Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #896: “Morning Mishmash”
#896: “Morning Mishmash”

[11:01] *** Fri Nov 04 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[11:01] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[11:01] *** Topic is - Bored on the Internets -
[11:01] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Fri Nov 04 11:01 2005

[11:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dyam
[11:02] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> hello mah hom bodies
[11:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da fak mokotki
[11:02] <@SpeedRcrX> hes been hanging out with Elios lately trying to grt "hard"
[11:03] <FireFly_9> The Irony of one pasty-faced wanna be hardcore gangsta learning from another does not escape me.
[11:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi givz mokotki sum vyagra
[11:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> : Sorry home slices, my honey left me
[11:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Reika's gone
[11:04] <@SpeedRcrX> What again
[11:05] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Whaddya mean again
[11:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude she left a long ass time ago
[11:05] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> No...?
[11:06] <FireFly_9> Ahh, denial.
[11:06] <FireFly_9> The heart, sucha foolish thing.
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> YES MY DARK PADAWAN
[11:06] <H3LLi05> Yo dark padawan sounds like a kickass H-rag yo
[11:07] *** C'est_la_V [at work] [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:07] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V [at work]
[11:07] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Hotaru-chan, stop insulting love!!
[11:07] <FireFly_9> Sempai. You work?
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> Hah if you mean by "work" photocopying her face on the photocopy machine here at the law office
[11:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Jed are you still stuck in the back by the toilet
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> Yes, in the office with no walls
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> i.e. the end of the hallway
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> But my power grows
[11:09] <C'est_la_V [at work]> It only grows because you take all the credit while getting X-[BLEEP] to do all your work
[11:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror
[11:09] <C'est_la_V [at work]> X-[BLEEP]
[11:09] <@SpeedRcrX> AHAHAHAHAHA
[11:10] <C'est_la_V [at work]> X[BLEEP]m-chan
[11:12] <FireFly_9> Hooray for soviet-style revisionism!
[11:12] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Moh!
[11:13] <C'est_la_V [at work]> ...
[11:13] <C'est_la_V [at work]> X[BLEEP]m-sensei
[11:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Sensei?
[11:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah lawyers get that
[11:14] <@SpeedRcrX> I would use -yaero but oh well
[11:14] <@SpeedRcrX> ^-yaro
[11:14] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou-yaro
[11:14] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k you
[11:14] <// J_Daito //> ahaha
[11:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror u gat sarved
[11:15] * C'est_la_V [at work] is away: photocopying my hands
[11:19] <FireFly_9> Hah the idea of sempai being gainfully employed never ceases to amuse me.
[11:22] <// J_Daito //> Gainfully? Her sole purpose seems to be to look pretty and waste toner
[11:22] <// J_Daito //> But it keeps the prying eyes of the Powers that Be away from me so it is acceptable
[11:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey guys I got an announcement
[11:23] <FireFly_9> ?
[11:23] <@SpeedRcrX> hen X was in charge Neko got all the attention because of nepotism
[11:23] <FireFly_9> Yes, and annoying it was too
[11:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Well there's a new sheriff in town and that s[BLEEP]t is over
[11:24] <FireFly_9> Excellent!
[11:24] <Mdm_Maestro> OHOHOHOHOHOH
[11:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Everyone meet the new first lady of Sub Senshi!
[11:24] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[11:25] <H3LLi05> SO then "this is the new s[BLEEP]t"
[11:25] <// J_Daito //> with the emphasis on "s[BLEEP]t"
[11:26] * @SpeedRcrX has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (Don't mess with my woman)
[11:26] <FireFly_9> The more things change...
[11:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway dudes never mind that I found a fun new way to play channel trivia
[11:27] <GERMATOID> OH?
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> instead of answering the questions correctly you try to make up the most hilarious answers treating them like a fill in the blank
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> check it
[11:28] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has enabled trivia mode
[11:28] <@spiritflame> first question: the jewely store osa-p is named after naoko takeuchi's ______
[11:28] <FireFly_9> editor
[11:28] <@spiritflame> ♦ FireFly_9 is on the board with 1 point! ♦
[11:28] <@spiritflame> next question: the first crush minako has in sailor v is on ________-sempai
[11:28] <@SpeedRcrX> NO DON'T ANSWER IT RIGHT
[11:30] <@SpeedRcrX> like for this one say "smooth operator"
[11:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> smoath-oparator-sampai
[11:30] <@SpeedRcrX> like me, the SMOOTHEST channel OP ever
[11:31] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has reset the current trivia question
[11:31] <@spiritflame> the new question is: true or false: minako uses a disguise pen just like usagi's in the sailor v manga
[11:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> false bcuz mikakno's hanshin pan was a daldo
[11:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Now you're getting it
[11:32] <@SpeedRcrX> wait you can use them that way
[11:32] <FireFly_9> Chiusa, why.
[11:32] <FireFly_9> ^Chibiusa
[11:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> moshshshsh horatru kant spal
[11:34] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hotaru-chan?
[11:34] <FireFly_9> Yes?
[11:35] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> You like to read, right?
[11:36] <FireFly_9> Indeed I do.
[11:36] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Reika-san left a lot of books at my house... I could lend them to you if you like. She read very advanced things.
[11:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude 'Taru isn't like Ami-chan, you can't get her all a-twitter with nerd s[BLEEP]t
[11:37] <FireFly_9> a-twitter?
[11:38] <FireFly_9> ...
[11:38] <FireFly_9> Seduce
[11:38] <FireFly_9> what
[11:38] <H3LLi05> you, hotlegs, mah homey mo got's you on the brain yo
[11:39] <FireFly_9> doesn't he still molest sempai over the phone
[11:39] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> CMON YOU GUYS I just call her sometimes that's all
[11:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoa you really do that?
[11:40] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> What's so wrong with calling a girl?
[11:41] <Mdm_Maestro> The heavy breathing, and the panting when you beg her to "curse me out like she did" are usually the problem areas there, dear.
[11:41] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> :<
[11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Mo... you got... issues and cocerns man
[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Issues and concerns.
[11:43] *** // J_Daito // [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:43] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[11:43] <// J_Daito //> Time moves so slowly when you are a salaryman
[11:44] <// J_Daito //> The art of slacking without slacking is a hard one
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> heh
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> play the game then
[11:44] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has reset the current trivia question
[11:44] <@spiritflame> the new question is: suburban senshi's michiru can't ____
[11:44] <Mdm_Maestro> be defeated! O HO HO HO HO
[11:45] <H3LLi05> shut up to save her damn life
[11:45] <Mdm_Maestro> :O
[11:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> spal 4 sit
[11:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> compare to me
[11:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Setuna!
[11:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[11:46] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has reset the current trivia question
[11:46] <@spiritflame> the new question is: in the anime, sailor v spends time in this country
[11:47] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> H-candy land
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that was a doujin
[11:47] <FireFly_9> How typically male and disgusting.
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> whoa
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru are you changing your preference?
[11:48] <FireFly_9> No, I still think men, and women, are simply crude manipulators out for pleasure wwhereever they can find it.
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru what happened to you
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Why so bitter
[11:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mabye becuz shiz a robutt
[11:49] <FireFly_9> I AM NOT A ROBOT
[11:49] <FireFly_9> My cybernentic body was long since destroyed
[11:49] <FireFly_9> ^Cybernetic
[11:50] <FireFly_9> I am not bitter.
[11:52] <FireFly_9> Not bitter at all that men prefer stylized depictions of unrealistically proportioned females, or overly made-up, underdressed bimbos who have half their body mass in silicone and plastic over true, genuine authentic females
[11:52] <H3LLi05> with the armit hair, mustaches and PMS s[BLEEP]t
[11:52] <@SpeedRcrX> OH YOU DID NOT GO THERE
[11:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da fick manz alweys pik on PMs
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Armpit hair can't be helped!
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> It's a part of life!
[11:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Men fear that which thery cannot predict :P
[11:56] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah yeah, you women never have to watch every word that comes out of your mouth and live in TOTAL FEAR for weeks at a time
[11:56] <H3LLi05> PREACH IT CATMAN
[11:56] <Mdm_Maestro> Weak as water, you men are! Weak as water!
[11:56] <// J_Daito //> PMS doesn't scare me
[11:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Liar
[11:57] <Mdm_Maestro> He has no girlfriend, so no need to fear. O HOHOHOHOHO
[11:57] <// J_Daito //> Hilarious, Kaioh. Really.
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> When I am president I'll have to get a taller desk to accomodate all the females.
[11:58] <FireFly_9> Huh.
[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> That took me a f[BLEEP]king second ><
[11:59] <FireFly_9> Disgusting.
[11:59] <FireFly_9> AND IT SICKENS me that exposure to all of you has allowed me to UNDERSTAND that joke
[12:00] <// J_Daito //> Joke? What joke.
[12:04] <FireFly_9> ><
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> What? The strong take what they want in this world. Such is the order of things.
[12:05] <FireFly_9> Hmph.
[12:07] * C'est_la_V [at work] is back
[12:07] * C'est_la_V [at work] is eating lunch
[12:07] <FireFly_9> Sempai, how can you stand for love-love when you see how men objectify women?
[12:08] <C'est_la_V [at work]> but women objectify men too
[12:08] <FireFly_9> Not nearly as much
[12:09] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Of course we do, we're just quieter about it :P
[12:09] <=^catablanca^=> You women just treat us like hunks of meat T_T
[12:09] <FireFly_9> I don't objectify men!
[12:10] <C'est_la_V [at work]> You don't want to have anything to do with them, so of course you don't
[12:10] <C'est_la_V [at work]> But once you start having preferences, you'll start looking for those preferences, making them into object-things that either have them or they don't
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> Aino making sense WTF
[12:11] * C'est_la_V [at work] IS the goddess of Love you know
[12:11] <C'est_la_V [at work]> This is my beefcake and butter
[12:11] <=^catablanca^=> "bread"
[12:11] <C'est_la_V [at work]> That too
[12:12] <FireFly_9> Sempai, love is a cruel joke of hormones that only serves to addle the mind
[12:12] <C'est_la_V [at work]> That's not true!
[12:12] <FireFly_9> You only say that because you have X[BLEEP]m-san
[12:12] <FireFly_9> You don't knwo the pain, the frustration...
[12:12] <@SpeedRcrX> 'Taru is frustrated?
[12:13] <FireFly_9> Of course! Perpetually being ignored because I'm either too smart, too shy, too flat or too outspoken, or simply "strange". I DO NOTICE you know.
[12:14] <C'est_la_V [at work]> HEY
[12:14] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Just because I have someone who loves me NOW, doesn't mean I haven't had the GREATEST HELL of love ever!
[12:14] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Artemis tell her!
[12:14] <=^catablanca^=> It's true, shockingly enough.
[12:16] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Most of my loves I've either killed, been dumped by, set up with OTHER people, been two-timed by and then dumped, been two-timed by, dumped and then almost KILLED by, or even left by russian brides!
[12:16] * C'est_la_V [at work] spent her ENTIRE ADOLESCENCE WITHOUT LOVE
[12:18] <@SpeedRcrX> So did I no wait I found michi and then we humped like rabbits
[12:18] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA!
[12:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh crap you were still here
[12:18] <Mdm_Maestro> *I* found YOU!
[12:19] <@SpeedRcrX> ^_^;;
[12:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i hed 2 weit will i wuz lik 902 or sum sit 2 gat elioz
[12:20] * C'est_la_V [at work] would have the most reason to hate love but never gave up
[12:20] <FireFly_9> That, sempai, is because you are a flake.
[12:20] <C'est_la_V [at work]> :O
[12:21] <FireFly_9> Too simple to see what was happening
[12:21] <FireFly_9> Like a moth to a flame you persisted and somehow got lucky.
[12:21] <// J_Daito //> All puns intended, I'm sure. :)
[12:21] <C'est_la_V [at work]> :P you're just jealous
[12:22] <FireFly_9> What if I went back into your history and pulled up all your exploits and showed X[BLEEP]m? would he still love you then, knowing just how fickle you were in your youth?
[12:22] <C'est_la_V [at work]> He knows about that :P
[12:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Everybody knows about that, 'Taru, damn, that's like trying to blackmail Michael Jackson by showing off pictures of him with kids enjoying his lollipop.
[12:24] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[12:24] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Love means letting certain things go.
[12:24] <FireFly_9> Like your common sense.
[12:25] <FireFly_9> Very well, Sempai. I shall expose you to the world.
[12:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude ever seen the Temple of Venus site here, X beat you to it
[12:25] * FireFly_9 facepalms
[12:26] <C'est_la_V [at work]> So I didn't have one?! So what?! That makes me JUST LIKE YOU except I didn't WHINE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME I DID SOMETHING
[12:26] <// J_Daito //> Burn!
[12:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude she's your padawan
[12:27] <// J_Daito //> Learning is pain
[12:27] <// J_Daito //> Pain makes me smile
[12:27] <FireFly_9> I am not whining.
[12:28] <FireFly_9> I just think all this shojo-manga-esque obsession with love and loving sends dangerous messages to the world
[12:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude. There are what, 11 regulars and 5 or 6 part-time visitors to the channel here? You're trying to send a message to like... the people in shouting distance.
[12:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> NO WAIT.
[12:30] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hotaru-chan I said it before and I'll say it again I think you're right, my broken heart is the proof
[12:30] <=^catablanca^=> Same here
[12:30] <=^catablanca^=> Luna's betrayals has turned me into a shell of a man
[12:31] <C'est_la_V [at work]> "neko"
[12:31] <=^catablanca^=> that too.
[12:32] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Artemis, you'll find someone
[12:33] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, I'm sorry, but I'm with Hotaru. I think love sucks.
[12:33] * C'est_la_V [at work] does that arm in front of her warding gesture thing you'd have to see to understand
[12:34] * C'est_la_V [at work] is away: oops I smacked X-[BLEEP] in the face
[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Man love ONLY sucks until you get it for yourself.
[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> This is like "haves vs. have-nots" bulls[BLEEP]t and it's silly
[12:38] <FireFly_9> Oh really?
[12:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Hotaru no one cares
[12:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Only those without lives care
[12:38] <@SpeedRcrX> The power of the apathy of the paired elite is stronger than you are
[12:39] <@SpeedRcrX> my apathy is like +100 against your whining man
[12:39] <FireFly_9> ....
[12:40] <@SpeedRcrX> The geek shall never inherit the Earth, jocks will rule forever AHAHAHAH
[12:40] * @SpeedRcrX only has to point to the fact that she has OPs and you just have hot air to prove her point
[12:40] * @SpeedRcrX is the Alpha female
[12:41] <@spiritflame> .
[12:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o rly
[12:41] <@SpeedRcrX> the Beta female ><
[12:41] <@spiritflame> heh
[12:42] <FireFly_9> Feh.
[12:43] <@SpeedRcrX> It's your fate to scream "OMG the world is ending" while standing in a dingy alleyway with a cardboard sign around your neck saying "the end is nigh" while asking for quarters to fund your world revolutionTM
[12:44] <@SpeedRcrX> While the rest of us with s[BLEEP]t to do just walk on by and get on with the business of living
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[12:44] <// J_Daito //> Hmm.
[12:44] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (Will instruct the Padawan)
[12:48] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has reset the current trivia question
[12:48] <@spiritflame> the new question is: what's minako's special volleyball move (3 words)
[12:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wack sum ballz
[12:49] <H3LLi05> lol
[12:50] <@spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX has reset the current trivia question
[12:50] <@spiritflame> the new question is: who crashes her bicycle comically in the s season
[12:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Doorknobder ROLF what a dumbass Daimon
[12:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Man the scary s[BLEEP]t is I got educated by you
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