#820: “For a princely sum”

[09:19] *** Fri Jun 03 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[09:19] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[09:20] * C'est_la_V is back and happily digging through X-chan's backlog of emails ♡
[09:20] <FireFly_9> Sempai, what about privacy?
[09:20] <C'est_la_V> Marriage makes everything we own joint property, right? That includes E-Mail
[09:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ............
[09:21] <FireFly_9> What if Xadium-san was to read your mail?
[09:21] <C'est_la_V> I'd yell at him a lot :P
[09:21] <// J_Daito //> Ahh the double standard of marriage, got to love it
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[09:22] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (I'm f[BLEEP]king engaged s[BLEEP]t I need to clean out inbox)
[09:22] <C'est_la_V> Oro? What's this?
[09:22] * C'est_la_V found something in X-chan's mail
[09:23] <C'est_la_V> ♦ ATTN: HONORABLE CONTRACTOR,
[09:23] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the shipment of your contract sum, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left Nigeria to London via your Country today by Express Cargo Flight.
[09:23] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manage to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00. On no account should you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal.
[09:23] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Best Regards,
[09:24] <C'est_la_V> ♦ Hon.Dr.Adeniji Olu.
[09:24] <C'est_la_V> ♦ MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS.
[09:24] <FireFly_9> Those Nigerians certainly have an excellent command of Engrish.
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> I was Minister of Foreign Affairs for the Earth Kingdom for a week or so before we had the night of the long knives. I had affairs with all the foreign ladies.
[09:25] <C'est_la_V> Why is X-chan importing 220kg of money?
[09:27] <// J_Daito //> Because you bleed him dry, Aino. Becuase you bleed him dry. And now he must sell his soul to the renmants of the Nigerian social elite in order to keep you in hairbows and low-cut silk dresses.
[09:27] <C'est_la_V> urusai
[09:27] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (smart people don't marry. smart people shack up and write it off on their taxes as a business expense)
[09:28] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, that mail is just spam.
[09:28] <C'est_la_V> So any word on the wedding for Haruka-san and Michiru-san?
[09:29] <FireFly_9> Well given the wonderful example you're setting, I'm willing to bet it's just been delayed a few weeks for evidence elimination.
[09:29] <C'est_la_V> ehehehe ^_^;;

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