Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #928: “OMG ITZ DBZ ULTIMAT3 WTF”

[07:36] *** Fri Dec 30 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:36] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> HINO REI
[07:36] <flame_SNIPER> Yeah?
[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> You are about to be inducted into a very special club
[07:36] <flame_SNIPER> .....
[07:37] <flame_SNIPER> If this is that Sailor Moon strip joint in Roppongi I'm going to KILL YOU
[07:37] <@SpeedRcrX> No man I was checking the logs for #suburbansenshi2 last night
[07:37] <@Dr_Xadium> We had a real idiot come through
[07:38] <@S.X. Aino> Well either that or someone really good at playing the fool~
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> And So what
[07:38] <@spiritflame> we are going to mist him
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> I've done a MiST already
[07:38] <C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai, but this will be the first OFFICIAL one
[07:39] <flame_SNIPER> Ok whatever I guess
[07:39] <@SpeedRcrX> I find your lack of enthusiasm disturbing
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> I'm being asked to basically read and respond to a MORON at 7:40 AM when I should be ASLEEP
[07:40] <@Dr_Xadium> she does have a point
[07:40] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k this as the Brits say "let's get stuck in"
[07:40] <@SpeedRcrX> REI-REI HIT IT
[07:41] <@spiritflame> last night at 01:37 hours in #suburbansenshi2 a moron n00b or someone doing a very good job of emulating one entered channel
[07:41] <@spiritflame> this is the tale of that moron

[01:57] <-I forgot my handle> dragonball gt is really longer than 500 episodes, and there is a 4th series called dragonball z ultimate
[01:58] <-I forgot my handle> I have the fansubs
[01:58] <-I forgot my handle> have any of you guys heard of this new dragonball

[07:45] <flame_SNIPER> Right, because a fansub group would just SIT there and SUB over 500 episodes and it wouldn't show up as an annouced project ANYWHERE
[07:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Heh, 500 eps at one a week what's the math on that rei
[07:46] <@spiritflame> nine years approximate
[07:46] <@Dr_Xadium> So the thing would have to have been running since the end of GT
[07:47] <@SpeedRcrX> And we're supposed to expect that fansubbers kept on top of it all that time? Super5 didn't finish GT until like late 1998 / 1999
[07:47] <@S.X. Aino> Heh and when you look at groups like LUNAR who can't get BLEACH done until three weeks AFTER the fact
[07:48] <flame_SNIPER> Don't blame Lunar, Sakura-chan; they just gave up trying.
[07:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I gave up trying and I'm a better person for it
[07:48] * @SpeedRcrX belches
[07:48] <flame_SNIPER> Ugh

[02:00] <-I forgot my handle> I am a nooob, but I am just trying to get the word out for the new real dragonball series, not that af garbage

[07:49] <@S.X. Aino> Because my fictional continuation is better than your fictional continuation!!!1111oneone
[07:50] <@Dr_Xadium> The new REAL Dragonball series, as opposed to the FAKE Dragonball series
[07:50] <C'est_la_V> Hai, you know, the one on Terebi
[07:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Now now don't you remember the real / fake ghostbusters s[BLEEP]t
[07:51] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh yes.
[07:51] <@Dr_Xadium> I stand corrected.

[02:03] <-I forgot my handle> It is only on vhs, and has not been made public in japan. I got the tapes from a store called Pandora's cube back in 2000.

[07:52] <@S.X. Aino> hahahah Pandora's CUBE how post modernist a take
[07:52] <@Dr_Xadium> It's got hidden depths and a whole extra dimension...
[07:52] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU GEEKS DONE
[07:52] <flame_SNIPER> Hey, it was 500 episodes and NEVER made public yet there are TAPES of it in a store in 2000?
[07:53] <@Dr_Xadium> Doing the math it shouldn't have been DONE until about this year
[07:53] <@SpeedRcrX> No man they had an army of north koreans animating this s[BLEEP]t and they showed a new ep EVERY DAY
[07:53] <C'est_la_V> that would work...
[07:54] <@spiritflame> at this point someone in channel pointed out daizenshuu EX would have covered this series if so
[07:54] <@S.X. Aino> DAIZEZ w000000t
[07:54] <@SpeedRcrX> SHOUTOUT

[02:04] <-I forgot my handle> daizex is a very good dragonball site, but even they haven't covered everything

[07:55] <@SpeedRcrX> You're right, they never covered the whole " explodes under the weight of its own userbase HATE" debacle
[07:55] * flame_SNIPER is now known as Mr. E
[07:56] <Mr. E> I'm TIRED of running my site and WHY do you people email ME asking for HELP you're all MORONS and why the HELL are you still visiting my PAGES
[07:57] <@S.X. Aino> but please come to the forums they are quite the community
[07:57] * Mr. E is now known as flame_SNIPER
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude X if I ever get like that f[BLEEP]king put a bullet through my head

[02:09] <-I forgot my handle> dbgt ended in 1997 due to lower than expected ratings, but started to become popular at the super 17 arc, but it was too late.

[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno if that s[BLEEP]t became popular at Super17 but the arc was sure better, that's damn true.
[07:59] <@Dr_Xadium> All lies must be candy coated in a thin veneer of Truth, Haruka
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude if this was a stomach pill the veneer would be so f[BLEEP]king thin I'd have an ulcer

However, toriyama was working on Cowa at the time but noticed the potential dbgt had. It was a bluff when he said he wasn't interested in making db anymore, he just got tired of db being the reason people recognized him for.

[08:00] <flame_SNIPER> The potential to SUCK
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> The hell is Cowa
[08:00] <@Dr_Xadium> No idea
[08:01] <@spiritflame> Toriyama Akira began Cowa!, his first major manga since DragonBall, in late 1997, fighting a hurting arm. Despite his problems, this one volume long series turned out to be a superbly done adventure. After an outbreak of a terminal disease in their town, Paifu, Jose, Apone, and Maruyama set out to find medicine to cure it
[08:01] <@SpeedRcrX> ho s[BLEEP]t I did not know that
[08:02] <@spiritflame> toriyama's World has it
[08:02] <@spiritflame> -->
[08:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I gotta thank the n00b for something now
[08:03] <flame_SNIPER> Thank him for NOTHING he just used that to prop up his tissue of LIES

[02:11] <-I forgot my handle> then, he took dbgt from Toei Animation, and continued it himself until 2000, making gt more than 500 episodes long. Then, he made a 4th series called Dragonball z Ultimate. It has a total of 9 ssj levels,.

[08:03] <@SpeedRcrX> WAIT so now there's 500 episodes+ of GT AND Ultimate
[08:04] <@Dr_Xadium> 500 eps of GT just kill me. 64 was enough to make me bleed internally
[08:05] <@S.X. Aino> SSJ9, the ultimate form of which is Goku reverted to baby size (for speed, don'tcha know) and he uses his golden tail as a comical flagellation device to rip the flesh off the friendishly foul foes he faces
[08:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshsh small ppl are cheep in fites
[08:05] <@SpeedRcrX> YES USA WE KNOW *mumble* fsking SuperS running under the legs and s[BLEEP]t
[08:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Chibi Goku WAS a pain in GT Finalbout
[08:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Ahh GT Final Bout, Budokai with 100% more crap

[02:14] <-I forgot my handle> I think it is wrong for people to not know the truth. My friend told me to let everyone else find out for themselves, but I think fans have a right to know.

[08:06] <flame_SNIPER> To know... what kind of an IDIOT you are?
[08:07] <@SpeedRcrX> To know that it's comforting that moron DB N00bs still exist with their fanciful lies?
[08:07] <@Dr_Xadium> God, it's sad to think that the DB fanbase is littered with this
[08:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude SM is no different ever been to
[08:07] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh.
[08:08] <@SpeedRcrX> The Official Dual Animes of Sub. Senshi are DBZ for the old school and BLEACH for the New School BTW
[08:08] <C'est_la_V> When was this decided??
[08:08] <@S.X. Aino> You missed the memo, mom

[02:17] <-I forgot my handle> he works with people because he doesnt do the anime, just the manga. the first 64 episodes of dbgt didn't have a manga because it wasn't made by him. the other half of dbgt had to be a manga for planning purposes, just like z ultimate.

[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> the 64 had that s[BLEEP]tty TV manga s[BLEEP]t.
[08:10] <@Dr_Xadium> "Let's put screenshots in a book and sell it-- that will work!"
[08:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the hell makes a manga purely for planning purposes?
[08:11] <@S.X. Aino> Shh I think he's confusing "manga" with "Storyboard"
[08:11] <@spiritflame> someone then asked the n00b why this material had not been marketed in japan

[02:24] <-I forgot my handle> the thing is, the japanese didn't even give these 2 new installments a chance after the 64th episodes of dragonball gt, and plus they probably feel like they will continue to make money off of the old dragonball titles, games, and other merchandise, so why bother. Plus the american company funimation didn't have enough money to buy this, so that's why a company called NAVARRE Corp bought Funimation,so more anime will get licensed

[08:12] <@SpeedRcrX> So we went ahead and made 500 new eps but our cash cow is BIG enough so we'll let these sit on the shelf.
[08:12] <flame_SNIPER> Toei's cash cow is NEVER big enough
[08:13] <C'est_la_V> Where the hell are our royalties!!!
[08:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah it's been a f[BLEEP]king decade Toei needs to f[BLEEP]king pay US for the use of our likenesses
[08:14] <@S.X. Aino> Funimation has more money than GOD and they couldn't afford it? They bough Detective CONAN for crying out loud
[08:14] <@SpeedRcrX> HE DETECTS... with a BROAD SWORD.
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> Case closed!!

[02:26] <-I forgot my handle> by the way, my name is Vincent Gomez.

[08:15] <@spiritflame> ok

[02:28] <-I forgot my handle> plus, it got low ratings in japan, and got cancelled twice, but is still being made. and by the way, goku ssj9 is not in the anime of z ultimate, but he is in the manga script my penpal sent me

[08:15] <@SpeedRcrX> It got cencelled twice but is still being made....
[08:15] <@Dr_Xadium> So THAT is how "Married with Children" stayed on the air all those years...
[08:16] <flame_SNIPER> the Animators just never got the memo that they were fired!
[08:16] <@S.X. Aino> "Has anyone seen my stapler?"
[08:16] <@spiritflame> someone then asked how they could see this series

[02:31] <-I forgot my handle> Unless you have $2,500 US dollars that you are willing to waste on the new dragonball, have connections, or go to japan youself, you are s*** out of luck, well unless you have a penpal.

[08:17] <@SpeedRcrX> $2,500?
[08:18] <@SpeedRcrX> I SPEND $2500 on the TISSUE PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS
[08:19] <@SpeedRcrX> MY NAME IS TEN'OU HARUKA, b[BLEEP]ch, AND I'M AN ANIME OTAKU $2,500 is what I spent to buy life-sized PVC figures of sexy women for my amusement and PLEASURE
[08:19] <Mdm_Maestro> ........................
[08:19] <Mdm_Maestro> hmph

[02:33] <-I forgot my handle> I am just tired of the dbaf scandals.

[08:20] <@S.X. Aino> I'm tired of the old scandals so I thought I'd just make up a whole new one
[08:20] <@Dr_Xadium> DBZ fandom enters the political era; it's innocent adolescence-- over.

[02:35] <-I forgot my handle> Well, I have talked to some people at pandoras cube, and the american companies are bidding on the new dragonball.

[08:21] <@S.X. Aino> Well once you open Pandora's Cube...
[08:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey how come other fandoms don't get tormented with this s[BLEEP]t.
[08:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do WE have to get harassed by people f[BLEEP]king TOYING with our hopes and DREAMS.
[08:22] <@Dr_Xadium> In a sad way this is their wish for it to continue.
[08:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Well all know Piccolo ain't dead! He's just PLAYING.
[08:23] * @Dr_Xadium pats Haruka on the back
[08:23] <@SpeedRcrX> He was just holding back man, holding back
[08:23] <@S.X. Aino> It's OK, Harry-P
[08:23] <@SpeedRcrX> super namek
[08:24] <@SpeedRcrX> super namek

[02:39] <-I forgot my handle> Nobody outside of asia, or japan for that matter knows about these installments for the dragonball series because of the denials of Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, Bird Studios, Fuji tv,and Funimation. So the officials made the mistake of information being leaked out for new dragonball, and for every new series, there is a rumor

[08:24] <flame_SNIPER> And for every rumour there is a MORONIC N00B!
[08:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude if it wasn't a waste of f[BLEEP]king time we HAVE people in Japan

[02:44] <-I forgot my handle> nobody is demanding the new dragonball because hell, they don't even know what the hell it is called. Plus, do you know how much confusion that would cause. there are episodes in between the 100 years that goku merged with the earth dragonballs, and after the 100 tenkaichi budokai tournament. so are you going to fight with me or help me

[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Fight
[08:26] <flame_SNIPER> So what if they're a hundred years, that puts it right at the Gaiden special.
[08:27] <@Dr_Xadium> The Tenkai'ichi Budokai is only held what, once ever 5 years?
[08:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Well if the plot demanded it they could have one every year LIKE WE DO
[08:27] <flame_SNIPER> System War 05 was never settled you know
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> Well it did kind of become a knife-fight...
[08:28] <@Dr_Xadium> We may have to revisit it as a pure tournament for fun.
[08:28] <@SpeedRcrX> If we can find b[BLEEP]chass mercury

[02:51] <-I forgot my handle> by the way, there used to be some form of information in 2000 at this site called project-x at geocities, but is non-existent now

[08:28] <flame_SNIPER> How CONVENIENT
[08:29] <@Dr_Xadium> I have evidence of like Sailor Moon 2999 but it was hosted on X00M and they went out of business so Oh well
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Project X... rated
[08:30] <@S.X. Aino> BAD MENTAL IMAGE

[02:53] <-I forgot my handle> the guy that runs wikipedia e-mailed me asking me where I obtained such information, and to bestow it upon him as well.

[08:30] <@SpeedRcrX> what kind of f[BLEEP]king n00b uses the word "bestow"
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i bestw upin u mai knoledge
[08:31] <@S.X. Aino> Are we being played by someone extremely bored XD
[08:31] <flame_SNIPER> ARE WE
[08:32] <@SpeedRcrX> We if we are dude, congrats, you sure do ROCK at looking stupid XD
[08:32] <flame_SNIPER> It's like you've got a natural TALENT for it

[02:54] <-I forgot my handle> I have connections beyond internet resources.

[08:32] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `[02:54] <-I forgot my handle> I have connections beyond internet resources.`
[08:32] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]king. Immortal. Line.
[08:33] <@SpeedRcrX> You just can't retort that s[BLEEP]t
[08:33] <flame_SNIPER> I can
[08:33] <@SpeedRcrX> DO IT HINO REI
[08:33] <flame_SNIPER> My connections are my HAND UP MY ASS
[08:34] * @spiritflame snickers
[08:34] <@spiritflame> bring it
[08:34] <@Dr_Xadium> CHILDREN

[03:00] <-I forgot my handle> bleach and naruto will take over dragonball, even though naruto did that already. of course they are not classic, but america along with japan's fanbase are moving on to other anime like hellsing ultimate, Utena, HunterxHunter, and other great titles

[08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Kiss my ass Naruto
[08:35] <@S.X. Aino> BLEACH FOR TEH WIN
[08:35] <flame_SNIPER> Isn't Hellsing OVA I supposed to be OUT already?
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> Utena makes my head hurt. Juri sounds like Usagi-chan on barbie dolls
[08:36] <@Dr_Xadium> "barbituates?"
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> them too

[03:02] <-I forgot my handle> it is not really dbgt part 2, but just dbgt. if I would have just said dbgt, nobody would know what in the world I was talking about

[08:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah DBZ fans would NEVER comprehend DBGT
[08:36] <@SpeedRcrX> waitaminute
[08:37] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm a huge DBZ fan and I don't comprehend DBGT
[08:37] <flame_SNIPER> Yes, that was a "what were they SMOKING!?" series

[03:06] <-I forgot my handle> I have the tapes sitting right in my closet right now, all 8 hours long each tape.

[08:38] <@SpeedRcrX> EWW SLP the video nazi in me cries out
[08:38] <@spiritflame> 500 episodes @ appx 24 mins each = 200 hours = 25 tapes
[08:39] <@Dr_Xadium> That could fit in a closet.
[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU WIN THIS ROUND n00b

[03:09] <-I forgot my handle> I have bad news, the fights take place in space majority of the time, and the battles are longer.

[08:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Goku travels past the great barrier at the center of the Galaxy and meets g0d
[08:40] <flame_SNIPER> Tuxedo Kamen> Sometimes, to understand g0d you must fight him!
[08:41] <@spiritflame> if you meet the buddha in the road kill him
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Well this would be in space
[08:41] <@spiritflame> if you meet the buddha in space kill him
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I think space Buddha has phasers
[08:41] <@spiritflame> then flee quickly
[08:42] <@spiritflame> someone asked the n00b for personal information

[03:12] <-I forgot my handle> I am 18. My birthday was 12-16

[08:42] <@Dr_Xadium> You shame your demographic, sir.
[08:43] <@Dr_Xadium> You shame it.

[03:15] <-I forgot my handle> anyway, I don't watch cn, but my friend said they are showing dbz uncut on saturdays at 7:30? what the hell is their problem. They should have showed all 13 movies by now

[08:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes because we all need to see the STORY OF TRUNK'S SWORD or the f[BLEEP]king return of BOJACK for the ONE BILLIONTH TIME
[08:44] *** -Bojack has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Bojack
[08:44] <-Bojack> KAKAROTTO
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh mother of f[BLEEP]k
[08:44] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked -Bojack from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( f[BLEEP]k OFF )

[03:20] <-I forgot my handle> I just don't want that horrid live movie to come out before at least dbgt part 2 comes out, which I doubt. They will probably make another anniversary movie for dragonball in February 2006 since that will be the 20th anniversary for db on fuji tv.

[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Man all I want is a 5 minute clip where Son Goku wakes up from the f[BLEEP]king nightmare that was GT
[08:46] <C'est_la_V> the bad Mochi from the night before gave him wrong dreams??

[03:23] <-goku9> AT plans to make neko majin/z an anime

[08:46] <@SpeedRcrX> NMZ needs to be an anime so he can stealthily turn it back into DBZ II
[08:47] <@Dr_Xadium> Two words: Vegita. Cellphone.
[08:47] <@SpeedRcrX> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko Majin: "I don't hear it ringing!"
[08:48] <@Dr_Xadium> Vegita: "It's set to VIBRATE!"
[08:48] <@SpeedRcrX> *Vegita Flees*
[08:48] <flame_SNIPER> LOL

[03:25] <-goku9> Okay, I really came here to find out what you need to put episodes on the internet from the vcr? that is all I need, then I will show you all what in the hell I am talking about

[08:49] <@SpeedRcrX> The ability to open a dimensional portal to the land of f[BLEEP]kING INSANE DELUSION
[08:49] <@S.X. Aino> Or a video capture card.
[08:49] <@S.X. Aino> That converts bulls[BLEEP]t into tangible matter.
[08:50] <flame_SNIPER> That's Haruka-san's digestive system.
[08:50] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY
[08:50] <FireFly_9> Or FOX News...
[08:50] <FireFly_9> It's been a slow year for me, heh

[03:28] <-goku9> I have the damn tapes just tell me how to put the episodes on the net

[08:51] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]kinggoogleit

[03:33] <-goku9> I probably should have never told you about these series, but I had to. that would be kind of wrong if i let you find out for yourselves
[03:36] <-goku9> hey, the truth was handed to you,but so be it.

[08:51] <flame_SNIPER> The n00b has caused me to lose my will to live...
[08:52] <@SpeedRcrX> At least we got some amusement out of it
[08:52] <flame_SNIPER> Was this fun, or just painful?
[08:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Your hazing is over, Hino Rei, miko from the future
[08:53] <flame_SNIPER> Oh god
[08:53] <@Dr_Xadium> WHERE DBZ IS *STILL* HIGH ART
[08:53] <@S.X. Aino> And all your base are belong to us!!
[08:53] *** Disconnected
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