*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi Topic is -= ph33r the battle system =-
> So how do you feel, X-chan?
> I really don't want to talk about it any longer. :(
[10:54] <sailer chibimoan
> hshshssh u kno ti wuz god 4 u
[10:54] * sailer chibimoan is now known as .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[10:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Hey guys Jed's back there getting ready for his fight with the prof
> Well despite the severe trauma of being body-humped by "Small Lady" over there, I have managed to get Hotaru's
information pages up on the world guide, albeit without art.
[10:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Nobody cares about that s[BLEEP]
t but they do care about this-- pimp your burger! --> http://www.burgerking.de/appgen/?cl=bk&cp=pimpmyburger&cmd=show_flash
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Click on the TV screen and then download the whole thing, it's 52 megs, 8 minutes of Burger-pimping kickassness
[10:57] * C'est_la_V wants that theme song
> FORGET PIMPED BURGERS, THE COMPLETE PAPERS OF FRANCIS CRICK ARE ONLINE
> Crick? That thing you get in your neck if you sleep in the wrong position?
> The co-discoverer of the double Helix structure of DNA, dear
> --> http://profiles.nlm.nih.gov/SC/
> IT'S SUCH GOOD TIMING BECAUSE I WAS GETTING READY TO DO SOME CLONING IN THE LAB AND WANTED SOME LIGHT READING
> Ano, Tomoe-Hakase, don't you have a Budokai match today?
[11:02] * GERMATOID IS WAITING ON JED
// J_Daito //: no fight is currently sanctioned
[11:03] <// J_Daito //
[11:03] * GERMATOID GIVES JEDITE THE FINGER "THAT'S DIRTY POOL OLD MAN"
[11:03] <// J_Daito //
> bah. *stands there, arms crossed*
[11:04] * C'est_la_V gets the Venus Microphone
> ♦ and here we are, getting ready for the next match in the Suburban Senshi Budokai, between Jedite and Professor Souichi Tomoe!!
[11:06] * // J_Daito // flips his cape in fromt of him and pulls it off.
[11:07] * GERMATOID CRACKS HIS NECK LEFT, THEN RIGHT, AND SHEDS HIS LAB COAT.
> ♦ Ooh, the professor's gettign ready for action!!
[11:07] * GERMATOID TAKES A DEEP BREATH. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
[11:08] * GERMATOID 'S SHIRT EXPLODES OFF HIS BODY, AND HIS PANTS RIP AS HIS MUSCLES BULGE AND EXPAND!
> ♦ Whoa!!! Tomoe-hakase has TRANSFORMED! HIs body's turned into a pro Bodybuilder's, like the steroid using Arnold Schwartzenegger-sama or the stunt double for Bill BIxby in the Incredible Hulk, Lou Fignewton!
[11:10] * GERMATOID WAVES AN OVERLY-MUSCLED HAND AT HIS LITTLE GIRL. "CHEER FOR PAPA, OK?"
[11:10] * FireFly_9 nods in sheer stupefaction
[11:11] * // J_Daito // yawns
> ♦ rei.bot-san, if you please?
@spiritflame has started the battle mode
> ♦ Competitors bow and shake hands and let's get going!
[11:12] * // J_Daito // nods to Germy in a manly fashion
[11:12] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID MAKES A MASSIVE UPPERCUT TO JEDITE (A HIT!!)
> ♦ fight start 11:12, end 11:42
[11:13] * // J_Daito // goes FLYING though the ceiling!
> ♦ Wow! Tomoe-hakase goes for the cheap shot and sends Jedite on a thrill ride!
[11:14] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // appears under the professor via teleport portal and hits him in the genitals (BLOCKED!!)
> ♦ Jedite goes for the low job and misses, because Tomoe's just that thick!
[11:15] * GERMATOID CROSSES HIS LEGS AND TRAPS JEDITE'S HAND BETWEEN HIS LEGS!
[11:15] <// J_Daito //
> Gah... let go!
[11:16] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID TWISTS HIS LEGS TO SNAP JEDITE'S ARM (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[11:16] * // J_Daito // screams involuntarily as his arm BREAKS
> ♦ Now that's muscle control for you! 2-0, Tomoe-hakase!
[11:17] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // swings up, ignoring the blinding pain, and presses his other hand to Tomoe's head, firing off a ki blast (A MISS!)
[11:17] * GERMATOID SWALLOWS THE KI AND BURPS. *MUAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA*
> ♦ Jedite's not making any headway at all! Germatoid just SWALLOWED his blast!
[11:19] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID PRODUCES A FISTFUL OF DAIMON PODS AND THROWS THEM INTO JEDITE'S BODY, WHERE THEY HATCH AND EXPLODE! (BLOCKED!!)
[11:19] * // J_Daito // laughs and compresses the pods in his stomach, holding them in
> Ooh, Tomoe-hakase was going for his special move, the Germatoid Pod insemination, but no go!
[11:20] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // SHOOTS The pods back into Tomoe using sheer muscle control (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[11:21] * GERMATOID STAGGERS BACK, HIS BODY RIPPED TO SHREDS AS A DOZEN DIAMONS EXPLODE FROM WITHIN HIS BODY AT ONCE, HISSING AND SCREECHING.
> ♦ And Tomoe-hakase was moist on his own Picard!
> "Hoist, petard"
> ♦ That too! 2-1 Tomoe-hakase!
[11:23] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // Teleports behind Tomoe and BURIES a crystal dagger in his back! (DEFLECTED!!)
[11:23] * GERMATOID HOLDS THE DAGGER IN HIS BACK AS HIS BODY REGENERATES
> ♦ and Jedite went for a backstab, but got hung up in the process!!
[11:24] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID FLIPS FORWARD, HURLING JEDITE AND HIS DAGGER INTO THE AIR (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
> ♦ Oh no~! The professor's aggravated the injury and now he's standing in the middle of the livingroom, stunned !
[11:25] * // J_Daito // smirks
[11:25] /// Battle Mode: // J_Daito // opens a teleport portal to a sort above the bed of nails in his room, directly under the prof. (DEFLECTED!!)
> ♦ MANAGES TO SPREAD HIS LEGS OUT TO THE EDGES OF THE PORTAL AND NOT FALL IN
> ♦ Hey no fair stealing the mike! But what you said!
[11:27] * // J_Daito // is now known as Super Jedite
> ♦ And Jedite's transforming!
[11:27] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite DARK KAMEHAMEHA at the Professor! (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[11:28] * GERMATOID IS BLASTED BACKWARDS THOUGH THE LIVINGROOM WALL, AND OUT INTO THE STREET!
> ♦ And that's the turntable! Jedite uses a Kamehameha to punt the professor to the curb! Looks like this one is going outside !
[11:29] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID SPLITS OFF SOME OF HIS ESSENCE INTO A LIGHTPOLE, WHICH SWINGS AT JEDITE LIKE A MASSIVE BASEBALL BAT! (DEFLECTED!!)
[11:30] * Super Jedite stands there and TAKES the hit, watching the pole dent and deform against his super studly body!
> ♦ No dice! Jedite's still in the lead, 3-2, and it's his turn with 12 minutes to go in this match!
[11:31] * Super Jedite pries the pole off him
[11:31] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite Telekinetically grabs 5 cars in the street and forms them into a giant super robot, which SMASHES Tomoe in the midsection! (BLOCKED!!)
[11:32] * GERMATOID STRIKES THE KOREAN TRANSFORMER RIPOFF WITH A GIGA LAUGH AND WATCHES IT EXPLODE UNDER THE SONIC ASSAULT
> ♦ Jedite goes for a classic 1984 style super robo attack, but in this case there was more to Tomoe-hakase than met the eye!
[11:33] * GERMATOID SPLITS INTO SEVERAL CLONES, WHICH SURROUND JEDITE AND BEGIN PUNCHING HIM FROM ALL SIDES
[11:33] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID SPLITS INTO SEVERAL CLONES, WHICH SURROUND JEDITE AND BEGIN PUNCHING HIM FROM ALL SIDES (DEFLECTED!!)
[11:34] * Super Jedite easily parries with his super speed
> ♦ And the professor's fatal fists of fury are too slow for Jedite!!
> ♦ Less than ten minutes to go!!
[11:35] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite stretches forth his hand and begins draining the life-force of the mad professor. (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[11:35] * GERMATOID DROPS TO THE GROUND, WHEEZING
> ♦ ANd showing those same skills that he used when he was Beryl's b[BLEEP]ch, Jedite sucks hard, causing Tomoe-hakase to go down!!
[11:36] <Super Jedite
> HEY! WE DON'T NEED THE CUTE COMMENTS, AINO
[11:37] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID CRAWLS OVER TO JEDITE AND GOES FOR A GERMATOID SMASH TO THE LEG (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[11:38] * GERMATOID DROPS TO THE GROUND, SENSELESS
> ♦ The professor goes for the low blow but fails! 5-2, Jedite, with 4 minutes left!!
[11:39] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite KICKS Tomoe into a fire hydrant (BLOCKED!!)
[11:39] * GERMATOID MANAGES TO RAISE A HAND AND STOP THE FOOT
[11:39] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite SMASHES His heel into the professor's head (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
> ♦ Whoa! Jedite didn't realize how hard the Prof's head was!! Now he's dancing around in pain!
[11:40] * Super Jedite leaps around in agony
[11:40] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID GOES FOR A BLINDING LIGHT REFLECTION OFF HIS GLASSES (A HIT!!)
[11:41] /// Battle Mode: GERMATOID GOES FOR A DEAFENING GIGA-LAUGH (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
> ♦ HOLY CRAP! WIth a devstating one two punch, Tomoe-san has tied it up, 5 to 5!!
[11:41] * Super Jedite staggers backwards
[11:42] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite despeation strike (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 8 count!)
> And with a LAST SECOND STRIKE, Jedite WINS as the clock runs down!
[11:42] * GERMATOID IS DOWN
[11:42] * Super Jedite bellows with laughter
[11:42] * // J_Daito // stalks off to train for the next round
@spiritflame has stopped the battle mode
> Don't feel bad, Papa.
> :< *DETRANSFORMS*
> I'll buy you some tasty coffee
[12:02] * @spiritflame goes to update the brackets