Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #962: “Budokai 2k6: Elios v Tomoe”
#962: “Budokai 2k6: Elios v Tomoe”
[09:54] *** Mon Mar 27 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[09:54] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
[09:54] *** Topic is - SS Budokai Match 1: Reverend H. Elios vs Professor Souichi Tomoe -
[09:54] *** Set by on Mon Mar 27 09:54 2006
> ♦ This is Karasuma Akane, Ginga TV's lead anchor, coming to you LIVE and DIRECT from Papaya Island in the deep south, where the 2nd Annual Suburban Senshi Budokai is being held!
> ♦ Ara, and I'm Aya Reiko, Ginga TV's other lead anchor, also coming from there! Hii!!~♡
> I'm the lead anchor, you're my subordinate!
> Ara, I don't think the people care about that
> ♦ Anyway, we will be trading off announcing duties as we cover the annual spectacle of awe and Pageantry that is the annual Budokai!
> ♦ Ara, Last year, the SCARY POWERFUL miko hino rei.bot swept this budokai and its sister competition, the Suburban Senshi Chatbox budokai, to be declared the ultimate champion of the channels!
> ♦ And before today's match, which features that Hentai Horse Helios, and the insane mad professor, Souichi Tomoe, we have a short interview with the reigning champion!
> load the footage
DCC Chat Session
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[10:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So, Ms. rei.bot, any thoughts on this year's competion?
[10:01] <@spiritflame> tournaments are a good way to overcome writer's block
[10:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> .... I don't see the relevance, but ok
[10:02] <@spiritflame> the future is uncertain; the victor could be anyone
[10:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I notice that you don't speak soley in Haiku any longer, why is that?
[10:02] <@spiritflame> reprogramming from the future; time paradox
[10:02] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Temporal Paradoxes ::rollseyes:: gotta love 'em
[10:03] * @spiritflame nods
[10:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> In fact, your first match this year will be against a pupil of yours from the "Iron Soul" school which you founded, isn't that correct?
[10:03] <@spiritflame> xadium; my slowest pupil
[10:04] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So I take it you have no worries, then?
[10:04] <@spiritflame> he is slow but i powered him up with rou kaioushin's magic; his ki strengthens his soul; hence 'iron soul'
[10:05] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Does that make him stronger than you?
[10:05] * @spiritflame laughs
[10:05] <@spiritflame> only when i have to hold back to .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of my power, such as in this tournament
[10:05] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ^_^;;
[10:05] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Thank you for your time, ms. bot
[10:05] <@spiritflame> - rei.bot -
[10:05] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Right, Right!
DCC Session Closed
> Ara, she was mad, wasn't she?
> >< Never mind that, give the competitor stats
> ♦ The Reverend H. Elios is a strong competitor who will be leaning on the power of his golden Crystal! Ever since embracing the True Path of Thuganomics, he's come a long way from being a meek priest licking the boots of Tuxedo Kamen!
> ♦ Professor Souichi Tomoe is a half-human half-alien hybrid who tampered with his own DNA to create the ultimate "superhuman"
[10:09] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
> ♦ And here they come now!
[10:10] *** Reverend_H [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[10:10] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya lets sempai call this match
[10:11] ☼ Scouter indicates Reverend_H has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[10:11] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
> ♦ The two competitors have taken Senzu beans, a product of Karin Industries Inc, to power themselves up for the fight. They'll be battling until their power runs out, unlike last year there is no time limit, so running out the clock is NOT an option!
> You're doing DOWN Homie, and not in da sexy way
> OH, WHEN I'M DONE HERE SETSUNA-KUN AND THE TWISTER MAT WILL PROVE YOU DIFFERENT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
> ♦ It's The usual smack talk between the two competitiors as this gets ready to get underway
[10:15] <@spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
> ♦ And now they've begun to roll 20 sided dies to see who gets to attack first. Higher number goes
[10:20] <@spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
> ♦ OOH what a LOW ROLL for the Prof!
> WHY IS GOD PLAYING DICE WITH MY UNIVERSE T_T
> That's right yo / away you I'm gonna blow!
[10:23] [1000 HP / 1499 MP] Reverend_H whips out his golden gatt and ventilates da prof (-1 MP)
> ♦ Elios has pulled the golden crystal out of his head and turned it into a submachine gun and has fired it at the professor!
[10:23] [977 HP / 1531 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage)
[10:23] * GERMATOID IS FLAYED BY THE BULLETS
> ♦ and not one minute in, the prof is DOWN in a pool of blood!
> Dats RITE! I'm da man, pop! Word Life!
[10:25] * GERMATOID COUGHS UP SOME BLOOD AND PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, RIPPED CLOTHES REVEALING THE RED HOLES IN HIS INKY-BLACK CHEST ALREADY BEGINNING TO RESEAL
> MUA.... HA HA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[10:26] * GERMATOID RIPS HIS SHIRT OFF TO REVEAL BULGING PECTORAL MUSCLES
> ♦ Oh my... he is a super... man... *ahem* Anyway~!
[10:27] [977 HP / 1031 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID *LEAPS* FORWARD AND CLOTHESLINES ELIOS, SMASHING HIS FOREARM INTO HIS NECK AND *SLAMMING* HIM INTO THE GROUND (-500 MP)
[10:28] [739 HP / 1504 MP ] Reverend_H has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (261 damage)
> ♦ For his VERY FIRST move, The Professor has gone with a special, putting almost a third of his power into that hit! Elios is down!
[10:29] * Reverend_H eats ring tile
[10:29] [739 HP / 1004 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Reverend_H I shoot yo balls off, "supah man" (-500 MP)
> ♦ OOH, and Elios comes back with a counter of his own, firing at the Professor's Nethers!
[10:30] [760 HP / 1037 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (217 damage)
[10:30] * GERMATOID DROPS TO THE GROUND, CLUTCHING HIS GROIN, BLOOD EVERYWHERE
> Lemme see you grow THAT back b[BLEEP]
> ♦ And we're editing out that bit of footage for general public sanity!
[10:31] * GERMATOID CRACKS HIS NECK
> ♦ In the intervening moments, a new pair of pants was provided to Dr. Tomoe
[10:32] [760 HP / 537 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID PRODUCES A HUGE 7 FOOT SYRINGE FROM BEHIND HIS BACK AND EXTRACTS DNA FROM HELIOS... *ALL* OF IT (-500 MP)
> ♦ And AGAIN Tomoe goes for a special, hoping to end this fast!
[10:33] [472 HP / 1023 MP ] Reverend_H has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (267 damage)
[10:33] * Reverend_H just gfot blood pumped, yo~~~~
[10:33] * Reverend_H drops, withtered like a f[BLEEP]king prune
> ♦ And Elios has been EXSANGUINATED!
[10:34] *** http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/exsanguinated
> ♦ How will Elios come back from this?
[10:35] * Reverend_H crawls over to da prof
[10:36] * Reverend_H summons his C'Tarl C'tarl flygirls
> ♦ Elios has brought in several nubile, barely clothed warrior catgirls as seen in Outlaw Star! But it's illegal to have other fight for you! This looks like a D---
[10:37] [472 HP / 523 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Reverend_H The C'Tarl C'Tarl drop Tomoe to the twister mat and give him what he wants till he can't give no more (-500 MP)
> What the fu...
> MUAHAHAHAHAHA ! AHAHA! AHHHH! MUAHAA AAA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~
> Elios is using the C'tarl-C'tarl to [BLEEP]
the life right out of the prof....
[10:38] [607 HP / 549 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage)
> ♦ This.. is the most OBSCENE Budokai move ever... but our ratings are through the roof!
> O________________________________________O V
> Good work my feline weapons of mass attraction~
[10:40] * GERMATOID CAN'T GET UP
> No s[BLEEP]
t ahahahah not after all that homes
> ♦ Are we looking at a forfeit?
[10:41] * GERMATOID MELTS INTO GOO
> ♦ Wait! Wasn't this seen on the security cam footage from Marine Cathederal back in the 90's?
[10:42] [607 HP / 49 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID INSERTS HIS ESSENCE INTO THE RING TILES AND MAKES THEM RISE UP TO SLAM INTO ELIOS FROM ALL DIRECTIONS AT ONCE (-500 MP)
[10:42] [-82 HP/ 534 MP] Reverend_H has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (554 damage)
[10:42] Reverend_H has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
> ♦ OH MY GOD!
> ♦ In a last minute desparation move eerily reminscent of the 33rd Tenka-Ichi Budokai in which Elios used his powers to launch ringtiles at his opponent, Professor Tomoe has done the same with his last spurt of life energy~!
[10:43] *** Reverend_H [email@example.com] has quit IRC (knocked the f[BLEEP]k out)
[10:44] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (SLEEPING IN AFTERGLOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
> ♦ And the Professor Advances!
> ♦ Ara, that was a quick match, ne?
> ♦ Giants in the playground, Aya-san, Giants in the playground
> ♦ Ara, next it will be the wierdest fight of all, I think... Luna-P, a toy ball, vs. Tomoe Hotaru, the victorious professor's daughter!
> ♦ And that should be an interesting fight, Aya-san, if she wins, she'll end up going against her own parent!
> ♦ Ara, stay tuned, everyone!
[10:47] *** Check out the updated brackets here: http://www.suburbansenshi.com/budokai/2k6-ss.html
[10:47] *** Disconnected
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