Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #791: “Budokai fight 5: rei.bot. vs Hotaru”
#791: “Budokai fight 5: rei.bot. vs Hotaru”

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Topic is -= You haven't read Suburban Senshi till you've read it in the original Klingon =-

[16:43] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:43] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[16:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew iz tit tam 4 da fite?
[16:45] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, the Time Lord's dropped them off on the klingon moon of Praxis, sometime around Stardate 7412.2 or whatever the hell numbers they use in that time period
[16:46] *** Haruka [On Vacation] [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:46] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Haruka [On Vacation]
[16:47] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Dude I heard the rei.bot / 'Taru fight's doing down?
[16:47] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, spawn of Aino's going to do the play by play from orbit
[16:47] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Cool cuz I'm speeding down some damn backwater road in Latvia
[16:48] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Michi's asleep so I'm bored
[16:48] <// J_Daito //> When are you coming back, anyway
[16:49] <Haruka [On Vacation]> when we run through the engagement kama sutra thing we made out of H-doujin featuring us
[16:50] <// J_Daito //> hmm
[16:50] *** S.X. Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:50] *** spiritflame sets mode +o S.X. Aino

[16:50] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @S.X. Aino
[16:53] <@S.X. Aino> Hiyas! I'm coming to you LIVE and DIRECT from the Klingon moon of Praxis, which is home to this 5th fight of the 2005 In-house IRC Budokai!
[16:54] <@S.X. Aino> I'm safely in orbit above the moon, which is famous for its dilithium production! It helps fuel the energy needs of almost half the Klingon Empire!
[16:55] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[16:55] <@S.X. Aino> Ahh, and there goes Hotaru-P, transforming into the world-destroying Sailor Saturn!
[16:56] * @spiritflame is now known as rei.bot
[16:56] <@S.X. Aino> and R-chan, who have my money on, has gotten into a ready stance as well!
[16:57] <@S.X. Aino> These two titanic terrors are too mighty for any house to hold, so we've brought them all the way out here, so if they break the moon, no one will care! Well maybe the Klingons might!
[16:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> damn skankura gat on wit tit
[16:58] * @rei.bot hates to hold back but will limit herself to Hotaru's power level
[16:58] <Sailor Saturn> I understand ^_^
[16:58] <@rei.bot> heh
[16:59] * @S.X. Aino moves her TARDIS to a safe distance
[16:59] <@S.X. Aino> we start on the hour!
[16:59] * @rei.bot will allow Saturn to go first
[17:00] * Sailor Saturn nods
[17:00] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn swings her glaive around and SLAMS it into the earth sending a titanic shockwave of force towards rei.bot (A MISS!)
[17:01] * @rei.bot stands there impassively and takes the shockwave, watching it channel sideways as it crashes against her, devastating everything to her flanks
[17:01] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot pulls out an ofuda charged with a megaton of houriki and sends it slicing though the air at Saturn (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[17:02] * Sailor Saturn staggers back, her arm torn open and bleeding, blue houriki streaming from the wound
[17:03] <@S.X. Aino> OUCH that was SOME hit! The first exchange is over, with r-chan taking the lead at two! How will Hotaru-P respond?!
[17:03] * Sailor Saturn 's eyes go purple
[17:04] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn slowly spins around, holding her glaive at length, lashing out and sending a black crescent of deadly energy tearing tthough the air, boiling it away as it goes (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[17:05] * @rei.bot is slammed by the energy wave and goes flying into a mountainside, which collapses under the dual impact force and buries her. She explodes out of the rubble a second later.
[17:05] <@S.X. Aino> Whatta shot! Hotaru-P gets a solid hit in!
[17:05] <@S.X. Aino> 2-1 rei.bot!
[17:07] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot SLAMS her left fist into the ground, causing the earth to ripple and explode upwards, then punches the debris into molten-hot magma hurled in hotaru's direction (A MISS!)
[17:07] * Sailor Saturn suses Silent Wall to weather the attack, watching the rocks bounce off the forcefield harmlessly
[17:08] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn EXPLODES the Silent Wall into a Silence Shell which expands forward like a sphere of death, obliterating everything it touches. She drives the edge of the shell at rei.bot (BLOCKED!!)
[17:09] * @rei.bot idly holds the shell with one hand and arrests its progress
[17:09] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot shoves the shell HARD and implodes it back upon saturn (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[17:10] * Sailor Saturn screams out in agony as the Silence Shell Energies invert and ravage her body
[17:11] <@S.X. Aino> Oh my GAWD! r-chan is DOMINATING 4-1 as Hotaru-P's sailor fuku is almost burned off by her own attack! She's bleeding all over, and boy does she look TICKED OFF
[17:12] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn Slowly staggers to her feet and SLAMS the butt of her glaive down on the ground, ccausing a portion of the sky above rei.bot to harden and rain down like black missiles. There is a huge explosion in the air as the vaccum caused by the deorbiting spikes is closed by an oxygen inrush (DENIED!)
[17:13] * @rei.bot leaps up gracefully and uses a combination of her omega beams and fists to pummel the spikes into a fine powder
[17:14] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot collects the powder and forcibly compacts it into a superdense marble which she skips off the ground at Hotaru- the impact causes massive earthquakes and splits in the ground. Magma starts to lash towards the surface of the moon. (BLOCKED!!)
[17:15] * Sailor Saturn uses great force and bats the marble away with her glaive, which rocks from the impact, and vibrates with the aftershock. The marble smashes through a far off mountain, collapsing it
[17:15] <@S.X. Aino> yes it's a slow and ponderous fight, everyone! But that's what you get when two titans duke it out!
[17:16] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn leaps up into the air and somersaults, touching the tip of the glaive to the ground by rei.bot's feet, sending a shockwave deep into the planet and causing the ground underneath her to rupture all the way to the moon's core, magma shoots up and engulfs her (DEFLECTED!!)
[17:17] * @rei.bot is swallowed by the magma and calmly walks out of it, electric blue eyes glowing
[17:18] <@S.X. Aino> Holy crap the moon is shaking now! Can it withstand much more of this conflict?!
[17:19] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot decides to take this fight into close quarters and runs to hotaru, her every footstep smashing craters into the ground. She grabs Hotaru by the neck and flips backwards, piledriving Hotaru into the magma geyser just created (DEFLECTED!!)
[17:19] * Sailor Saturn has the presence of mind to erect a silent wall and descends to the core of the moon
[17:20] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn launches a Silence Glaive Surprise from the core, exploding q quarter of the moon; specifically the quarter rei.bot was standing on (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 2 count!)
[17:21] * @rei.bot goes flying into space, momentarily stunned by the force of the explosion
[17:21] <@S.X. Aino> WOWS! r-chan was knocked right off the surface of the planet!! 4-2, r-chan!
[17:21] <@S.X. Aino> 1!
[17:22] <@S.X. Aino> 2!
[17:23] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot reorients herself in orbit, and propels herself forward at Hotaru like a ballistic missile, only much much faster (A MISS!)
[17:24] * Sailor Saturn uproots a small mountain using her Glaive and interposes it between herself and rei.bot. The mountain is destroyed in a thunderous explosion.
[17:24] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn Shoots a Saturn Kamehameha at rei.bot though the debris of the mountain's explosion (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[17:25] * @rei.bot goes skidding back from the force of the unexpected impact
[17:26] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot masses a firestorm of magma from all around her, using her ability to control fire and launches a massive flame sniper attack at Hotaru's head (DEFLECTED!!)
[17:26] * Sailor Saturn does the obvious and ducks
[17:27] <@S.X. Aino> and with less than four minutes on the clock, Hotaru-P is within one of tying this thing up! the socre's 4-3, and it's her move!
[17:27] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn runs at rei.bot intending to run her through with the glaive (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[17:27] * @rei.bot 's eyes go wide as the glaive impales her
[17:27] <@S.X. Aino> And it's all tied up folks! 4-4
[17:28] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot narrows her eyes and holds the glaive in her, sucking it in and pulling Hotaru in as well, crushing the senshi inside her (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 5 count!)
[17:28] * Sailor Saturn blacks out as many of her bones break
[17:29] <@S.X. Aino> 1!
[17:29] <@S.X. Aino> 2!
[17:29] <@S.X. Aino> 3!
[17:29] <@S.X. Aino> 4!
[17:29] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn explodes her way out of rei.bot with Silence Glaive Surpise (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[17:30] * @rei.bot gasps as Hotaru breaks free
[17:31] <@S.X. Aino> and the clock has run out! It's sudden death! The first to score a hit wins! And this planet is rocking and Rolling like my Pop's TARDIS at night!
[17:31] /// Battle Mode: @rei.bot closes her eyes and concentrates, massiving all the latent energy in the planet and binding it to her will. She raises her arms up and creates a massive Genki Dama, which she HURLS at Saturn! (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[17:32] * Sailor Saturn has no time to scream as the energies blow her right off the planet
[17:32] <@S.X. Aino> And there you have it! 7-5, r-chan!
[17:33] * @rei.bot snaps to full power as the weakened moon begins its final explosion, and teleports into space, catching Saturn and teleporting her to safety aboard Sakura's TARDIS
[17:33] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Holy s[BLEEP]t
[17:34] <// J_Daito //> They... destroyed... a moon
[17:34] <@S.X. Aino> Don't worry about Hotaru-P, folks! I've got a Senzu bean for her right here!
[17:34] * Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[17:35] * @rei.bot is now known as spiritflame
[17:35] <C'est_la_V> Masaka... I may have to fight that...
[17:35] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Yo Neko Michi says not to get too c[BLEEP]ky, she doubts you can beat her
[17:36] <C'est_la_V> Tell her this -- :P
[17:36] * Haruka [On Vacation] slips Michi the tongue
[17:36] <C'est_la_V> That's not what I meant and you know it ><
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Sakura, rei.bot, and Hotaru better hope the Klingon High Council doesn't find out about their involvement with the Praxis Incident. Pissed off Klingons are NOT fun to be around. Maybe they should've fought on Rura-Penthae instead...

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/13/05 11:13am

That is *exactly* the inference XD

Dr. X • 04/10/05 11:05pm

Are you infering that this battle, due to the fact that Sakura-chan brought the combatants to Praxis and destroyed it, is the cause of the Khithomer peace conference?

Cool!

Jerry C.
A "Star Trek" Fan

Jerry C. • 04/10/05 07:45pm

How strange...I did not know of this. Thank you for educating me.

Archangel • 04/10/05 06:43pm

And so Praxis DIES!

Duo • 04/07/05 05:27pm

Having a planet blow up under one's feet certainly makes for an unforgettable experience. I know *I* have never forgotten it.

Bear • 04/07/05 10:44am

MOU! Kousagi feels SORRY for Hotaru-chan sama!

And the Klingons, too, for that matter.

Kousagi • 04/07/05 10:43am

Go rei.bot! Although, it's not often Hotaru gets beat either...

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 04/07/05 10:27am

Heh. Even at low power, rei.bot is still incomprehensibly strong. Then again, we already knew that XD

Haak [e-mail] • 04/07/05 03:50am

shnazbat >< I had 2000 yen bet on her...

Wolfwood • 04/06/05 10:49pm

Daaamn.....

All hail teh rei.bot

Moonstar • 04/06/05 07:22pm

I am so sorry, Mlle. Tomoe. The taste of defeat, she is bitter, non? But do not worry; there is always next year, is there not? :)

O.G. • 04/06/05 05:55pm

LMFAO!!!! FUCK! I lost a box of Krispy Kremes... I had a box of Krispy Kreme's on 'Taru-chan

Kakyuu Kou [e-mail] • 04/06/05 05:17pm

squee! Go rei.bot-san!

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 04/06/05 05:03pm

No wonder the Klingons wouldn't say what happened to Praxis, they probably didn't know themselves...

Yay for fightings!

Kryten 2X4B 523P [e-mail] • 04/06/05 04:47pm



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