Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #818: “This Mortal Life”
#818: “This Mortal Life”

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Topic is -= So very bitter =-

[23:42] <// J_Daito //> [BLEEP] dammit working is hell
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> how the hell do you fools tolerate this nonsense on a daily basis
[23:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude you have a job why
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> hah unlike some people I can't waste my time leeching the funds off my blue-haired money tree
[23:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you didn't need material s[BLEEP]t
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> I'm not rei.bot you ass I live in a f[BLEEP]king cave
[23:43] <// J_Daito //> I have needs
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> and so I goit this damn job in the legal profession
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah you a lawyer why
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> i want to rise to the rank of arch politican and conquer america from the inside otu
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> moron
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> Bah, I would normally argue but it's true I f[BLEEP]ked up
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> I have no damn life
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> On call 24/7, people calling me up telling me OH BY THE WAY TOMORROW YOU NEED TO GO TO COURT
[23:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah why do you put up with it
[23:45] <// J_Daito //> because I can't surf 4chan reliably in text mode
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshsh azzhoal u shuld mak a bok lik mi an profat
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> you have a book spore?
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya itz kalled kogals inkorporated
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> Kogals incorporated?
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah it's all about the compensated dating scene
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> hmm how many copies have you sold?
[23:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> 2
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Only 2?
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da seene iz fall of hatarz men.
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dey sed i shuld gav da sit awey 4 fre on mai webcum
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Didn't you used to give it away for free?
[23:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new nat dis sit dis sit iz spechul
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> yes well, welcome to the hell of unanticipated crap.
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> i heard that law types made ton of money, instead I'm on call like some damn ER doctor
[23:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dew u mak kash
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> no, because I have to start as some kind of damn intern, they get paid in handshakes
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol why not hypnotize them with your dark general powers
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> they're lawyers they don't think like you or I
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> jedite mind tricks don't work on them
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahah you need to marry some rich chick
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> I've seen what Kaioh puts you through, forget it
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude there are payoffs, I do love her
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> did you love her or her money first
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> her, the cash was a bonus
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> then shut up ass you know nothing of seduction for cash, you're just trying to sound like a cool gigolo
[23:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs geydita gat u bich
[23:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit stop deflating my pimp points
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou this STINKS. I'm a SALARYMAN. SALARAYMAN JEDITE
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> God I'm not even that because lawyers work on billable hours
[23:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What;s a billable hour
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> How much work you actually do, so like If I sit on my backside all day and only do three hours of filling out paperwork I get to bill for 3 hours.
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> So therefore even though the wage SOUNDS good, you end up making burgerflipper cash because you only get like 1-2 hours a day
[23:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> plus you're on call
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> yes it's CRAP
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> DO NOT BELIEVE THE TELEVISION IT LIES TO YOU
[23:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i jast dayet oldar mens n knack dem ot wi ckloroform and steel dere kash
[23:54] <// J_Daito //> I almost wish I had your job, spore
[23:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> why don't you quit and find something else
[23:54] <// J_Daito //> because I put a down payment on a new suite of furniture for the cave from IKEA and I need to pay it back
[23:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man, you paying for s[BLEEP]t what the f[BLEEP]kl
[23:55] <// J_Daito //> because if I go into politics I'll need a real background and crap, and credit checks so I have to start from the bottom and look like an all american boy
[23:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this is japan
[23:55] <// J_Daito //> Yes but I'm invading America in 2008.
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> So I need to get my credit in order, build a big house, get a sexy wife and 2.5 kidlings
[23:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ho da sit suld mari u bich
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> Who said anything about marry? I'm sure a woman could be convinced to play my wife for the right compensation
[23:56] <// J_Daito //> and Mr. maxx power compensates extremely well
[23:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww dats grass
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> You weren't saying it that nigth when you were black lady ^_~
[23:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt ramambar wat da fack ur tlkaing abut
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> That is an issue for another time however
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> I have to go sleep so I can whore myself out to the MAN for a pittance
[23:58] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (I have a f[BLEEP]king bedtime now ><)
[23:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshs geydit hazx a badtime
[23:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol welcome to the hell of being a working stiff
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I have new dragonball. Dragonball gt has another part to it created by Akira Toriyama that is more than 500 episodes long. Also, there is a 4th dragonball series called "Dragonball Z Ultimate". it is still being made and is at the ssj9 goku saga. ssj9 will be the last form and is fighting this guy named juu who has 7 forms, and cell who absorded people in hell and is as strong as a ssj8 now. goku, vegita, gohan, and trunks make it to ssj8, leaving goten, goku jr. and vegita jr on ssj4. All the Dragonball rights were bought back by Akira Toriyama in 1997 after the first 64 dbgt episodes were done by Toei, then continued at Bird Studios til this day. The second part of dbgt ended in 2000, and z ultimate was made in 2000, and still being made.

vincent gomez [e-mail] • 12/30/05 01:52am

Welcome to my world Jedite, though unlike you I'm not a lawyer or interm. The pay sucks, the job isn't all that it's cracked up to be. However as already stated, we've all got to start somewhere... But you're getting screwed. At least that one guy on Euro Trip who was an interm was getting paid.

I do enjoy the irony of the situation however.

Jupiter Knight • 06/01/05 02:47am

he has gotten into the bar; this is what happens afterwards...
and everyone has to start somewhere... ><

rei.bot • 05/31/05 05:08pm

Why doesn't Jedite just use his "Jedite Mind Trick" to obtain a law degree and cheat on the Bar Exam? Or take over the Cochrane Firm? Or become a professional hitman? But an INTERN?! That's just insulting.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 05/31/05 04:46pm

Well lawyers have always had a rep for being "evil". I don't think it's ever been as true as here though XD

Haak [e-mail] • 05/31/05 04:20pm

And everyone tells me that I should be a lawyer...wooow XD

Indigo [e-mail] • 05/31/05 03:39pm

ha! good old dark general has demoted himself into the employment of the ideal stereotypical japanese pervert! da SALARYMAN! XD

beware you dark young sadistic girls of America! for the SALARYMAN's coming to invade! 2008!!! O_O

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 05/31/05 12:42pm

Just plain funny XD

Jedite working... talk about living the dream (me, not him, of course :P )

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 05/31/05 10:09am

Wow... I actually feel sorry for Jedite.

*Goes to examine his emotion subroutines for corruption.*

Kryten 2X4B 523P [e-mail] • 05/31/05 12:16am

hail jedite!

wandering dalek [e-mail] • 05/31/05 12:10am

XD Oh, it would be funnier if I didn't know the truth of it.

Moonstar • 05/31/05 12:02am



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