Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #895: “Housecleaning”
#895: “Housecleaning”

[08:18] *** Wed Nov 02 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:18] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:18] *** Topic is - Ch-Ch-Ch-changes -
[08:18] *** Set by on Wed Nov 02 08:18 2005

[08:18] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan wants to kick *me* out of the house?!
[08:19] <@Dr_Xadium> That's what I've heard.
[08:19] * C'est_la_V cracks her knuckles
[08:19] <C'est_la_V> Well she'll have a fight on her hands!
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Oh, will I?
[08:21] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Reiko_Aya
[08:21] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ano... if I could intrude for a moment...
[08:21] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya bows politely
[08:21] <C'est_la_V> Aluminum Siren-san?
[08:22] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Terribly sorry for the interruption. My name is Reiko Aya, and I'm head of Ginga TV internet ventures
[08:22] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:22] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Karasuma_Akane
[08:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You don't need to introduce yourself, idiot, they know who you are.
[08:23] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Sorry, sempai! ^_^;;
[08:23] <FireFly_9> What's going on?
[08:23] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Well, umm, you see, it's very delicate...
[08:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> We've been running the numbers and the ratings here are dropping. As heads of the internet division, we're tasked to make sure that all Ginga TV sites have obscenely high ratings.
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Part of the price of Haruka's wager, I'll bet
[08:24] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Which brings us to you, Xadium
[08:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh?
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> X-chan?
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, we;ve been running the numbers regarding you and the other suburban senshi and we've discovered a disturbing trend
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Focus groups have observed the IRC, and have made some notes about you, Xadium
[08:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Such as?
[08:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What were the exact words, Aya?
[08:26] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> "Who the hell is this guy?", "Why is he here," "What's a Time Lord?" "f[BLEEP]king ba[BLEEP]rd stole the object of my fetish"
[08:26] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[08:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> The senshi are well known; you on the other hand are seen as a self-inserter at worst and a jerk who removed Aino Minako from the pool of desireable, available japanese women who appeal to the "sweaty otaku wouldn't have a chance with but like to pretend they do anyway" demographic.
[08:27] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And inserting yourself is just bad manners!
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Hey I love it when he inserts himself!
[08:29] <FireFly_9> I bet you do _
[08:29] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, Hotaru-san, it's quite disgusting, and it brings our ratings down a full metric every time he even opens his mouth on the IRC
[08:30] <@Dr_Xadium> That's just internet buzzword spouting!
[08:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Web 2.0 is all about buzzwords, Xadium-san.
[08:30] * [gTV]Reiko_Aya bows
[08:30] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Right, so anyway, to fix this problem, we're taking you off the #suburbansenshi IRC immediately
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> !
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> But what about, what about the marriage?
[08:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You'll be requested to hide your wedding ring in all future publicity shots for gingaTV's Suburban Senshi
[08:31] <FireFly_9> What about Sakura-chan?
[08:32] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Hiding the ring makes you look available and desirable! Men will chase you again! :)
[08:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> We thought about banning her but as a female with an appreciable bust size she automatically attracts our key otaku demographic, plus her presence gives Minako-chan there that elusive MILF quality that most anime sites lack
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> Milf? Milk?
[08:33] <@Dr_Xadium> You don't want to know
[08:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh, he spoke again, one more metric lost
[08:33] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, we can't have that!
[08:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane>, if you would?
[08:34] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And please don't kill us,!
[08:34] <@spiritflame> apologies, xadium
[08:34] *** @spiritflame sets mode -o Dr_Xadium
[08:34] *** @spiritflame sets mode +b Dr_Xadium
[08:35] <C'est_la_V> You removed his OPs and banned him?! Banned X-chan?!
[08:36] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Minako-san, please don't mention his name any longer either, it also causes confusion among the new people.
[08:40] <C'est_la_V> :O
[08:41] <FireFly_9> So now that you've removed him, is there not a vanacy amongst the OPs?
[08:41] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, your FRIEND just got kicked out of here and all you can think about is power?!
[08:41] <// J_Daito //> She has learned her lessons well; but she is not ready :) I NOMINATE MYSELF!
[08:42] <FireFly_9> Not ready?!
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> I should get OPs because I'm his loyal wife?
[08:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Him Who, we're not mentioning him any longer.
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> Damn!
[08:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i shuld gat ops bcuz im da pincesss and gats ginzushoe!111
[08:43] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, actually, we've already made our decision for the November Internet sweeps...
[08:43] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes, and we'll leave you to your new permanent OP
[08:44] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [] has quit IRC (this should boost those elusive metrics)
[08:44] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [] has quit IRC (what IS a metric anyway?)
[08:44] <FireFly_9> I wonder who it is?
[08:44] *** SpeedRcr_X [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:44] *** spiritflame sets mode +o SpeedRcr_X

[08:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SpeedRcr_X
[08:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick
[08:44] <// J_Daito //>
[08:45] <@SpeedRcr_X> FINALLY
[08:45] <C'est_la_V> New handle too...
[08:45] <@SpeedRcr_X> AFTER THREE f[BLEEP]kING YEARS
[08:45] * @SpeedRcr_X plays the stone cold steve austin theme
[08:46] <FireFly_9> ..............................................
[08:46] <@SpeedRcr_X> ^________________^
[08:46] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (T_T)
[08:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis iz ballsit
[08:46] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (fak)
[08:46] <@SpeedRcr_X> Hah you can run guys, but I'm not goin' anywhere! ^_________^
[08:47] * @SpeedRcr_X changes topic to `The Ten'ou Haruka era has begun! `
[08:47] *** Disconnected
[08:47] *** Wed Nov 02 2005 - LOGGING END ***


Me thinks Ginga TV needs to DIE.

Duo • 11/03/05 10:45pm

What I'd really like to know is who are the people in this so-called "sweaty otaku wouldn't have a chance with but like to pretend they do anyway" demographic and how much of the overall ratio of ratings they make up. I smell bribery and graft here, folks.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 11/03/05 04:13pm

damn you Ginga TV and friends! the good doctor will NEVER be lost to us veterans! screw the n00bs!

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 11/03/05 12:26am

Bwahahahaha! FINALLY! The interloper has been removed!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

$100(US) that Haruka loses her op status in a fortnight.

Lady Mav • 11/02/05 07:43pm

Woooo! will Xadium still show up in #subsen2?

starcat [e-mail] • 11/02/05 07:01pm

Xadium got banned all because of a bunch of obsessed Minako fanboys and such?! I think Ginga TV needs to either suffer from a hostile takeover, a massive email virus, or an all-out frontal assault.

Or maybe we should just pound the crap outta Haruka for getting Xadium into this whole mess in the first place. I vote we pummel.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 11/02/05 04:21pm

We're doomed... all doomed.
Okay, not that we weren't doomed before, but now doom is advancing quicker.

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 11/02/05 03:42pm

Sorry to hear that "What's his name" (Xadium) is gone.
Mad props to Haruka for getting her due, finally...

The New Era is upon us, and woe be it to anyone to stop it.

TuxRainbow • 11/02/05 03:04pm

I see. Perhaps some judicious hacking of Ginga's ratings site?

Raihosha [e-mail] • 11/02/05 02:50pm

Xadium banned...what a pity.

*hums to himself, the tiniest smile gracing his lips*

Archangel • 11/02/05 01:44pm

Ahahahaha oh man. Creepy.

Haak [e-mail] • 11/02/05 11:23am

Well, I'll be buggered.

dooky • 11/02/05 11:16am

O_O ... just O_O

Fashionable Feline [e-mail] • 11/02/05 09:15am