Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #930: “Hotaru is now an institution”
#930: “Hotaru is now an institution”


[07:48] *** Fri Jan 06 2006 - LOGGING START ***
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[07:48] <GERMATOID> SO THEN I SAID, "WHERE IS THAT DALEK PUTTING HIS PLUNGER"
[07:49] <@S.X. Aino> Yeahs that was all kinds of wrong
[07:49] *** SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:49] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcrX

[07:49] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcrX*** Happy Birthday, Tomoe Hotaru!!
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> YO TARU HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN
[07:49] <FireFly_9> Don't act like you remembered.
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> But I did
[07:49] <FireFly_9> You did not
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> I did, I swear
[07:50] <FireFly_9> You only remembered because rei.bot-san announced it on /join
[07:50] <@SpeedRcrX> No way man
[07:50] <FireFly_9> [07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:50] <@S.X. Aino> Hoo boy this should be good!
[07:51] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> I was just reflecting on the passage of years
[07:51] <FireFly_9> Mmm Hmm.
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you're 25 now
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> That's a whole quarter century
[07:52] <FireFly_9> Very good I'm surprised you actually know the number.
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Man why do you always doubt my sincerity
[07:52] <FireFly_9> Let's not dig up the old wounds of the past :P
[07:53] <@S.X. Aino> HAY Harry-P if you really remembered her birthday, break out the present you procured for her!
[07:53] * @SpeedRcrX smirks
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> You think you're so smart, Saki
[07:54] <@S.X. Aino> I am
[07:54] <GERMATOID> I'M SMARTER
[07:54] <@S.X. Aino> Debatable
[07:55] <GERMATOID> O RLY
[07:55] <@S.X. Aino> RLY
[07:55] <FireFly_9> You both, let's not let Haruka-poppa's special gift get forgotten...
[07:55] <@S.X. Aino> Good point!
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:56] <GERMATOID> MUA AHAHAH HAHA HA
[07:56] * FireFly_9 waits to see thsi
[07:56] <FireFly_9> ^this
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Fine
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Hotaru to mark your passage into solid adulthood
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> I bring you the gift of my wisdom
[07:57] <FireFly_9> Your... wisdom.
[07:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and r ecall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you imagine.
[07:59] <FireFly_9> But I don't think I'm fat.
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes you do.
[07:59] <FireFly_9> No I don't, I'm quite slender and slight.
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> I know you think your ass is too big.
[07:59] <FireFly_9> Oh there's a big ass here all right...
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
[08:01] <@S.X. Aino> I routinely solve for X with Bubbalicious, sir
[08:01] <FireFly_9> Hmph, better to worry than to be oblivious.
[08:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, why the hate
[08:01] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm trying to dispense my hard-earned wisdom here
[08:02] <FireFly_9> It's 8 in the morning and you are too "profound" by half. Why is this?
[08:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Do one thing everyday that scares you.
[08:02] <FireFly_9> I do, I join this channel :P
[08:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
[08:03] <GERMATOID> IT'S TOO LATE SHE ALREADY ATE A LOT OF PURE HEARTS.
[08:03] <FireFly_9> That was a completely different body, and that's not what she means :P
[08:04] <FireFly_9> And what she means is ironic, considering that she's dabbled with many a heart!
[08:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey why the anger :P
[08:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
[08:05] <FireFly_9> TOO Profound for you, and I am never jealous
[08:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I'ver seen you envying Neko-chan's bust
[08:05] <FireFly_9> LIES
[08:05] <@S.X. Aino> LOL
[08:05] <FireFly_9> Utter LIES
[08:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Methinks the lady doth protest TOO MUCH
[08:06] <FireFly_9> Methinks you had better SHUT UP
[08:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own
[08:07] <FireFly_9> ...
[08:08] <FireFly_9> that is the most equivocating, noncommital, wishy-washy back and forth piece of philosophial TRIPE I have ever heard it guarantees nothing :P
[08:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey don't blame me I didn't write this
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Write this. What do you mean "write this"?
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> .... I paid somebody to come up with this, man
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> As a gift
[08:09] <GERMATOID> YOU MEAN YOU PAID GOOGLE
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> >_>
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[08:10] <@SpeedRcrX> The f[BLEEP]k you talking about crazy foo
[08:10] <GERMATOID> --> HTTP://WWW.ANYSONGLYRICS.COM/LYRICS/B/BAZLUHRMANN/EVERYBODYS.HTM
[08:10] <@SpeedRcrX> .........
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, cutting and pasting LYRICS as a present is low, even for you.
[08:11] <@SpeedRcrX> O s[BLEEP]t I think you....re be...reaki..... up.... dam..... s i gn ... al
[08:11] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (NO CARRIER)
[08:12] <FireFly_9> This isn't a cellphone. This isn't a BBS. WE wouldn't get the NO CARRIER message.
[08:12] <@S.X. Aino> Too late, she's gone XD
[08:12] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[08:13] <@S.X. Aino> Heh... four years
[08:13] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:15] <@S.X. Aino> According to what I know, pop made his first foray into fanfic fandom for SM four years ago this day with "Queen Beryl's Fatal Rage-Related Atomic Disintegration, or The true, shocking story of Sailor Moon Season 1, or What happens when a bored fanfic author meets an equally bored Sailor Pluto."
[08:15] <@S.X. Aino> Just in time for your Birthday.
[08:16] <@S.X. Aino> Actually it was yesterday 4 years ago.
[08:16] <@S.X. Aino> --> http://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/fanfic/berylstress.txt
[08:16] <GERMATOID> AND THAT EVENTUALLY LED TO THIS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[08:17] <@S.X. Aino> So in a way Hotaru-P this place is kind of owed to you
[08:17] <FireFly_9> ....Wow.
[08:17] <@S.X. Aino> We're your birthday present XD All our annoying selves! BO HA HA HA
[08:17] * FireFly_9 smiles
[08:18] <FireFly_9> I suppose that's the best present I coudl ever want... well except for the part of it that includes Elios and jokes about my bust size ><
[08:18] <@S.X. Aino> Heh
[08:18] * GERMATOID HUGS HOTARU-CHAN
[08:19] <GERMATOID> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY'S NOT-SO LITTLE GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Thank you, papa :)
[08:19] <GERMATOID> SO YOU'RE 25, YOU KNOW THIS MEANS YOU HAVE TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR, DON'T YOU?
[08:19] <FireFly_9> .......................
[08:20] <@S.X. Aino> Don't worry, at the rate it takes marriages to occur here, you'll probably not get hitched for another three years XD
[08:20] <FireFly_9> heh...
[08:20] <GERMATOID> UNLESS YOU GET REALLY DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND JEDITE GETS INTO DARK PREIST MODE AND PERFORMS THE CEREMONY! MUAHAHAHA
[08:20] <FireFly_9> ............
[08:21] <@S.X. Aino> And then of course there's always the chance your spouse will leave you for a felt toy
[08:22] <@S.X. Aino> Or that your marriage will disintegrate upon you having been duplicated by a freak fault in time, leaving you with the slight possibility of either finding someone infinitely more wonderful or leaving you a broken burnt out shell of your former self
[08:22] <FireFly_9> ...Marriages around here are dangerous things, aren't they ><
[08:22] <GERMATOID> THEY SHOULD COME WITH WARNING LABELS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[08:23] <FireFly_9> But I don't think I'll get married, I just want to continue living the way I am
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[08:23] <@S.X. Aino> I said the same thing before Oogami too.
[08:23] <FireFly_9> .............
[08:24] <@S.X. Aino> Love's Liiike that~
[08:24] <@S.X. Aino> You think you're better off alone and then one day you meet that one person that just lights up your life just by saying hi
[08:24] <@S.X. Aino> and then BAM you have no choice in the matter ^_~
[08:25] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Ponder this on your quarter-century Natale)
[08:25] <FireFly_9> ..................
[08:25] <FireFly_9> But I like being single?
[08:25] <@spiritflame> beware the ides of march
[08:26] <FireFly_9> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
[08:26] * @spiritflame is away: tasks
[08:26] <FireFly_9> You can't just say that and LEAVE
[08:26] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (:O)
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My gift to Hotaru!

AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO STARCAT FOR CHANGING THE BMP TO A PNG FOR ME!!!!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 01/11/06 09:32am

Happy Birthday Hotaru!
/copied and pasted from Vincent Gomez' post. How cheap is that?

Bogey • 01/07/06 01:24pm

Happy Birthday Hotaru!

vincent gomez [e-mail] • 01/06/06 08:34pm

Just wanted to send my regards and a Happy 25th to Hotaru. There's many more years to come. Enjoy your half a century life.

Mr.Piccolo [e-mail] • 01/06/06 12:28pm

i KNEW those lyrics were familiar! i haven't heard that song since high school, wow...
happy birthday, Hotaru! you're still my girl!

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 01/06/06 11:44am

Happy birthday Hotaru!
Just... ya, I can't think of much in the ideas of advice for keeping guys out of your life that you haven't covered all ready. (Death threats work well, don't they?)

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 01/06/06 11:26am

Happy Birthday Hotaru; and many more years to come! :)

Archangel • 01/06/06 10:52am

Happy birthday Hotaru!~

Fashionable Feline [e-mail] • 01/06/06 10:21am

"Beware the ides of March"?

THAT'S WHAT THE SOOTHSAYER SAID TO CEASAR!
But of course, we all know he didn't listen, BECAUSE HE GOT ASSASSINATED!

I'd take rei.bot's advice...

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 01/06/06 09:59am



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