Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #907: “Face of the Enemy”
#1322: “Face of the Enemy”

* Tue Nov 22 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:05] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:06] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I just saw the face of the guy Reika-san dumped me for
[08:06] <=^catablanca^=> Oh yeah
[08:06] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> He's a handsome little ba[BLEEP]rd
[08:06] <=^catablanca^=> A pretty boy huh
[08:09] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Yeah no way I could beat something like that
[08:09] <=^catablanca^=> I hate pretty boys
[08:09] <=^catablanca^=> The ex ran off with one
[08:09] <=^catablanca^=> That brown fuzzy felt
[08:09] <=^catablanca^=> Those beady button eyes
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> That toybox in vienna
[08:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Wow you furs have some sick fetishes you know that
[08:12] <=^catablanca^=> I'm not a fur and what about you and "kamekichi"
[08:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> My love for her is noble and pure!
[08:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> She'll never leave me for a pretty boy!
[08:12] <=^catablanca^=> She'll never leave you because she can't move very quickly
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> egeruiEFIEFI 79;sdu;J
[08:13] <=^catablanca^=> huh?
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> banging my head on the keyboard
[08:13] <=^catablanca^=> Why
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Why do guys like us always lose out to the pretty boys
[08:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> We're not that bad, are we?
[08:14] * =^catablanca^= snorts
[08:14] <=^catablanca^=> I can tell you the answer
[08:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh yeah?
[08:15] <=^catablanca^=> It's kami's way of preventing humannity from becoming a threat to the universe
[08:15] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> How do you figure?
[08:15] <=^catablanca^=> Smart guys like us, intellligent guys are usually nerds right
[08:15] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm not a nerd
[08:16] <=^catablanca^=> you're the exception that proves the rule now listen
[08:16] <=^catablanca^=> We have niche interests and a higher IQ than average
[08:16] <=^catablanca^=> If we could get the girls we could get married and have kids, who would probably inherit our brains and be as smart or smarter than us
[08:17] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Thought you said you had a kid
[08:17] <=^catablanca^=> And she's smarter than me but also a delinquent
[08:17] <=^catablanca^=> anyway, nerd-breeding would eventually lead to a super smart race of humanity that either would destroy the world in its own hubris or take over the universe
[08:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> holy crap
[08:18] <=^catablanca^=> exactly
[08:19] <=^catablanca^=> SO kami made sure nerds were just obsessive enough to not get out much and have inferior social skills and be infested with acne during high school which is prime mating years
[08:19] <=^catablanca^=> So by the time it clears up the good looking girls are taken by the pretty boys
[08:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> But won't nerd girls get taken by the pretty boys too? Doesn't that smash your theory?
[08:20] <=^catablanca^=> Still working on that one
[08:20] <=^catablanca^=> But yeah I hate pretty boy bishounen
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> homewreckers
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> hate them so bad
[08:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> :<
[08:23] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> We should make an island nation of nerds so nerd could be the new pretty
[08:23] <=^catablanca^=> Then the pretty boys would bomb it
[08:23] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> f[BLEEP]k! those clever ba[BLEEP]rds
[08:23] <=^catablanca^=> I know
[08:24] <=^catablanca^=> face it man, there's not a relationship that can withstand the introduction of the pretty boy
[08:24] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> We're going to be bachelors forever, aren't we
[08:24] <=^catablanca^=> we'll be footloose and fancy free though
[08:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> It sounds good on paper but it gets so lonely
[08:25] <=^catablanca^=> see it's too bad you're not a nerd you could find a hobby to obsess on and then the time passes a lot faster
[08:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I have my turtle
[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> That's not a hobby that's a sick fetish
[08:26] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> GOOD ONE, MR. FUR
[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> I'm not a FUR
[08:26] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> You sure as heck DRESS like one
[08:26] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Although being able to shrink down to the size of a cat is a neattrick
[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> I AM A CAT
[08:27] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> man you're deep into this lifestyle
[08:27] <=^catablanca^=> being a cat is NOT a lifestyle choice
[08:27] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> lol
[08:28] <=^catablanca^=> That's not a joke
[09:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> God my stomach hurts looking at that pretty boy
[09:52] <=^catablanca^=> Don't worry about it man
[09:53] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [] has quit IRC (So lonely)
[09:53] <=^catablanca^=> Poor guy
[09:53] <=^catablanca^=> He's at that stage where he'll marry the first girl that shows an interest in him out of desperation
[09:54] <=^catablanca^=> And he'll be miserable for the rest of his life
[09:54] <=^catablanca^=> That's no way to live
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[09:54] <@spiritflame> Irasshai -Massage Cat
[09:54] <-Massage Cat> hey baby
[09:54] <=^catablanca^=> ♡
[09:54] <-Massage Cat> Let's go have some fun
[09:54] *** -Massage Cat has quit IRC (^_~)
[09:54] *** =^catablanca^= [] has quit IRC (coming!)
[09:55] <// J_Daito //> Hah, look who's talking
[09:55] <// J_Daito //> We bishounen will always have the hot women
[09:55] <// J_Daito //> we will breed and replicate
[09:55] <// J_Daito //> The universe will be BISH
[09:56] <// J_Daito //> Otaku nerds of the universe you are DOOMED to extinction
[09:56] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (but cloning's no fun AHAHAAHHA)
[09:56] *** Disconnected
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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

I cannot disagree with you jed!

Duo • 11/24/05 12:25am

The Prof gets all the hot girls like Mimet and Kaorinite and Setsuna because they just *can't* resist his Tasty Coffee! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 11/22/05 06:58pm

Doc, you've hit the nail on the head there.

Matt Amott • 11/22/05 06:01pm

My god that makes perfect sense.

Indigo [e-mail] • 11/22/05 03:55pm

What's wrong with cloning?

Chibi Martina • 11/22/05 10:57am

Hmm... The Prof may be a big nerd, but he still manages to get the ladies...

Of course most of them are his lab assistants, but still.

Kryten [e-mail] • 11/22/05 10:03am