Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #842: “Proof of Liff”
#842: “Proof of Liff”


[20:12] *** Wed Jul 20 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[20:12] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[20:12] *** Topic is -= R.I.P. James Doohan [Scotty] =-

[20:17] <FireFly_9> "Congressional leaders from both parties have signed off on a proposal that will change daylight savings time in the United States as early as this year. All that is left is a signoff by President Bush. If the proposed solution becomes law, DST will be extended two months, from March to November.
[20:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God I'm glad I live in Japan so I don't have to put up with that s[BLEEP]t
[20:18] <// J_Daito //> Hah, you just get up late anyway what do you care
[20:18] <GERMATOID> POOR SCOTTY T_T
[00:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man he was a badass he got shot in WWII and lost a finger but his life was saved because the bullet that would have hit his heart his a cigarette case
[00:32] <// J_Daito //> So... his smoking habit ironicaly extended his life
[00:32] <Mdm_Maestro> .....................
[00:33] <Mdm_Maestro> Minako-san?
[00:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno if she's around, and what's with the -san?
[00:33] * Mdm_Maestro is being formal, dear
[00:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay...
[00:34] <Mdm_Maestro> I have a feeling that some of her old enemies may be on the move again...
[00:34] <@S.X. Aino> What, the school bell? XD
[00:34] <Mdm_Maestro> I just got some interesting "spam" electronic mail today.
[00:35] <Mdm_Maestro> It was from: saito@venusnetwoerk.cx
[00:35] <// J_Daito //> ......................
[00:35] <Mdm_Maestro> I see Jedite is thinking quickly these days.
[00:36] <// J_Daito //> "Saito" is _his_ favorite alias, which is RIDICULOUS BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS
[00:36] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, "Jed."
[00:36] <// J_Daito //> Silence, woman.
[00:36] <Mdm_Maestro> Don't be impertiment to your betters!
[00:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what's the mail about then?
[00:37] <Mdm_Maestro> It is an invitation for lonley men to select women of their particular liking and to meet them in a club called "make up love"
[00:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yare Yare...
[00:38] <// J_Daito //> If _he_ didn't have a thing for playing "spot the submarine" I'd assume he was looking for women
[00:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Well did he not have a fixation with Minako-chan? What if this is his plan to lure her into some kind of trap?
[00:38] <@S.X. Aino> Well first he'd need to learn how to spell "network" first XD
[00:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wonder what the hell is at that domain anyway
[00:39] <@S.X. Aino> Well from my understanding of this time period .cx's go to shots of a man's prolapsed rectum
[00:39] <GERMATOID> NO THAT'S JUST GOAT.SE
[00:40] * @S.X. Aino makes a note of that, proffy
[00:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That s[BLEEP]t is valid, damn --> http://venusnetwoerk.cx/
[00:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Why at stage of last year, not beginning the collection of the man member?"
[00:42] <@S.X. Aino> Eww sounds Bobbity
[00:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit i kollect da man membars
[00:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, stop playing with Babelfish ><
[00:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The founder, Tomita...
[00:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> After the American studying abroad returning home, duty to foreign owned enterprise
[00:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Gaijin infecting her with the internet dating bug
[00:43] <// J_Daito //> Oh right, like you don't have your "Club Sailor Moon"
[00:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hey why are you b[BLEEP]ching?
[00:44] * // J_Daito // IS GAIJIN, YOU MORON
[00:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but like I'm used to you and s[BLEEP]t
[00:44] * @S.X. Aino is also Gaijin ><
[00:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but like I'm used to you and s[BLEEP]t
[00:45] <@S.X. Aino> Xenophobia... I should mock it but my people tend to be that way as well...
[00:45] <@S.X. Aino> One of the reasons I like to work offworld.
[00:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Sakura you're not Gaijun you're Uchuujin or some s[BLEEP]t
[00:46] <@S.X. Aino> ...yays. ::rollseyes::
[00:46] <// J_Daito //> Well then isn't that catr as well since he comes from Mau?
[00:46] <// J_Daito //> ^cat
[00:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak i dnt car were ppl cum frum az lang as dey warshap mi
[00:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Very enlightened, dear.
[00:47] <// J_Daito //> Very not going to happen as well, runt. Hurry up and become black lady so we can mate
[00:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[00:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed... how can you think of that when you know what she looks like now...
[00:48] <// J_Daito //> I have a wonderfully selective memory
[00:49] * @S.X. Aino is listening to the Ghost in the Shell 2nd Gig OST 3 and it rocks!!
[00:49] <Mdm_Maestro> At any rate, lest we disgress, everyone, what about this new enemy?
[00:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who, Tomita? Miss "it is the introduction of Venus in BBS"?
[00:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, you know she has to be a front for Kunzite.
[00:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude the f[BLEEP]k should I know we didn't waste time with those small time s[BLEEP]tennou
[00:51] <// J_Daito //> EXCUSE ME?!
[00:51] <GERMATOID> THAT'S RIGHT YOU WENT AFTER THE BIG BOYS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[00:52] <// J_Daito //> Bah! This is the sort of harebrained thing Kunzite would do, he's always had a thing for the Venus senshi
[00:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So how come he's not dead?
[00:52] <// J_Daito //> Kunzite is like a c[BLEEP]kroach. No matter what you do to him he crawls back out of the sewer.
[00:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So dude if he came back would you take orders from him
[00:53] <// J_Daito //> Only if the order was "please stick some dynamite up my ass"
[00:53] <// J_Daito //> wait that sounds wrong
[00:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aAHAHAHAHAH
[00:54] <// J_Daito //> Damn it, too many of his late night games with Zosite.... the horrible sounds
[00:54] * // J_Daito // twitches
[00:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's J_Dynomite!
[00:54] <// J_Daito //> NOT. FUNNY.
[00:55] <// J_Daito //> But it gives me a small measure of joy to know he has to begin his mad scheme posing as a 24 year old woman.
[00:55] <Mdm_Maestro> ...............................
[00:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Sup Michi
[00:55] <Mdm_Maestro> My Aqua Mirror...
[00:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You still have that s[BLEEP]t?
[00:56] <Mdm_Maestro> OF COURSE I DO YOU CLOD
[00:56] <Mdm_Maestro> I gazed into it...
[00:56] <// J_Daito //> ..And saw your face. yes the horror we have to deal with every day.
[00:56] <Mdm_Maestro> Cretin! I saw Kunzite's life...
[00:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oH YEAH?
[00:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn caps
[00:57] <Mdm_Maestro> You know how we senshi reincarnated... after our deaths..
[00:57] * @S.X. Aino doesn't believe in the transmigration of souls
[00:57] <Mdm_Maestro> You would say that, _Shinguuji Sakura_.
[00:58] <@S.X. Aino> ....Keep your mirror off my soul.
[00:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah we reincarnated, so?
[00:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Well Jedite here survived by being frozen... he never died. Nephlite faked his death....
[00:58] * // J_Daito // listens
[00:59] <Mdm_Maestro> But Kunzite.... reincarnated.
[00:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay, so?
[00:59] <Mdm_Maestro> There is no rule that reincarnations have to follow the pattern of the prior lives... a rich man could be reborn as poor. A strong man, weak. A male...
[00:59] <// J_Daito //> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[01:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, HELL no.... XD
[01:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you tellin me
[01:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> KUNZITE *IS* TOMITA? ~
[01:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Indeed
[01:00] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHAH this stupid scheme must be how he plans to pay for the surgery to get that fixed
[01:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> krap weit ppl
[01:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> koanzite likd 2 dew tit wit man wen hi wuz aliv rite, sewe new if hez ban reeborn az a garl, maybi he wents 2 DEW tit wit mikakno...
[01:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That is so f[BLEEP]ked up it's almost plausible, s[BLEEP]t
[01:02] <// J_Daito //> .......diabolicsl
[01:02] <// J_Daito //> But at least I can sleep well in the cave not fearing the "OZ" scenario
[01:02] * Mdm_Maestro thinks we should keep an eye out for "Tomita"
[01:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL from one of their pages
[01:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I become 60 years old, but it makes introduce?
[01:04] <// J_Daito //> That's what Cialis is for
[01:04] <@S.X. Aino> that stuff makes you go bli~ind
[01:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Masako - Already immediately it is 30 years old. Managing the small company with the master, and 2 people it increases. At so and work place master and simultaneous. Everyday you grow tired. We want stimulus, also the person of the man other than the master would like to know, is. The mail waiting, it increases.
[01:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i went stamulust 2
[01:07] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou stop encouraging the spore
[01:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey this looks like a real business, why are they using a temp redirector like ath.cx?
[01:08] <@S.X. Aino> In Japan right now upstreams are insanely high to the tune of 2-300kb up, so they can host a decent site off their home machines.
[01:08] * GERMATOID HAS DUAL OC-3 B[BLEEP]CHES
[01:08] * @S.X. Aino has transtemporal SUPERSTRING Galacticnet :P
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> god it's bandwidth [BLEEP] measuring
[01:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up mr 2400 baud slowdem
[01:09] <@S.X. Aino> hahahah "slowdem"
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> ><
[01:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]king google DOSes his modem ahahahahah
[01:09] <// J_Daito //> shut up you fool
[01:11] <GERMATOID> RESEARCH FINDS THAT 87% OF INTERNET USERS ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH "PODCASTING" AND 91% HAVE NEVER HEARD OF "RSS". THE STUDY BY THE PEW INTERNET AND AMERICAN LIFE PROJECT ALSO FOUND THAT ONLY 3% OF USERS STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SPAM IS.
[01:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well Gee Spam has such good penetration even the Dork Kingdom uses it
[01:12] <// J_Daito //> Shut up Sailor Girl
[01:12] <// J_Daito //> Go sell me some cookies senshi woman
[01:12] <// J_Daito //> ... s cout
[01:13] <@S.X. Aino> jhahahah I put in a search and replace to banish the word "s cout" from the channel, so it autoreplaces it as senshi
[01:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> watz rss
[01:13] <GERMATOID> JUST A BAREBONES XML FEED THAT CAN LOAD HEADLINES AND SUMMARIES OF WEBPAGES TO A CLIENT SO YOU CAN SEE THEM AT A GLANCE
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As opposed to like, f[BLEEP]king visiting the site
[01:14] <// J_Daito //> it's good for mobile phones, you can charge a nickel for each headline hahah
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> jed your damn mobile phone is the size of a brick
[01:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it won't just give YOU cancer it will irradiate TOKYO
[01:15] <// J_Daito //> shut up the battery lasts like three WEEKS
[01:16] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[01:16] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Crwn_FruT_Gamer
[01:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo mo
[01:17] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hey I surf the web using this cool site callied blingo, it uses google for searching but it awards you a prize
[01:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What kind of prize?
[01:17] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> well if ti picks you you can win anything from a movie ticket to an ipod
[01:18] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer won a movie ticket
[01:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> And if your friend signs up under you, if either of you wins your friend wins too
[01:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> sounds like a scam
[01:18] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer won a movie ticket
[01:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do you have the ticket yet?
[01:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> not yet
[01:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> When you get it then shill this s[BLEEP]t otherwise don't
[01:19] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> fine when I get it I'm gonna scan it and prove it
[01:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You do that
[01:20] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Man you're cynical nowadays, Haruka-kun.
[01:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn straight
[01:20] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer [monotavern.crown.co.jp] has quit IRC (and to think I.... T_T)
[01:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He what?
[01:20] <// J_Daito //> You are so dense, Ten'ou
[01:20] <// J_Daito //> so very dense
[01:20] *** Disconnected
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XD Now Kunzite can dress as Sailor Moon to try to beat the senshi.

I was never really that big a fan of Star Treck, but I am sorry for the loss of Scotty. Kinda sad that even in death most refer to call him that. My condolences to all who miss him, family- friends- and fans alike.

And do I detect a plot that Motoki has a thing for Haruka? XD

Moonstar • 07/22/05 12:25pm

F[BLEEP]ing LMAO @ Kunzite XD

Agreed, SaturnGrl, Scotty was the man.

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 07/22/05 08:03am

And to think he... was going to invite Haruka on a movie date! Doesn't he know she's engaged?

Bogey • 07/21/05 10:57pm

it is tragic, the loss of our beloved Trekie Scotty. "Beam me up Scotty, one last time."
all good things must come to an end and sadly that includes our mortal shells of life.

so...Kunzite is a woman now? XD does that mean that he's gonna be Zoisite's bitch now?

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 07/21/05 09:42am

poor sakura is all i have to say

なこなこ [e-mail] • 07/21/05 12:26am



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