Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #914: “Inners vs Outers, take 2”
#914: “Inners vs Outers, take 2”


[07:55] *** Fri Dec 02 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:55] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> IT IS THE EXCREMENTAL
[07:56] <FireFly_9> Someone just saw "Dogma" I see.
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> the EXCREMENTAL
[07:56] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[07:57] <@SpeedRcrX> EXCREMENTAL
[07:57] <FireFly_9> Is it out of your system yet?
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> Hah, Tomoe the Younger, are you actually asking Ten'ou if "the excremental" is "out of her system."
[07:58] <FireFly_9> ><
[07:58] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[07:59] <FireFly_9> Do you know, unlike most Kevin Smith movies, I felt this one to actually have a strong, clearly defined message that touched on important philosophical questions.
[07:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't talk like you know s[BLEEP]t, Hotaru.
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Even if you HAVE seen the excremental.
[08:00] <FireFly_9> Eh?
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> How many Kevin Smith movies have you SEEN
[08:00] <@SpeedRcrX> names plz
[08:01] <FireFly_9> Dogma, Clerks
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> ...
[08:01] <@SpeedRcrX> and?
[08:01] <FireFly_9> That is all
[08:01] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE
[08:02] <@SpeedRcrX> That's like only reading Hamlet and MacBeth and then just claiming MacBeth is the BEST of all Shakespeare when you haven't read even 1% of the s[BLEEP]t he's written
[08:03] * FireFly_9 concedes the point, but just feels that unlike Clerks this one had a well defined point
[08:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Because it's spelled out for you with the ballpeen hammer they use to beat you over the head with it.
[08:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Not saying it's not good but there's no mystery
[08:05] <FireFly_9> As if Haruka-poppa relishes hidden depth and context. You're so superficial at times it's laughable.
[08:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not a flake :P
[08:05] <FireFly_9> I didn't mean to say you were one. I meant to say all too often you only make a cursory examination of things.
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> More like a CURSE-ory examination
[08:06] <@SpeedRcrX> STFU Jed
[08:06] * // J_Daito // rests his case
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> You're a foul-mouthed little senshi, you know that?
[08:08] * @SpeedRcrX is the beer swilling, hard-driving, tough-as-nails SOB that gives the sappy doe-eyed "Wah let's all be friends" happy smiley tree friends approach of Tsukino Usagi the finger on a daily basis
[08:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Where's Xadium
[08:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I have an idea
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> ?
[08:09] <@SpeedRcrX> OH I HAVE THE BADDEST idea.
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Why don't I like the sound of this.
[08:09] * FireFly_9 PM's Xadium
[08:10] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:10] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[08:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Dr_Xadium
[08:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Holy s[BLEEP]t you got OPs back
[08:10] * @Dr_Xadium sold his soul to rei.bot and is now her student again
[08:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I got a message for you to pass on to the wife
[08:11] <@Dr_Xadium> oh?
[08:11] <@SpeedRcrX> I, Ten'ou Haruka, leader of the Outer Planetary Senshi
[08:11] <FireFly_9> Ahem. *I'm* the leader.
[08:12] * @SpeedRcrX pats Hotaru on the head condascendingly.
[08:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Sure kid. Sure.
[08:12] <FireFly_9> Hate you
[08:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Ramierez> An excshellent way to schtart.
[08:12] <@SpeedRcrX> As I was saying as leader etc
[08:13] <@SpeedRcrX> I propose to Aino Minako, leader of the Inner Planetary Senshi
[08:13] <@Dr_Xadium> You can't, that would be bigamy, and aren't you already engaged to Michiru?
[08:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Your new sense of humour sucks :P
[08:13] <@Dr_Xadium> :P
[08:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Look, years ago, the inners were so high after their little LUCKY victory against Pharaoh 95 that they only got because Hotaru here blew herself up for them
[08:14] <@SpeedRcrX> That they wanted to throw down
[08:14] <@SpeedRcrX> And you know EVERYONE wanted to see them take us down a notch
[08:15] * // J_Daito // was unaware
[08:15] <@SpeedRcrX> You were on ice at the time
[08:15] <@Dr_Xadium> What are you saying, Haruka?
[08:15] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm saying, now that we have the #suburbansenshi3 tournament grounds
[08:16] <@SpeedRcrX> We need a microtourney
[08:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Something to break it in
[08:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I propose a revamped fight system with HP points
[08:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Inners vs. the Outers. Old School. For supremacy of Doctrine.
[08:17] <FireFly_9> What if the inners win?
[08:17] * @SpeedRcrX ponders this
[08:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Now wait just a minute, how will HP be assigned fairly?
[08:18] <@SpeedRcrX> We'll use the same basis and hits will make random amounts of damage.
[08:18] <@SpeedRcrX> The leader of the winning team gets my @
[08:18] <@SpeedRcrX> As Neko's always wanted OPs this should be the bait of all baits
[08:18] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[08:18] <@Dr_Xadium> But I don't want her to have OPs
[08:19] <@SpeedRcrX> :O
[08:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's your wife.
[08:19] <@Dr_Xadium> and I love her dearly, but even I know that Aino Minako + Operator Control is a dangerous thing.
[08:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't care. I'm staking my OPs on this s[BLEEP]t
[08:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Me, Michi, Sets and 'Taru vs Neko, Brains, Hothead and Legs.
[08:20] <FireFly_9> You have knicknames for all the inners?
[08:20] <FireFly_9> ^nicknames
[08:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, Legs used to be "knockers" but then I found out she stuffed.
[08:21] <@Dr_Xadium> What about the Sailors Moon
[08:21] <@Dr_Xadium> As Usagis' leadership is the one you ostensibly had doctrinal problems with
[08:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Bah the inners share her disease. Besides, even I'm not dumbs[BLEEP]t enough to go up against the rock
[08:22] <H3LLi05> Yo Yo Yo if we're having a throwdown I say we get soem side matches yo
[08:23] * H3LLi05 wants a triple threat match with Jed and Tomoe for the baddest of the bad
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> Fine, horseface
[08:23] <+k3w1> i w4n7 2 pHigH7 r3i.b07
[08:23] * @spiritflame accepts
[08:24] <GERMATOID> ALL RIGHT ELIOS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:24] *** S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:24] *** spiritflame sets mode +o S.X. Aino

[08:24] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @S.X. Aino
[08:24] * @S.X. Aino points her katana at pop
[08:24] <@S.X. Aino> I wouldn't mind being up for a spar :D
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> ehehehehe...
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> All right XD
[08:25] <@SpeedRcrX> s[BLEEP]t this should be a GOOD Pay per view except for the free part XD
[08:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> biches i went 2 fite 2
[08:25] * =^catablanca^= will challenge Motoki to a hope vs angst match
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I WENT 2 FITE
[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> No one will fight you runt you're too f[BLEEP]king cheap
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gad dimmit u still batchigng abut da soaperS gayme
[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> YES.
[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> You can be the referee or some s[BLEEP]t
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking hall
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou what should we call this event?
[08:27] <@SpeedRcrX> hmm
[08:28] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [bluebell@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:28] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Reiko_Aya
[08:28] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara *bows*
[08:29] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Akane-san told me to tell you that because this big fight between the inners and the outers could be an end-of-year blockbuster for Ginga TV, that she'd like the public to have the honor of naming the PPV
[08:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Hello, Aya. _
[08:29] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Xadium-san! No hard feelings, ne?
[08:30] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya thinks it was fortunate your apperance changed to something more photogenic :)
[08:30] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (tch)
[08:30] <@S.X. Aino> Man that's still an anomaly in the timeline
[08:30] <@S.X. Aino> I abhor anomalies absolutely, Aya
[08:31] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya gets beeped that the annoucement is due
[08:32] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Contest! Loyal gingaTV / Suburban Senshi viewers will be able to name this PPV, the battle of the century between the inner and outer senshi, by sending their suggested names to drxadium@gate.net by end of day Monday, December 5th, 2005. The winning title will be used on the top page banner! * * *
[08:33] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * This PPV event will be sponsored by Mizunomics Corporation. Mizunomics: The Internet is Life* * * *
[08:34] (( * Thanks to Shaldra Darkness for coming up with the Mizunomics Slogan! ))
[08:35] <@S.X. Aino> Mizunomics...
[08:35] *** luna_P [beachballbot@localhost] has quit IRC (0 5Hi)
[08:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do I think I've heard that name before
[08:36] <@S.X. Aino> Mizuno Ami's Corporation in the 31st Century
[08:36] <@Dr_Xadium> Mizuno Ami's Corporation in the 31st Century.
[08:36] <@S.X. Aino> jinx XD
[08:37] <@Dr_Xadium> Jinx :D
[08:37] <@S.X. Aino> LOL
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> They made the Luna-P
[08:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yeah dey uzed 2 mak mi tons of dem bat den i kept braeking dem but dis 1 dnt brek
[08:38] <// J_Daito //> That's because this one has become a l33t ball of death
[08:38] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. doezent see it
[08:40] *** @SpeedRcrX [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (this is going to kick some ass)
[08:40] <@S.X. Aino> Pop, what do you think about all this?
[08:41] <@Dr_Xadium> It should be an interesting contest.
[08:41] <FireFly_9> But I don't want to fight the inners.
[08:41] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry, you children will just be sparring
[08:41] <// J_Daito //> The REAL fighters will be going all out.
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Excuse me!?
[08:42] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil.)
[08:42] <@S.X. Aino> Yeah, it should be good
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Oddly enough, once upon a time I had the urge to write a fanfic parodizing "Dogma". The characters? The cast from Tenchi Muyo. Tenchi would be Bethany, Washuu would be Rufus, Tenchi's grandfather would be Melatron, Nagi would be Azrael, Mihoshi and Kiyone were going to be Jay and Silent Bob, Ayeka would be Bartelby, Ryoko would be Loki ( imagine the Mooby Massacre scene ), Sasami would be Serendipity, Tenchi's dad would be the Cardinal ( yes, George Carlain's character ), and Sasami's MOM would be God.

How does this fit in here? Simple. You know the gang that the Excremental beat the crap INTO? All of the Senshi! Inners and Outers! XD

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/05/05 06:33pm

System War '05 is going to be Great. I hope to see a Fight Between Saturn and Jupiter.

Grand Empress Neherenia [e-mail] • 12/03/05 07:49pm

Heh! Spank me! ^_^

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/03/05 06:44pm

i think Hotaru should just spank all the insolent lower senshi with her Glaive and be done with that. (this excludes, naturally; Rei.bot, Setsuna, Dr. X and spawn. ^_^) other than that, JOOs g0nn4 g1t $p@nk'd!

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 12/03/05 05:43pm

Yays~!This will be worth watching!
And Yays, I made the Mizunomics Slogan~!
Happy days~ =D

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 12/02/05 03:17pm

Well, violence never fails to entertain.

Haak [e-mail] • 12/02/05 01:51pm

Totally fucking AWESOME!!

Euri [e-mail] • 12/02/05 09:39am

Holy Sh*t... this should be good...

TuxedoRainbow • 12/02/05 09:37am

oh dear god...it should be most interesting

Wolfwood • 12/02/05 09:36am

lovely =3

Iron Mouse • 12/02/05 09:36am

Can't wait! ^_^

And Hotaru: SILENCE GLAIVE UP JED'S ASS!
Either that or castrate him.

Kurisutaru [e-mail] • 12/02/05 09:29am

Give me a date and time, and I'll be there. XD

Matt Amott • 12/02/05 09:29am

Only got one thing to say:

OHSHI IT'S ON, BITCHES.

Ikari Shinji • 12/02/05 09:11am



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