Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #880: “The Play's the Thing”
#880: “The Play's the Thing”


[00:35] *** Sat Sep 24 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[00:35] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[00:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So wait Jed's not the Salaryman Lawyer he claims to be??
[00:55] <C'est_la_V> No because you know X-chan has a law degree so Jedite makes X=-chan do the work and he takes the credit
[00:55] <FireFly_9> Why does Xadium-san permit this?
[00:55] <C'est_la_V> X-chan needs the cash
[00:56] <C'est_la_V> To keep me in things
[00:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lol if you were my wife I wouldn't be keeping you *in* things if you know what I mean XD
[00:56] <C'est_la_V> *^_^*
[00:56] <Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA
[00:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> kidding, kidding
[00:57] <C'est_la_V> So anyway I plan to stab Jedite in the back and make sure my man climbs the flagpole
[00:57] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- resists the urge to make a joke about Neko, her man and the inevitable flagpole
[00:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Really, Haruka, you are too crass
[00:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up it's lare I'm allowed
[00:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ^late
[00:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I pity X having to work like a slave hehe but I guess the fringe bedifits are good heh
[00:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ^benefits
[01:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wouldn't be working like that I tell you
[01:00] <Mdm_Maestro> oh?
[01:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> eehehe
[01:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Tell me more, Haruka...
[01:00] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[01:00] <@spiritflame> Irasshai chronos.typhoon.2k4
[01:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT'S SETS O SHI
[01:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, truly this is a rare appearance indeed, Setsuna
[01:03] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Hello, minna-san.
[01:03] <FireFly_9> What.
[01:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're missing a "the f[BLEEP]k" there, 'Taru
DCC Chat Session
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[01:05] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Ne, Haruka-san, Haruka-san! What the hell??
[01:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell should I know this is your f[BLEEP]king department ai no senshi
[01:08] <C'est_la_V> shut up :P

[01:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay poop
[01:11] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> puu, small laddy
[01:11] <@S.X. Aino> stole that from me, the puu-p
[01:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fack pu, skankura
[01:11] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> so how is everyone this fine day

[01:12] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan do you know what's going on?
[01:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i know sum sit bat nit da hole deel

[01:14] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I'd like you to meet my new... associate
[01:14] *** Kun_Saito has joined #suburbansenshi
[01:14] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Kun_Saito
[01:14] <C'est_la_V> !

[01:15] <C'est_la_V> That k[BLEEP]otare bakayaro is KUNZITE!
[01:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the s[BLEEP]tennou sure are s[BLEEP]tty about picking handles eh
[01:15] <FireFly_9> I thought he was dead?
[01:15] * C'est_la_V saw him die
[01:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man thinka bout our f[BLEEP]king neightborhood. Here even if you HAVE the f[BLEEP]king body it don't mean s[BLEEP]t
[01:16] * C'est_la_V nods
[01:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit i hard abut dis onse in da futar... dis sux
[01:17] <C'est_la_V> What do you mean, Chibiusa-chan??

[01:18] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> we have been seeing each other for about a year and a half now
[01:18] <Kun_Saito> Yes... ♡
[01:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The f[BLEEP]k you have Sets this is the FIRST I've heard of it
[01:19] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> time travel
[01:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hate how you f[BLEEP]king time travelers just say "time travel" like it's the cure ot every f[BLEEP]king thing
[01:19] <@S.X. Aino> But it's true!
[01:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya
[01:20] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> *hugs her strong Kun-Kun*
[01:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- snorts *Kun Kun*
[01:21] <Kun_Saito> SILENCE SENSHI DOG
[01:21] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> he's so manly
[01:22] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> my kunzite-kun.... kun-kun
[01:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey weren't you like with Jedite, and then Chiba Mamoru and then The Prof like not 5 mins ago
[01:24] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> but this is truly my deepest passion
[01:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No this is bulls[BLEEP]t
[01:26] <Kun_Saito> Shut up, wretch! Her lovely green hair, so sensuous around me, the fire in her red eyes... they compel me
[01:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror da powaa of satsuna compals u
[01:28] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> it's all right to be jealous, small lady
[01:28] <Kun_Saito> What a crude little child. Obviously the apple fell right next to the tree
[01:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[01:29] <C'est_la_V> Ano... weren't you and Zoicyte some kind of Yaoi thing??
[01:29] <Kun_Saito> Shut up Venus, you had your chance with me
[01:30] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Zoicyte's time is over, that flame has faded
[01:30] <C'est_la_V> I don;'t need you I have a man :P
[01:30] <Kun_Saito> A man, you could have had a king!
[01:32] <Kun_Saito> Shall we go somewhere more private, my dear Set-sy?
[01:32] <Kun_Saito> These fools annoy me
[01:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "setsy?"
[01:32] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [gatekeeper@subbasement.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (yes love, for I truly am your set-sy woman)
[01:33] <FireFly_9> Oh, vomitization.
[01:33] <Mdm_Maestro> How crude...
[01:33] *** Kun_Saito has left #suburbansenshi (Your Jealousy makes me laugh)
[01:34] * // J_Daito // delurks
[01:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Jed avoiding your ex-leader?
[01:34] <// J_Daito //> the only thing he led was his nose up Beryl's [BLEEP]
[01:35] <C'est_la_V> Minna, what the hell was all that??
[01:35] <// J_Daito //> Meiou you are truly the idiot fool. Too bad I don't care XD
[01:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Jed is jealous
[01:36] <// J_Daito //> Hah hardly
[01:36] <// J_Daito //> I just don't like it when that fool Zoisite has one over on me
[01:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait so all you motherf[BLEEP]kers are still alive?
[01:37] <// J_Daito //> Nephlite's dead-- not that that stops him from doing much. After his unfortunarte bout with being a woman blockhead bleach blonde fabio wannabe s[BLEEP]tennou over there got back his manhood
[01:37] <FireFly_9> You still keep in touch with the s[BLEEP]tennou?
[01:38] <// J_Daito //> What can I say, it's like a sewing circle of evil using human lives instead of knitting needles
[01:44] <C'est_la_V> So wait what does Zoisite have to do with anything??
[01:47] <// J_Daito //> Heh.
[01:48] <// J_Daito //> Don't underestimate him, For all the sakura petals and fruity laughter he's got a mind
[01:48] * C'est_la_V always thought he was a cream puff, i mean the first thing she ever saw him do was dress up as Sailor Moon
[01:49] <// J_Daito //> YES and he GOT Endorkion. Think about it.
[02:20] <Mdm_Maestro> Ano, who hasn't? the man's brain is a sponge.
[02:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOl yeah
[02:20] <// J_Daito //> LOOK
[02:21] <// J_Daito //> Zoey is a master manipulator
[02:21] <// J_Daito //> And not just of Kunzite's [BLEEP]
[02:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror
[02:22] <C'est_la_V> eww
[02:22] <// J_Daito //> He pretends to be this effeminate laughing man but he's got serpent's teeth in his mouth
[02:23] <// J_Daito //> His whole game is to look as helpless and tame as he can and then set you up to drive the knife in
[02:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah right you're bulding his ass up because he probably beat you at something and you need to look like you were matched
[02:24] <// J_Daito //> He's just using Meiou in some sick game
[02:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i tink sew 2 frum wat i raamambnared, it wuz sum sik sit
[02:25] <C'est_la_V> So why don't you tell her??
[02:25] <// J_Daito //> As if she would believe me? She's got Mr. Wonderfui Kun-Kun keeping her warm at night
[02:26] <// J_Daito //> Also I'm a DARK GENERAL I DON'T f[BLEEP]kING CARE
[02:26] <C'est_la_V> Well we do, we're her friends, so tell
[02:26] <// J_Daito //> Oh right, she played you all, working both sides with her little tidbits here and there
[02:27] <C'est_la_V> Doesn't matter. TALK~!
[02:27] <// J_Daito //> feh, fine
[02:27] <// J_Daito //> okay look, Kun-Kun there is Zoey's man meat as is obvious
[02:28] <// J_Daito //> Why would Zoi just up and LET Kunzy hook up with Meioh
[02:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude maybe Kunzy's cheating
[02:29] <FireFly_9> Or is it over between Zoicyte and Kunzite?
[02:29] <C'est_la_V> Or Zoisite wants it to be subliminally over and so lets it happen??
[02:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Subconciously
[02:30] <// J_Daito //> No way. Zoi would stab you if he wanted you gone, and he's too prideful to share
[02:31] <// J_Daito //> this is the guy who set up nephlite to be assassinated remember
[02:31] <// J_Daito //> Gah if you want proof I'll dig up the log

[12:13] <Zoi!> Hey jed
[12:14] * // J_Daito // nods to you in a manly fashion
[12:14] <Zoi!> heh
[12:14] <Zoi!> did i tell u i got a great plan to f[BLEEP]k up those dailor senshi
[12:14] <// J_Daito //> tailor senshi?
[12:14] <Zoi!> f[BLEEP]k you about the spelling don't be a gramamr nazi
[12:15] <// J_Daito //> I wouldn't have to be if you'd f[BLEEP]king spell correctly you give me a headache
[12:15] <Zoi!> heh stgu
[12:15] <Zoi!> STFU
[12:15] <Zoi!> listen
[12:15] <Zoi!> i got pluto on the hook
[12:16] <// J_Daito //> Oh?
[12:16] <Zoi!> Yeah Kunzite's helping me out
[12:16] <// J_Daito //> of your pants?
[12:16] <Zoi!> you know you want some
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> some vomit bags every time I see it yes
[12:17] <Zoi!> youre just jealous zoizoizoizoizoizoizoi
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> "zoizoizoi" is not a cool laugh
[12:17] <// J_Daito //> I've told you this before
[12:18] <Zoi!> shut up b[BLEEP]ch
[12:18] <Zoi!> we're playing a little game kunzy and i
[12:19] <// J_Daito //> Look I don't want to hear about your latest innovation in the field of "Spot the hot Dog"
[12:19] <Zoi!> listen you close-minded a[BLEEP]le
[12:19] <Zoi!> this game is a good game
[12:19] <Zoi!> we'll be able to revenge ourselves on the senshi real good
[12:20] <// J_Daito //> Revenge on the Senshi is so 1996. NO ONE CARES anymore.
[12:20] <Zoi!> well at the very least it will keep us amused at some poor fool's expense
[12:20] * // J_Daito // can't deny the appeal in that
[12:23] <Zoi!> zoizoizoizoi
[12:24] <// J_Daito //> ugh
[12:25] <Zoi!> Heh, She is a lonely one. Always yearning for the man she can't have. Endymion, Tomoe, even YOU.
[12:25] <// J_Daito //> bah
[12:26] <Zoi!> It was amusing to see her puppy-like reaction to you at the last budokai.
[12:26] <// J_Daito //> you were there?
[12:26] <Zoi!> Oh yes, we where there under the bleachers hot and he... zoizoizoizoizoizoi
[12:26] <// J_Daito //> BY METALLIA WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT
[12:27] <Zoi!> NEVER USE METALLIA'S NAME IN VAIN!
[12:28] <Zoi!> I twas so simple. All Kunzy had to do was smile at her
[12:28] <Zoi!> She melted right into his arms
[12:28] <Zoi!> his strong, manly, rippling arms and broad shoulders connected to that rippling chest,. ooh,,., oooh
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> ><
[12:29] <Zoi!> Don't tell me you've never noticed his perky pecs...
[12:29] <// J_Daito //> WHY THE HELL WOULD I
[12:30] <Zoi!> Anyway, they grew closer with each passing day. With each of his smiles, Pluto's memories of the others melted
[12:30] <Zoi!> But all the while, Kunzy came home... to me
[12:31] <Zoi!> zoizoizoizoizoi
[12:31] <// J_Daito //> So basically, Kunzite gets to double dip and have twice the fun while convincing you that he's doing you some kind of favor
[12:31] <Zoi!> ...................................
[12:32] <Zoi!> YOU SHUT UP JED YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION
[12:32] <// J_Daito //> I see that I don't. Clearly.
[12:33] <Zoi!> Kunzite is MY MAN, and he leads that pathetic Pluto Senshi around like a puppy on a leash and he comes home to ME and we LAUGH IN HER FACE
[12:33] <Zoi!> AND IT'S THERAPEUTIC AND SOON WE'LL HAVE GOTTEN OVER ALL THAT s[BLEEP]t WE TOOK AT THE HANDS OF HER FRIENDS
[12:36] <// J_Daito //> How deviously clever. Such heights from the Dark Kingdom's Eurpoean Commander
[12:36] <Zoi!> Oh like you can do better MIDNIGHT ZERO
[12:37] <Zoi!> zoizoizoizoizoizoizoizoi
[12:38] <// J_Daito //> heh, whatever. to my fault if you're losing your grip on your man and this is the best rationalzation you can make
[12:38] <Zoi!> ....
[12:38] <// J_Daito //> Just keep telling yourself it's all part of a game, Zoi
[12:38] <// J_Daito //> It's all part of a game
[12:38] <Zoi!> ................
[12:39] <// J_Daito //> jedjedjedjedjed

[03:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude... "jedjedjed?"
[03:06] <// J_Daito //> hey shut up it was my moment of triumph
[03:06] <C'est_la_V> this is horrible...
[03:06] <C'est_la_V> we should tell Setsuna-san right away!!
[03:06] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Tell me what
[03:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY s[BLEEP]t when did she come back
[03:07] <@S.X. Aino> Time travel
[03:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOD Don;t you start
[03:07] <C'est_la_V> Setsuna-san!! Setsuna-san!! It's all a cruel trick!!
[03:08] <// J_Daito //> No it's not Zoi really is okay with you messing around with his man ♡
[03:08] <FireFly_9> Jedite.
[03:08] <// J_Daito //> OH COME ON
[03:08] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks enigmatically
[03:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whassofunny?
[03:09] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I know exactly what they're doing.
[03:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> =O
[03:09] <C'est_la_V> Ano.... but if you do...
[03:11] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 plans to sell videos of Kun-Kun on the toilet to various scatalogical websites for large sums of capital
[03:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ..........
[03:11] <// J_Daito //> Impressive
[03:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't play a playa?
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[03:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dude dis whole tings facked pu
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• 11/18/12 10:31am

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• 11/15/12 06:11pm

mewmewmewmew... almost works, but it's still a stupid laugh XD

Seriously, I was laughing all the way throught this XD XD

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 10/03/05 09:02am

Kunzite is back?! Oh kuso! Oh, oh, I know how I could use this to throw some curve balls in my stories... ah! Oh wait, they're all still alive... this has more possiblities than I could have quite possibly imagine! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jupiter Knight • 09/25/05 11:17pm

Time travel ><. Anyone who can do that would have no need to hook up with someone else.

Bogey • 09/24/05 09:54pm

Whoa...does this mean Kunzite might be showing up from time to time? First one Cape-Boy, and now another. At least Kunzite's not a complete dumb@$$ like Mamoru. ~_~;;

Solarchos [e-mail] • 09/24/05 06:47pm

*satsatsatsat!*
nah...that's not a cool laugh either. XD

and for once...chuby loosa finds something scandalous fucked up. ^_^
way to go, Setsuna!

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 09/24/05 04:52pm

The font gets tiny after the zoi-jed chat log...

weird.

Still, "[12:20] Revenge on the Senshi is so 1996." is the second-best line ever.

starcat [e-mail] • 09/24/05 04:21pm

Man, this is some serious f'd up stuff... All I have to say is Hate the Game...

TuxRainbow • 09/24/05 01:32pm

Today's moral, kiddies: Never play the playa'.

Indigo [e-mail] • 09/24/05 07:58am



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