Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #887: “Now that's just Smurfy”
#887: “Now that's just Smurfy”


[19:35] *** Mon Oct 10 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[19:35] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[19:35] *** Topic is - Luna-P is a MAN Dudes. -
[19:35] *** Set by on Mon Oct 10 19:35 2005





[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude jedite
[19:37] <// J_Daito //> what
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why are you picking on smurfs?
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> it's not me Ten;ou
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah right I know you want to melt them down and make them into gold and s[BLEEP]t
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> well yes
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> but this isn't me
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shyeah right
[19:39] <// J_Daito //> napalm just turns them into a blue slick
[19:39] <FireFly_9> That's just sick, Jedite.
[19:40] <// J_Daito //> DAMMIT THAT WAS UNICEF'S DOING
[19:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UNICEF.
[19:40] <// J_Daito //> yes
[19:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> United NAtions Internationa; Children's something something
[19:40] <// J_Daito //> Yes.
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They burned the smurf village to the ground
[19:41] <// J_Daito //> YES
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude man at least try to THINK of something plausible before you f[BLEEP]king lie
[19:41] <// J_Daito //> ...
[19:41] <// J_Daito //> The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes.
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa big text
[19:42] <@S.X. Aino> New function I added *^_^*
[19:42] <H3LLi05> yo yo yo I saw an adult only episode of the smurfs it was smurfette in a three way with handy, papa and gimpy
[19:42] <// J_Daito //> Not that kind of adult, moron
[19:43] <// J_Daito //> The short but chilling film is the work of Unicef, the United Nations Children's Fund, and is to be broadcast on national television next week as a campaign advertisement.
[19:44] <FireFly_9> A campaign for what? The crushing of childhood innocence?
[19:44] <H3LLi05> I'm all for taking away innocence yo
[19:44] <FireFly_9> _
[19:45] <// J_Daito //> The reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.
[19:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UNICEF: Because we care about kids.
[19:46] <// J_Daito //> The short film pulls no punches. It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.
[19:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now I have to admit a part of me has always wanted to see that.
[19:46] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa ><
[19:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What that song was f[BLEEP]king annoying
[19:47] * @S.X. Aino is listening to: [ Techno ] Smurfs Techno Remix.mp3 [112 kbps]
[19:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh damn you to hell Sakura Xadium Aino
[19:47] <@S.X. Aino> =D
[19:49] <// J_Daito //> Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.
[19:49] * @S.X. Aino has tweaked the font size
[19:50] <// J_Daito //> You know I can't really find fault with this ad so far
[19:50] <FireFly_9> I think it's disgusting!
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> It is intended as the keystone of a fund-raising drive by Unicef's Belgian arm, to raise 70,000 for the rehabilitation of former child soldiers in Burundi.
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can see the relation *nods*
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> No you can't stop trying
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shutup
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> We wanted something that was real war - Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head -but they said no.
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> BLAST OPPORTUNITY WASTED
[19:52] <FireFly_9> Thank god for some sanity.
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > look
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > It is a small field. A Smurf is here.
[19:53] <FireFly_9> Oh god.
[19:53] <// J_Daito //> > attack smurf
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack DISEMBOWELS A Smurf!
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf is fleeing.
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> > attack Smurf
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack EVISCERATES A Smurf!
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf is dead.
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> > Your attack EVISCERATES A Smurf!
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > You gain 1 EXP
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > loot corpse
[19:56] <// J_Daito //> > You gain 30 pieces of silver.
[19:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn man that's some cold s[BLEEP]t
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > frag corpse
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > Haven't you made it suffer enough already?
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > no
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> > _
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> > A Smurf's corpse is fragged into gib.
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> > Frag gib
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude no
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> What
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you just don't frag another man's gib man
[19:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You just don't do it
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> :<
[19:59] <FireFly_9> I think it will wake up some people. It is so un-Smurf-like, it might get people to think.
[20:00] <FireFly_9> Heh implication - Smurfs turn off your brain
[20:00] <H3LLi05> Man smurfette turned off my brain yo
[20:00] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[20:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed you made all this s[BLEEP]t up right?
[20:00] <// J_Daito //> Dammit not everything I say is a lie Ten'ou.
[20:01] <// J_Daito //> --> Source
[20:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O
[20:02] *** Disconnected
[20:02] *** Mon Oct 10 2005 - LOGGING END ***


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