Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #895: “Housecleaning”
#895: “Housecleaning”

[08:18] *** Wed Nov 02 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:18] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:18] *** Topic is - Ch-Ch-Ch-changes -
[08:18] *** Set by on Wed Nov 02 08:18 2005

[08:18] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan wants to kick *me* out of the house?!
[08:19] <@Dr_Xadium> That's what I've heard.
[08:19] * C'est_la_V cracks her knuckles
[08:19] <C'est_la_V> Well she'll have a fight on her hands!
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Oh, will I?
[08:21] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Reiko_Aya
[08:21] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ano... if I could intrude for a moment...
[08:21] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya bows politely
[08:21] <C'est_la_V> Aluminum Siren-san?
[08:22] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Terribly sorry for the interruption. My name is Reiko Aya, and I'm head of Ginga TV internet ventures
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[08:22] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Karasuma_Akane
[08:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You don't need to introduce yourself, idiot, they know who you are.
[08:23] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Sorry, sempai! ^_^;;
[08:23] <FireFly_9> What's going on?
[08:23] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Well, umm, you see, it's very delicate...
[08:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> We've been running the numbers and the ratings here are dropping. As heads of the internet division, we're tasked to make sure that all Ginga TV sites have obscenely high ratings.
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Part of the price of Haruka's wager, I'll bet
[08:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Which brings us to you, Xadium
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh?
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> X-chan?
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, we;ve been running the numbers regarding you and the other suburban senshi and we've discovered a disturbing trend
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Focus groups have observed the IRC, and have made some notes about you, Xadium
[08:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Such as?
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What were the exact words, Aya?
[08:26] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> "Who the hell is this guy?", "Why is he here," "What's a Time Lord?" "f[BLEEP]king ba[BLEEP]rd stole the object of my fetish"
[08:26] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[08:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> The senshi are well known; you on the other hand are seen as a self-inserter at worst and a jerk who removed Aino Minako from the pool of desireable, available japanese women who appeal to the "sweaty otaku wouldn't have a chance with but like to pretend they do anyway" demographic.
[08:27] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And inserting yourself is just bad manners!
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Hey I love it when he inserts himself!
[08:29] <FireFly_9> I bet you do _
[08:29] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, Hotaru-san, it's quite disgusting, and it brings our ratings down a full metric every time he even opens his mouth on the IRC
[08:30] <@Dr_Xadium> That's just internet buzzword spouting!
[08:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Web 2.0 is all about buzzwords, Xadium-san.
[08:30] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya bows
[08:30] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Right, so anyway, to fix this problem, we're taking you off the #suburbansenshi IRC immediately
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> !
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> But what about, what about the marriage?
[08:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You'll be requested to hide your wedding ring in all future publicity shots for gingaTV's Suburban Senshi
[08:31] <FireFly_9> What about Sakura-chan?
[08:32] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Hiding the ring makes you look available and desirable! Men will chase you again! :)
[08:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> We thought about banning her but as a female with an appreciable bust size she automatically attracts our key otaku demographic, plus her presence gives Minako-chan there that elusive MILF quality that most anime sites lack
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> Milf? Milk?
[08:33] <@Dr_Xadium> You don't want to know
[08:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh, he spoke again, one more metric lost
[08:33] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, we can't have that!
[08:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>, if you would?
[08:34] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And please don't kill us,!
[08:34] <@spiritflame> apologies, xadium
[08:34] *** @spiritflame sets mode -o Dr_Xadium
[08:34] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b Dr_Xadium
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> You removed his OPs and banned him?! Banned X-chan?!
[08:36] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Minako-san, please don't mention his name any longer either, it also causes confusion among the new people.
[08:40] <C'est_la_V> :O
[08:41] <FireFly_9> So now that you've removed him, is there not a vanacy amongst the OPs?
[08:41] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, your FRIEND just got kicked out of here and all you can think about is power?!
[08:41] <// J_Daito //> She has learned her lessons well; but she is not ready :) I NOMINATE MYSELF!
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Not ready?!
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> I should get OPs because I'm his loyal wife?
[08:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Him Who, we're not mentioning him any longer.
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> Damn!
[08:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i shuld gat ops bcuz im da pincesss and gats ginzushoe!111
[08:43] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, actually, we've already made our decision for the November Internet sweeps...
[08:43] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, and we'll leave you to your new permanent OP
[08:44] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [] has quit IRC (this should boost those elusive metrics)
[08:44] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [] has quit IRC (what IS a metric anyway?)
[08:44] <FireFly_9> I wonder who it is?
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[08:44] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcr_X

[08:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcr_X
[08:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick
[08:44] <// J_Daito //>
[08:45] <@SpeedRcr_X> FINALLY
[08:45] <C'est_la_V> New handle too...
[08:45] <@SpeedRcr_X> AFTER THREE f[BLEEP]kING YEARS
[08:45] * @SpeedRcr_X plays the stone cold steve austin theme
[08:46] <FireFly_9> ..............................................
[08:46] <@SpeedRcr_X> ^________________^
[08:46] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (T_T)
[08:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis iz ballsit
[08:46] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (fak)
[08:46] <@SpeedRcr_X> Hah you can run guys, but I'm not goin' anywhere! ^_________^
[08:47] * @SpeedRcr_X changes topic to `The Ten'ou Haruka era has begun! `
[08:47] *** Disconnected
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