Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #897: “Heart of Dorkness”
#897: “Heart of Dorkness”

[07:49] *** Tue Nov 08 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:49] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:49] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I still can't get over Reika-san
[07:50] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> It's been so long but it hurts so much
[07:50] <C'est_la_V> You just have to move on to bigger and better things!!
[07:51] <FireFly_9> Flitting from one "target" to another demeans the concept of "true" love does it not?
[07:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I can't move on! I only ever loved her!
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> What about the turtle dude
[07:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...and the turtle
[07:52] <C'est_la_V> Hey I got dumped lots of times, and bad things happened to me, but I kept trying!! And I'm happy now!
[07:53] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> How do you put up with the pain? The twisting pit in your stomach, the horror of realizing you've been rejected? That you yourself have been thrown away?
[07:53] * C'est_la_V never thought of it like that
[07:53] <FireFly_9> I told you, she's like a c[BLEEP]kroach, moving from stimulus to stimulus :P
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> HEY! I just have a lot of self-confidence!!
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> I knew that eventually someone would see what was good about me and love me!!
[07:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Well I'm out of the love game. Forever.
[07:56] <// J_Daito //> And the women of the world rejoice
[07:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Shut up jed
[07:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ....I hate the world
[07:56] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ....I hate what it's turned me into
[07:57] <C'est_la_V> Oh kami-sama he's turning into Hotaru-chan
[07:57] <FireFly_9> What, I don't hate the world.
[07:57] <// J_Daito //> "Oh, oh, let me bring down the cleansing blade of destruction and cut out the filth that taints this shining planet."
[07:58] <FireFly_9> I *love* this planet. The people on it... some could use improvement.
[07:58] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'll never recover from this
[07:58] <// J_Daito //> Sure you will, just dedicate your life to evil and gaining revenge for what was done to you
[07:59] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm not evil
[07:59] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I don't wanna be evil
[07:59] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> none of you understand
[07:59] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> None of you can understand! You all have friends and people who care about you!
[07:59] * // J_Daito // looks around for his supposed "friends"
[07:59] <C'est_la_V> Tomoe-hakase likes you, Jedite-san
[08:00] <// J_Daito //> We're rivals
[08:00] <FireFly_9> Barely.
[08:00] <// J_Daito //> Look all right, we're both team members of "club evil" all right but still
[08:00] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Everyone here has someone except for me :P
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> Sakura-chan isn't attached
[08:01] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ....
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> But I dont' want you dating her
[08:01] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> _
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> You call me up and act like a pervert
[08:02] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> IT'S A CRY FOR HELP
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> Artemis doesn't have anyone
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> Aino the elder, this mad f[BLEEP]ks turtles, are you really sure you want him interacting with your cat
[08:02] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> SEE NO ONE under stands me
[08:03] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Why the hell do I try
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> Furuhata you shouldn't try, you should just give up!
[08:03] <C'est_la_V> Jedite!
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> What, I don't recall changing my alignment to "good" or "chaotic good", I'm an evil ba[BLEEP]rd
[08:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> No, jed is right, I should just stop trying
[08:05] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer starts to feel the warm arms of angst wrapping around his soul
[08:05] <FireFly_9> Oh, good lord no.
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> Hey, why are you complaining, hotaru-chan? You angst and b[BLEEP]ch as badly as anyone!
[08:06] <FireFly_9> I do not angst and b[BLEEP]ch! I merely rail out against the injustices and inequities of the world!
[08:06] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer decides to get a livejournal to rant
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> No, no, no, you need to do your emo nonsense HERE
[08:07] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'll paste the stuff back here so everyone can be as miserable as me
[08:07] <C'est_la_V> But we dont' care enough to be miserable
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> Oh, someone will. There's always a bleeding heart out there who will cry for the emo
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> When the others get sick of seeing the perpetual cycle and try to call Furuhata on it, that's when the battle lines will be drawn, and the verbal knives will be drawn
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> and I will deliciously lap up the blood spilt in the process
[08:08] <C'est_la_V> That's sick!
[08:09] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm going to do it, I'm going to show the world my pain so that it cannot be ignored! So that my SUFFERING, my martyrdom will light the way to a clearer understanding of a young man's heart!
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> You know I'm sorry but I have little sympathy for a young man;s heart
[08:10] <// J_Daito //> Oh? This from miss "I want everyone to be happy" Aino?
[08:10] <C'est_la_V> My heart was broken all the time by young men playing games
[08:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> My heart was broken by young women pleaying games!
[08:11] <FireFly_9> So the moral is, love is useless and we shouldn't waste our lives seeking it out to the exclusion of all else.
[08:11] <C'est_la_V> WAIT
[08:11] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:11] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ?
[08:11] * // J_Daito // watches
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> "to the exclusion of all else." Wasn't your position just a few days ago that love was stupid no matter what?
[08:12] <FireFly_9> ....
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> You made room for love!
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> She's pretty sharp
[08:12] <FireFly_9> I... haven't materially changed my position at all!
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YOU TRAITOR
[08:13] <FireFly_9> Traitor?!
[08:13] * // J_Daito // has never actually pondered Tomoe the younger in a flexible position but finds the thought delicious and inviting
[08:14] <FireFly_9> Jedite....
[08:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YOU are UNWORTHY of fighting against love! Artemis and I will have to carry the fight alone!
[08:14] <FireFly_9> What kind of ridiculous zero-sum mentality is that?
[08:14] <// J_Daito //> Yes, Furuhata, my Dark Padawan. Come, let us go.
[08:15] <C'est_la_V> I thought Hotaru-chan was your padawan?
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> No, she was merely the stimulus
[08:15] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> You always have these little foaming-at-the-mouth radical crusades, railing against things you know that deep in your repressed little heart you want
[08:16] <// J_Daito //> The lady doth protest too much you see
[08:16] <FireFly_9> Now hold on just a minute
[08:16] <// J_Daito //> But as is the way in all movements, the hypocrite at the top triggers the outing of the TRUE heard core zealots who fall in line
[08:17] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is writing up a long missive in Livejournal about betrayal and why men are better off alone
[08:17] <// J_Daito //> The ones who have experienced genuine pain and suffering
[08:17] <FireFly_9> I've suffered pain!
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> What, because some men don't prefer your bust size, or ignore you because of your intellect?
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> This is the INTERNET
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> You are female and have a pulse
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> That alone makes the men desperate to get in your good graces
[08:19] <FireFly_9> I recall YOU hitting on me the first day the channel opened :P
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> Shut up
[08:19] <// J_Daito //> And the fact you have a brain makes you more appealing to the nerds than you realize.
[08:20] <// J_Daito //> But poor Furuhata here is a man. A man who was dumped like yesterday's garbage, or last night's Kaioh special from the bowels of Uranus
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> On the internet the females have the power and he was burnt to a crisp
[08:21] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I want to crawl ina corner and die
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> you see? HIS is the TRUE darkness and pain
[08:21] <FireFly_9> I am the victim of an overly sexualized society!
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> HAVE YOU EVER been dumped
[08:21] <FireFly_9> Well, no...
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> Your complaint is no one seems to notice you.
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> HAVE YOU EVER actively advertised your romantic availability?
[08:22] <FireFly_9> No.
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> Then shut up
[08:23] <// J_Daito //> Because you're acting aloof and so no one bothers to act interested because it would be a waste of their time
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Jedite has a point
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> you have no idea how much a woman makes a geek drool
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Any woman
[08:24] <FireFly_9> So is *that* how you finally managed to get a man, sempai?
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> _ shut up
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> AHAHAHAH
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Whereas on the internet men are cheap, as my new pupil furuhata has learned
[08:25] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Teach me, O dark master
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> Oh, I shall, boy. I shall.
[08:26] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. * * *
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> ....
[08:27] <FireFly_9> Heh, sounds like your future, sempai
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> You're bitter because I'm enjoying the fruits of married life :P
[08:28] <FireFly_9> Having your man bring you chocolates whilst you lounge on the sofa in an approximation of queen cleopatra is not an active, healthy lifestyle.
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Hey, I pay him back ^_~
[08:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YOU PEOPLE SUCK
[08:29] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed. * * *
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Actually this is probably Ten'ou's future
[08:30] [ginga TV internet newsflash] * * * full story at * * *
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> Motoki-oniisan, you'll only complain until you find someone :P
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[08:32] <FireFly_9> Unbelievable.
[08:32] <FireFly_9> Jedite abandoned me.
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> Face it, Hotaru-chan! You're evil lite.
[08:33] <FireFly_9> _
[08:33] <FireFly_9> Perhaps my bitterness does not run so deep. But what can Jedite do with a truly wounded man?
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> Oh, X-[BLEEP] made a calendar
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> --> look!!
[08:34] * FireFly_9 thumbs through it and frowns
[08:35] <FireFly_9> Why am I paired with Artemis
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[08:35] <FireFly_9> Huh
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> The men in here do seem to have it rough... well the kind ones, anyway
[08:36] <FireFly_9> Nice guys finish last, as they say.
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> Yes, yes they do... ^_~
[08:36] <FireFly_9> Was that an innuendo?
[08:36] <C'est_la_V> _ if you have to ask...
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