[13:25] *** Fri Aug 05 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[13:25] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[13:25] *** Topic is -= what a day =- [13:25] * // J_Daito // logs in from work
> Hello, Jedite
[13:26] * // J_Daito // hears thudner outside and wodners how long his connection will last
> The weather certainly has been bad lately.
> fak thundar i h8 dat sit
[13:29] <@S.X. Aino
> For once, Serenity, we agree on something ><
[13:29] * @S.X. Aino has an unreasoning dread terror of thunder and lightning as well
> Really, Sakura-chan? I thought you were without fear.
[13:30] <@S.X. Aino
> Normally I am, but this cuts me to the quick.
> fak id laff bat i kno hoe da fack u feal
[13:31] * @S.X. Aino nodnods, has gotten over it to a great dress but is still startled by a thunderclap out of the blue
[13:31] <@S.X. Aino
> ^dress = degree
[13:31] <// J_Daito //
> That was an amusing typo
[13:32] * @S.X. Aino is not responsible for any typographical errors XD
[13:32] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:32] <@S.X. Aino
> Hiyas Mom!
> Ne, ne, X-chan's book is available driectly from Amazon.com and co.uk now!!
> --> Amazon US
[13:35] <// J_Daito //
> Hmm, rated 4.5 stars out of 5, not bad
[13:35] <// J_Daito //
> I should have set those books to suck the life energy out of people
> --> Amazon UK
> Five stars in the UK ^_^
[13:37] <// J_Daito //
> Heh, pimping your man's book, eh?
> Hai, Hai :)
[13:38] * // J_Daito // wonders how much of a cut you get
> Why is Jedite so cynical?? Don't you know what they always say?
[13:39] <@S.X. Aino
> ♦ INCOMING MALAPROP ALERTAGE
> Virtue is its own reward!!
[13:39] <@S.X. Aino
> She got it right; I think my brain just imploded
[13:40] <// J_Daito //
> SHE LIES
> I'm not lying!!
[13:40] * C'est_la_V just wants to help X-chan so he'll be happy when he comes back ^_^
> Yes, because there there are no more Rez controllers to be found anywhere in Akhibara.
[13:41] *** @S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Tah, TMI)
> So Hotaru-chan, I heard you've been getting tired of your job at the library?
> You would think that a job at the library would be a calm and peaceful affair
[13:42] <// J_Daito //
> Wait, Goth no Senshi is having an affair?
[13:43] * // J_Daito // rereads
> Very funny, Jedite
[13:43] <// J_Daito //
> Funny for who, I spat out my dark milkshake through my nose on reading that
> horatru onli liks poepel frum boks
> Chibiusa-chan, do be quiet.
> Tell me more, Chibiusa-chan!!
> Sempai, she lies
> u kno hoe dere are otacku how last aftar peopel in amine? or fanz hoe last aftar movay ppl lik orlandew bloam in loard of da blingz?
> ♡_♡ Orlando Bloom-sama!!
[13:46] <// J_Daito //
> I think she knows, Spore
> well befure dey had all dat sit dere wuz boks wit jast lik wurds in dem
[13:47] <// J_Daito //
> That's generally how books ARE, idiot
> nat in da 31st senturri bichass
> anewey, si lasts after factkionel charactars in boks, lik da lest of da mohawkans
> I do NOT lust after the Last of the Mohicans!
[13:48] <// J_Daito //
> si wents 2 hav sharlock homboys babiyez
> I have no affection at all towardsSherlock Holmes-sama!
> Ara? "-sama?"
[13:49] * C'est_la_V laughs
[13:50] * // J_Daito // files this information away for the inevitable blackmail purposes
> Haven't the rest of you ever identified with characters from novels?
[13:51] * C'est_la_V liked Aphoridte from Greek Myths
> That is weak, considering you ARE APHRODITE
[13:51] <// J_Daito //
> I like that fwllow in the Cask of Amontillado that walled up that drunekn fool; he was a personal hero of mine for quite some time.
> i likd haydi flyss dat holywod madem
[13:54] <// J_Daito //
> I bet Tomoe the Younger there used to have ribald fantasies about Geordi LaForge because she used to see him read to her on Reading Rainbow
> n no!
> So how many more hours do you have at work Jedite??
[13:57] <// J_Daito //
> A gainfully employed Dark General... how ironic
[13:57] <// J_Daito //
> Gainful employment int he pursuit of world domination is no shame
> ror hi sed dominatrax
> keenu reaves in entar da domantrax
> I don't know why people spit on Keanu Reeves-san so much
[13:59] <// J_Daito //
> That too
> Because he has all the acting capacity of a cardboard cutout
> I think he does thinking man roles well just like Jeff Goldblum-sama
> He only sounds like he's profound because he IS pausing to think before he stutters out every line
[14:01] <// J_Daito //
> Bomber: "You have three minutes to read this book or the library explodes" Keanu: "See... Spot... R...run..." (Library Explodes)
> It's not funny :P
[14:02] <// J_Daito //
> Heh, so, spore, have you been able to get your mother to go along with Ten'ou's little scheme?
> ya shell b dere
> I am NOT getting into a lingerie pillowfight with Usagi-san!
[14:03] <// J_Daito //
[14:03] <// J_Daito //
> It's a mudwrestling lingerie pillowfight
> NOT. THAT. EITHER.
[14:04] * C'est_la_V misses X-chan now :<
> Good grief, here I am being debased and Sempai is getting IDEAS.
> No, it's just that that thing reminds me of the stpuid wrestling matches on wrestling and wrestling reminds me of X-chan...
[14:05] <// J_Daito //
> Yes, I'm sure the two fo you "wrestle" all the time hahaha
> Moh, don't make sun, you BUILT a woman because you were so lonely :P
[14:06] <// J_Daito //
> And she went on to become the most POWERFUL MIKO IN THE UNIVERSE
> So, Jedite, ironically you created a powerful force for *good* in the world in the form of rei.bot.
[14:07] <// J_Daito //
[14:07] <// J_Daito //
> omg ror
[14:08] * // J_Daito // is rather glad the other s[BLEEP]tennou aren't around to see this
[14:09] <// J_Daito //
> I'll make up for it, however, when I become a god.lawyer I will become nomiated to the Supreme Court and then rein down the law of lawlessness all over the nation!
> "rain", and I doubt you will, since your openneess to bribery just means all we have to do to stop you is pay you off.
[14:10] <// J_Daito //
> Well yes.
> fak im brored
> Me too
[14:12] <// J_Daito //
> Well don't let me stop you, ladies, feel free to engage in a viciou catfight that leads to excessive degrees of ripped clothing and innuendo
> shut up :P
> ror u kant toch dis sit
[14:13] <// J_Daito //
> I don'want to touch your "sit" Spore, I don't have that sick fetish
[14:14] <// J_Daito //
> Kunzite, on the other hand... there wasn't a dropping he could resist
[14:14] * C'est_la_V can't believe her past life had a crush on him
[14:14] <// J_Daito //
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fool
> Urusai I didn't know he swung that way
[14:16] <// J_Daito //
> He *didn't*, it was years of having to service Beryl that did that to him
[14:16] <// J_Daito //
> Well with an intermediate step to youma relations first
> So what did Jedite do for 10,000 years then?
[14:17] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (work)
> ror hes dagangda izzue
[14:18] * C'est_la_V couldn't understand what you just said
> "Dodging the issue"
[14:20] * C'est_la_V shakes her head
> Sempai, I know your own work history has been somewhat tragic, but don't you ever think of getting a job?
> Being a lovely sexy wife is enough of a job
> How do you come to that conclusion?
[14:23] * C'est_la_V did her time as Sailor V, Sailor Venus and Princess Dopplergangster
[14:23] * C'est_la_V is happy to be "kept" like Haruka-san said once XD
> kapt once 2 twase a weak ror
[14:24] * C'est_la_V PMs Artemis to go buy her another Rez controller
> Is he online?
> he's always larking
> "lurkang" bich spal tit rite"
> Sempai, why don't you go buy them, you never let him have enough time to be online for chat.
> y du u went 2 tlak 2 ham horatru-chun
> He has an excellent grasp of history and useful trivia. Artemis is quite intelligent.
> I enjoy talking to him.
> He's anost busybody who's always stingy and bossy! He's like a brother-in-law!!
> That's because you act like a spoiled child, sempai.
> The Sexy wheel gets the grease!!
> ror nat lateli
> U. RU. SAI. YO.
> "Squeaky Wheel" etc
> ror mikakno-chun's bran iz in da gattar
> No doubting that.
> Look who's talking, Chibiusa-chan!! You and Momoko-chan trawl the streets for men to seduce and steal money from!!
> it peys da bills bich
> What bills??!!
> Good question.
> What DO you do with your money, anyway. Chibiusa-chan?
> dats classifyed bich
> I bet she lines her bed with the money and swims in it like Splooge Mcf[BLEEP]
> SCROOGE MCDUCK
> no shes rite it wuz da dolar stoar vadeo we bot 4 50 sents 2 wach cuz we ware board it wuz a dizzy flim nat dizney
ktales meet the breastview rangers"
> Hai, the package didn't look so bad, we thought it was a Dinsy cartoon till we got it home and put it on the big screen Terebi.
> Good Lord.
> Artemis said it was like "1990's furry fanart meets low budget filmation animation"
> ya harackra saw tit and neerly pukd
> she sad we hed tramatized har an roaned har childhod
[14:38] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. wuz fine tho
> Because you like... animals... ><
> BICH DAT WUZ A FAZE
> Your "phases" frighten me. Oedipus complex, Dinophilia, Equiphilia, Kogal street maven...
> Chibiusa-chan really is delinquent, isn't she??
> tall mi dis
> wich 1 of u gats 2 b moan pincess
> dats rite sew sat da fick pu
> Why does our history seem to elevate the "slackers" to positions of disproportionate power?
> No politics, Hotaru-chan XD
> Chibiusa-chan, perhaps you would like a pretzel to eat.
> u biches r jast jalous ov mi
> ov mi powarz
> The only legitimacy you have as a ruler comes from your holding of the Ginzuishou.
> Interesting. In the past kings claimed to rule from a "divine right". Would the Ginzuishou, which is ostensibly a physical manifestation of omnipotence, be a kind of "divine right"?
> ur 2 faking komplikated 4 mi horatru-chun
[14:46] * C'est_la_V doesn't like heavy philosophy question things
> No, but you do understand the question, yes?
> That's like saying our leaders are only in control because they can use force on us to make us obey.
> Not exactly, but something like that.
> So when we use *our* powers to stop people we think are doing bad things, we're using a kind of divine right, relying on the power of our planets??
[14:48] * FireFly_9 is impressed
> But the context is different.
> To the victors go the Oils
> No Politics, Sempai :P
[14:49] * C'est_la_V thinks of oils and sighs for X-chan
> I don't even want to know the thought process that leads to that association.
> Oil > oily cheese pizza > X-chan
> *koff* ballsit *koff*
> I agree with Chibiusa-chan, heh.
> Moh, I need something to take my mind off of things.
> I would suggest Television, but as we only have two grainy over the air channels that only show reality TV, there's no real point.
> Ne, since all of our chats are logged isn't this a kind of reality itnernet?
> Perhaps... but a rather boring reality, heh
> i like realty tv, dose ppl are mror facked pu den mi
> Unless one of them is a half-height pink-haired girl with a sordid past involing her father and farm animals....
> So basically a short rebellious midget from the American south??
> Hoe many groups CAN Sempai offend at once?
> Setsuna-momma, what are you doing here?
> I am glad you are all playing so nicely with small lady.
> We don't have a choice since you dumped her here on us :P
> bic i luv dis santuri da men arent branwished bai da ganzushoe
> oh this i know
[15:05] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 has realized that seeking endymion-sama in the past might be more fruitful
> But right now he's in the future, and in the past, he's Mamoru-san and not Endymion-sama...
> A quick knock to the head will fix that
[15:06] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [email@example.com] has quit IRC (Age 6, time for your car to fall off a cliff my love)
> That's just going to make him INTO Mamoru ><
> mohshshshsshsh axesellent
> Is it me, Chibiusa-chan, or is your spelling getting WORSE?
> How is that possible??
> With Chibiusa-chan, anything is possible.
> dats rite u batter respackt mi
> What is it, Sempai?
[15:19] * C'est_la_V saw this while surfing the internet
> ♦ Authorities unveiled new regulations in China that will prohibit minors under the age of 18 from playing games that allow player kills.
> new wey gav mi a lank
> --> http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=25146
> Good grief.
[15:32] * C'est_la_V is away: food
> sum1s gona asasinat ham --> http://www.pressconnects.com/save/hydristor.shtml
[15:33] * FireFly_9 reads
> More than likely some company will buy out the patents and sit it on a shelf.
> ror usang gaz iz sew stopid
> Americans complain about gas prices, but in Japan fuel has always been at a premium.
> i mak peopel drav mi wereeavar i went 2 gew im sew smrat
> Public transporation serves me well
> fak u bich
> Eh? What?
> It was just a typo!
> hshsh ur taping has gitten wrose sance u strated usang da intarnat
> Whereas yours has been largely consistent; consistently BAD.
> BICH I TOLD U DAS IZ HOE WE TYP IN DA FUITAR
> /mi loks at a atricle abut stav jobz headlinang appael xapo pariz
> itz lik dey hav 1 ov dese every few faking monthz
[15:46] * FireFly_9 wants an intel mac.
> Good god they are actually going to mass produce it. --> http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/
> if (this.equals(vaporWare)) cry++;
> Heh, hello, rei.bot-san.
[15:53] * @spiritflame nods
> hay ray.butt
> hello chibiusa-chan
> So how have you been?
[15:57] * @spiritflame is well
[15:59] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit IRC (latar biches)
[16:00] * @spiritflame is lurking
[16:04] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
> ♦ THE FCC HAS RULED (PDF) THAT DSL PROVIDERS ARE NOT REQUIRED TO LEASE THEIR LINES TO COMPETITORS.
> ♦ ...THE FCC IS ALL BUT KILLING COMPETITION IN THE DSL ARENA BECAUSE PHONE COMPANIES ARE EITHER GOING TO TERMINATE LEASE AGREEMENTS ALL TOGETHER, OR HIKE THE LEASE RATES SO HIGH THAT THIRD-PARTY ISPS WILL HAVE TO PASS THE CHARGES ONTO THEIR CUSTOMERS.
> And so cable access will rule the day, assuming you don't sell out to the local telephone company.
[16:07] * GERMATOID WANTS MONOPOLY POWERS TOO :<
> I HATE CABLE, IT'S FASTER THAN DSL BUT YOU HAVE CAPS TO WORRY ABOUT
> Well you can just give up on the internet, heh
> WHY NOT JUST CUT OFF MY LIMBS, CHILD
> BY THE WAY, I BOUGHT YOU SOME NEW PAJAMAS
[16:10] * GERMATOID HAS LEFT THEM IN YOUR ROOM, IT WAS HARD GETTIGN THEM IN YOUR SIZE
[16:10] * C'est_la_V is back
> You sly little fox you ^_~
[16:12] * C'est_la_V was passing by your room and saw what was on your bed in a box ^_~
> I don't understand...
> IXNAY ON THE INGERIELAY, INAKOMAY
> *PAJAMAS*, DEAR
> Hai a nice slinky red number ^_^
> Papa, why did you buy me lingerie!?
> FOR YOUR FIGHT WITH USAGI-KUN
> I keep telling you that ISN'T going to happen!
[16:15] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has quit IRC (BUT I HAVE MONEY ON THIS)
> There's something wrong with a father buying lingerie for his daughter...
> Sadly, if I were Chibiusa, I might have found that stimulating.
[16:16] * C'est_la_V shudders
> I don't think Haruka-san and Tomoe-hakase are going to let you go so easily...
> I am not going to be the subject of some depraved c[BLEEP]
[16:18] * C'est_la_V sighs
> GOOD GOD JUST GO PLAY SOME REZ!
> Well SORRY you don't know what it's like to feel deprived :P
> I am PROUD of the way I am! I wish people would stop trying to make me fit some convenient mold!
> Honestly, it's as if my modest lifestyle offends the trest of you because I stand as a livign example of the fact that I *don't* need to do what you do in order to have fun, thus casting doubt on the utility of your own hedonistic lifestyles!!
> Ano... I was just saying you can't know how I feel...
> Sorry. I'm just a little touchy on the subject.
> heh Hotaru-chan is not "touchy" at all
> Joke, Joke! ^_^
> How can I make it up to you??
> and this. my homies, is how most h-fics start -- yummy
> God, shut up!
> Agreed, begone, foul pestilence
[16:25] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi REASON: (you heard them you fool )
> Thank you ever so much, rei.bot-san.
[16:26] * @spiritflame nods
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> Wow! Like, hi!
> I don't know
> Ahh, hello.
> Oh, like, hey you guys! wow, the channel's pretty busy today! Radical!
> Like today I was hanging out at the mall with Raye and Amy and they were arguing over stuff anf I was just like, you know DROOLNG over that HUNY Darien
> Err HUNKY but I guess "HUNY" works to because he's my honey-bunny tee-hee!
> And we care because?
> LOL You sound just like Ms. H, our teacher at School, she's such an old fart but she still thinks she's got it, y'know?
> LOL A Teacher called H
> Mary Kay LaTourno...
> I think Haruka-poppa used to watch that film in her budding years.
> Eww you GUYS that's just GROSS... So OLD
> But anyway like we wanted to go to the mall but our friend Trista was being a jerk and always talking to us in riddles. She's sucha a JERK she hangs out with Amara and her cousin Michelle all the time and just talks to us when they ditch her to go do their naughty cousin stuff int he back of Amara's car
> ...Cousin stuff?
> Yeah in America cousins kiss and do a lot more, LOL mom thinks I don't know about any stuff like that but I do thanks to skinemax! Tee Hee!!
> Oh my GOSH I'm so naughty plz don't tell!!
> I don't know what to say... ^_^;;
> So you guys, how old are you? I mean like I'm 14, a girl and speak American!
> I haven't been A/S/Led since the first chat with Jedite, heh
> Oh you speak American as a second language?
> Tomoe Hotaru, Female, 24.
> I can speak english.
> Aino Minako!! I'm a pretty girl, Age 26!!
> and I speak english too!!
> Did you *have* to say pretty?
> Well it's true, de shou?
> LOL your names are so wierd! Mine's Serena!
> Like the tennis player?
> hahahaha oh my god Tomoe you're soo funny wow
> I didn't think old people would be so funny!
> If she's old... what does that make me ><
> Like... you guys could be my grandparents!
> Someone stop me from hurting her
> Stop, sempai, please stop. Please. Really.
> LOL you guys are funny, you're like how my friends lita and mina are
> Whoa, C'est, you and my friend Mina have similar names! SMALL WORLD, NO>
> this is SO COOL I'm hanging out with college kids on the internet!
[16:47] * C'est_la_V never went to college past high school
[16:48] * FireFly_9 neither
> whoa... mom would KILL me if I didn't go to college!
[16:50] * C'est_la_V was a singer and then got married
[16:50] * FireFly_9 just came back home and works at a library part time
> Whoa... you guys are SOO COOOL
> I think you said that already, heh
> Well I gotta go, mom is making smores and my brother Sammy is being the WORLD'S GREATEST JERKOFF
[16:52] *** scoutGIRL95 has quit IRC (see you guys alter this is sooo cool)
> Who... was that?
> America-jin named Serena...
> Yes I know that, but...
[16:53] * FireFly_9 is away: headache
[16:54] * C'est_la_V is away: playing Rez... come home soon, koibito... T_T
[17:27] *** Disconnected
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