Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #919: “Revolutions 2: Elios v Jedite v Tomoe”
#919: “Revolutions 2: Elios v Jedite v Tomoe”


[07:13] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:13] <@spiritflame> last night's background events (read first)--> http://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/episodes/tournament1b.html
[07:14] <// J_Daito //> Optimus Prime did not steal your space sword
[07:14] <@SpeedRcrX> YES. YES HE DID I WAS THERE
[07:14] <// J_Daito //> The leader of the autobots is fictional
[07:14] <@SpeedRcrX> DO NOT BLASPHEME MOTHERf[BLEEP]kER
[07:15] * // J_Daito // rolls eyes
[07:15] <// J_Daito //> So basically you and Kaioh and Meioh have lost your talisman things.
[07:15] <FireFly_9> the three objects used to create the Holy Grail.
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> And Sneaky Future Girl's bloodline lets her use them
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> But wasn't she just adopted into that clan?
[07:17] * // J_Daito // doesn't understand her whole history, doesn't give a s[BLEEP]t, but didn't EIHGF drop her in 1916 Japan to replace the real Shinguuji Sakura
[07:17] <@spiritflame> reincarnation; they have the same soul
[07:17] <FireFly_9> Wait, that was verified?
[07:17] * @spiritflame knows these things
[07:18] <// J_Daito //> Well isn't that handy
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Man, the last time that thing was summoned Mistress 9 crushed it into pulp and fed it to Pharaoh 90
[07:19] <FireFly_9> Ugh, don't remind.
[07:19] <FireFly_9> But I killed Pharaoh 90, and Moon was able to transform anyway. I believe the Grail energies were returned.
[07:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude it's her magic space rock. That s[BLEEP]t lets her DO ANYTHING
[07:20] <FireFly_9> Yes, including reconstitutiong the Holy Grail. She is, after all, the Messiah of Light.
[07:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Not my f[BLEEP]king messiah.
[07:20] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou isn't this how this whole tournament got started
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> ?
[07:21] <// J_Daito //> Your inability to peacefully co-exist with Tsukino's authority
[07:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh LIKE YOU'RE INTO THAT s[BLEEP]t YOUR ARMY TRIED TO KILL... NO *DID* KILL HER MOTHER
[07:22] <// J_Daito //> Hello? Evil person here?
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway what the f[BLEEP]k we need to know who the hell is behind this
[07:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Cuz I don't feel like being ruled over by someone
[07:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Except Molson corporation and the Duff Brewery because their s[BLEEP]t rocks
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, well we'll see.
[07:23] <// J_Daito //> I am going to fight horseboy and Tomoe the Elder soon
[07:24] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC ( perhaps the Enemy will make their move then)
[07:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Hmm.
[07:24] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is still wailing in the corner over her lost garnet orb
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[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2

[07:26] <Thundr_Dragon> Does he know yet?
[07:26] <flame_SNIPER> None of them know.
[07:26] <flame_SNIPER> But that BAKA Artemis might hæ let slip something
[07:27] <Mizunomics01> I really hope not :<
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> Artemis would never do that...
[07:27] <Thundr_Dragon> Still, we have to keep going on with the Tournament now
[07:27] <flame_SNIPER> It's a WASTE OF TIME
[07:27] <Mizunomics01> On the contrary, if someone is trying to frame me I want to know who it is
[07:28] <Thundr_Dragon> Ami-chan, people are saying that in the future you'll have turned traitor for some reason.
[07:28] <Mizunomics01> ....
[07:29] <Mizunomics01> I've done every medical test I can think of and found nothing wrong.
[07:29] <Mizunomics01> Still, I'm willing to be isolated if you believe it to be just.
[07:29] <C'est_la_V> Ami-chan, I believe in you.
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> I just.... can't believe what's been happening back home.
[07:30] <flame_SNIPER> It's the biggest state secret there is, Minako-chan.
[07:30] <flame_SNIPER> If anyone found out, Neo-Japan would try to nuke Crystal Tokyo off the map
[07:31] <Mizunomics01> They would fail of course.... but the fallout would destroy the island and half the planet, and Regent Setsuna-san doesn't want that.
[07:31] <C'est_la_V> Where the HELL is Usagi-chan in all this!?
[07:32] <flame_SNIPER> Well obviously we think Baka-chan is either out of action or off crying in some hole somewhere
[07:32] <Thundr_Dragon> That's too harsh, Rei-chan.
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> Oh PLEASE I would have SOLVED this already.
[07:33] <Mizunomics01> But that's because you're a b[BLEEP]ch, rei-chan ♡
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> ...............................
[07:33] <Thundr_Dragon> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:33] <flame_SNIPER> I'm the QUEEN b[BLEEP]ch if it will save the WORLD
[07:34] <flame_SNIPER> Three Senshi against.... YOU KNOW WHAT just isn't enough.
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> I know...
[07:35] <flame_SNIPER> And with Chibiusa-chan HERE and the Ginzuishou here, we're even more vulnerable.
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> I know....!
[07:35] <Mizunomics01> The tournament has to continue... we need to draw out whoever's started this...
[07:37] <Thundr_Dragon> But Ami-chan.... if time travel's involved, then it could very well be you from the future.
[07:37] <Mizunomics01> If that is the case, I shall defeat her.
[07:37] * C'est_la_V is away: thinking to do...
[07:37] <Thundr_Dragon> Minako-chan...
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> Mina...
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> ARTEMIS! HAVE YOU SAID ANYTHING!
[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> No, no, of course not!
[07:38] <flame_SNIPER> Good! Because the enemy could be listening even now!
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> Rei, you're over-reacting
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> If we just went to the Outer Senshi and explained...
[07:39] <flame_SNIPER> NO WAY. They're sloppy and lazy and too full of themselves
[07:40] <flame_SNIPER> they chose to stay in the past while we SLAVED to Usagi-chan running that godforsaken parody of Crystal Tokyo, then later as animamate SLAVES to paranoid Usagi-chan
[07:41] <flame_SNIPER> Now that she's faked her death and run off to Neo-Argentina to live in "peace", Setsuna-san's running the realm and they STILL haven't come back
[07:41] <Thundr_Dragon> Rei-chan calm down
[07:41] <flame_SNIPER> and then MINAKO-CHAN left to get HITCHED and there's THREE OF US
[07:42] <flame_SNIPER> THREE OF US AGAINST THAT ba[BLEEP]rd and AMI-CHAN isn't SANE~!
[07:42] <Mizunomics01> - Who's not sane just because I feel I can remake the world in my own image into an intellectual utopian society -
[07:42] <Thundr_Dragon> ::rollseyes
[07:43] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Exhibition Match 2 of the System War 05 Tournament begins * * *
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> Wait, that's early
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> Xadium-san and the others must have advanced the schedule to throw off the enemy
[07:43] <flame_SNIPER> CRAP
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> IDIOTS
[07:44] <flame_SNIPER> We're not ready! Anything could happen~
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[07:13] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3

[07:46] *** Topic is - Elios v Jedite v Tomoe 3 way dance -
[07:46] *** Set by @spiritflame on Tue Dec 13 07:46 2005
[08:04] *** The rubble of Mugen Gakuen...
[08:04] <GERMATOID> I CAN'T BELIEVE REI.BOT-KUN DESTROYED MY ACADEMY JUST TO TEST XADIUM-KUN'S POWERUP :<
[08:05] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:06] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> no matter
[08:06] ☼ Scouter indicates // J_Daito // has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:06] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[08:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[08:07] ☼ Scouter indicates H3LLi05 has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[08:07] <H3LLi05> Yo Yo Yo crazy hoes let's get this show on the road yo!
[08:07] * // J_Daito // is now known as Super Jedite
[08:08] * GERMATOID RIPS OFF HIS LAB JACKET AND SHIRT TO REVEAL HIS MASSIVELY RIPPED CHEST, THE PRODUCT OF SUPERIOR GENETIC ENGINEERING
[08:08] <Super Jedite> Hah well I ate the blood of the OLD ONES you serve old man
[08:09] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME
[08:09] <Super Jedite> shut up
[08:09] [1000 HP / 1474 MP] H3LLi05 uses the golden crystal to make the ground come alive and trap these motherf[BLEEP]kers by da feet (-26 MP)
[08:10] [999 HP / 1502 MP] Super Jedite has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[08:10] * Super Jedite RIPS his feet out of the ground
[08:10] [943 HP / 1504 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (57 damage)
[08:10] * GERMATOID IS ROOTED TO THE SPOT!
[08:10] <Super Jedite> Well well well
[08:11] [999 HP / 1489 MP] Super Jedite ZWEES over to Tomoe and punches him in the face (-13 MP)
[08:11] [891 HP / 1518 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (52 damage)
[08:11] * GERMATOID JERKA BACK AND SPITS UP BLOOD
[08:11] [1000 HP / 1437 MP] H3LLi05 transforms into pegasus and rams jed with his horn (-37 MP)
[08:12] [958 HP / 1505 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (41 damage)
[08:12] * Super Jedite grunts as he's impaled
[08:12] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:12] <Super Jedite> What do you mean PASS
[08:12] * GERMATOID ISN'T GOIGN TO ATTACK
[08:13] <Super Jedite> .... YOU stay there I'm coming to kill you
[08:13] [958 HP / 1466 MP] Super Jedite ZWEES over to tomoe again and kicks him in the chest (-39 MP)
[08:13] [891 HP / 1519 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:13] * GERMATOID TWISTS TO THE SIDE
[08:14] [1000 HP / 1430 MP] H3LLi05 transforms to normal and pops Jed in the face with the knucks "f[BLEEP]k him I owe you from the Budokai" (-7 MP)
[08:14] [919 HP / 1486 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (39 damage)
[08:14] * Super Jedite skids back
[08:14] <Super Jedite> That's not going to do much, thug
[08:15] [919 HP / 586 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Jedite SUCKS OUT HELIOS' ENERGY (-900 MP)
[08:15] [481 HP / 1455 MP ] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (519 damage)
[08:15] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k! *drops to the ground all f[BLEEP]ked up*
[08:16] * Super Jedite licks his lips and walkes over to Horse Boy
[08:16] [919 HP / 568 MP] Super Jedite kicks him in the side of the head "you're ten thousand years too early for the likes of me, boy" (-18 MP)
[08:16] [481 HP / 1460 MP] H3LLi05 has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:17] * H3LLi05 twists outta the way somehow
[08:17] [919 HP / 542 MP] Super Jedite picks up elios telekinetically and VADER GRIPS him (-26 MP)
[08:17] [428 HP / 1464 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (53 damage)
[08:17] * H3LLi05 is choking!
[08:18] <H3LLi05> I'll *gasp* even this b[BLEEP]ch
[08:18] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:18] <Super Jedite> What are you just NOT FIGHTING what
[08:18] * GERMATOID IS STUCK IN THE GROUND
[08:20] [428 HP / 564 MP] SPECIAL ATK: H3LLi05 leans his head down and SHOOTS his golden crystal into Jed's LEFT EYE (-900 MP)
[08:20] <Super Jedite> what the--
[08:20] [635 HP / 552 MP ] Super Jedite has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (284 damage)
[08:20] <Super Jedite> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[08:20] * Super Jedite claws at the crystal and yanks it from his eye, staggering
[08:21] [428 HP / 553 MP] H3LLi05 takes a sucker punch at piņata prof (-11 MP)
[08:21] [833 HP / 1583 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (58 damage)
[08:21] <GERMATOID> MAUAHAHAHAHAHA! *FALLS BACK LAUGHING HALFWAY, STILL STUCK IN THE GROUND*
[08:22] [635 HP / 527 MP] Super Jedite FLIES OVER to Helios and TACKLES him into some jutting rebar (-25 MP)
[08:22] [428 HP / 555 MP] H3LLi05 has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:23] * H3LLi05 spins to the side at the last sec "not today old man"
[08:23] [428 HP / 548 MP] H3LLi05 uses jed's momentum to RAM him into the rebar right through the shoulder (-7 MP)
[08:23] [590 HP / 570 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (45 damage)
[08:24] * Super Jedite twitches and convulses, the ichor leaking from his shoulder
[08:24] <GERMATOID> PASS
[08:24] <H3LLi05> f[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t you ain't passing my fist!
[08:25] [428 HP / 522 MP] H3LLi05 puches tomoe in the head gonna mek him DED (-26 MP)
[08:25] [783 HP / 1584 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[08:25] * GERMATOID 'S NOSE EXPLODES LIKE UMINO AFTER SEEING SAILOR V FANSERVICE
[08:26] [590 HP / 546 MP] Super Jedite yanks the rebar and the concrete block it's attached to from the ground and SWINGS IT, BRAINING ELIOS (-24 MP)
[08:26] [390 HP / 530 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:26] * H3LLi05 is smashed in the side of the head like a motherf[BLEEP]k!
[08:27] [390 HP / 490 MP] H3LLi05 turns his crystal into the Golden GattTM and sprays that jed b[BLEEP]ch (-40 MP)
[08:27] [589 HP / 556 MP] Super Jedite has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[08:27] * Super Jedite catches the bullets out of the air
[08:27] * Super Jedite crushes them
[08:28] [589 HP / 551 MP] Super Jedite flicks the compressed pellet into Tomoe the Elder's head (-5 MP)
[08:28] [734 HP / 1651 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (49 damage)
[08:28] * GERMATOID LAUGHS A LITTLE AS HE'S SHOT IN THE HEAD
[08:28] [390 HP / 484 MP] H3LLi05 kicks tomoe in the nutsack for s[BLEEP]ts and giggles (-6 MP)
[08:29] [696 HP / 1666 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:29] * GERMATOID IS GLAD HE'S WEARING A CUP ><
[08:29] [589 HP / 532 MP] Super Jedite picks up a boulder and hurls it into Elios' chest (-19 MP)
[08:29] [361 HP / 525 MP] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (29 damage)
[08:30] * H3LLi05 flies f[BLEEP]king back and smashes through an old support column
[08:30] <Super Jedite> And here we are again
[08:30] [589 HP / 505 MP] Super Jedite grabs elios by the neck and rabbit punches him 300 times in one second (-27 MP)
[08:30] [325 HP / 545 MP] H3LLi05 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (36 damage)
[08:31] <Super Jedite> - that makes three for me now ^_^ -
[08:31] <H3LLi05> What the f[BLEEP]k...
[08:31] [589 HP / 495 MP] Super Jedite CRASHES HIM into a PYLON "this" (-10 MP)
[08:31] [322 HP / 547 MP] H3LLi05 has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[08:31] * H3LLi05 plants his feet in the f[BLEEP]king ground
[08:32] [589 HP / 466 MP] Super Jedite headbutts him "is for thinking--" (-29 MP)
[08:32] [302 HP / 552 MP] H3LLi05 has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (20 damage)
[08:32] * H3LLi05 's forhead bleeds out
[08:33] [589 HP / 464 MP] Super Jedite SWINGS HIM AROUND AND HURLS HIM through a room "That the likes of YOU could ever beat ME, he who has feasted on the meat of CTHULTHU HIMSELF" (-2 MP)
[08:33] [253 HP / 563 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[08:33] * H3LLi05 spits up blood and s[BLEEP]t and twitches on the ground
[08:34] [696 HP / 766 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID SPITS OUT A DAIMON POD WHICH GOES INTO ELIOS' CHEST AND EXPLODES (-900 MP)
[08:34] <H3LLi05> O_O
[08:34] [-43 HP/ 578 MP] H3LLi05 has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (296 damage)
[08:34] H3LLi05 has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[08:34] * H3LLi05 is a bloody f[BLEEP]ked up mess on the ground
[08:34] <Super Jedite> So... Tomoe, you finally make your move to ROB ME OF VICTORY
[08:35] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *IS NOW RELEASED FROM THE GROUND*
[08:35] * GERMATOID CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES
[08:35] <Super Jedite> Well it's still my turn
[08:35] [589 HP / 430 MP] Super Jedite CHARGES Tomoe and SLASHES at his chest with a dark energy blade (-34 MP)
[08:35] [696 HP / 769 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:36] * GERMATOID SIDESTEPS
[08:36] [696 HP / 733 MP] GERMATOID CHOPS JED IN THE ABCK OF THE NECK AS HE PASSES (-36 MP)
[08:36] [551 HP / 432 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:36] * Super Jedite staggers for a moment but does not lose his footing and wheels back around
[08:37] [551 HP / 392 MP] Super Jedite peppers Tomoe the Elder with a rain of ki blasts (-40 MP)
[08:37] [659 HP / 743 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[08:37] * GERMATOID DROPS BACK, ENERGY BOILING OFF HIS CHEST
[08:38] [659 HP / 732 MP] GERMATOID LASHES OUT WITH A SERIES OF GERMATOID CLONES THAT RISE FROM THE RUBBLE AND ENVELOP JEDITE (-11 MP)
[08:38] [540 HP / 395 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[08:38] * Super Jedite is being smothered
[08:39] * Super Jedite flares up his ki aura and explodes the damn things off of him
[08:39] [540 HP / 357 MP] Super Jedite steps back into a portal and emerges behind tomoe, driving a dark energy blade into the prof's back (-38 MP)
[08:39] [636 HP / 777 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[08:40] <GERMATOID> O_O *DROPS TO THE GROUND*
[08:40] [540 HP / 337 MP] Super Jedite wheels and SMASHES his boot down on Tomoe's head (-20 MP)
[08:40] [609 HP / 783 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (27 damage)
[08:40] * GERMATOID SPITS UP BLOOD
[08:42] [540 HP / 304 MP] Super Jedite BLASTS tomoe with a HUGE ball of ki and sends him crashing down into the old basement of Mugen (-33 MP)
[08:42] [562 HP / 846 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage)
[08:42] * GERMATOID CRASHES THROUGH THE GROUND AND LANDS ON HIS OLD WORKTABLE WITH A CRASH!
[08:43] * Super Jedite follows and lands on top of the table
[08:43] [562 HP / 806 MP] GERMATOID HURLS SCALDING TASTY COFFEE AT JEDITE (-40 MP)
[08:43] [540 HP / 309 MP] Super Jedite has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:43] <Super Jedite> Hah, it's gotten cold old man. Just like your blood.
[08:44] [540 HP / 284 MP] Super Jedite picks up a broken beaker and STABS tomoe in the shoulder (-25 MP)
[08:44] [538 HP / 817 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[08:44] * GERMATOID FLAILS
[08:44] [538 HP / 785 MP] GERMATOID THROWS SOME GLASS CHIPS INTO JEDITE'S WOUNDED EYE (-32 MP)
[08:45] [503 HP / 345 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (37 damage)
[08:45] * Super Jedite screams and falsl abck
[08:45] * GERMATOID PASSES, TO REST
[08:45] <Super Jedite> Fatal mistake old man
[08:46] [503 HP / 322 MP] Super Jedite LIFTS UP THE WHOLE TABLE AND SLAMS IT INTO THE DAIMON MONSTERBAKE OVEN (-23 MP)
[08:46] [503 HP / 834 MP] GERMATOID has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (35 damage)
[08:46] * GERMATOID IS ROASTING, BUT FOR SOME REASON LAUGHS INSANELY
[08:46] [503 HP / 282 MP] Super Jedite turns up the heat 100 degrees (-40 MP)
[08:46] [467 HP / 843 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[08:46] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[08:46] <Super Jedite> YOU LAUGH?!
[08:47] [503 HP / 244 MP] Super Jedite turns up the heat 10000 DEGRESS (-38 MP)
[08:47] [462 HP / 846 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[08:47] * GERMATOID BLOCKS THE HEATING COIL
[08:47] * GERMATOID PASSES
[08:47] <Super Jedite> ARE YOU MOCKING ME
[08:48] [503 HP / 226 MP] Super Jedite PUMMELS THE OVEN WITH KI (-18 MP)
[08:48] [462 HP / 850 MP] GERMATOID has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[08:48] <GERMATOID> THE DOOR'S THICK :P
[08:48] * GERMATOID PASSES
[08:48] <Super Jedite> ,.................
[08:49] <Super Jedite> Have you no WILL to fight!
[08:49] [503 HP / 218 MP] Super Jedite gets the pure heart extractor and FIRES IT AT TOMOE (-8 MP)
[08:49] [414 HP / 852 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (48 damage)
[08:50] * GERMATOID GASPS AND WHEEZES AS HIS PURE BLACK HEART POPS OUT
[08:50] * GERMATOID STILL... PASSES
[08:50] <Super Jedite> ....
[08:50] [503 HP / 180 MP] Super Jedite tekekinetically CRUSHES The oven around tomoe (-38 MP)
[08:50] [382 HP / 911 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[08:51] * GERMATOID IS CRUSHED LIKE A SARDINE BUT LAUGHS HIS ASS OFF
[08:51] <Super Jedite> What the HELL is SO FUNNY
[08:51] * GERMATOID HAS REGENERATED HIS MP
[08:51] <Super Jedite> ..............................................................
[08:51] <Super Jedite> Metallia, no
[08:52] [382 HP / 11 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID EXPLODES OUT OF THE OVEN AND RAMS JEDITE HEAD FIRST INTO THE PROTABLE CYCLOTRON, SETTING IT TO SHAKE AND BAKE! (-900 MP)
[08:53] [503 HP / 181 MP ] Super Jedite has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[08:53] <Super Jedite> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOOL
[08:53] * Super Jedite dodged, having seen that coming of course
[08:53] <GERMATOID> O__X
[08:54] <Super Jedite> Did you think a SUPERIOR strategist like myself would not know what you were planning?
[08:54] <GERMATOID> [08:51] <SUPER JEDITE> METALLIA, NO
[08:54] [503 HP / 154 MP] Super Jedite kicks you in the head (-27 MP)
[08:54] [344 HP / 19 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:54] * GERMATOID ROLLS OVER ONTO THE GROUND
[08:55] [344 HP / -16 MP] GERMATOID GRABS JED'S BOOT AND SLAMD HIM FORWARD INTO THE JAGGED GLASS OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-35 MP)
[08:55] * Super Jedite licks his lips vegita style
[08:55] [503 HP / 119 MP] Super Jedite SMASHES his boot into your sternum (-35 MP)
[08:55] [290 HP / -11 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[08:56] * GERMATOID CANT' ATTACK ><
[08:56] [503 HP / 89 MP] Super Jedite gets out a penknife anf carves a ward ON TOMOE (-30 MP)
[08:56] [252 HP / 53 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (38 damage)
[08:56] <GERMATOID> ARRRRGH
[08:57] [252 HP / 18 MP] GERMATOID NIPS UP AND CHOKEHOLDS JEDITE (-35 MP)
[08:57] [472 HP / 91 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[08:57] * Super Jedite is beign strangulated for what the second time
[08:57] [472 HP / 82 MP] Super Jedite presses his palm to the ward on tomoe's chest and fires a ki blast (-9 MP)
[08:57] [249 HP / 28 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[08:58] * GERMATOID USES IRON SHIRT
[08:58] [249 HP / 22 MP] GERMATOID RAMS JEDITE BACK AND THROUGH A WALL (-6 MP)
[08:58] [441 HP / 92 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[08:58] * Super Jedite spits up blood into tomoe's face
[08:59] [441 HP / 77 MP] Super Jedite breaks the chokehold anfd kicks tomoe off him into a locker (-15 MP)
[08:59] [232 HP / 32 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[08:59] * GERMATOID SHAKES HIS HEAD AND GRABS SOMETHING FROM THE DENTED LOCKER
[08:59] [232 HP / 11 MP] GERMATOID CARVES INTO JEDITE WITH A CHAINSAW! (-21 MP)
[08:59] <Super Jedite> A CHAINSAW WHAT IS THIS DOOM
[09:00] [398 HP / 82 MP] Super Jedite has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (43 damage)
[09:00] * Super Jedite screams as his left shoulder is basically pulped
[09:00] [398 HP / 42 MP] Super Jedite punches though tomoe's chest (-40 MP)
[09:00] [191 HP / 50 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (41 damage)
[09:01] * GERMATOID DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN AND DROPS THE CHAINSAW
[09:02] [191 HP / 14 MP] GERMATOID TACKLES JEDITE AND RAMS HIM INTO A STORAGE CABINET FILLED WITH GLASS (-36 MP)
[09:02] [375 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (23 damage)
[09:02] <GERMATOID> - MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
[09:03] * Super Jedite is cut up and bleeding badly
[09:03] [191 HP / -19 MP] GERMATOID GRABS A COPY OF THE PHYSICAN'S DESK REFERENCE 2005 AND SMASHES IT OVER JEDITE'S HEAD OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-33 MP)
[09:03] <Super Jedite> :)
[09:04] * GERMATOID JUST DOESN'T BOTHER WITH THE SECOND ATTACK THEN ><
[09:04] [375 HP / 40 MP] Super Jedite opens his mouth and blasts tomoe with a giant beam of ki (-11 MP)
[09:04] [189 HP / -10 MP] GERMATOID has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[09:04] * GERMATOID SPRITZED YOU WITH BREATH FRESHENER
[09:04] <Super Jedite> ...
[09:05] * GERMATOID STILL HAS TO PASS ><
[09:05] [375 HP / 1 MP] Super Jedite leaps up, grabs tomoe around the neck, rotates him around and drives HIM into the glass cabinet, which was shattered into far morwe dangerous shards by his impact (-39 MP)
[09:05] [139 HP / 4 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[09:06] * GERMATOID IS PANTING LIKE CRAZY AND BLEEDING OUT
[09:06] [139 HP / -9 MP] GERMATOID PUNCHES JEDITE OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-13 MP)
[09:06] [375 HP / -35 MP] Super Jedite puches tomoe OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-36 MP)
[09:06] *** Sudden death!
[09:06] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Jedite has HP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Jedite has MP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has MP level of 50!
[09:07] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP level of 50!
[09:07] <Super Jedite> So it comes down to one hit...
[09:08] [50 HP / 19 MP] GERMATOID GRABS JEDITE'S NECK AND CRUSHES HIM THROUGH THE WALL (-31 MP)
[09:08] [50 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[09:08] <Super Jedite> :d
[09:08] * Super Jedite HOLDS HIS GROUND with all his might
[09:08] [50 HP / 51 MP] Super Jedite hits Tomoe with a DDT into the jagged glass covered floor (-0 MP)
[09:09] [21 HP / 35 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[09:09] * GERMATOID IS IMPALED BY GLASS BUT GETS TO HIS FEET
[09:09] [21 HP / 6 MP] GERMATOID YANKS OUT THE GLASS AND SLASHES JEDITE WITH IT (-29 MP)
[09:09] [33 HP / 68 MP] Super Jedite has been HIT!! (17 damage)
[09:10] * Super Jedite jerks back, ichor exploding from his chest
[09:10] [33 HP / 46 MP] Super Jedite presses his fingertips to tomoe's head and fires off a ki blast (-22 MP)
[09:10] [-2 HP / 36 MP] GERMATOID has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage)
[09:10] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[09:11] * GERMATOID SCREAMS OUT WITH HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AS HIS HEAD EXPLODES
[09:11] * GERMATOID DROPS TO THE GROUND
[09:11] <Super Jedite> I blew his head off... O_O
[09:11] <Super Jedite> >>
[09:11] <Super Jedite> <<
[09:11] <Super Jedite> Err...
[09:12] <Super Jedite> Uhm.
[09:12] <Super Jedite> f[BLEEP]k not that I care but Tomoe the younger has that knife
[09:12] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A HAND
[09:12] <Super Jedite> :O
[09:12] * GERMATOID 'S HEAD STARTS TO GROW BACK SLOWLY
[09:12] <Super Jedite> What the hell are you?
[09:13] * GERMATOID IS A REGENERATOR
[09:13] <Super Jedite> So that's what the proper fusion of human / alien DNA does...
[09:13] * GERMATOID IS THE SUPERHUMAN! MUAHAHAHAHAAH
[09:14] <Super Jedite> Well anyway I am still the kind of evilTM around here
[09:14] <Super Jedite> You had a good plan; it might have worked
[09:14] <Super Jedite> But I'm just that damn good
[09:14] <GERMATOID> LUCKY, YOU MEAN.
[09:14] <Super Jedite> Luck is a valid factor in the theatre of war
[09:14] * Super Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[09:14] * // J_Daito // helps up tomoe
[09:15] <// J_Daito //> Let's go see what that idiot pervert horse is doing
[09:15] *** back at the surface
[09:15] * H3LLi05 lies on the ground, bleeding out from the head in a coma
[09:15] * H3LLi05 's golden crystal has been ripped from his forehead
[09:16] <// J_Daito //> what the hell? WHERE WAS SECURITY
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the f[BLEEP]k woudl be security at a big brawl like this
[09:17] <flame_SNIPER> There was a fast blur and before we knew it the crystal was gone
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> Oh if it isn't the light of my loins
[09:17] <flame_SNIPER> Don't make me BURN YOU AGAIN
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> anytime, Sexy no Senshi
[09:18] <flame_SNIPER> WHY YOU
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> PEOPLE
[09:18] <Mizunomics01> Elios is in a deep coma
[09:18] <Thundr_Dragon> While you two were fighting we kept watch on the perimeter but saw nothing
[09:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko, you see anything?
[09:19] <C'est_la_V> No
[09:19] * C'est_la_V turns away and huddles with the other inners
[09:19] <FireFly_9> I sensed nothing. One minute the crystal was there, the next it was gone.
[09:20] <flame_SNIPER> We've decided. We're doing our own investigation because you people are incompetent.
[09:20] <@SpeedRcrX> This is our f[BLEEP]king turf hothead
[09:21] <=^catablanca^=> Can we please not have this peeing contest now
[09:21] <@SpeedRcrX> rei did you sense anything?
[09:21] <flame_SNIPER> No.
[09:21] <@SpeedRcrX> NOT YOU the kickass one
[09:21] <@spiritflame> a twitch in time
[09:22] <flame_SNIPER> Oh what the hell does SHE know
[09:22] * @spiritflame recorded everything
[09:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Can you show us
[09:22] * @spiritflame plays back a loop, only in one frame of video does a dark blur appear over elios, and the next instant the crystal is gone
[09:23] <Mizunomics01> That's incredibly fast
[09:23] <flame_SNIPER> How can we trust her! She might be in on it! I want that footage analyzed
[09:23] <@spiritflame> i replay my memory directly
[09:23] <flame_SNIPER> Then let's crack open your head
[09:24] <@spiritflame> - yours first, child -
[09:24] <flame_SNIPER> grrr
[09:24] <FireFly_9> ENOUGH
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> So all the talismans are gone, and now the golden crystal and Sneaky future Girl who might be able to use the Talismans to make the Holy Grail / Sacred Jockstrap whatever the hell it is
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> But at least I'm the baddest of the bad motherf[BLEEP]kers here
[09:25] <@SpeedRcrX> That's great Jed, ya.
[09:25] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Mizunomics Corporation: Bringing the Future to You one Day at a time! the Internet is life! * * *
[09:25] *** Disconnected
[09:25] *** Tue Dec 13 2005 - LOGGING END ***




 






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• 01/24/12 07:24pm

Never mind the Golden Crystal... I'm gutted that Tomoe-sensei lost. He wuz robbed, I say!

dooky • 12/14/05 08:16am

...

first...the talismans...
then Sakura's assassination by 20 ft. mecha...
now the golden crystal...

has the old Prof. finally created his Beryl clone, and is she on the loose?
or...did Ying do it for revenge?! XD J/K
maybe the Dark Turd is behind this...plottness. or perhaps we could all blame George W. Bush for these terrorist incidents too. hee.

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 12/14/05 01:13am

(The Lurker congratulates Jedite on his victory!)

(The Lurker considers events, and realizes that two of the three main reality editing devices of the Sailor Moon universe have now been taken, leaving just the Silver Crystal. The Lurker ponders the various clues, gets a suspicion, and decides to VERY CAREFULLY watch the match between rei.bot and Luna-P.)

(The Lurker also notes Hotaru's identification of Usagi as the Messiah, and idly wonders if the mud-wrestling match between her and Usagi for the title ever took place...)

The Lurker • 12/13/05 11:49pm

Time to get everything ready and prepare for war.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/13/05 06:40pm

Jed won as I hoped, but things continue to deteriorate...

Kryten [e-mail] • 12/13/05 04:55pm

And now...
comes the hard part.

But we won't give up.

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 12/13/05 03:03pm

The mystery deepens. Too many questions, too few answers.

TuxRainbow • 12/13/05 11:39am

...

Damn this.

...

Archangel • 12/13/05 10:08am

I just hope christmas survives O.O

*clutches the loadstone*

Sailor Quinox [e-mail] • 12/13/05 09:35am



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