Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #894: “Heartbreak IRC”
#894: “Heartbreak IRC”

[00:56] *** Mon Oct 24 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[00:56] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[00:58] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, ripped out and stepped on
[00:58] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Kamekichi did the same thing to me which is weird
[00:58] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Because I didn't think turtles knew how to give the finger
[00:59] <=^catablanca^=> Love is overrated man
[00:59] <=^catablanca^=> Look at me
[00:59] <=^catablanca^=> I single-handedly put together the command center for the senshi
[00:59] <=^catablanca^=> I got all the items for everyone
[00:59] <=^catablanca^=> I trained Mina
[01:00] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer nods
[01:00] <=^catablanca^=> Trained. Mina.
[01:00] <=^catablanca^=> If that isn't worth some kind of damn nobel prize I dunno what is
[01:01] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> It musta been neat working so close to her though
[01:01] <=^catablanca^=> that's not the point Mo
[01:01] <=^catablanca^=> I should be a PAGAN GOD
[01:02] <=^catablanca^=> But I'm the running joke of misery and pain
[01:02] <=^catablanca^=> "Ooh Arty got divorced" "Ooh Arty's trying to date using" "ooh he's got a russian bride who looks like her face was burned off" HA HA HA
[01:02] <=^catablanca^=> IT'S NOT FUNNY
[01:03] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey everyone says the same thing about me and turtles
[01:03] <=^catablanca^=> Don't you think lusting after turtles is kind of messed up
[01:03] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I DON'T LUST
[01:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> they're jsut so elegant and refined and sexy and smooth and hard
[01:04] <=^catablanca^=> You have issues, friend
[01:04] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey you're the guy who thinks he's a small white cat
[01:04] <=^catablanca^=> I AM A SMALL WHITE CAT
[01:05] <=^catablanca^=> Well A white cat, dunno about the small part
[01:05] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey Hey, it's ok Fur is a perfectly fine lifestyle choice
[01:05] <=^catablanca^=> God.
[01:05] <=^catablanca^=> I'm tellin' ya Mo I'm tired of it
[01:06] <=^catablanca^=> Of being an emotional pinball
[01:06] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Me too!
[01:06] <=^catablanca^=> I'm out of the scene man
[01:06] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Me too!
[01:06] <=^catablanca^=> No more hunting after love for Artemis!
[01:07] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Me... no way man I need love
[01:07] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer has a lot of love to give
[01:07] <=^catablanca^=> Mo, newsflash: the turtles don't want your love
[01:07] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YOU LIE
[01:08] <=^catablanca^=> The turtles HATE YOU MO
[01:08] <=^catablanca^=> You're too FAST FOR THEM
[01:08] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I can slow down I swear
[01:09] <=^catablanca^=> Sure you can, killer
[01:09] <=^catablanca^=> Sure you can
[01:09] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> man
[01:09] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Arty I don't wanna give up, become a bitter old man sitting alone at home
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> Mo you already sit home along and call Mina talking dirty to make her mad and yell at you in Reika's voice
[01:10] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer sighs "Reika"
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> Face it Mo, it's OVER.
[01:11] <=^catablanca^=> She's left you for Hans in Austria
[01:11] <=^catablanca^=> And the turtle's lawsuit jsut got filed by the ASPCA
[01:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I hate hans, I really do
[01:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> perfect eyes, perfect teeth perfect hans
[01:12] <=^catablanca^=> You ever met him
[01:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> No but it;s always the pretty boys who win
[01:12] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I want to kick a pretty boy's ass
[01:13] <=^catablanca^=> Violence nver solved anything except for getting YOU in trouble
[01:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Doesn't it suck to get shafted and then be helpless twisting in the wind
[01:13] <=^catablanca^=> Tell me about it
[01:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Arty can't we do anything about it
[01:14] <=^catablanca^=> Man
[01:14] <FireFly_9> Hello, gentlemen.
[01:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hi, Hotaru-chan
[01:15] <=^catablanca^=> Hi, hotaru.
[01:15] <FireFly_9> I see that the two of you have finally come to understand that which I have always known.
[01:16] <FireFly_9> That fairy tale notions of romance and love, and storybook "destiny" are for the weak-minded and are utterly unrealistic in the face of the harsh world.
[01:17] <=^catablanca^=> But don't you talk about destiny in the context of the apocalypse all the time?
[01:17] <FireFly_9> Don't pick nits.
[01:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> What are you saying, Hotaru?
[01:19] <FireFly_9> Love is a luxury for those who can afford it. The pretty, the idle, the well-placed. The rest of us languish and suffer trying to reach for an ideal fed to us by Shoujo manga and My Little Pony.
[01:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> My little Pony?
[01:20] <FireFly_9> Yes. May I CONTINUE PLEASE.
[01:21] <=^catablanca^=> I never knew you felt this strongly about it
[01:22] <FireFly_9> Oh no one likes to listen to me. After all we have our princess who magically gets her lover from a prior life back, Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma with their "love at first sight" nonsense...
[01:22] <FireFly_9> Whereas we, the dregs, are ignored and relegated to the status of non-entities.
[01:22] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer feels what you;re saying
[01:23] <FireFly_9> Artemis, aren't you tired of being a running joke?
[01:23] * =^catablanca^= sobs "YES
[01:23] <FireFly_9> Motoki-san! Aren't you fed up with crying over Reika and pining for a turtle that hates you?!
[01:24] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I think so!
[01:24] <FireFly_9> then join me
[01:24] <=^catablanca^=> Join you?
[01:24] <FireFly_9> Join me.
[01:24] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I've nver tried it with furs and goths at the same time
[01:24] <FireFly_9> .....
[01:24] <=^catablanca^=> Motoki shut up
[01:25] <FireFly_9> If there's one person that's done the most to push the "love-love" agenda around here it's sempai
[01:25] <=^catablanca^=> Mina?
[01:26] <FireFly_9> Join me.... in kicking her out of the house
[01:26] <=^catablanca^=> !
[01:26] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Woot then she'll have nowhere to live and she'll coem to my bar hungry and desperate and willing to cosplay as reika!
[01:26] <FireFly_9> ....
[01:26] <=^catablanca^=> Man you need to stop.
[01:27] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru, Mina's my friend
[01:28] <FireFly_9> I know that, but you know she really never respected you properly. You defected to the other team in the summer games to win her respect but it failed.
[01:28] <=^catablanca^=> ...true
[01:28] <FireFly_9> And Motoki-san you know as long as she remains her voice will remind you of Reika-san and your slide into the depths of perversity will continue apace.
[01:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> yeah
[01:29] <FireFly_9> Therefore we have but one course of action
[01:29] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> What does apace mean
[01:30] <FireFly_9> The expulsion of Aino Minako from the house.
[01:31] <FireFly_9> And then the TRUTH about love will be seen by all
[01:31] <=^catablanca^=> I fail to see the logical connection
[01:31] <FireFly_9> Remember who leaked that picture of you with massage cat.
[01:31] <=^catablanca^=> SHE'S GOING DOWN
[01:31] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer nosebleeds
[01:31] <=^catablanca^=> NOT LIKE THAT YOU HENTAI FREAK
[01:32] * FireFly_9 laughs darkly
[01:32] *** Disconnected
[01:32] *** Mon Oct 24 2005 - LOGGING END ***