Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #95: “Haruka's Great RAW Experiment (updated as the show airs)”
#95: “Haruka's Great RAW Experiment (updated as the show airs)”

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because Hotaru keeps insisting that Wrestling is so fake its easy to predict, I'm going to do an experiment tonight. We're going to list all the matches on RAW and predict how they will come out and then see if RAW does the "predictable" thing.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nuts. The first match got finished before we could get started. So this experience won't cover the Intergender Tag Match. (Guess I shoulda thought this out more than 2 seconds AFTER RAW started, ne?)
* Match 2: Chris Nowinski v. Maven
<FireFly_9> These two are too boring to be predicted around. It's a toss up.
<// J_Daito //> In such a case the "good guy" will win. Maven will take it.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAH! Nowinski won it via a cheat! Score one for the WWE.
* Score: Hotaru: 0, WWE: 1
<FireFly_9> I protest! I did not make a prediction as to the outcome of this match!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine, fine...
* Score: Hotaru: 0, WWE: 0
* Match 3: Goldust v. Christian
<FireFly_9> Goldust, via the crime of association with Booker T, should do the job to Christian. But if he wins, expect Booker T to lose.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmph... looks like you called that one... Goldust lost. OH God.. .Triple H threatens to leave RAW... man, they're MOCKING the fans now, (because we would all LOVE to see him leave....)
<FireFly_9> But of course he has no intention of leaving. Even you admit the falsity of Pro Wrestling.
* Score: Hotaru: 1, WWE: 0
* Match 4: Kane & RVD vs. 3 minute Warning and Batista
<FireFly_9> Rob Van Dam was relegated to "shaking hands" at a nightclub instead of being featured in the Pay Per View yesterday, despite being a top notch performer. His side will lose to the unimpressive 3 Minute Warning.
<// J_Daito //> But what about the vengeance factor? RVD mauled 3-Minute Warning last week with a Van Terminator!
<FireFly_9> No matter. RVD is a threat to Triple H's influence and will not be allowed to win. Plus they want to 'put over' Batista.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In your FACE! Kane brought home the win for his side. One more for the WWE!
<FireFly_9> Hmph... only because they wanted to 'push' Kane.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do I smell the smell of sour grapes, Hotaru-chan?
<FireFly_9> ...the night is yet young.
* Score: Hotaru: 1, WWE: 1
* Match 5: Dudley Boys vs. William Regal and Lance Storm
<FireFly_9> Regal and Storm have had their win streak snapped at Armageddon, and the reformed Dudleys are on a roll. The Dudleys should carry the day.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ha ha! Looks like you got your [BLEEP] handed to you, Hotaru... Lance Storm pulls it out by a cheat.
<FireFly_9> Feh.
* Score: Hotaru: 1, WWE: 2
* Match 6: Jeff Hardy vs. D-Lo Brown
<FireFly_9> Jeff beat D-Lo last night, they need D-Lo to redeem himself to keep his credibility as a 'heel' and to keep the feud alive.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh... you lost again, Hotaru-chan... you forgot that they're pushing Jeff to keep him off the *stuff*...
* Score: Hotaru: 1, WWE: 3
* Match 7: Booker T vs. Chris Jericho
<FireFly_9> Hmph. Booker T is politically 'in the doghouse' in WWE. Despite winning the Tag Gold, he will be sacrificed to Jericho.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... wasn't that Booker's hand raised in victory?
<FireFly_9> ^_^;; I think I'm living in some kind of alternate universe...
* Score: Hotaru: 1, WWE: 4
* Main Event: Scott Steiner and Triple H
<FireFly_9> This will be a non-match, as Triple H will use his backstage influence to avoid dropping the belt so soon after reclaiming it, and they won't want to kill Scott Steiner's momentum, so they'll just do something inconclusive.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You called that one perfectly... RAW is HHH once again... but overall you still lose. I guess it's not that predictable after all, is it?
* Score: Hotaru: 2, WWE: 4
<FireFly_9> We are going to try this again next week, you can be assured of that.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh. Bring it on.
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