Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #808: “Sub.Sen saves ur screen”
#808: “Sub.Sen saves ur screen”

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Topic is -= Giving idiots more publicity than they deserve since 2k2 =-

[07:42] <// J_Daito //> But after that the scent of fish always brought back bad memories
[07:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> poor traumatized ba[BLEEP]rd, someone should have warned him
[07:42] <// J_Daito //> They should have perfumes to fix that
[07:43] <=^catablanca^=> The internet is really messed up
[07:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're just figuring this out, Arty?
[07:43] <=^catablanca^=> I was looking for a screensaver that would play AVI video files
[07:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why
[07:44] <=^catablanca^=> because then I could have it cycle through anime on the desktop instead of flying toasters and stuff
[07:45] <// J_Daito //> Who would want to have anything but Flying Toasters? My computer is AMAZING with flying toasters
[07:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your computer is a f[BLEEP]king doorstop, ok. It's over 10 years old
[07:46] <=^catablanca^=> Anyway it looks like now anytime you want a program and go to google and type in search terms you get these long lists of identical links that are just set up to get someone hits
[07:47] <FireFly_9> Such is the way of things on the internet, Artemis.
[07:47] <=^catablanca^=> Maybe, but I mean this was nuts what I found.
[07:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> example!
[07:49] <=^catablanca^=> Skull and Bones 3D Screensaver 1.0
[07:49] <// J_Daito //> So
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so
[07:50] <=^catablanca^=> Guard your desktop with this awesome screen saver. Bet you have never seen such lovely skull on your screen.
[07:50] <// J_Daito //> I think the idea of a skull on a screen is awesome
[07:50] <FireFly_9> So would most eight-year olds :P
[07:50] <=^catablanca^=> You will see rotating skull and crossbones - the symbol of real threat.
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Mess with the best, die like the rest?"
[07:51] <// J_Daito //> Because the first thing I want to see on my screen is the SYMBOL OF REAL THREAT
[07:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Suburban Senshi: The Symbol of Real Threat
[07:52] <=^catablanca^=> Molten metal effects and cool sunglasses combine perfectly with sinister background.
[07:52] <FireFly_9> Is this a screensaver, or the T-1000?
[07:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or the T-1000 screensaver?
[07:53] <GERMATOID> BECAUSE MOLTEN METAL AND SUNGLASSES ARE A PERFECT COMBINATION WHEN THEY MELT INTO GOO! MUAHAHAHAHA
[07:53] <=^catablanca^=> Impressive 3D graphics along with tense urban sound effects will really amaze you.
[07:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k is a "tense urban sound effect?"
[07:54] <FireFly_9> Drunkards cursing each other in the street and stabbing each other with knives?
[07:54] <// J_Daito //> The sound of drive-bys perforating weed dealers?
[07:55] <=^catablanca^=> . Download this screen saver now - it not only saves your screen, but also the entire computer.
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Saves the entire computer from ever being thought of as cool in any damn way. Ever.
[07:55] <=^catablanca^=> Oh it gets worse, guys.
[07:56] <=^catablanca^=> The EleFun Company released Fireplace - a new product in the Animated Desktop Screensavers series
[07:56] <FireFly_9> What's so wrong with that?
[07:56] <=^catablanca^=> ...When launched, it will take you to a room with a fireplace.
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So it moves you, body and soul?
[07:57] <=^catablanca^=> Imagine that you are sitting in a rocking-chair near the fireplace, and the room is scantily lit only by the burning firewood.
[07:57] <FireFly_9> "Scantily lit?"
[07:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uh-oh, Dr. X when he gets back should never run this on his computer because then dorks like Dark Knight will leave comments that the room's lighting system is too underdressed
[07:59] <GERMATOID> AHH, SCREENSAVERS THAT SIMULATE THE SLOW BUILDUP OF POISONOUS CARBON MONOXIDE FUMES IN THE HOME
[07:59] <=^catablanca^=> Free large Breast Women Screensaver V1.01
[08:00] <FireFly_9> How titilating. (rolls eyes)
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like they distilled the desire of every 14-year old male on the net
[08:00] <=^catablanca^=> This screensaver shows images of very seductive women.
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> i.e. the kind you'll never get paid attention by so you better download this software
[08:01] <=^catablanca^=> It's asiatic , large natural breast,pretty women.
[08:01] <// J_Daito //> I smell a slight oxymoron somewhere.
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude that's a f[BLEEP]king stereotype
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> Prove me wrong
[08:02] <// J_Daito //> I demand you prove me wrong right now with photographic evidence DCCed to me imemdiately
[08:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- DCCs you pics of her with her shirt off
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> BY METALLIA I AM BLIND
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k people think I'm hot
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> TO ME you are a bishounen MALE
[08:03] <// J_Daito //> Who now looks like he has enormous MAN TEATS
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ><
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> Like that FREAK from Cowboy Bebop
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> G[BLEEP]d dammit
[08:04] <=^catablanca^=> Very beautiful and exotic girls at bikini, lingerie and without it on your monitor.
[08:05] <FireFly_9> So are they nude or in business suits? The Wording is vague
[08:05] * H3LLi05 goes to downlad this s[BLEEP]t!
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't download in your pants, moron
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> When I saw your picture I downloaded in my SHORTS YOU IDIOT
[08:06] <=^catablanca^=> The photo collection of sexy women as slideshow. You'll see professional striptease models... Melody from '9 1/2 weeks' movie will plays in background.
[08:07] <FireFly_9> Artemis you do realize when rei.bot posts this log to the front page we're going to get hits from idiots seeking this kind of prurient material
[08:07] <=^catablanca^=> THERE'S NO PR0N HERE PEOPLE, JUST CONTINUITY PR0N
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Eamon Screensaver 1.0
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> What's an Eamon?
[08:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A pokemon shaped like an Ear?
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Would you like to have Eamon on your computer desktop as a screensaver?
[08:08] <// J_Daito //> THE HELL IS AN EAMON
[08:08] <=^catablanca^=> Then this cool Eamon screensaver is for you! It features many pictures of Eamon Doyle and his music.
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Yes, "pictures" of his music.
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As useless as JPGs to Helen Keller
[08:09] <=^catablanca^=> You can use it to customize your computer and make your PC look a lot cooler at home, work or even school!
[08:10] <FireFly_9> And then you get suspended for abuse of the school computer network.
[08:10] <=^catablanca^=> John Kerry Screensaver 1.0
[08:11] * // J_Daito // coughs
[08:11] <=^catablanca^=> You may know John Kerry and John Edwards as people who can and will do what it takes to keep america safe from harm. For that reason we should support him. To show support we have created a John Kerry screensaver to remind us of what John Kerry and John Edwards are trying to do. This is a John Kerry screensaver download, so be sure and tell your friends to stop on by and download this free john kerry screensaver.
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay that's thus s[BLEEP]tty keyword spamming
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> I know nothing about this I swear
[08:12] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> I had no hand in the internet front of the operation
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> I did not hire moldavian midgets to spam the internet when I ran for power
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL dumbass
[08:14] * =^catablanca^= hits page 2
[08:14] <=^catablanca^=> What happen if we mix the eyes of Britney Spears, the nose of Shakira, the mouth of Michelle Pfeiffer?
[08:15] <GERMATOID> THAT IS ONE GENETIC EXPERIEMENT EVEN I WON'T TOUCH, KIDS
[08:15] <FireFly_9> Gah, you'd get Jennifer Lopez or something.
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> Do you even know who Jennifer Lopez *is*, Tomoe?
[08:16] <FireFly_9> I've heard the name mentioned on occassion
[08:16] * =^catablanca^= scrolls down
[08:16] <=^catablanca^=> This 100% free screensaver contain Several Photos for a Beautiful Long Haired Woman get posed In Lingerie.
[08:17] <// J_Daito //> So it's a collection of Xadium's later Aino art, then
[08:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah Minako-chan is plain compared to the likes of me
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> Since when have you given a s[BLEEP]t about being seen as a desireable woman?
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't, I just like the girls drooling over my bishie looks
[08:18] <// J_Daito //> A girl as the ultimate pretty boy, that works e
[08:18] * =^catablanca^= misses Mina, she was his best friend
[08:19] * FireFly_9 will be your friend, Artemis
[08:19] <GERMATOID> LIKE IN THE DOUJINSHI?
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[08:19] <=^catablanca^=> anyway moving on
[08:21] * =^catablanca^= hits the next page
[08:21] <=^catablanca^=> Star men are desired men on your desktop!
[08:21] <// J_Daito //> God don't tell me those hermaphrodite senshi are back
[08:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How would you know, you never saw them
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> I've seen their concert videos.
[08:22] <// J_Daito //> They make you look normal, Ten'ou
[08:23] * =^catablanca^= decides not to mention the pretzel game for fear of attracting the MAN to the site because of spoofed keywords
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what, we don't get a link to the site either?
[08:24] <=^catablanca^=> - Do you really want one -
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Well how do we know the site is real and you're just not being a sicko at our expense
[08:25] <=^catablanca^=> --> Here's the link :P
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Hay bichez im aff 2 skoal new
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz waring a fashnit tap dat lats har blick bra sew thru
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, chibi
[08:28] <FireFly_9> Gah, are you letting Setsuna-momma design your clothes again? Her "Manga" line was always ridiculously risque.
[08:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> si mey b a stik in da mod bat si news hoe 2 gat guis 2 lok at har
[08:29] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (2day i gat a gui 2 b mai slav an hi wil dew main homwark 4 mi 4 da tarm)
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> I give her credit, she knows what she wants and how to get it
[08:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude. That's respect you're giving. To THE SPORE
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> Have you noticed how SMART she is when she's not oversexed?
[08:31] <FireFly_9> This is true.... but is this new intelligence something we wish to actively cultivate?
[08:31] <GERMATOID> SPORE, CULTIVATE, BACTERIA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
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Y'know, the Spore really is smart. That is scarier than all the other s[BLEEP]t she's done combined...

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 05/06/05 02:27pm

Shaldra - We *ALL* have sick, twisted minds here. It's, like, a prerequisite for this place.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 05/05/05 06:24pm

That is WAY to funny. XD
And now you all think I have a sick, twisted mind... well I do. I come here, after all.

Shaldra Darkness • 05/05/05 04:38pm

Poor Arty. He does need a friend.

/me knows a thing or two about screensavers... Let's see if I can find some time...

Fashionable Feline [e-mail] • 05/05/05 12:08pm

Arrg. >_< That title made me think that you had made a Suburban Senshi screensaver. I would've downloaded it if you had. :P

starcat • 05/05/05 07:56am



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