Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #966: “Budokai 2k6: Motoki vs Michiru”
#966: “Budokai 2k6: Motoki vs Michiru”
[10:08] *** Wed Apr 05 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[10:08] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
[10:08] *** Topic is - Class Warfare -
[10:08] *** Set by on Wed Apr 05 10:08 2006
[10:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Good morning everyone, and welcome to the next battle in the annual "Suburban Senshi" budokai!
[10:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ After the heart-pounding, down to the wire sudden-death battle between former Budokai champion hino rei.bot and Doctor Xadium, we come to a more down-to-earth conflict, the wealthy elite Kaioh Michiru vs. the everyday common working man, Furuhata Motoki!
[10:11] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh ho ho ho ho! Well, this struggle won't even be a struggle at all! That rough young man will be no match for my elite combat skills! I won't even have to transform!
[10:12] * Mdm_Maestro covers her mouth and laughs again
[10:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Do bluebloods train for combat, Miss Kaioh? Your Mother's side of the family was wealthy British elite
[10:13] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, but wasn't her father a worthless wannabe Yakuza?
[10:14] <Mdm_Maestro> .........
[10:15] <Mdm_Maestro> My father was heir to the Kanzaki family line, a long and noble one!
[10:16] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ So the rumours of him being an honorless ba[BLEEP]rd are false?
[10:16] <Mdm_Maestro> It took my mother to restore honour to the family line, which she did with a swift kick to the crotch of his pants
[10:17] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, always effective!
[10:17] <Mdm_Maestro> At any rate, this *boy* will be no match for me, he is merely a third-rate restauranteur who works the counter at an arcade / karaoke bar
[10:18] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[10:18] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[10:18] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ And here's Motoki now... wearing a Ninja Turtle suit?
[10:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> - Turtle power -
[10:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ..................
[10:19] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, I'd heard about his sick turtle fetish but...
[10:27] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> - Let's roll -
[10:33] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Motoki-san is eager to begin!
[10:34] <Mdm_Maestro> Fine, but You should know luck runs in my family! O HO HO HO HO
[10:34] <@spiritflame> Mdm_Maestro rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[10:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ For someone with luck in her family that was a dead even roll! Motoki-san has a 50-50 shot of getting the first move!
[10:36] <@spiritflame> Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[10:36] <Mdm_Maestro> ...................................
[10:36] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> - Cowabunga -
[10:37] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, the working man's luck is up tonight! Motoki-san rolls high
[10:41] ☼ Scouter indicates Crwn_FruT_Gamer has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[10:41] ☼ Scouter indicates Mdm_Maestro has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[10:41] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer smashes you with nunchucks to the head (-500 MP)
[10:41] [834 HP / 1507 MP ] Mdm_Maestro has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (166 damage)
[10:42] * Mdm_Maestro gasps and staggers back, bleeding from the head
[10:42] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> How do you like my "Michelangelo special?"
[10:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Kaioh takes a SAVAGE smash to the head!
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> You... barbaric philistine... to compare yourself to such a masterful artist...
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> I'll CLEANSE YOU OF YOUR WAYS
[10:44] [834 HP / 1007 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Mdm_Maestro opens a can of turpentine and dashes it in your eyes (-500 MP)
[10:44] [982 HP / 1001 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[10:44] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls out of the way and dodges the blinding attack
[10:45] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer blocked it by getting splashed on the half-shell
[10:46] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Furuhata's luck holds, barely escaping getting his eyes blistered by paint remover!
[10:46] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm tired of you elites looking down on me just because I like common-man things!
[10:47] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU ARE DRESSED LIKE A TURTLE
[10:48] [982 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer grabs some jeans and a daisy duke shirt and FORCES Kaioh to wear them (-500 MP)
[10:48] [385 HP / 1045 MP ] Mdm_Maestro has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (449 damage)
[10:49] * Mdm_Maestro cries out in shock, looking so... so... unbearably common!
[10:49] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...You actually look hot...
[10:50] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, Motoki-san's forced Michiru-san to dress down, and it knocked her out! I don't think she can stand to be a plebe! She's wide open for attack!
[10:51] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer sweats a little
[10:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> If you... you'd like we could go out... sometime... and call this a draw...
[10:52] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Motoki's hitting on Michiru, but not in a Budokai kind of way!
[10:52] * Mdm_Maestro spits. "I'd never be seen... with a freak like you..."
[10:52] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, REJECTED
[10:52] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer growls
[10:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> - Then Taste Rapahæl's REVENGE -
[10:55] [982 HP / 1 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer gets a tattoo machine and TATTOOS Kaioh on the back with a smiling ninja turtle face! (-500 MP)
[10:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Enraged, Furuhata's pushed himself to the ultimate limit to attack! Will it pay off!
[10:55] [169 HP / 1059 MP ] Mdm_Maestro has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (216 damage)
[10:56] * Mdm_Maestro cries out. defaced, her pristine skin blemished forever....
[10:56] <Mdm_Maestro> I'll kill you...
[10:57] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Furuhata still has one attack left, but no energy, what will he do?!
[10:58] [982 HP / -3 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer smacks Kaioh OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-4 MP)
[10:58] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer drops to his knees, panting
[11:00] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Furuhata's luck has finally run out! Now he's wide open to a counter!
[11:00] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, but realistically, he's in the same spot he would have been even without the attack
[11:01] [169 HP / 559 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Mdm_Maestro LEAPS for Furuhata and STRANGULATES him (-500 MP)
[11:01] [368 HP / -2 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (614 damage)
[11:01] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer gasps for breath under the iron grip of Kaioh-san
[11:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Holy s[BLEEP]t! The enraged Kaioh did SIX HUNDRED points of damage to Furuhata in her fit of elite rage, and it's STILL her turn! What WAS just a one sided fight has suddenly become anyone's game!
[11:03] [169 HP / 59 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Mdm_Maestro KNEES the insolent boy in the crotch (-500 MP)
[11:03] [142 HP / 4 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (226 damage)
[11:03] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer coughs up blood, jerking back into the ground
[11:04] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara... oh my god that hurt ME! And the tides have totally turned!
[11:04] [169 HP / 50 MP] Mdm_Maestro kicks Furuhata in the side of the head arrogantly (-9 MP)
[11:05] [142 HP / 8 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[11:05] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls out of the way just in time
[11:05] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> pass
[11:06] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Furuhata's not taking any chances, choosing to pass! running out of MP again could be fatal!
[11:06] [169 HP / 49 MP] Mdm_Maestro SMASHES Furuhata's hands under her feet (-1 MP)
[11:06] [88 HP / 20 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[11:07] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer screams out, fingers breaking
[11:07] [88 HP / -3 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer leaps forward and tackles Kaioh at the knees, driving her to the ground OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-23 MP)
[11:08] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer drops to the ground again, out of breath
[11:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ Ara, his luck fails! Motoki-san is once again in the hole, and Michiru-san is enraged beyond belief!
[11:09] <Mdm_Maestro> I'LLTEACH YOU TO DRESS ME LIKE A COMMON SLUT
[11:10] [169 HP / 31 MP] Mdm_Maestro grabs Furuhata by the sides, tosses him up into the air and spinkicks him in the side of the head (-18 MP)
[11:10] [64 HP / 44 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (24 damage)
[11:11] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer crashes back into a wall
[11:12] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Kaioh's rage is at boiling point! She's decimating Furuhata!
[11:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I can't let... you elites... push us common folk around!
[11:13] [64 HP / 10 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls forward and spins, slamming Kaioh in the chest with his hard turtle-shell (-34 MP)
[11:14] [144 HP / 41 MP] Mdm_Maestro has been HIT!! (25 damage)
[11:14] * Mdm_Maestro staggers back a foot or so but maintains her posture
[11:15] [144 HP / 37 MP] Mdm_Maestro angrily kicks the shell again, cracking it in half (-4 MP)
[11:15] [19 HP / 27 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT!! (45 damage)
[11:16] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer jerks forward, the shell on his back cracking to pieces and falling off
[11:16] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> My... my COSPLAY SUIT
[11:16] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh. do stop whining, you sad, sad Otaku...
[11:16] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'M PROUD OF MY OTAKUNESS!
[11:17] [19 HP / 6 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer TASERS Kaioh (-21 MP)
[11:17] [131 HP / 57 MP] Mdm_Maestro has been HIT!! (13 damage)
[11:17] * Mdm_Maestro cries out, having been shocked
[11:18] <Mdm_Maestro> You... insolent... DOG!
[11:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Turtle!
[11:19] [131 HP / 28 MP] Mdm_Maestro PUNCHES you in the face "STOP BEING A MORON" (-29 MP)
[11:20] [9 HP / 13 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT!! (10 damage)
[11:20] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer 's nose is busted open
[11:20] [9 HP / 4 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer PUNCHES KAIOH BACK "when you stop being a b[BLEEP]ch!" (-9 MP)
[11:20] [129 HP / 36 MP] Mdm_Maestro has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[11:21] * Mdm_Maestro catches Furuhata's fist in her hand, smirking, eyes filled with rage
[11:21] <Mdm_Maestro> ...never...
[11:21] <Mdm_Maestro> ...underestimate...
[11:21] <Mdm_Maestro> ...me...
[11:22] [129 HP / 11 MP] Mdm_Maestro SNAPS Furuhata's hand to the side, BREAKING HIS WRIST (-25 MP)
[11:22] [-35 HP / 14 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT!! (44 damage)
[11:22] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[11:22] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer screams out in agony and drops to the ground, writing in pain
[11:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph.
[11:23] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (You are all Unworthy)
[11:24] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ True to her word, Kaioh Michiru beats Furuhata Motoki without even having to transform! For today at least, the common man loses!
[11:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ♦ So it looks like it will be Kaioh Michiru vs Doctor Xadium in the quarterfinals! Along with Professor vs Hotaru Tomoe! Tune in next time for another parent-child match, Aino Minako vs her future daughter, Sakura Xadium Aino!
[11:28] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> ♦ Ara, it will be Venus vs. Venus in a match for the ages! See you then!
[11:28] *** Disconnected
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