Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #944: “Guest Log - I love you Baby, Baby”
#944: “Guest Log - I love you Baby, Baby”


[07:14] *** Sun Feb 12 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[07:14] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:14] *** Topic is - I have no one to envy. I envy you having me to envy. -
[07:14] *** Set by on Sun Feb 12 07:14 2006

[07:15] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, guess what?
[07:15] <@SpeedRcrX> chicken butt?
[07:15] <Mdm_Maestro> no but close!
[07:15] <FireFly_9> What is it, Michiru-momma?
[07:15] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm having a baby!
[07:16] <C'est_la_V> N--NANI???
[07:16] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO
[07:16] <@SpeedRcrX> heh
[07:16] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma, did you cheat on Haruka-poppa?
[07:16] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> hell no she didn't cheat on me
[07:17] <FireFly_9> Well did you two get some sort of invitro fertilization?
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> invit-huh what the f[BLEEP]k is that
[07:17] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:18] * FireFly_9 sighs
[07:18] <FireFly_9> did you get her preggers through surgery
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> heck no, why you always so suspect bout my buuusiness hoooo 'taru chan
[07:18] <Mdm_Maestro> I am carrying Haruka's child!
[07:18] * =^catablanca^= sweatdrops
[07:19] <=^catablanca^=> That's impossible
[07:19] <FireFly_9> Right, it's just not possible.
[07:19] <@SpeedRcrX> are you saying my sperm are weak? are you insulting my boyz?
[07:19] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:19] <FireFly_9> You don't HAVE sperm, you're a WOMAN
[07:19] <C'est_la_V> Unless...
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> I am 100% woman okay!
[07:20] <FireFly_9> Then how's that possible?!
[07:20] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> The force is strong within me okay
[07:20] <FireFly_9> You're not suggesting that your so-called 'sperm' are midiclorians , are you? ><
[07:20] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Just call me Master
[07:21] <C'est_la_V> Master of what
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> The sith dammit, the sith. I'm a f[BLEEP]king Sith Lord.
[07:21] <=^catablanca^=> wow a sith lord under our roof this whole time and we didn't know it
[07:21] <GERMATOID> I KNEW IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:21] <FireFly_9> Papa, shut up, go scare little children in the park with your eyeglasses trick again ><
[07:22] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (THEY DON'T CALL ME LIGHTBRITE FOR NOTHING! MUAHAHAHAHA)
[07:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, come up with a name for our little bundle of joy
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> hmmm...
[07:22] <FireFly_9> Oh GOD no...
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Sir Fluffernutter
[07:22] <Mdm_Maestro> O HO HO HO HO HO
[07:23] <C'est_la_V> Sir Fluffernutter?!
[07:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, I am naming our baby after the greatest sandwich ever invented, that which brings balance to the force, the combination of peanut butter and marshmallow fluff
[07:23] <C'est_la_V> that is retarded...
[07:23] <FireFly_9> SIR? How do you know it's a male, she's only about *checks watch* five minutes pregnant
[07:23] <@SpeedRcrX> CUZ I BELIEVE IN MY BOYZ AIIIGHT, I KNOW WHATS GONNA GO DOWN
[07:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Can I name it if it's a girl?
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> It's not going to be a girl
[07:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Can I name it if it's a girl or not?
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:24] * Mdm_Maestro glares elegantly
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> yes, fine, goddamn woman
[07:24] <Mdm_Maestro> excellent, then her name will be Michiru II
[07:24] <FireFly_9> Won't that get confusing?
[07:25] <Mdm_Maestro> YES. YES IT WILL.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> I won't stand for this. For you two to be bringing a child into the world is cruel and unusual punishment.
[07:25] <@SpeedRcrX> well you don't have a choice. in fact, you like that we're having a kid
[07:25] * @SpeedRcrX waves her hand around
[07:25] <FireFly_9> ...I like that you're having a kid
[07:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, you're very happy for us...
[07:25] <FireFly_9> ...I'm very happy for you
[07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> You're going to spend your allowance on buying toys for it so that I don't have to
[07:26] <FireFly_9> ...I'm going to spend my allowance on buying toys for it so that you won't have to
[07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> And you're gonna shut up and go get me another brewski
[07:26] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (And I'm gonna shut up and go get Lord Haruka another brewski)
[07:26] <@SpeedRcrX> UNLIMITED POWER!
[07:26] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (... Where was this trick when I needed it ><)
[07:27] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (Yeah I could have used that to get her to go out with me)
[07:27] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (Hell yeah Sith rock)
[07:27] <Mdm_Maestro> O HOHOHOHHO HOHOHOHOH HOHOHOHOHOHO
[07:27] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (You are all Unworthy)
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