Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #947: “I Love you Baby, Baby (end)”
#947: “I Love you Baby, Baby (end)”


[07:03] *** Tue Feb 21 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:03] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:03] *** Topic is - Do you want to pet my monkey? -
[07:03] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Tue Feb 21 07:03 2006

[07:03] <// J_Daito //> These birth calisthenics every week are ridiculous
[07:03] <GERMATOID> I DUNNO I KIND OF LIKE THOSE BREATHING EXERCISES THEY'RE FUN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[07:04] <=^catablanca^=> I can't drink or smoke because i'm pregnant, this sucks
[07:04] <// J_Daito //> I thought you went clean
[07:05] <=^catablanca^=> Who could stay clean after all THIS?!
[07:05] *** arty junior has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:05] <@spiritflame> Irasshai arty junior
[07:05] <arty junior> wait a second, that didn't stop you from drinking this morning
[07:05] <=^catablanca^=> come on son, cut me a break
[07:06] <arty junior> hell no i don't want to be retarded
[07:06] <=^catablanca^=> i promise i'll stop... just go away
[07:06] *** arty junior has quit IRC (you'd f[BLEEP]king better)
[07:08] <// J_Daito //> I just thought of something
[07:08] <// J_Daito //> Where the hell is this kid even going to come out of
[07:08] <GERMATOID> DAMN I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT
[07:08] <// J_Daito //> ...
[07:08] <// J_Daito //> GET THIS THING OUT OF ME. MASTER YOU MUST DO SOMETHING!
[07:09] <@SpeedRcrX> chill out man
[07:09] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou i will seriously go all vader at the end of episode VI on you
[07:09] <@SpeedRcrX> jeez okay fine the only problem is i can't un-midoclorianize you
[07:09] <// J_Daito //> well f[BLEEP]king do something okay
[07:09] <@SpeedRcrX> i've got it, i'll stop myself from doing it in the first place
[07:10] * @SpeedRcrX spins in her chair
[07:10] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, what are you doing?
[07:11] <@SpeedRcrX> trying to spin myself around to go back in time
[07:11] <FireFly_9> One, that doesn't work-- and two, you're supposed to fly around the world, not turn yourself around.
[07:11] <GERMATOID> SHE'S DOING THE HOKEY POKEY MUAHAHAHAHA!
[07:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Well i'm s[BLEEP]t out of ideas. sorry guys, looks like you'll be pooping out a kid after all.
[07:12] <// J_Daito //> If you couldn't kill me with your pinky I'd shove this lightsaber right where the sun doesn't t shine
[07:12] <@SpeedRcrX> aw yeah, can't touch this! Dah-na-na-nuh!
[07:12] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:12] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
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[07:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai chibihshshshshshs
[07:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an isznt hi lik ottali awesum
[07:13] <chibihshshshshshs> ya itz da kewlast
[07:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshsshsh
[07:14] <chibihshshshshshs> shshshshshshshsshshshs
[07:15] <chibihshshshshshs> im gona mak ham myn
[07:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat hez ur ded
[07:15] <chibihshshshshshs> sew wat
[07:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> if u tach ham im gona fackking kall u bich
[07:16] <chibihshshshshshs> U KNEW NATING ABUT MAI LIF MAM I H8 U
[07:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH!!111
[07:16] *** chibihshshshshshs has quit IRC (IM CUMANG 4 U DADI.... shshshshshssh)
[07:16] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (o hall facking new)
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[07:17] <@spiritflame> Irasshai cars are awesome
[07:17] * cars are awesome belches and farts
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> heheheh
[07:17] <cars are awesome> heheheh
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> You are learning well my child, come, I will teach you more of our ways
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[07:18] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (You wish)
[07:18] <FireFly_9> ... I can't take this.
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[07:19] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Hippothoe
[07:19] <Hippothoe> mom will you turn on the lights i can't see anything
[07:20] <FireFly_9> And I can't see anything with all your crazy hyper sparkly pink and purple CRAP everywhere!
[07:20] <Hippothoe> whoa you said crap
[07:20] <FireFly_9> And those DAMN Teenybop posters everywhere!
[07:20] <FireFly_9> And oh GOD, the music that awful pop noise you blast every day!
[07:21] <Hippothoe> like what's wrong mom? don't you like the backsteeter boys 3021?
[07:21] <FireFly_9> NO
[07:21] <FireFly_9> And stop chatting on the phone for 5 hours, god do you know what that costs!
[07:21] <Hippothoe> but i have to tell my friend nessa in the future about the latest cute boys from this time period's Tiger Beat
[07:22] <FireFly_9> ARRGH
[07:22] <FireFly_9> I can't even believe they even *have* that magazine in the future!
[07:22] <Hippothoe> it is the number one periodical of crystal tokyo, don';t you know ANYTHING mom?
[07:22] *** Hippothoe has quit IRC (gotta do my nailz!)
[07:23] * // J_Daito // smirks
[07:23] <FireFly_9> Where is your child anyway?
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> The Next Dimension.
[07:23] <FireFly_9> You locked him away? You're horrible.
[07:24] <// J_Daito //> No, not *another* Dimension. The NEXT Dimension.
[07:24] * // J_Daito // makes a finger slicing throat gesture
[07:24] <FireFly_9> ....
[07:24] <// J_Daito //> WELL I AM A DARK GENERAL DID YOU THINK I'D PUT UP WITH SASS
[07:25] <// J_Daito //> Besides do you know how much pimple cream costs? I'm not putting up with that
[07:25] <// J_Daito //> Heh, even given all this hell, I find satisfaction in your torture.
[07:25] * FireFly_9 looks down at her bloated, pregnant body.
[07:26] <// J_Daito //> That's the most meat you've ever had on your rack, that's for sure
[07:26] <// J_Daito //> But you're still as flat as a Narita runway
[07:26] * FireFly_9 would be upset.... but it's not going to matter in a minute.
[07:26] <// J_Daito //> Huh
[07:27] <FireFly_9> There is only one solution to all this.
[07:27] <// J_Daito //> That being
[07:27] <FireFly_9> Well it's been nice... no, that's not right.
[07:27] <FireFly_9> It's been knowing you.
[07:27] <// J_Daito //> ...
[07:27] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]k
[07:28] <FireFly_9> It is time for the ultimate abortion
[07:28] <FireFly_9> I will stop this madness before it ever has a chance to gestate into foul reality
[07:28] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe...
[07:28] <FireFly_9> What
[07:29] <// J_Daito //> How about a quickie before we go
[07:29] <FireFly_9> - It is with PRIDE that I will die a VIRGIN if only to DENY you. -
[07:29] <// J_Daito //> hah
[07:29] <FireFly_9> DEATH REBORN REVOLUTION
[07:30] *** The Solar System has quit IRC (If I die before I wake / At least in Heaven I can skate)
[07:30] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - The End? ***
[07:30] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Thanks for blowing up the universe, Muidax_Dr ***
[07:31] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Wait how can I still be talk... *gack* ***
[07:31] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE has quit IRC (There is no air in space)
[07:32] *** Disconnected
[07:32] *** Tue Feb 21 2006 - LOGGING END ***




 






[ This Comment awaiting Moderator Approval ]

• 01/24/12 07:24pm

As I said, weŽll all die.

Denmaru • 02/24/06 03:56am

Hahaha, this was great. A wholesome plot arc if ever there was one.

Haak [e-mail] • 02/22/06 01:03pm

And where was I in all of this, when I could have joined the party?

...on second thought, what the hell am I saying? I'm glad to be alive in my cozy, ableit marred by unrest, empire.

Hisui • 02/22/06 05:03am

does this mean hotaru is gonna be reborn with a bigger chest?(nice ending by the way!)

newbie • 02/22/06 03:14am

SA had it coming.

starcat • 02/21/06 04:07pm

Poor System Announce; it died before its time.

True Blue [e-mail] • 02/21/06 02:13pm

I may be hungover, and therefor have blurry vision and a headache, but I think that was pretty cool =O

Wolfwood [e-mail] • 02/21/06 01:46pm

That was certainly a comment.

muidax_rd • 02/21/06 11:59am

That was certainly an ending!

Furu [e-mail] • 02/21/06 08:43am



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