Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #859: “The Wedding Planner ”
#859: “The Wedding Planner ”

[11:32] *** Mon Aug 15 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[11:32] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I am bored.
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> There is nothing to do here but guard the toilet door.
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Is anyone there?
[11:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is surfing using the powers of her garnet orb
[11:33] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hello?
[11:33] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you, Ten'ou Haruka, for having flatulence that stinks like the stench of a 40,000 year old manure-powered atomic bomb.
[11:34] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you for making this toilet a biological hazard to mankind, and for forcing me to hold my breath while standing before it.
[11:34] * luna_P w47cH35 in73n71y
[11:35] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you for easing the door open with the business end of the plunger while you're still doing your business and "plopping" into the basin even as you ask me for the lysol lemon-scented spray
[11:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate the inevitable motorbike fart that then always follows
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The one that lasts over six seconds, and then, after an always-different amoutn of seconds, is followed up by a final, smelly flatulent "pop" and a "plop" into the basin.
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> By the blood of Cronos I hate you and your bowels.
[11:37] <+luna_P> 7311 m3 4b0u7 micHiru, 5375un4 my d34r
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Kaioh Michiru.
[11:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You arrogant, overbearing snob, you petulant little rich girl who thinks she is the elite.
[11:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You speak of the great masters. Who KNEW the great masters? Biblically? That's right.
[11:39] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Who was the one who taught the apes that hitting their fellows over the head with bones was a good way to settle disputes? THAT'S RIGHT
[11:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Who decided that Bell Labs should steal the transistor from that alien saucer in New Mexico? EXACTLY
[11:41] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You claim to be so important, but without me, history would implode like a decks of cards and the Dark Kingdom would be ruling from the moon with Youma havign massive orgies on the planet's surface.
[11:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I am the one who should be loved! Should be appreciated! But every time we're in public you shove me aside, and use your perfection field to make me silent so all anyone can ever hear is your INCESSANT BLEATING
[11:42] <+luna_P> y35 r313453 j00r 4ng3r...
[11:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> DAMN YOU KAIOH MICHIRU
[11:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> All you are is a walking talking handbag for Haruka, and we all know it
[11:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Well all know you are but the shadow to her light, if she were to vanish your marvelous LACK of persona would become all too apparent
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You are merely a character foil, a counterpart to Haruka, who is no prize herself, but her unthinking brutality makes you seem all the wiser and more refined for it
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yet you are both loved, to excess, but the masses, while I am reviled and relegated to the shadows
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> And now, now you plan to have the wedding event of the century, the century which has JUST STARTED
[11:45] <+luna_P> j00 kn0w wH47 j00 mu57 d0
[11:45] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes, Luna-P
[11:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes, I do
[11:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Because I hate them, and want my revenge
[11:46] <@S.X. Aino> That is like the sole motivation of 7/8ths of the villains the senshi have ever fought
[11:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> YOU SHUT UP LITTLE GIRL
[11:47] * @S.X. Aino is 1800 years old :P
[11:47] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is TEN THOUSAND NOW GET BACK INTO YOUR HOLE
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[11:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Excellent
[11:48] <+luna_P> d0 i7 d0 i7 d0 i7
[11:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hehehehe
[11:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> to anyone in the sound of my voice, or who reads this log
[11:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> preparations are being made for the disgustingly overblown union of Ten'ou Haruka and Kaioh Michiru.
[11:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Those of you, like me, who wish to see them put in their place, join me.
[11:50] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> comments are being taken until August 20th, 2005, in the comments thread that will accompany this log, for events that you would like to see happen during their wedding
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> here is the rough timeline of events:
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> haruka's stag party
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> michiru's pre-wedding social ball
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> preparation for the groomsmen / bridesmaids
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the prelude to the procession
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the convocation
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the invocation
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the consecration
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the expression of intent
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the ring exchange
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the pronouncement
[11:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the bendiction
[11:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> the reception
[11:56] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> think of amusing, tragic , perhaps even sane events that will occur during the court of the wedding, before and after
[11:56] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> accepted ideas will be placed into the animated gif series that will chronicle the wedding
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> submitters will be in the credits
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> this will be your chance at immortality
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> help me get my revenge!
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> heh... ehehehe.... heheheheheehehe... hahahahahahahaha.... hohohoohhohoh...
[11:58] <+luna_P> y35 3xc3113n7 3xc3113n7 5375un4 i r473 j00 r 9 0u7 0pH 10
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[11:58] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ^______^
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It would also be a laugh if during the part of "does anyone object to this marriage" Future Uranus shows up and gives some reason why the marriage can't happen. And then a moment later says something to the effect of 'you idiots fell for it' while laughing her ass off. Then Future Neptune shows up and smacks Future Uranus upside the head; "Baka".

True Blue [e-mail] • 08/18/05 01:54pm

Commenting on The Lurker's comment, chances are Nephlite and Mutinex will show up to wreak 'horrible' revenge on Haruka, and the Witches 5 might also drop in.
Haruka, Hotaru, and Prof. Tomoe made a few new friends when Haruka participated in the Budokai awhile back; I wonder if Haruka might have invited them (Bulma, Roshi, Tien, Chaotzu, Goku, and Kaiou-Sama).

True Blue [e-mail] • 08/18/05 01:47pm

Giant robot battles!

Duo • 08/17/05 06:15pm

Since it's in Canada, invite Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels. Or Edge and Matt Hardy, either one will result in a fair amount of carnage.

Jack Flagg • 08/17/05 10:55am

I agree with the Hasselhof / KITT idea. That should happen.
Maybe also have Haruka get piss drunk at Mo(toki)'s before the wedding...

TuxRainbow • 08/17/05 09:29am

*Haruka decides to have a couple of breakfast burritos the morning of the wedding and therefore provides her own "music" during the ceremony. That would definitely cheese off Michiru.

*Motoki on a drunken bender kidnaps Haruka in an attempt to brainwash and seduce her.

*Motoki blurts out his feelings during the ceremony. Haruka is confused and then just starts laughing thinking it's a joke. Motoki isn't very happy about his heart being tramped on again and goes postal.

*At the stag party, someone slips Haruka some "magic mushrooms" causing her to halucinate that everyone are youma and she goes into senshi mode, causing much destruction, and getting her butt thrown in jail. She uses her one phone call to order pizza and so the next day Michiru (not knowing what happened) thinks she's been stood up and takes off to find Hasseloff.

Sailor Butterfly • 08/17/05 02:28am

Straight from the brainpan:

Drunken proposals occuring during the stag party, one final confrontation re: sexuality during the social ball, missing and/or absent groomsmen and/or bridesmaids for reasons including (but not limited to) hangovers, absent-mindedness, making out with members of the other squad, Serenity II shows up and issues the mud-wrestling challenge, the service-speaker is NOT who he seems to be, flash photography -- way too much flash photography, sew the rings to the pillow, weld the rings to the pillow, weld the rings together, people forgetting one another's vows in the confusion, "Should anyone object to this union, speak now or--" "I DO.", earthquakes, caused by furious emotional states! In CANADA. Also, flash floods, someone DARES upstage Michiru by announcing their own engagement, Hotaru and Artemis manage, somehow, to keep a lid on some minor troubles through comedic misadventures, dead strippers, poison cake, poison punch, spiked punch, and a partridge in a pear tree who just won't be chased away.

Yaijinden • 08/17/05 01:10am

Haruka is cool and must not be touched.

Michiru on the other hand deserves all she gets >_<

I agree the Hasselhoff should make an appearance, as should KITT. Haruka was friends with the car, he should be there ^_^

*ponders* KITT should be there and run Michiru down. "Accidentally" of course XD

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 08/16/05 01:21pm

um...see my fic for what i think ;p

zairafirefly [e-mail] • 08/16/05 12:05pm

(The Lurker recalls how, ever since the marriage of Sue Storm and Reed Richards, the bad guys have always shown up in force whenever there's a marriage in the Marvel Universe and tried to distrupt things.

The Lurker makes a note to upgrade his Mausers to Uzi's, and lay in stocks of explosives and power weapons.)

The Lurker • 08/16/05 11:37am

Well, maybe a mix up in the dress arrangements...Michiru ends up with a tux and Haruka a dress. Could be sucessful in pissing off both of them.

kroaky moi • 08/16/05 11:30am

Another thought occurred to me...

Someone (Helios) switches the records during Michiru's ball... and Eminem starts playing.
Michiru pipes in classical music during Haruka's party.

TuxRainbow • 08/16/05 10:34am

Not to chime in or anything...

Have someone or something that actually survived in Haruka's room appear (or re-appear).

Have an art / music critic pan Michiru's latest work.

TuxRainbow • 08/15/05 11:28pm

well haruka like wrstling some anything to do with wrestling maybe have a WWE superstar fight her during the wedding

Seyia_kou [e-mail] • 08/15/05 10:28pm

Oh yes...! I know *exactly* what I can do to completely mess things up! For starters, have David Hasselhoff show up to take Michiru back! Muahahahahahahaha!!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 08/15/05 05:06pm

Hmmm...perhaps...someone cannot decide between the Haruka's or Michiru's side of the church, and decides to sit in the aisle. And then shushes the procession for making too much noise. That would be...most amusing... hehe... ^_^

Archangel • 08/15/05 01:33pm

heh! have the Luna-P pose as the "ring bearer" and float near the alter. at the right moment...Setsuna triggers Luna-P's selfdestruct mode! muaHa! XD

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 08/15/05 12:58pm

You know, it's not often I get a kick out of something like this...
This will be quite fun, indeed. ^_^

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 08/15/05 12:23pm

Revenge huh? I got nothing against Haruka but Michiru on the other hand... She loves her blue hair so much, why not die it some outragous color like what happend to Hotaru. Orange or even green. Michiru wouldn't dare go out and let herself get seen like that. also, add blue skin dye to her cleaning bottles. Talk about the ultimate humilation... or you could just shave her hair off. That would drive her insane.

hehehehe! Even I have to be bad sometimes... but Mako-chan and Katori will probably kill me for this, if they ever find out it was me that suggested it.

Jupiter Knight • 08/15/05 12:06pm

Hmmmm, Can I marry Haruka instead? j/k

Moonstar • 08/15/05 11:51am

can we say someone has some pent up aggresive feelings right now? oh well, better them than me... wait, that's not something I'm suppose to say.

Jupiter Knight • 08/15/05 11:45am

I want to see a roast of the both of them and the rest of the senshi X D

Wolfwood • 08/15/05 11:16am