Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #796: “Budokai fight 8: Motoki vs. Jedite”
#796: “Budokai fight 8: Motoki vs. Jedite”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Someone needs to tell Motoki the 80's are over =-

[07:09] <// J_Daito //> So then I simply gnawed at it until it's throat split
[07:09] *** FireFly_9 [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:09] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[07:09] * FireFly_9 is giddy
[07:09] <// J_Daito //> Goth no Senshi giddy? What, did they let Hayase Shun out of jail?
[07:10] <FireFly_9> The Oxyrhynchus Papyri! They deciphered them!
[07:10] <// J_Daito //> The what.
[07:10] <S.X. Aino> I was there when they got thrown out by accident
[07:11] <// J_Daito //> Oh it's the defrocked child-killer no Senshi.
[07:11] <FireFly_9> Jedite!
[07:11] <S.X. Aino> I deserved that.
[07:12] <FireFly_9> The Oxyrhynchus Papyri were a treasure trove of ancient papyris documents containing classical works from Sophocles, Euripides, Hesiod and other literary giants of the ancient world, many of which have been lost to history.
[07:12] <FireFly_9> The whole literary canon of the ancient world is about to rapidly expand!
[07:13] <// J_Daito //> Unlike Mr. Maxx power, who isn't feeling it.
[07:14] <FireFly_9> It's going to be a second renaissance! There could be a 20 percent increase in the number of great Greek and Roman works in existence!
[07:14] * S.X. Aino smiles a bit; always thought Sophocles was a bit OTT herself
[07:15] <// J_Daito //> Don't you have the forces of life and death to tamper with
[07:15] <FireFly_9> My father does the same and you don't harass him.
[07:16] <// J_Daito //> Souichi doesn't *care* therefore it is no fun to harass him. He just goes MUAHAHAHA and walks off or something.
[07:16] *** S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC
[07:16] <FireFly_9> We all make mistakes, Jedite.
[07:17] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:17] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[07:17] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @Dr_Xadium
[07:18] <@Dr_Xadium> Hallo everyone
[07:18] <FireFly_9> Hello, Xadium-san.
[07:18] <// J_Daito //> Xadium: It's 7 AM: Do you know where your child-killing daughter is?
[07:19] *** @Dr_Xadium has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi REASON: (Not funny.)
[07:19] <FireFly_9> How is Sakura-chan?
[07:19] * @Dr_Xadium sighs
[07:19] <@Dr_Xadium> The light is gone from her eyes. I expect it will take a long time for her to overcome her mistake.
[07:20] * FireFly_9 nods.
[07:20] <FireFly_9> Sempai still doesn't know?
[07:20] <@Dr_Xadium> No, I kept her distracted by massively updating the image gallery with over 45 new images.
[07:20] <FireFly_9> _
[07:21] <@Dr_Xadium> What's that for?
[07:21] <FireFly_9> You know... there are more of us here than just sempai. I understand your... attachment to her, but honestly.
[07:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Hotaru-- what Tiger's Eye (or was it Hawk's Eye) said to once as a lie I say in honesty-- she inspires me to create. She's my muse.
[07:22] <FireFly_9> IIRC that was a pick-up line used to try to get her to model nude _
[07:22] <@Dr_Xadium> I did not mean it in that context you know :P
[07:23] * FireFly_9 notes you've done approximately 5 nudes of her :P
[07:23] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[07:23] <@Dr_Xadium> At any rate...
[07:24] <@Dr_Xadium> I also updated the episodes page a bit, and an still working slowly on the world guide.
[07:29] <FireFly_9> Yes, well, I think I shall join the clamouring hoardes and demand equal representation from this time forward.
[07:29] <@Dr_Xadium> No disrespect intended, but you're hardly my muse :P
[07:29] <FireFly_9> Hah, nor should I want to be.
[07:31] * FireFly_9 observes the budokai brackets.
[07:31] <FireFly_9> We are extremely dilatory in our matches.
[07:31] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes. ><
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[07:34] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[07:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahh, finally got back online :P
[07:34] <// J_Daito //> Really, you're so touchy when it comes to the matter of family, Time Lord :P
DCC Chat Session
Client: C'est_la_V
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> Kami-sama, Motoki-oniisan is deep-breathing in my phone again ><
[07:35] <FireFly_9> Hah! Perfect!
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> No it's not, X-chan is on the other computer, if he finds out he's going to do something stupid to him!!
[07:36] <FireFly_9> Sempai, I have the solution-- tell him to get in #suburbansenshi right now
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> Eh!?
[07:36] <FireFly_9> Trust me ^_^
[07:37] * C'est_la_V does so
[07:37] <C'est_la_V> he'll be joining soon
[07:37] *** Crwn_FruT_Gamer is on IRC
[07:38] <FireFly_9> And there he is, heh
[07:39] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Hotaru-chan... you're Sakura-chan's best friend, right?
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Well, she treats me like an older sister, which is odd. But yes, I think so.
[07:39] <C'est_la_V> Is something wrong with her?? She looks so sad these days and X-chan won't tell me anything. I think he knows.
[07:40] <FireFly_9> Sempai, she'll be all right. There are just things she has to work out for herself.
[07:40] <C'est_la_V> I wish she would come to me...
[07:41] <FireFly_9> Sakura-chan, for all her age and knowledge still looks up to you like a child does her all-wise parent. I think she fears dissappointing you.
[07:42] <C'est_la_V> I just looked at my mom like she was an annoyance XD
[07:42] * FireFly_9 hardly knew her mother
[07:42] * C'est_la_V hugs Hotaru-chan
[07:42] <FireFly_9> It's all right. Oh, look, Motoki is getting in trouble now, heh
[07:43] <C'est_la_V> let me join the channel ttyl
DCC Session Closed

[07:44] <// J_Daito //> Yes you turtle-loving freak of nature
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[07:44] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[07:44] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[07:44] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Turtles are wonderful creatures! Don't mock them!
[07:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Hi Mina :)
[07:45] * C'est_la_V glomps X-chan
[07:45] <// J_Daito //> I'll mock what I like. Get ready for battle, or else I'm going down to Crown and making Turtle soup out of your wife Kamekichi.
[07:46] * @Dr_Xadium kisses Minako
[07:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Just saying "good morning" to the wife :P
[07:47] <C'est_la_V> LOL remember one time when that turned into "Good Afternoon" before we knew it heh??
[07:47] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[07:47] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer is now known as Turtle_Power
[07:48] <// J_Daito //> Turtle.... power?
[07:48] * Turtle_Power is a hero in a half-shell!
[07:48] <FireFly_9> Sempai, Xadium-san, please take it to DCC :P
[07:48] <@spiritflame> agreed, fight on
[07:50] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // doesn't wait for the turtle lover to get ready, just ZWEEs in front of him Dragonball Z style and smashes his fist into the boy's face (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 7 count!)
[07:51] * Turtle_Power goes flying across the living room and smashing into the wall, barely saved from cracking his head open by his ninja turtle motorcycle helmet
[07:51] <@spiritflame> 1
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[07:51] <FireFly_9> Isn't someone going to announce?
[07:52] <@spiritflame> 6
[07:52] * C'est_la_V is too busy with tonsil hockey
[07:52] <@spiritflame> 7
[07:52] <FireFly_9> ugh
[07:53] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Jedite vs. Motoki, fight ends 8:20`
[07:53] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power gets back up and pulls out Michaelangelo's Nun-chucks and spins them around, whacking Jed in the head (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 8 count!)
[07:54] * // J_Daito // is clocked in the skull and goes down, ichor streaming from the wound in his scalp
[07:54] <@spiritflame> 1
[07:54] <Turtle_Power> COWABUNGA
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[07:55] <@spiritflame> 7
[07:55] <@spiritflame> 8
[07:55] * // J_Daito // gets up, eyes glowing black
[07:56] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // creates a black crystal spear and charges Turtle boy, aiming to impale him in his soft underbelly (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[07:57] * Turtle_Power is stabbed in the gut and goes back, mouth open and closing soudnlessly, bleeding and clutching the spear
[07:57] * // J_Daito // YANKS the spear out
[07:57] * Turtle_Power screams in agony
[07:58] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power pulls out a sai from his ninja belt and hurls it at jedite's eye (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[07:58] * // J_Daito // is STABBED IN THE EYE and staggers back
[07:58] <@spiritflame> score: 3 - 2 advantage jedite
[07:59] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // pulls out the sai and licks off his own blood from it, smirking. Charges it with dark ki and hurls it back into Turtle-boi's eye (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[08:00] * Turtle_Power takes the sai in the eye and almost into the brain, bleeding like crazy from his head and his gut!!
[08:00] <@spiritflame> 5 -2 jedite
[08:01] <FireFly_9> They're killing each other! Isn't this too much!?
[08:01] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power pulls out Leonardo's Katana and swings it at Jedite to chop off his ARM (DEFLECTED!!)
[08:02] * // J_Daito // blocks the stainless steel blade with his ARM, shattering the cheap metal weapon
[08:02] <FireFly_9> Xadium-san?!
[08:02] * @Dr_Xadium is away: took it to DCC, leave me alone ♡
[08:02] <FireFly_9> Good grief.
[08:04] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // grabs the piece of shattewred blade and slowly SLICES open Motoki's chest with it (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[08:04] <@spiritflame> 6-2 jedite
[08:05] * Turtle_Power doesn't even know how the hell to react to that
[08:05] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power cries out to gamera for help (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[08:06] <Turtle_Power> n.... no...
[08:06] * // J_Daito // stalks up to Motoki taking his sweet time now
[08:07] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // picks up Motoki by the neck, then slowly pushes his hand into the gaping chest wound and pulls out some of his intestines so the boy can see them (A HIT!!)
[08:07] <FireFly_9> Jedite, you're going too far!
[08:07] <@spiritflame> 7-2 jedite
[08:08] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // shoves the intestines back in and pours salt into the wound (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[08:08] <@spiritflame> 9-2 jedite
[08:08] * Turtle_Power screams so much his thorat goes hoarse
[08:09] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power cries out again to gamera (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[08:09] <// J_Daito //> Oh this is just too rich.
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Jedite don't kill him. This is a game.
[08:10] <// J_Daito //> I just was softening him up for this
[08:10] * // J_Daito // pulls out a picture of Aino and Xadium making out with aino photoshopped to look like Reika
[08:10] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // see above (DENIED!)
[08:10] <Turtle_Power> Reika would never cheat on me with a geek like that!
[08:11] <// J_Daito //> Tch.
[08:11] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // just does what he does bests and hauls off a punch to motoki's head (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[08:11] <@spiritflame> 10-2 jedite
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> Your accidental hentai fighting style can;'t work when your opponent isn't a woman I see :P
[08:13] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power pulls himself to his feet and KISSES Jedite to shock him, then IMPALES him with Leonardo's other sword (A HIT!!)
[08:13] * // J_Daito // was more hurt by the man-kiss!
[08:13] <@spiritflame> 10-3 jedite
[08:13] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // pulls himslef close along the blade and just headbutts motoki (A MISS!)
[08:14] * Turtle_Power leaned sideways
[08:14] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power yanks out the sword and swing it around, butting off Jedite's right arm (A MISS!)
[08:15] * // J_Daito // dodges that childish attack easily
[08:15] <// J_Daito //> This isn't star wars, boy.
[08:15] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // opens his mouth and sends out a huge ki blast which smashes into Motoki's chest (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[08:15] <@spiritflame> 12-3 jedite
[08:16] * Turtle_Power drops again, blind in one eye, the guts hanging out of his bloody chest, and burn marks all over his chest
[08:16] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power GAMERA COME ON PLEASE SAVE ME (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 5 count!)
[08:16] * // J_Daito // is shot in the back by GAMERA
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[08:17] * // J_Daito // leaps up
[08:17] <@spiritflame> 12-4 jedite
[08:18] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // COOKS GAMERA IN FRONT OF HIS FAN (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 9 count!)
[08:18] * Turtle_Power almost has a heart attack and drops
[08:18] <@spiritflame> 1
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[08:19] /// Battle Mode: Turtle_Power last second desparation punch (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[08:19] * // J_Daito // licks his lips
[08:19] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // kicks him while he;'s down (BLOCKED!!)
[08:20] * Turtle_Power valiantly blocks
[08:20] <@spiritflame> fight over
[08:20] * FireFly_9 rushes to Motoki and feeds him a Senzu bean and heals him with her own power
[08:20] <// J_Daito //> What don't I get any?
[08:21] <@spiritflame> the victor, Jedite by 13 -5
[08:21] <FireFly_9> No.
[08:22] * // J_Daito // uses Dark Healing on himself and walks off amused.
DCC Chat Session
Client: FireFly_9
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[08:22] <FireFly_9> That was beyond brutal.
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> Mmm right there
[08:22] <FireFly_9> ?
[08:22] <C'est_la_V> Gomen wrong window ^_^;;
[08:23] <FireFly_9> _
DCC Session Closed

[08:23] *** Turtle_Power [] has quit IRC (broken pipe)
[08:23] <FireFly_9> .......... men!
[08:24] *** FireFly_9 [] has quit IRC (Gah!)
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• 11/15/12 02:16pm

Wikipedia? Come again?

Dr. X • 04/18/05 04:56pm

*cough* wikipedia *cough*

Random Bystander • 04/17/05 06:09pm

Man, Motoki stabbed Jedite in the /eye/ at one point. Consider the power difference, then tell me that's not damn impressive.

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 04/17/05 04:46pm

Gruesome. Jedite is a true artist of pain. Motoki is just turtle-fodder.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/17/05 03:31pm

Flawless Victory!

Duo • 04/17/05 02:45pm

Oh poo. Kousagi wanted Motoki to win...

But Kousagi congratulates Jedite sama anyway! ^_^

Kousagi • 04/17/05 02:44pm

That was just far too amusing...

Go Jedite!

Sheikm [e-mail] • 04/17/05 10:31am

Wow.....Motoki just gave the term "Getting wasted" a whole new meaning. I've never seen such a slaughter. Good man, Jed. Way to make some turtle soup! >:)

Knight Nephrite [e-mail] • 04/17/05 09:12am

Alright Jed, I'll admit that was impressive. Then again you were fighting Motoki. XD;

RIP Gamera.

Haak [e-mail] • 04/17/05 08:41am

Wow, Motoki was actually taking it to Jedite for a while there. Even though he lost, that's a damn good achievement!

LOL @ DCC Minako XD

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 04/17/05 08:28am

How amusing...a fight with true, shall we say, 'guts'. :)

Archangel • 04/17/05 08:09am

Wow..that was..some fight. *nods*
Poor Motoki-san...

And..Good Going Jedite-san!

Euri [e-mail] • 04/17/05 07:37am