Suburban Senshi IRC Chat 860: “crest is not just for teeth”
#860: “crest is not just for teeth”

[08:05] *** Wed Aug 17 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:05] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I was doing research on Canada, seeing as how that's where my wedding's gonna be
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> You still intend to go through with that, ten'ou?
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of coruse I do
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> I thought you were just decieving her
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ><
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Does everybody think I'm that f[BLEEP]ked up a manipulator and deciever?
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> Nah, you aren't that clever
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> right
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> waitiaminute
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ANYWAY
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> heh
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Did you know Canada still makes heraldic crests for people man
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They even have a registry
[08:09] <// J_Daito //> Oh?
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's even a f[BLEEP]king science to the descriptions
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's a thing called the "blazon" which is the actual description of the coat of arms
[08:10] <// J_Daito //> I thought that was what happened when you lit your farts on fire
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit man
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> For example:
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arms: Gules a Chinese phoenix regarding a lightning flash and rising from flames issuant from a maple leaf the whole ensigned by a representation of the Royal Crown all Or; Crest: A loon (Gavia immer) calling proper naiant within a circlet of trillium flowers Argent seeded Or; upporters: Two tigers Or and Argent embellished Sable each gorged with a ribbon Gules, pendant therefrom a plate surmounted by a cross Gules the whole upon rocks set with four wind-swept jack pines proper; Motto: VERUM SOLUM DICATUR VERUM SOLUM ACCIPIATUR.
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> All right I know that's english but the words make no sense to me
[08:12] <@S.X. Aino> Heh you guys want something simple check out the blazon of Brittany's description:
[08:12] <@S.X. Aino> Ermine.
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> ....
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's it wtf?
[08:13] * @S.X. Aino shrugs XD
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> Someone was slacking on the job that day in the heraldry office
[08:13] <@S.X. Aino> not really, considering the crest looks like this:
[08:14] <@S.X. Aino> -->
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like someone took a f[BLEEP]king rubber stamp and just ran it across a coat of arms
[08:18] <@S.X. Aino> I prefer Japanese kamon, much simpler and more readily recognizable from a distance
[08:20] * @S.X. Aino notes she has her own version of the family kamon:
[08:21] <@S.X. Aino> -->
[08:21] *** GERMATOID [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai GERMATOID
[08:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yo prof
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> how the f[BLEEP]k did they determine this, by stabbing every known fish or fowl with aids?
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Scientist: "I wonder if Pigs can contract it." (Stabs Porky Pig)
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> (Porky leaves infected, the next day the whole WB lot of toons is down)
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what the hell man do you relaize what you're implying
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> You don't want to know what they do on the back lot man
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Steamboat Willie and Tommy Lee
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I saw this s[BLEEP]t last night on TV where Tommy Lee went back to college
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> hahaha the house only gets two over the air channels now and they ALL SUCK
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah but you know something f[BLEEP]ked up
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm... beginning to like CSI
[08:30] <@S.X. Aino> :O
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> DUN DUN DUUN
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the hell cna I say when it's like the only thign airing you get attached to it... Grissom's expressionless face, the catchy theme song, the token brother who's always getting into trouble...
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But Nick Caruso as the head man in Miami
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That s[BLEEP]t is incomprehensible to me
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Every time I see him I'm like "ha ha you're the guy who bared his ass on NYPD blue"
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> Yuo bare your ass all the time Ten'ou
[08:34] * @S.X. Aino is away: ::rollseyes::
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU IDIOTS DON'T YOU GET IT YET
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> huh
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was mooning those damn inners
[08:35] <// J_Daito //> ....
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like giving them the finger only with my ass
[08:35] <// J_Daito //> Don't PRETEND like you had a plan all along
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I DID THO
[08:36] *** // J_Daito // [] has quit IRC (yeah right)
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I DID
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit why doesn't anyone beleive me
[08:36] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has quit IRC (O canada I hope your bedsprings are firm)
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 delurks
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 points to the prior log and once again renews her call for ideas
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 will use her time trravel powers to make the best ones happen, no matter hiow many variables she has to tweak and how many laws of time she has to break
[08:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hehehehehehehehe
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Man, I like Grissom >.> And i did not know that about Nick Caruso O_o

To continue the CSI theme, Horatio shuld turn up (probably in the aftermath of the wedding as he solves /everything/ on his own) and something horrible should happen. I don't care what, just make it happen. Maybe Grissom can get him for letting the side down XD

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 08/17/05 07:18pm

For Setsuna...I recommend the marriage ceremony devolve into a Comedy of Errors. If anything can go wrong, let it happen...excessively. Have Ginga TV show up to cover the ceremony, then Esmeraude and Aluminum Siren start devouring the entire buffet...starting with the cake. Somehow the Witches 5 get brought in as bridesmaids, Tellu handles the floral arrangements ( with animated mutant plants ), and Cyprine and Pkurol get drunk and start dancing on top of a table while Eudial has a "bad trip", hallucinates seeing snails everywhere, and whips out the Fire-Buster.

More ideas as they come to me...

Solarchos [e-mail] • 08/17/05 05:33pm

I have a good idea; a herd of rampaging moose interrupt the ceremony, just as Haruka is about to say 'I do'.
Now *that* would be funny. :)

Archangel • 08/17/05 04:32pm

XD "His expressionless face... The catchy theme song..."
Allllmost laughed out loud. I was able to muffle it to sound like I had trubble breathing a moment.

Ideas neh? Have Hasselhof show up. That will make Haruka boil. *gives you a knowing look*

Moonstar • 08/17/05 12:30pm