD, GETTIGN KNOCKED OUT FOR A MOMENT
[08:26] <Sailor Saturn
> Time to end this.
[08:27] [538 HP / 367 MP] Sailor Saturn smashes the butt end of the glaive into papa's left and right kneecaps, shattering them (-36 MP)
[08:27] [67 HP / 168 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[08:27] * GERMATOID CRIES OUT IN SHOCKED PAIN
[08:27] [538 HP / 344 MP] Sailor Saturn drives the butt end of the glaive down in papa's nethers "This is for all those WRETCHED thoughts you had of Kaolinite!" (-23 MP)
[08:28] [65 HP / 178 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[08:28] * GERMATOID SWINGS HIS LEGS UP AND CROSSES THEM, ENFOLDING THE BLADE,HIS KNEES ALREADY REGENERATED
> YOU ALMOST SOUND JEALOUS
[08:29] <Sailor Saturn
> Why would I be JEALOUS!
> FREUD EXPLAINS IT ALL
[08:30] [65 HP / 140 MP] GERMATOID EXPLAINS TO HOTARU HOW, IN FREUDIAN TERMS, SHE HAS ALWAYS LUSTED AFTER HIM IN AN ELECTRA COMPLEX SENSE AND THUS COULD NOT STAND THE COMPETITION FROM THE CURVACEOUS AND SEDUCTIVE KAOLINITE (-38 MP)
[08:30] [496 HP / 346 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (42 damage)
[08:30] <Sailor Saturn
[08:30] [496 HP / 337 MP] Sailor Saturn punch to the nethers "UTTERLY DISGUSTING AND FALSE!" (-9 MP)
[08:31] [27 HP / 153 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:31] * @Sailor Uranus changes topic to `Sailor Saturn punch to the nethers`
[08:31] <Sailor Saturn
[08:31] <@Sailor Uranus
> Hey it's the new special attack for the year 2006!
[08:32] [27 HP / 123 MP] GERMATOID TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION TO GRAB SATURN, FLIP HER UPSIDE DOWN AND PILEDRIVE HER INTO THE GROUND HEADFIRST (-30 MP)
[08:32] [441 HP / 338 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[08:33] * Sailor Saturn smashes headfirst into the ground but manages not to have her neck broken
[08:33] <Sailor Saturn
> Too little.... TOO LATE!
[08:33] [441 HP / 324 MP] Sailor Saturn IMPALES papa with the glaive and TWISTS (-14 MP)
[08:34] [5 HP / 192 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (22 damage)
[08:34] * GERMATOID SPITS UP ICHOR AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES
[08:35] [5 HP / 153 MP] GERMATOID SPITS IN SATURN'S EYE (-39 MP)
[08:36] [403 HP / 361 MP] Sailor Saturn has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (38 damage)
[08:36] * Sailor Saturn cries out, blinded by acidic venomous spit...!?
[08:36] * Sailor Saturn crashes to the ground
[08:36] [5 HP / 143 MP] GERMATOID GETS UP AND KICKS SATURN THROUGH A WALL (-10 MP)
[08:36] [347 HP / 379 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (56 damage)
[08:37] * Sailor Saturn crashes through a wall and cries out in pain
> ♦ Oh my god, the incredibly tenacous professor refuses to go quietly!
[08:38] [5 HP / 135 MP] GERMATOID GRABS SATURN BY THE LEGS, DRAGS HER BACK, SWINGS HER INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS HER HEADFIRST INTO THE WALL (-8 MP)
[08:38] [294 HP / 383 MP] Sailor Saturn has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[08:38] * Sailor Saturn spits up blood as she's dashed against the wall, cracking it
[08:39] [294 HP / 378 MP] Sailor Saturn in a desparation move, slams her glaive down on Papa's head, splitting it lengthwise (-5 MP)
[08:39] [-30 HP / 141 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (35 damage)
[08:39] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[08:39] * GERMATOID 'S HEAD EXPLODES INTO INKY PULP
[08:39] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane throws up
[08:39] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya too
[08:40] * Sailor Saturn drops to the ground, panting, detransforming
[08:40] * Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[08:40] * GERMATOID PLOPS TO THE GROUND LIFELESS, THEN HIS HEAD BURSTS OUT OF HIS NECK, REFORMING
> HAHAH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
> THAT'S MY GIRL ♡
[08:41] * GERMATOID PASSES OUT
> Veni... Vedi... Vici... *passes out*
> ♦ In what has to be one of the most brutal matches so far, Tomoe Hotaru follows the pattern of Greek myth and advances by symbolically slaying her own father!
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Irasshai C'est_la_V *** Happy Greenery Day [Golden Week]!!
> Hi Hi Oyabun-chan!
> Hi Hi!
> I can tell you I'm glad I'm not facing Hotaru-chan in the Budokai! She's probably kill me for all those sleepless nights I made her endure!!
> So to win is to lose??
> In this case, yes!!
> but if Xadium-kun beats Michiru-kun then I get to see her beat him up, which will be great!!
> Are you still pining over the fact that the "Thomas Riker" like duplicate of your husband whom you dumped moved on with the Expellian Shaldra Darkness??
> Hai! He should have stayed in a corner pining over me forever!!
> *mutter* You can tell she's the incarnation of Aphrodite all right
> So as punishment for his moving on, another entry in "Make fun of Baka Xadium week" from Nako-Nako-chan!!
> Ara... nice legs
> AHAHAHAAH doesn't he look stupid! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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[08:53] *** Thu May 04 2006 - LOGGING END ***