Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #886: “Pimp my Doll”
#886: “Pimp my Doll”


[07:53] *** Fri Oct 07 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:53] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[07:54] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san we have to do something about Artemis
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I know
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How is the little guy doing anyway
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> I think he snapped or something
[07:55] <C'est_la_V> Want to see what he bought off the internet the other day??
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If it's a swedish pe[BLEEP]s pump...
[07:55] * C'est_la_V is NOW SO TRAUMATIZED AT THAT IMAGE THANK YOU :P
[07:59] <C'est_la_V> But for real truama try this...


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[08:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks at the filename for a sec but clicks anyways
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Some hobbyists have way too much time on their hands, neko
[08:00] <C'est_la_V> It's a commercial product
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the "My Scene Bling Bling Barbie Doll" from Toys R Us.com
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO WE'RE NOT SENDING ANY MESSAGES TO THE FEMALE YOUTH OF AMERICA NO SIR
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> heh
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And you're saying catman bought one of these?
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> Hai
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> He made a cardboard diorama of the urban street
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[08:06] <C'est_la_V> He drives her around in her pimpmobile which is a spraypainted plastic barbie corvette covered with glue and gold glitter
[08:06] <C'est_la_V> He promises her things
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What... kind of things?
[08:06] <C'est_la_V> Things I can't mention here
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why not?
[08:07] <C'est_la_V> Because they break the laws of man and god
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah we need to do something all right
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> I LOVES ME SOME BLING BLING BARBIE
[08:11] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (vroom)
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is f[BLEEP]king sad, it's a race between Artemis and Motoki to the bottom of the barrel
[08:11] <C'est_la_V> Ano... Motoki-oniisan liked turtles
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "liked" is like saying Caligula "womewhat enjoyed" his wild toga parties
[08:13] <C'est_la_V> I saw his movie on spice channel
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the hell was neko watchign spice channel?
[08:14] <C'est_la_V> One time when we were all in that hotel bby the mountains when mako was training, we decided to run up mamoru-san's hotel bill, so we watched spice channel all night
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Boy I would have loved to be him when he got that bill.
[08:16] <C'est_la_V> Usagi-chan was like "MAMO-CHAN!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING!?"
[08:16] <C'est_la_V> And then she was like "learn any new tricks??"
[08:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That is SO unsettling
[08:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But Michiru is the same exact way
[08:17] * C'est_la_V can't exactly imagine Michiru-san.... in the heat of passion
[08:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- can't imagine Usagi that way either, she's like a kid sister to her
[08:18] <C'est_la_V> Oh yeah oh yeah try to imagine ARTEMIS
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *mentally gouges out ehr eyes*
[08:19] * C'est_la_V shudders
[08:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sometimes I wish I didn't have a f[BLEEP]king overactive imagination you know
[08:19] * C'est_la_V nods
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> Sometimes I wish I didn't have a window that opens out right next to the bushes where the cats meow
[08:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn just. damn.
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At least Motoki isn't quite at inaminate objects.. but then Artemis is at least part human and Motoki isn't even a little bit turtle...

Damn, let's just call them equally f[BLEEP]ed up and be done with it -_-;;

And yes, Solar, Jedite would make it worse XD

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 10/08/05 08:30am

And I thought "Burger Flipper Barbie" was bad(McDonald's Barbie and Kelly set).

The world is ending.

starcat [e-mail] • 10/07/05 08:17pm

I LOVES ME SOME BLING BLING BARBIE! *vroom*

Adam Kanal [e-mail] • 10/07/05 01:36pm

Actually, that's more like "Cheap Whore Barbie" or "Paris Hilton Barbie"

Oh wait. No difference. Silly me.

Furu [e-mail] • 10/07/05 12:49pm

No sir... no mass media messaging here... Yeah, right.
And I thought "Bratz" were bad enough... (gah, own bad cartoon)

TuxRainbow • 10/07/05 09:35am

...Speak for yourself. . Barbie isn't the only one pimping herself to get attention, fanservice, and customers. http://www.jlist.com/SEARCH/Ayaka%20Komatsu/1/

YingGirl [e-mail] • 10/07/05 08:16am

Oh, don't worry Haruka. No matter how low Motoki or Artemis go down, no matter how far down into the barrel they scrape, there will always be someone nearby to toss them a shovel. *coughcoughJeditecough*

Solarchos [e-mail] • 10/07/05 08:09am



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