Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #976: “Budokai 2k6: Hino Rei vs Jedite”
#976: “Budokai 2k6: Hino Rei vs Jedite”
[09:13] *** Mon May 01 2006 - LOGGING START *** [09:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3 [09:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ This Edition of Suburban Senshi Budokai is brought to you by 007 in Casino Royale!
[09:16] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Today we have a grudge match that goes back to the early 90's! General Jedite vs Hino Rei, the woman who fried him! [09:16] *** flame_SNIPER [email@example.com] has joined #suburbansenshi3 [09:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai flame_SNIPER
[09:16] *** J_Daito [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3 [09:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai J_Daito
[09:16] ☼ Scouter indicates flame_SNIPER has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! [09:16] ☼ Scouter indicates J_Daito has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! [09:16] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ And it looks like they're not wasting any time! [09:17] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ this is the last first round match before we head into the semifinals! [09:17] * J_Daito licks his lips [09:18] <J_Daito> So, Hino... we finally meet again on the field of battle
[09:18] <flame_SNIPER> Heh, it'll be a PLEASURE to burn you to cinders once again, Jedite
[09:18] * J_Daito cracks his neck. "I'm not the same s[BLEEP]tennou you fought before" [09:19] <flame_SNIPER> Please, you're just an overconfident a[BLEEP]le
[12:02] <J_Daito> I've trained at the edge of reality and flayed the Great Old One Cthulthu and used his skin as a Halloween costume in the years since we last fought, how about you?
[12:03] <flame_SNIPER> I had to listen to USAGI all day
[12:03] <flame_SNIPER> for a hundred and fifty years
[12:03] <J_Daito> ...
[12:04] <@spiritflame> flame_SNIPER rolls 1d20 [ 20 ] [12:05] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ ARA, Hino-san's just is on form as she rolls a perfect 20! [12:07] * J_Daito crosses his arms in front of him "Bring it" [12:08] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: flame_SNIPER OH SHUT UP YOU SMUG ASS --- FLAME SNIPER TO THE BALLS (-500 MP) [12:08] [389 HP / 1538 MP ] J_Daito has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (611 damage) [12:09] <J_Daito> MAXX POWER IS ON FIRE ARRRRARRGH
[12:09] * J_Daito drops to his knees, twitching and in flames from his GROIN HIS GROIN BY METALLIA [12:10] * flame_SNIPER licks her lips [12:10] <flame_SNIPER> You're NO MATCH FOR ME, a[BLEEP]le
[12:10] [1000 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: flame_SNIPER MARS FIRE SNAKE TO THE HEAD (-500 MP) [12:10] [112 HP / 1558 MP ] J_Daito has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (277 damage) [12:11] * J_Daito 's HEAD IS ON FIRE [12:11] * J_Daito rolls around, screaming in pain as his flesh begins to melt off [12:11] [1000 HP / 0 MP] SPECIAL ATK: flame_SNIPER MARS... PLANET ATTACK! OUT OF MANA - SPECIAL ATTACK FAILS! (-500 MP) [12:11] <flame_SNIPER> OH k[BLEEP]o
[12:11] <J_Daito> yyy.... you b[BLEEP]ch....
[12:12] * J_Daito staggers back to his feet, grinning darkly [12:12] * J_Daito masses a globule of dark power in his left hand [12:12] * J_Daito doesn't even bother to put himself out [12:13] [112 HP / 1058 MP] SPECIAL ATK: J_Daito ZWEES forward and SLAMS Hino in the abdomen with his flaming fist (-500 MP) [12:13] [990 HP / 5 MP ] flame_SNIPER has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage) [12:13] * flame_SNIPER snarls and catches his damn fist and holds it fast [12:13] <flame_SNIPER> Is that ALL you have! I pass!
[12:14] [112 HP / 558 MP] SPECIAL ATK: J_Daito KISSES HINO DEEPLY AND SLAMS HER WITH KI IN HER CHEST (-500 MP) [12:14] [786 HP / 7 MP ] flame_SNIPER has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (204 damage) [12:14] <flame_SNIPER> O_O
[12:14] <flame_SNIPER> YOU FILTHY MAGGOT
[12:14] <J_Daito> You dont' have enough ki to attack :D
[12:15] <flame_SNIPER> ...Pass ><
[12:15] [112 HP / 58 MP] SPECIAL ATK: J_Daito ZWEES forward again and feels Hino up, headbutting her through the wall right after (-500 MP) [12:15] [786 HP / 10 MP ] flame_SNIPER has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage) [12:16] * flame_SNIPER jerks out of the way just in time [12:16] [786 HP / -18 MP] flame_SNIPER kicks Jedite in the ASS for that OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-28 MP) [12:16] * flame_SNIPER drops to the ground, exhauted, it's too hard to tell where his ASS is anyway considering he's ALL ASS [12:17] [112 HP / 23 MP] J_Daito grabs Hino by the neck and lifts her up, bringing his lips close to hers, then opening his mouth and EXPLODING a beam of ki at her head (-35 MP) [12:17] [741 HP / 2 MP] flame_SNIPER has been HIT!! (45 damage) [12:18] * flame_SNIPER 's head jerks back as the ki blasts her, but she's faced worse [12:18] <flame_SNIPER> PASS!
[12:18] [112 HP / 1 MP] J_Daito douses Hino in gasoline and lights her on fire (-22 MP) [12:18] [707 HP / 55 MP] flame_SNIPER has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (34 damage) [12:18] * flame_SNIPER screams out, on FIRE [12:19] <J_Daito> How do you like THAT, b[BLEEP]ch
[12:19] [707 HP / 54 MP] flame_SNIPER flame snipers Jedite to the balls again (-1 MP) [12:19] [79 HP / 17 MP] J_Daito has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (33 damage) [12:19] * J_Daito drops to the ground, eyes wide with shock, shot through the groin with an arrow [12:20] [707 HP / 50 MP] flame_SNIPER puts herself out and then uses a FIRE SOUL to light Jedite's whole body on fire (-4 MP) [12:20] [43 HP / 27 MP] J_Daito has been HIT!! (36 damage) [12:20] <J_Daito> GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:21] <flame_SNIPER> THIS ENDS NOW
[12:21] [707 HP / 11 MP] flame_SNIPER raises up a Flame sniper, pressing the arrow to Jedite's back and firing (-39 MP) [12:21] [-12 HP / 36 MP] J_Daito has been HIT!! (55 damage) [12:21] J_Daito has BEEN DEFEATED!!! [12:22] * J_Daito spasms, back cracking under the blow of the flame sniper [12:22] * flame_SNIPER SLAMS her high heeled shoe into Jedite's back [12:22] * flame_SNIPER grabs the mic from Karasuma [12:22] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL [12:23] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ DO NOT F[BLEEP]K WITH HINO REI [12:23] <flame_SNIPER> ♦ THE B[BLEEP]CH... IS BACK [12:24] * flame_SNIPER stalks off, triumphant [12:24] *** flame_SNIPER [firstname.lastname@example.org] has left #suburbansenshi3 [12:24] * J_Daito spasms on the ground helplessly, foam comng out of his mouth [12:24] * GERMATOID TOSSES JED A SENZU [12:24] ☼ Scouter indicates J_Daito has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!! [12:25] * J_Daito springs to his feet [12:25] <J_Daito> I.... will kill her.
[12:25] <GERMATOID> NO YOU WON'T
[12:25] <J_Daito> - Yes... I will -
[12:25] <GERMATOID> NO YOU WON'T
[12:25] <J_Daito> What makes you think I won't Souichi
[12:26] <GERMATOID> BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DATE HER
[12:26] <J_Daito> ...
[12:26] <J_Daito> This is true.
[12:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ this portion of the Suburban Senshi Budokai brought to you by Superman Returns! Here's a clip of Superman flying!! [12:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> --> http://www.brandonrouth.com/images/video/SR_Coke.avi [12:30] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi3 [12:30] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[12:30] <C'est_la_V> Ano, on another front!!
[12:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Oyabun-chan!!
[12:31] <C'est_la_V> Aya-chan!!
[12:31] <C'est_la_V> X-kun has made people upset with a parody that will not be mentioned!!
[12:31] <C'est_la_V> So as punishment, it's make fun of X-kun week!!
[12:31] <C'est_la_V> People are posting things to make fun of X-kun!!
[12:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Do you have to be so happy about it
[12:32] <C'est_la_V> Yes!!
[12:32] <C'est_la_V> for our first one, True Blue dug up one of X-kun's failed attempts at art from scratch!!
[12:34] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, he looks like a monkey in a Darkwing Duck costume!!
[12:34] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[12:34] <C'est_la_V> AHAAHAHAHAHAH doesn't he look STUPID!!
[12:34] <@Dr_Xadium> ...hate...
[12:34] <C'est_la_V> More tomorrow!! Bye-bye!!
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