Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #783: “Training Day” (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)
#783: “Training Day” (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)

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Topic is -= Pain =-

[08:37] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:38] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as speshul fend
[08:38] * GERMATOID IS CHEERILY STIRRING SOME TEA
[08:39] <speshul fend> /mi loks supar kute
[08:40] <speshul fend> /mi iz a god gurl
[08:40] <speshul fend> /mi's sellfone rangs
[08:41] <speshul fend> /mi packs ti pu "harro?"
[08:41] * speshul fend hears "Breathe for me"
[08:41] <speshul fend> fak! *hengs pu*
[08:42] <speshul fend> bichass mokokti
[08:42] * speshul fend is now known as .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[08:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> how da FACK dad hi gat mai numbar
[08:43] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. BEETS DA SIT ot of har sellfone
[08:43] <GERMATOID> THAT'S MISDIRECTED RAGE, KIDDO
[08:44] * GERMATOID PATS THE TINY CHILD ON THE HEAD WHILST PONDERING HER SUITABILITY FOR UTILIZATION
[08:44] * GERMATOID DECIDES SHE'S TOO SHORT
[08:44] * @spiritflame gets a cellphone call in her HEAD
[08:45] * @spiritflame activates the voice-mail system.
[08:45] <@spiritflame> he will be selecting menu options all week
[08:48] * @spiritflame is not amused by her situation, small rabbit
[08:50] <@Dr_Xadium> rei: Koan - If I had another child, and it grew, would another grow to meet it? Would its cradle be robbed?
[08:50] <@spiritflame> how is that a koan
[08:50] <@Dr_Xadium> I don't know.
[08:51] * GERMATOID CAN CLONE YOU ONE, IS WORKING ON SOME OTHER CLONES ATM
[08:52] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame smacks xadium "go back to training" (A MISS!)
[08:52] <@spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium has stopped the battle mode
[08:52] * GERMATOID STARTS TO SCRIBBLE ON A PAD
[08:53] * GERMATOID HAS DRAWN A LOUSY CARTOON CARICATURE OF HARUKA AND MICHIRU AND HOTARU
[08:53] <GERMATOID> NOW IF YOU TAKE DNA FROM "A", AND SOME FROM "B" AND MAYBE SOME FROM "C" JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT
[08:53] <GERMATOID> THROW IN A DAIMON POD OR TEN
[08:54] <@Dr_Xadium> (dryly) why don't you you just pull a Gero and steal ALL our DNA and make Suburban Senshi's own "Cell?"
[08:54] * GERMATOID JUST TURNS AND *LOOKS* AT XADIUM
[08:55] <@Dr_Xadium> What?
[08:55] * GERMATOID IS STILL LOOKING
[08:55] <@Dr_Xadium> No. Seriously. What?
[08:55] * GERMATOID MOVES IN A FLASH, STABBING XADIUM IN THE FACE WITH A NEEDLE!
[08:56] <@Dr_Xadium> In the *face?!*
[08:56] * @Dr_Xadium staggers back
[08:56] * GERMATOID ALREADY HAS SPORE DNA SO MOVES ON
[08:56] <@Dr_Xadium> And... this is why I should just keep my mouth shut from now on.
[08:57] * @Dr_Xadium was stabbed in the cheek, BTW.
[08:57] * GERMATOID RUNS UPSTAIRS. THE SOUNDS OF PAIN CAN BE HEARD AS HE STABS EVERYONE
[08:58] * GERMATOID COMES BACK WITH A VILLAGE IN A PHIAL!
[08:58] * GERMATOID ZIPS DOWN TO THE LAB
[08:58] <@Dr_Xadium> .
[08:59] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[08:59] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame SLAMS Xadium into the TARDIS soley for amusement (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[08:59] <@spiritflame> @Dr_Xadium has stopped the battle mode
[08:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Wonderful. (a tooth falls out)
[09:00] * GERMATOID PUTS ON WAGNER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO S[BLEEP]T IN MAD SCIENCE UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING WAGNER
[09:00] * // J_Daito // comes upstairs walking very oddly
[09:01] <// J_Daito //> So I was sleeping and then I woke up only to find someone had stabbed me in the Maxx Power.
[09:02] * @spiritflame wonders how they managed to locate such a miniscule target
[09:03] <GERMATOID> AND THE LEFT CODON HERE, AND THE RIGHT ALLELE THERE, AND THEN YOU DO THE HANKY PANKY AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT~~
[09:03] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[09:04] <FireFly_9> Good god is he cloning something again.
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> Hmm. Wonderful. A new target for my spite.
[09:07] * GERMATOID THROWS A LAMP AT JEDITE
[09:07] <FireFly_9> That's MY LAMP?!
[09:08] * // J_Daito // bats it aside, into Xadium
[09:08] * @Dr_Xadium DEFLECTS it into the TARDIS; it shatters!
[09:08] <FireFly_9> My..... LAMP.
[09:09] <FireFly_9> My lamp that I raised.... like a child.
[09:09] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Saturn
[09:09] <@Dr_Xadium> ..........
[09:09] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[09:09] <@Dr_Xadium> rei.... T_T
[09:09] <@spiritflame> let us see your power
[09:10] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[09:10] /// Battle Mode: Sailor Saturn swipes at Xadium with the silence glaive (DENIED!)
[09:10] * @Dr_Xadium GRABS the end of the Glave and is barely holding it off him
[09:10] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium swing hotaru around by the glaive (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 10 count!)
[09:11] * Sailor Saturn is smashed into the TARDIS and is... OUT?! @_@
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> .... It would seem the Time Lord's training with the incredibly hot ex is paying off.
[09:11] * Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[09:11] * @spiritflame looks at Xadium with an expression that reads "10 facefault: 20 goto 10"
[09:12] * FireFly_9 gets back up. "I'm all right..."
[09:12] * FireFly_9 gives Xadium an odd look.
[09:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Eheheh...?
[09:13] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame b[BLEEP]chslap xadium "don't get c[BLEEP]ky" (A MISS!)
[09:13] * @Dr_Xadium absently dodges
[09:13] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has stopped the battle mode
[09:13] * @spiritflame b[BLEEP]chSLAPS Xadium "do NOT get c[BLEEP]ky"
[09:14] * @Dr_Xadium is b[BLEEP]chslapped into the TARDIS ><
[09:14] <@spiritflame> pupils
[09:14] <@Dr_Xadium> (woozy) yes, sensei
[09:14] * @spiritflame shakes her head
[09:15] * @spiritflame goes outside and collects a very large boulder, smashing the wall of the house to bring it in
[09:15] * @spiritflame ties a rope to it and ties the other end to Xadium
[09:16] * @spiritflame HURLS the boulder halfway across the city and Xadium along with it
[09:16] <@spiritflame> bring the boulder back to me; when you have you may have a meal
[09:20] * @spiritflame has found an obscure linux joke about Linus Torvalds no one will get but she's an OP so what the hell XD:
[09:20] <@spiritflame> Yeah right. You know that, late at night, when all the other coders have gone home, after the custodian has come by his office...he peeks out of his office to make sure the coast is clear...draws the blinds, locks the door...and he's dual booting, man, he's dual booting so hard. And it's wrong, but it feels so right.
[09:21] * @spiritflame notes the root of the joke is that Linus is the main Linux kernel maintainer, dsual booting to another OS is a sign of the lack of usabilty of Linux
[09:22] <// J_Daito //> If you have to explain it, O EIHGF...
[09:22] <@spiritflame> XP
[09:22] <Furu> Gotta destroy every enemy in the city by Turn 5yet I cant ENTER the city.
[09:22] <// J_Daito //> So.... destroy the city.
[09:23] <Furu> And they dont start LEAVING the city until the Enemy Phase of Turn 2, and by then its kind of hard.
[09:23] <// J_Daito //> So.... destroy the city.
[09:23] <Furu> Well, you see, the problem with that logic is that the city has sometop secret crap in it I have to retrieve.
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> Well go up to your masters, and when they ask "why did you destroy the top secret thing" stand before them defiantly, say "Because I DO AS I WILL, WORMS" and walk off.
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> All games should have a genocide option. So shall it be in my New Order.TM
[09:27] <Kakyuu> Jedite, you're CRAZY....
[09:27] <// J_Daito //> The insanity of the Beast that howls at the end of the World, Keith.
[09:27] <Furu> Yeeah. Thats not really a gameplay option.
[09:28] <FireFly_9> Jedite: You? HAH
[09:28] <FireFly_9> I destroyed Earth twice. And I'm a "GOOD GUY".
[09:28] <// J_Daito //> ....Shut up.
[09:28] <FireFly_9> How many times have you blown it up?
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> Shutupshutupshutup
[09:29] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (that which elevates... levitra)
[09:29] <Gunarm Dyne> Zinged him good there, Hotaru.
[09:29] <@spiritflame> is that something to be proud of
[09:29] * FireFly_9 smiles darkly for a moment
[09:30] <FireFly_9> *cough* Of course not.
[09:31] * FireFly_9 smiles more than she ought to
[09:32] * FireFly_9 coughs and tries to smile demurely, the Saturn part of her merely laughs silently
[09:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay im stall hear biches!111
[09:33] *** @spiritflame has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi REASON: (no you are not spore)
[09:34] <FireFly_9> *twitch* That... *is* my best friend you are all so casually abusing, you know.
[09:35] * @S.X. Aino expresses solidarity with her saturnian sister from afar before revanishing
[09:36] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa was my first friend. I remember her before her.... turn...
[09:36] * @S.X. Aino was never here ^_~
[09:37] <FireFly_9> Deep inside her lecherous self still beats the heart of a lonely innocent.
[09:38] * @spiritflame thinks there is enough evidence to state small rabbit has a problem
[09:41] <GERMATOID> HARUKA + JED + ME + SPORE + HOTARU + MINAKO + ARTEMIS + XADIUM + MICHIRU + SETSUNA +TURTLE BOY + ELIOS + SAKURA = ????
[09:41] <Furu> ........
[09:42] <FireFly_9> ><
[09:42] <Yaijinden> Haredotaroreakoremadichiuaokiosura!
[09:44] <GERMATOID> HAREDOTAROREAKOREMADICHIUAOKIOSURA
[09:49] * GERMATOID STARTS TO BOIL DOWN THE NAME
[09:51] * GERMATOID HAS BOILED AREDOTAROREAKOREMADICHIUAOKIOSURA INTO THE WORD "SENSHIMON"
[10:03] * GERMATOID THROWS ALL HIS DNA AND A METRIC [BLEEP]LOAD OF DAIMON SEEDS INTO THE MONSTERBAKE OVEN
[10:04] * GERMATOID SETS IT TO BAKE FOR A GOOD NUMBER OF HOURS AND WANDERS OFF FOR JUNK FOODS
[10:16] * @Dr_Xadium crawls back in with a boulder attached to him.
[10:19] * @Dr_Xadium claws into the ground and pulls the boulder forward millmetre by millimetre
[10:21] * @spiritflame walks in, sees Xadium and sits on the boulder "i hunger; take me to the store"
[10:21] <@Dr_Xadium> ....yes, sensei ><
[10:21] * @spiritflame shifts her mass to the full 2.x tons "no sass"
[10:22] * @Dr_Xadium turns around and slowly crawls in the other direction, pulling the boulder and rei.bot with him a fraction of a millimetre at a time
[10:27] * @spiritflame sits and watches impassively. Xadium looks up at her
[10:29] * @spiritflame throws her sake cup at Xadium "yours is not to see"
[10:35] * @spiritflame shakes her head
[10:36] * @spiritflame throws a pebble at Xadium "pull"
[10:36] * @Dr_Xadium IS pulling
[10:39] * @Dr_Xadium would make an obscene gesture but is clawing into the ground
[10:40] * @Dr_Xadium starts to pull harder, the boulder budges slightly
[11:01] * @Dr_Xadium has dragged the boulder all of a foot
[11:12] * @spiritflame slams Xadium with a ramen bowl (ramen included) "pull"
[11:14] * @Dr_Xadium is exerting himself beyond all bounds
[11:14] * @Dr_Xadium trained under 10 gravities the other day
[11:15] <@spiritflame> by "trained" he means spending weeks on a 10 gravity world trying to walk
[11:16] <@Dr_Xadium> must... learn... zen discipline from rei-- err, sensei...
[11:16] <@Dr_Xadium> I must improve myself....!
[11:26] * @Dr_Xadium stops trying to pull
[11:27] * @spiritflame tosses Xadium a bowl of rice and some chopsticks
[11:27] <@spiritflame> eat one grain at a time
[11:30] * @spiritflame throws a tomato slice at xadium "eat, gallifreyan dog!"
[11:31] * @Dr_Xadium catches the slice in the chopsticks, clinging onto the fact that he fought rei.bot and almost won... when she was at .0000000000000000000001% of her power heh
[11:40] <@spiritflame> chew your food 40 times then swallow
[11:40] <@Dr_Xadium> T_T
[11:42] * @spiritflame notes xadium was utterly decimated by a mere mortal shortly thereafter
[11:43] <@Dr_Xadium> I wasn't in my right mind.
[11:43] * @spiritflame hurls a plate at Xadium "make no excuses"
[11:43] * @Dr_Xadium wonders what Mina is up to
[11:44] * @spiritflame will not allow Xadium and Minako to... interact until the training is complete
[11:44] <@spiritflame> you belong to me now
[11:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes, sensei.
[11:49] <@spiritflame> silence animal. eat
[11:53] * @spiritflame only consented to train xadium because he was pathetic
[11:54] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[11:54] * @spiritflame notes he will gain her respect when he has passed
[11:55] * @spiritflame had givne him some when he nearly fought her to a standstill the other day, but his shameful display in combat the other day has shown her he has a long way to go
[11:55] <Yaijinden> The center has not been found. Not truly.
[11:55] <@spiritflame> indeed not
[11:56] * @spiritflame jumps off the boulder for a moment
[11:56] * @spiritflame shapeshifts into Minako
[11:56] <@Dr_Xadium> .........
[11:57] * C'est_la_V shows a generous amount of leg right in front of Xadium
[11:57] <@Dr_Xadium> It won't work, you know. I've gotten over that. Besides, I know it's not her.
[11:58] * C'est_la_V leaps back onto the boulder, shifting back to normal
[11:58] * @spiritflame leaps off the boulder again
[11:58] * @spiritflame kicks the food into the air and balances the bowl on her finger
[11:58] <@spiritflame> take it from me
[11:59] <@Dr_Xadium> ><
[11:59] * @Dr_Xadium goes to untie himself fromt he boulder
[11:59] <@spiritflame> no stay attached
[11:59] <@Dr_Xadium> ......................
[12:00] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[12:00] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium runs up the side of the boulder and jumps forward, grabbing the food as he descends (DEFLECTED!!)
[12:00] * @Dr_Xadium is SMASHED back into the side of the boulder
[12:01] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame kicks Xadium in the side of the face (DEFLECTED!!)
[12:01] * @Dr_Xadium grabs rei's foot and holds it in place calmly
[12:01] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium flips rei.bot over and grabs the food (DEFLECTED!!)
[12:02] * @spiritflame flips over but catches the bowl on the tip of her toe
[12:02] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium SPINS rei.bot around and leaps up as best he can to grab the bowl (BLOCKED!!)
[12:03] * @spiritflame jumps up using her HAND to push herself out of reach and lands on her fingertip, balancing perfectly, still holding the food up with her foot
[12:03] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame uses her other foot to Push Xadium into the boulder (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[12:04] * @Dr_Xadium is SMASHED into the boulder, is partially embedded
[12:04] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium strains and pulls himself out, running forward and skidding under rei.bot, looking her in the eyes, and them pokes them (DEFLECTED!!)
[12:05] * @spiritflame CLOSES her eyes.
[12:05] * @spiritflame flips back over to stand on her feet, balancing the bowl on her head
[12:06] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame kicks Xadium's face side-to-side with her left foot rapidly (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 4 count!)
[12:06] * @Dr_Xadium sees quadruple before the world goes black for a moment
[12:07] * @Dr_Xadium gets back up, still tied to the boulder
[12:07] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium uses gravity altering forcefields to pick up the boulder and HURLS it at rei! (BLOCKED!!)
[12:08] * @spiritflame SMASHES the boulder in two, its halves parting before her
[12:08] <@Dr_Xadium> Why thank you for that, Sensei ^_^
[12:08] <@spiritflame> ....cheeky
[12:08] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame spinkicks Xadium in the center of his chest (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[12:09] * @Dr_Xadium GRABS the leg and BLOCKS it, flipping rei sideways
[12:10] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium leaps over rei.bot, twsiting upside down and GRABS The bowl off her head! (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[12:10] * @Dr_Xadium lands and bows
[12:10] * @spiritflame gets up and bows
[12:10] * @spiritflame holds up... the chopsticks
[12:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh son of a [BLEEP]
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Will people STOP giving the Prof. ideas!

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 03/14/05 10:22am

Senshimon? I'm NOT asking.
About ANY of this.

Mew [e-mail] • 03/10/05 05:11pm

yup

Dr. X • 03/10/05 03:39pm

Nani? People made CAMEOS! But I was too busy editing, MUAHAHAHA...^^; proxies suck.

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 03/10/05 12:09pm

EIHGF = Ex-Incredibly Hot Girlfriend?

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